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| Nodea | Feb 19 2008, 03:09 PM Post #61 |
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that "otherwise" is to only devour your heart which will be cooked in a stew |
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| XXX_NightWing | Feb 19 2008, 07:44 PM Post #62 |
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King of Coincidence
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But I give them a fake heart, and they never know the difference. I'm a 'god', I can do that. |
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| Nodea | Feb 19 2008, 08:42 PM Post #63 |
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but one of them still wants to eat you so they run over to cut off your arm |
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| XXX_NightWing | Feb 19 2008, 10:05 PM Post #64 |
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King of Coincidence
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But the rest stop him and kill him, allowing me to escape |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 19 2008, 11:58 PM Post #65 |
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Laztality!
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But you escape right into a mansion that is zombie infested. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| XXX_NightWing | Feb 20 2008, 04:38 PM Post #66 |
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King of Coincidence
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But luckily I happen to find a shotgun with which I procede to blow my way through the mansion with, unscathed, to a nearby town, where I take a safe flight out. |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 20 2008, 07:23 PM Post #67 |
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Laztality!
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But the flight can barely leave the ground and you crash land back right by the mansion. |
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"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..." -Mitch Hedburg | |
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| Sigmund Freud | Feb 21 2008, 02:19 PM Post #68 |
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But thankfully the fire sprinklers activated in the nic of time. |
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Baka ni kusari wa nai... Translation: There is no cure for fools. | |
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| Nodea | Feb 21 2008, 06:03 PM Post #69 |
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but then the old land mines left over from the war started to randomly go off |
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| Ian Palmer | Feb 22 2008, 09:38 PM Post #70 |
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Laztality!
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But the explosions were muffled and were as powerful as a weak firecracker |
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| Nodea | Feb 22 2008, 09:59 PM Post #71 |
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until they woke up the hibernating dragons burrowed in the center of the earth |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 16 2009, 08:07 AM Post #72 |
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Laztality!
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Who promptly goes back to sleep cause he's too tired. |
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| Nodea | Jan 18 2009, 12:32 AM Post #73 |
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But then the aliens attack with their super awesome technology AKA: giant rocks. |
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| Ian Palmer | Jan 20 2009, 07:39 AM Post #74 |
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Laztality!
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however, the aliens are only a centimeter tall, so giant rocks to them are only pebbles to us, just serving to irritate whomever has them thrown at. |
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| Nodea | Jan 20 2009, 09:24 AM Post #75 |
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but the rocks from their planet cause black holes to materialize on impact sucking in your legs. |
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