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Escaping Death; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:02 AM (413 Views)
Nodea
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that "otherwise" is to only devour your heart which will be cooked in a stew
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XXX_NightWing
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But I give them a fake heart, and they never know the difference. I'm a 'god', I can do that.
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Nodea
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but one of them still wants to eat you so they run over to cut off your arm
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XXX_NightWing
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But the rest stop him and kill him, allowing me to escape
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Ian Palmer
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But you escape right into a mansion that is zombie infested.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
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XXX_NightWing
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But luckily I happen to find a shotgun with which I procede to blow my way through the mansion with, unscathed, to a nearby town, where I take a safe flight out.
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Ian Palmer
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But the flight can barely leave the ground and you crash land back right by the mansion.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Sigmund Freud
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But thankfully the fire sprinklers activated in the nic of time.
Baka ni kusari wa nai...
Translation: There is no cure for fools.
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Nodea
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but then the old land mines left over from the war started to randomly go off
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Ian Palmer
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But the explosions were muffled and were as powerful as a weak firecracker
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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until they woke up the hibernating dragons burrowed in the center of the earth
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Ian Palmer
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Who promptly goes back to sleep cause he's too tired.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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But then the aliens attack with their super awesome technology AKA: giant rocks.
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Ian Palmer
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however, the aliens are only a centimeter tall, so giant rocks to them are only pebbles to us, just serving to irritate whomever has them thrown at.
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
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Nodea
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but the rocks from their planet cause black holes to materialize on impact sucking in your legs.
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