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Two Word Story; It's thread-spam time
Topic Started: Jan 29 2008, 05:16 AM (558 Views)
Ogrefairy
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that needed
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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repairs badly,
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I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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RECAP POST:
One time, there was this guy, who was a dumbass, was trying to do something intelligent, but failed so horrendously that the very fabric of time and space started to distort around the smallish space that a headphone happened to fall from at that exact moment in the cup of life, causing perverted ninjas surprisingly well, off key, to cause ccomplete and total destruction at random points in the smallish space of the headphone, that seems broken and irrepairable after the miniature hell that the golf course endured, large flaming Chaos, raining down on the unsuspecting birds that were blue but were now changing color to a retarded greenish shade that was nearly vomit inducing, so now people claim to have evil syphilis and say "It was the night of no ranch dressing dammit," then go to the 7/11 on the 139th mile to the next corner which was oddly enough next to a small cow that caused an explosion that ended the reunion that might otherwise have continued to rescue the bird abandoned by a new type of animal that happened to live near the area.
Now that that was the first time that they went down under the bridge that was right next to the barn that needed rapairs badly, so the

farmer decided
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down the
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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center of
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I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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painted target
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In the
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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bucket, thus
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(( The bucket was kicked into a target in the bucket. XP That's got to be interesting. ))

it was
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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[ No... the farmer decided to shoot the bucket down the center of a target that was painted inside the bucket. Or at least, that's how I"m reading it. Blah, me and my making sense garbage xD ]

accomplishing absolutely
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(( *giggle* None of this makes any sense anyways. XP ))
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
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