Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Rolhiem Commons. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
The Story of DOOOOOOOOM!
Topic Started: Feb 22 2008, 09:55 PM (154 Views)
Ian Palmer
Laztality!
[ *  *  * ]
Okay, this is a real simple game.


Continue the story sentence by sentence.



One day, a little boy named Johnny went to the store...
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Nodea
Member Avatar
Divinity
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
to buy flaming peanut butter flavored ninja stars to throw at...
[size=7]Sorry, not paying attention to unimportant people[/size]

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ian Palmer
Laztality!
[ *  *  * ]
TROJAN MAN!!!!!! who promptly got angry and summoned the almighty power of...
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ogrefairy
Member Avatar
Minion
[ *  * ]
evil Celery! Johnny was...
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Nodea
Member Avatar
Divinity
[ *  *  *  *  *  * ]
then stabbed to death by a random guy who drowned in the pacific ocean 3 years ago and...
[size=7]Sorry, not paying attention to unimportant people[/size]

Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
XXX_NightWing
Member Avatar
King of Coincidence
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
happened to resurface as a zombie, though he didn't know he was dead...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ian Palmer
Laztality!
[ *  *  * ]
However Jonny was brought back by the power of science and...
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ogrefairy
Member Avatar
Minion
[ *  * ]
Penguins! only to be....
I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!

"On the twilight edges of our modern, rational mind-maps should be written 'here be fairies'" - Brian Froud
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
XXX_NightWing
Member Avatar
King of Coincidence
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Corrupted horribly by...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ian Palmer
Laztality!
[ *  *  * ]
that horrid, evil, bloodthirsty chicken by the name of...
"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud an' shit. You'd stick your head underwater and you'd hear fish going, "AW FUCK! I thought I looked like that rock..."
-Mitch Hedburg
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
XXX_NightWing
Member Avatar
King of Coincidence
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Murphy. After the horrendous experiments...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
King Toast II
Member Avatar
Puppet
[ * ]
practiced by penguin scientists from...
Quit staring at my sig.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
XXX_NightWing
Member Avatar
King of Coincidence
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
the other side of the...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
inkster88
Member Avatar
i'm younger then i sound..>->
[ *  *  * ]
moon, because George bush is the
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
King Toast II
Member Avatar
Puppet
[ * ]
god of ridiculousness, and so he wanted penguin moon scientists to...
Quit staring at my sig.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Free Forums. Reliable service with over 8 years of experience.
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · The Fish-Harpery · Next Topic »
Add Reply