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| Tweet Topic Started: Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:16 pm (531 Views) | |
| FaZ- | Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:16 pm Post #1 |
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Any habitual television viewer can attest to the fact that there are a myriad of advertisements for weight loss products that can be seen. Each of these advertisements claims to be innovative, new, and be an exciting way to lose weight simply and easily. Quite frankly, these are all bogus advertisements for drugs promising far more than they can actually offer. The true answer to all your problems is a drug currently in development, called a miracle drug by some, currently known only as “Weight Loss Prototype for Width Reduction,” or WLPWR in short. WLPWR is that it can be taken by nearly anyone, barring those with severe disabilities or some diseases; though people with hectic schedules may find WLPWR to provide less benefit. While a chemical similar to WLPWR is naturally produced in everyone, those who are obese may find themselves to be biologically lacking an amount large enough for them to maintain a healthy body on their own. An injection of WLPWR can thus help to provide these overweight individuals with the means to lose excess mass. Unlike other weight loss products, which claim to directly stimulate the metabolism and break down fat, WLPWR helps you by taking advantage of the body’s ability to naturally break down fat during exercise, without any supplementation. During physical exertion, fat stored on one’s body is used by the body itself to provide energy. After being spent, this lack of energy, and fat, will cause the weight of the person in question to drop. Also, this increase of energy will help to speed up the individual’s metabolism and provide him/her with ever more ability to lose weight. Exercise resulting in increasing amounts of physical stress on the body is thus increasingly more beneficial to those seeking to lose weight. For this reason, after taking WLPWR, those who used to walk frequently, without any results, may find themselves able to go for brisk jogs or even runs, achieving incredible weight loss that they had not previously seen. Those who did not think themselves able to work out at all prior to taking the drug will be astounded as to how WLPWR has caused such a dramatic change in their daily lives. In addition to helping break down fat during exercise, WLPWR provides an amazing aversion towards eating massive amounts of food, or regularly eating unhealthy foods. With WLPWR, not only will you save money by not gorging on unhealthy and expensive foods, but your body, mind, and relationships will all benefit from your improved diet. Instead of desiring these poor food choices, and also tobacco products, which some turn to in order to avoid weight gain, those taking WLPWR will think of the results of their actions and thus act in a healthy manner. That isn’t to say, however, that when taking WLPWR you will not be able to eat your favorite foods ever again. The importance, however, is that those times when you do decide to consume your favorite treats must be not be regular daily occurrences, and instead be indulgences as a reward for consistent hard work and proper dieting, which can be easily achieved with WLPWR. The lack of naturally produced WLPWR in many of America’s teens and young adults is an epidemic which is striking more and more people each day. This is a direct cause of the disease known as obesity. Oddly enough, however, this disease seems to be locked into American borders. Along with most serious athletes, the majority of foreigners seem to have developed immunity to this strange disease. The disease is also noticeably more common among individuals who may have been spoiled by his/her parents as a child. WLPWR, in truth, is simply the result of the efforts of scientists to emulate the body’s natural production of a similar chemical. Just as diabetics lack insulin, a huge majority of obese people lack the chemical similar to WLPWR, and for these obese people attainment of WLPWR may be the sole route which leads to their weight loss. |
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| Tonic | Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:25 am Post #2 |
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The Mambo King
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I read alot of it. It seems plagiarized, but I cannot be sure. |
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| B | Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:31 am Post #3 |
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It is plagiarized. |
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| Princess | Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:14 am Post #4 |
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Trying to prescribe me diet pills? It's like he knows me or something. |
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| FaZ- | Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:52 pm Post #5 |
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It's not plaguarized, I wrote it for my English class last semester... thanks though? Anyway, it's quite a bit of a hint, but look closely at the acronym and try to figure out what it might stand for. =o |
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| B | Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:10 pm Post #6 |
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Yes, i'm sure you wrote all that paper from common knowledge and didn't use an ounce of research. A paper without citations is plagiarism. |
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| FaZ- | Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:49 pm Post #7 |
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Yes, I didn't do any research, because all of that information is either common knowledge or fake. Hint number two, by the way. You also may want to see the props to AngeL thread for a third hint. |
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| Tonic | Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:33 am Post #8 |
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The Mambo King
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You're right. Now that I read it a bit more thoroughly, alot of it is nonsense. A mystery chemical as the cause for obesity? Are you kidding me? |
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| FaZ- | Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:37 pm Post #9 |
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I'll be blunt: insert a few letters into the acronym for the drug and see if it hits you. |
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| B | Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:30 pm Post #10 |
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Heh, cute. |
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| Tonic | Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:55 pm Post #11 |
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Yea, uh, you're going to have to break it down for me. Something Power? Sorry. |
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| FaZ- | Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:35 pm Post #12 |
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Damn, satire really is a lost art. |
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| B | Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:44 pm Post #13 |
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I PMed it to him in hopes that it wouldn't be posted here, and lose its meaning to others. Oh well looks like you ruined it. |
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| FaZ- | Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:01 pm Post #14 |
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Ah I really wish I still had the edit button available. Any admins want to delete the second textual line of my previous post? Thanks. =D |
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| Tonic | Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:11 am Post #15 |
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Cheers. |
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| FaZ- | Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:28 pm Post #16 |
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Well, it fell through anyway. Congrats B? |
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| B | Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:43 pm Post #17 |
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I guess so? :-P |
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| FaZ- | Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:14 am Post #18 |
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Bump for excitement. |
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| Username | Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:15 am Post #19 |
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This is old. I couldn't figure it out. Something power, something commenting on the apathy of American youth. Probably something to do with commercialization, or a big company? |
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| Bravo | Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:43 pm Post #20 |
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Helping Women Everywhere Recover From Boring Boyfriends
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As soon as I saw the acroynyms, without even reading the whole text, I knew what it was about and I can guess the message its trying to put through to all the fattys. "commercialization, or a big company?" ? "on the apathy of American youth." Your close. What do you usually need in order to get rid of that apathy of fattys and go out and excercise... |
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