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| Etra Vs Xtreme; 3rd Round | |
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| Topic Started: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:34 pm (551 Views) | |
| LockeD | Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:34 pm Post #1 |
Cry to me Newbs
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The king decided to pick on Xtreme
:P You can now start flaming! **WATCH THE NEW LIMIT WORD --800-- DONT GO PASS IT BECAUSE THIS TIME, YOU'LL GET DQ. |
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| Xtreme | Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:42 pm Post #2 |
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Tell the "Queen", to bring it. Asians are not good at shit talking. If this was a math test, maybe he could possibly win. But since Etra was on the lower level of his dads diminishing sperm count, this should go quickly and easily. I mean, 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest Etra? LOL! Maybe I will pretend to be asian and post with my eyes closed just to give you a shot. |
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| Etra | Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:43 pm Post #3 |
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When I first saw your moniker, I thought you were some hardcore sports fan; "Xtreme Sports". And then I saw your picture. And with all that fat, the only "sport" I could see you participating in is a pie eating contest. With all those first place trophies you earned, I can see why your parents gave you the basement to live in instead of your old room after you came home from dropping out of college. And that wasn't even the worst part. You're 22? And you're still taking Starcraft this seriously? How have you not realized how pathetic that is and managed to overdose on the alcohol I'm sure you drown yourself in to hide from your troubles? Let's be frank, you were barely able to beat PiLLaR and MaKsU in the previous rounds. What makes you think you're even close to being good enough to take me on? When LockeD IMed me on MSN asking if I wanted to be put up against Nightmare, Druzil, or you, do you know why I chose you? Because I and anyone else would think that Nightmare VS Druzil would be a good match, whereas either of them against you would like witnessing a massacre on the same scale as the Holocaust, and you're the Jew. So I was kind enough as the King to choose you as my opponent so there would be a counter-balance for the entertaining flame battle that they would create and the lack of amusement that's analogous to the lack of amusement that exercise clearly is for you. And my proof that you probably wouldn't be a challenge for Nightmare or Druzil, let alone me?
What the fuck is this anyway? Do you think your choosing to call me a "Queen" rather than my title of King is clever? That's as "clever" as my choosing to just say your Xtremely Fatass is Xtremely stupid and Xtremely easy. That's not every clever is it? Yeah, neither was your attempt at a spin on it. Do you think that saying Asians aren't good at shittalking is funny? This very post proves that whether that's true or not, I'm at least better than you. And where does this math test reference come from? Look, just because you failed out of Math 1000 at whatever community college you attended doesn't mean that you have to lash out at me. Accept facts, you're just white trash. And "lower level of his dads diminishing sperm count"? Explain for me what the "lower level" is? And along those lines, you do realize that a normal sperm count is in the millions and not thousands? Nor does the speed of the sperm actually matter? But there's no way for you to know these things, you most likely also failed out of Biology 1000, too. And oh no, you pulled out the Asians have small eyes slur. Congratulations on being totally unoriginal. If we're just going to regurgitate flames, let me just copy and paste my previous flames against better opponents than yourself. Actually, I'll do just that. From now on, I'll copy and paste segments of my flames against previous opponents in response to your next flame, if there even is one. If anything, with this handicap, maybe you'll actually stand a chance against me. And my word count is 633 so suck me. |
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| Xtreme | Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:24 pm Post #4 |
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You amaze me with the magnitude of your responses. I feel honored that you are that panic stricken that you resort to such drastic measures as to take every word I type and twist into some lame comeback that someone with any sort of IQ would find to be witless. Yes. I am going to make the same asian jokes over and over again. They make me laugh. I am not here to appease others, not even the judges. I am here for my own amusement. I don't know how you get any enjoyment out of this, being as you have to invite a white person over to read to you what I am typing now. I am certain they do not say it with as much endowment as my mind does through my fingers. You come out with the same lame ass fat jokes as every other skinny faggot does. Question for ya. Anyone seen Etras pic? Here is just a preview. http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/det...16/23501616.jpg Not saying that is him, or what he looks like. But it is a preliminary viewing as we will probably never ever see a real picture. How can someone who looks like that win at anything? Including life...They can not. I know I am going to be the next gutter king, because your newb ass is the only stupid fuck standing in my way. You say I "barely" beat PiLLaR and MaKsU... PiLLaR: http://z15.invisionfree.com/Sniper_League/...?showtopic=3947 MaKsU: http://z15.invisionfree.com/Sniper_League/...opic=4091&st=10 What did you do to get this far into this tournament? Absolutely nothing. I am quite shocked though, I thought when you faced the BYE in the second round, you were done right there. Honestly, if you ask me, Xtreme VS Bye would have had a more demanding rivalry than me versus some asian nobody who wants to be somebody. Maybe if you stick to kung fu or karate you could one day be a Jackie Chan, or Bruce Lee. Trying to overcome this large deficit in the gutter just is not going to happen. Sorry to ruin your dreams. What does "Etra" stand for again? I think it is "Eternal Rage"...Ha! With a name like that you would think you would be good at talking smack and flamingin the gutter...Guess not... Maybe it's time to think of a new name...Maybe NoRa, you fucking woman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYdJA4kII0 Timmy = Etra Alex = Me Your shits weak son. Wizzeak! |
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| Etra | Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:39 pm Post #5 |
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You yourself said you're better at flaming than I. So here's the deal: if you're successfully able to respond to flames I used against other people, then I'll forfeit right then and there and admit that you're superior. But if you can't, you might as well forfeit since it can be implied that if you can't respond to these two flames I used against FawK before, you have no chance at beating me anyway.
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=fa...ed&search_type= Take your pick, it wouldn't take an expansive imagination to picture any of the fat kids being you. I can't remember the password to the XSplitSurferX account on FreeWebs, but if I did, I would post up a link to the picture of your lard ass cuddling with your stuffed animal. Why don't you find it for me, TJ? I'm sure you know your own password. "You amaze me with the magnitude of your responses." I have that effect on people. Unfortunately, I can't reciprocate the admiration since the only thing amazing about you is your miraculous ability to even type letters without your sausage-like fingers hitting all the keys around the one you're aiming for. So you're assuming that because I don't post my picture up, it's because of how I look? If we go along the line of logic that no picture means there is something to hide, we can assume that since you haven't posted up a picture of your own penis, you either lack one or the only way you'd achieve a size of even 5 inches is with a telescope. Regardless, you're either going to have to post it up or admit how stupid you really are and revoke your previous statement. Take your pick, I'm correct in my judgment about either scenario anyway. Let me be straight with you, you as my opponent is on par with the level of difficulty that my previous wins of "Etra VS Bye" were, if not even easier since before, the "Byes" couldn't say something stupid as fuck that I could attack. Too bad we couldn't say the same about you. You would "think" I'd be good at flaming because of my moniker? First off, I don't ever recall saying I am, I'm told by people around me that I am. And of course you can give a first-hand account of that. When you first returned to 3oD with me as a member, you tried the same shit you pulled on Matt: that is, try to make fun of him. And when you found out that not only did I have the balls to respond but I also did so in a manner far superior to your own, your intimidated ass backed off, which I'm going to have to assume involved a beeping similar to that of when a truck is backing up. So no, I don't think I'm good at flaming, you, the previous judges, and anyone with the reading comprehension of a first grader can say that I am for me. Secondly, how does a username imply anything about the skill that the user has in regards to flaming? Don't be ignorant, it doesn't. And if I give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you did know that but you're running low on material so you had to make some shit up, then the only advice I can give you is to forfeit. Because regardless of what you say, I can tell you right now what the future will be:
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| Xtreme | Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:08 pm Post #6 |
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I am better at this than you. I have no idea how you became the Gutter King. Maybe you gave the judges some accounts or something. I see it as something you would do just to prove to everyone you have some sort of character, cause frankly, you don't.
You think I am even going to read your rants against FawK? I think not. I see it as you just being the lazy oriental you really are. Think of some new material, instead of repeating the same bland bullshit we read in every other lame excuse for a "flame" post you make on this forum.
First off, http://a365.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...dd7343e62b4.jpg I will post any picture of me that I have already taken, or have uploaded on the web already. I have nothing to hide. I still do not see a picture of your nerd ass, let alone an excuse why one isn't up. I will gladly help you in any way possible to get one up so everyone can see, I am correct. Second off, I can not show pornographic pictures on this forum. Being the owner of this website, I must make sure there are NOT pornographic pictures posted. I would assume an asian nerd like yourself would know this. Don't try to put the idea in peoples head that you are not one by playing dumbass. Third off, If I did post a picture of my penis, that would also mean that you would have to post yours. Too bad my caucasian penis would belittle your asian penis. Let me refer to the South Park Chinpokomon episode. Look up the vid if you have not seen it, Mr. Tiny Asian Penis. Finally, Lol!
Good job becoming the first faggot to come out of the closet on the forums. Even before Eternal! Anyways NoRa, you bore me now. Bring on the judges. Guess your prediction is wrong already about
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| ChEcK | Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:10 pm Post #7 |
Level 12
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lol @ hugo getting caught up in the flames ... gj both keep it up |
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| Etra | Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:59 pm Post #8 |
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Let's make things clear: it's not that you don't want to respond to the flames I used against FawK, it's that you can't. My proof? If you were able to come up with an adequate response, you would have since I offered to forfeit, which would mean you would win if you couldn't figure that out. Which wouldn't really be surprising, I suppose, considering that you are in fact nothing more than white trash trying to fit in on the internet where you can't do it in real life. So, if you could have responded, you would have. But you didn't. Therefore, you can't. Admit your loss, it's inevitable anyway. http://a365.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...dd7343e62b4.jpg Let me just say, that is pathetic. Not only is your 22 or whatever year old fatass cuddling with a stuffed animal, you didn't even have the decency to put on a shirt so your flabs of fat aren't visible. In regards to your first point, I have no reason to put up my picture. This is the internet, what you look like doesn't even matter. But, since you're so adamant about seeing my picture, I could, just to satiate your homosexual curiosity so evident in you and the rest of your family (Facts: his brother is gay, his sister is a lesbian), post my picture. But let's hear so more begging from you before I do. You should get used to it now so when you're jobless and you're out on the street asking for change, you'll have some experience. In regards to your second and third points, don't make an excuse. If you're willing to post your's, I'll post mine. And guess what? There's a reason China and India have the largest populations and the largest population growth rates in the world. Since you repeat it so often, I'm going to guess you think it's extremely clever and funny that you choose to refer to me as "NoRa." Here, how about I start referring to you as Fatass and you let me know what you think.
Ironic. When you first told people that your brother and sister are homos, I said something along the lines of that being pretty good evidence that homosexuality is genetic and that you're going to be next. You got so pissed off, which was hilarious. But even more so now that I think about it. Why would you care so much if I say it's genetic? Since you're probably sitting there with your usual clueless look on your face, I'll explain. It's because you're afraid that you yourself are going to become gay, which you clearly are, by the way. It's even more ironic that you beg to hear my voice on Vent and see my picture while being so insecure about your own sexual preferences. A little divided there? No need to be, you're already a faggot. But I would recommend you start exercising and losing about 300 pounds before trying on any tight clothes. Does your last paragraph even have a point? You edited the words so that it said you won when it originally had said that I did. Do you want a fucking cookie? Or ten? It's not even clever, any toddler could figure out to do that. Seriously, if that's the best you're capable of doing, it's amazing that you were able to graduate from college. Oh wait. So let's see, you're a college dropout, you're clearly overweight and most likely going to die from heart disease, probably going to have to work the rest of your life since you won't be able to put away any money for retirement, you live in your parents' basement, you play Starcraft BroodWar at the age of 22, and your brother and sister are homosexuals meaning you most likely will be as well. Seriously, just kill yourself. But you don't have the balls to do that; you'd just pussy out. So here, you were so kind to offer to help me get my picture up, I'll help you out by assisting you in your suicide. Get a gun with the small amounts of money that you have, write a suicide note basically repeating what I already said in this paragraph as justification, put the gun to your head, and pull the trigger. So simple even a retard can do it, right? Feel free to prove me right. Oh, and we can get a judges decision whenever you want. Verbally raping you is the equivalent to picking on the retarded kids in high school; boring after a while. But I suppose hearing about it from the other side must be new for you, Fatass. Word Count: 764 |
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| Xtreme | Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:26 am Post #9 |
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I guess you would know from first hand experience huh? I would not know. I was one of the kids that assaulted kids like you in high school. Feels good to be doing it again. Still no picture? Stop trying to change the subject and keep proving to everyone how fugly your nerd ass is. Just post it up. Quit dodging. The more you dodge, the more you prove I am right.
It is not genetic. I was not mad. Way to pull fake shit out of your ass. It is usually fake shit getting put in your ass. Little tip, keep it in there. With the amount of times you have been fucked in the ass, it will probably help you keep your balance. I would think you would study into this topic more before presenting your story. Get your facts straight nerd. But I am correct. You are the one coming on here, asking for pictures of my penis. If I post one up, will you show everyone a picture of your vagina? *yawn* Judges. You know it. I know it. The Gutter "Queen", as I said in the very beginning, just got raped by the hard cock of God. NoRa is finished. |
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| Etra | Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:10 pm Post #10 |
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We've each had 3 posts and the other match already finished so can we have a decision now, if TJ doesn't mind? |
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| Xtreme | Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:16 pm Post #11 |
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Agreed. |
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| LockeD | Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:52 pm Post #12 |
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Cry to me Newbs
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Alright Decision time. Locked- Etra Sniper- Xtreme SouL- Xtreme FawK- Etra Damein- Etra |
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| LockeD | Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:11 pm Post #13 |
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Cry to me Newbs
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And the Winner by Split Decision of the Jury (3-2).... Etra! Congratulations you're moving to the final round. |
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