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-RULES & SHIT- 1. You can confer with each other, but you must directly PM me your answer to the major decision (the orange one). Other people should not know what you're choosing to do, or it may influence their decision. 2. The answer to the minor decisions (the yellow ones) should be posted in reply to this chapter below. 3. Don't be a boring cunt and just pick every obvious safe option. I mean... you can do that, but I'd actually be more inclined to find a way to kill you that way. 4. Don't be offended by how you're portrayed. I know most of you won't be, but I felt the need to say this anyway. It's all just fun. 5. Joey will not die first because he is black. He will die first because he is gay. 6. Read everyone's arcs and chapters, not just your own! I'll know if you do this, cos I'll sneak shit into other people's chapters that you wouldn't otherwise know about the story. Anyway, let's go like. CHAPTER 2 THE LYIN', THE BITCH, AND THE MCMUFFIN A. Pocket the knife quietly, not telling anyone. Chris stares at the knife for a few seconds longer, pondering whether he should tell Goldie and Dyldo about it... ...nah. If it was just Goldie maybe yeah, but Dyldo? Fuck Dyldo. He'd want to leave it here, he's way too face. Plus, it may come in handy later. Chris reaches out, and clutches the knife by its handle, before slotting it rather uncomfortably into one of inner pockets of his jacket. Luckily, it wasn't too big, or it may cause more problems than it may be worth, but this wasn't too bad, Chris thought. If anything, he felt a lot better with a knife. - 1 to Charitable - 1 to Honest + 1 to Bold _____________ D. Ignores it, asks about cable car mechanics. "You just need to ignore Chris if he gets to you so easily." Goldie looks over at Dyldo, as if expecting a response, but he quickly look away from her, and over to the machinery. "How do we get this to work then?" Dyldo asks, pointing his head towards the control panel. Goldie narrows her eyebrows at him, before quickly sighing and complying to the topic change. She herself turns towards the control panel. "Well, if I could tell you how to get it to work, I wouldn't have asked for your help." replies Goldie, in somewhat of an irritated manner. "Oh right... yeah, sorry..." Dyldo walks closer to the control panel, as his eyes move over the whole thing, and the great extent of buttons, switches and levers that lay across it. How could a cable car mechanic be this complicated? There's no much to a cable car surely? It just goes one way or the other! Surely there must be a button that just says 'GO' or something? "There's some keys on the wall there, but I'm not sure they're for this. There's nowhere for a key to go into-ARGH!" Dydlo twists around, wondering what has Goldie so startled, and sees her quickly backing away from a raven that has flown through the window, and is sitting on one of the tables nearest them. "Oh god! That made me jump!" adds Goldie, "Stupid bird!" What does Dyldo do? A. Picks up a broomstick and starts swiping at the raven with it, causing it to fly back out of the window. B. Tunes up the band, and hits the raven with Sweet Chin Music, causing it to sell like Ziggler as it flops out of the window, and into the abyss below. - 1 to Discipline C. Has himself and Goldie remain perfectly still, and wait for the raven to fly off. D. Gets Goldie to deal with it herself. Goldie recognises the raven is a male one, and so wraps the raven up in the ropes at the turnbuckle, before delivering a well placed Shattered Dreams. Whilst the raven is still groggy, Goldie grabs it by the scruff of the neck, and throws it out of the window, as though eliminating an opponent from the Wombu. - Once the raven is gone, Goldie and Dyldo both turn back towards the cable car mechanics, finally hoping to get the cable car working without any further distractions. -1 to Honest - 1 to Romance + 1 to Discipline ____________ Chris waited around for a while longer, kicking the snow at his feet. What was taking them so long? Surely it wasn't too hard just to turn on a generator and get the cable cars working. Cable cars were no stranger to Chris, if anything, his hometown was quite known for them, so he didn't suppose it would be too hard for him to get this thing working. But, Goldie thought it was best for him to wait outside, as to not further agitate Dyldo, and he thought that perhaps she was right. Chris looks off to the side, and sees a tree. But not just any old tree, there's something special about this inparticular tree... IT'S FAT! Very fat. Like, beyond Macias fat. Fat to the point where it may have a McDonalds obsession bigger than Hale's, if that's even possible. Chris walks over to the tree, to inspect the obese birth of bark that sits before him. Chris feels the knife within his inner pocket, and is struck with an idea. What does Chris do? A. Uses the knife to calve "Chris waz ere" into the tree. B. Uses the knife to calve "Dyldo is a fag" into the tree. C. Marks his territory, and takes a steamy piss on the tree. D. Ignores the idea, and in turn, ignores the tree. - Having ultimately done what he has decided to do, Chris turns away from the tree. He walks back over to the section of the snow that he found the knife, and immediately finds himself fed up. What on earth is taking Dyldo and Goldie so long? That's it. He's not waiting any longer. Chris walks with haste towards the door of the cable car station. He's gone before he can even notice the pair of beady eyes watching him from the shadows. ____________ B. Attempt to ruin her satisfaction and be nice. Blackie looks at the email for a few moments longer, taking it in. He then looks at the smug smile on Beth's face, and decides he won't let that satisfaction of hers stay for a moment longer. A fake but awfully genuine looking smile emerges on Blackie's face. "Oh! Well that's great! That's just wonderful, just when I couldn't get any more excited about this trip!" he says with a glint of cheer in his voice. Beth's smile falters. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." she retorts viciously. "It's not sarcasm, I'm genuinly happy. It'll be a great opportunity to put our past behind us, get to know each other more." replies Blackie. "What!?" Beth's smile is gone, entirely replaced with a frown as she glares at Blackie. "Well, I'm sure the years have changed us, no point in holding grudges." Katie's expression becomes the opposite of Beth's narrow faced snarl, as a sincere smile appears on her face. "Aww, that's really cute. I agree!" she gleems. "If anything..." Blackie continues, "I think we should be roomies!" "YES!" bawls Katie. "NO!" snaps Beth, "You're sharing a room with me Katie and that's final!" Katie retreats back up into herself, and looks down at her shoes again. Beth swings herself back around and faces Blackie, her face red with anger. "You think you're so smart don't you!" she barks. "I never mentioned anything of the sort..." he replies. "I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to pull Katie away from me, and keep her for yourself! But you won't! She's mine- I meant... she wants to be with me! Don't you Katie!" Beth turns to look at Katie, who looks rather scared by the question. Beth angrily repeats herself. "Don't you Katie!" Blackie watches as Katie struggles... ...what does he do? A. "I think that's a no." Beth viciously turns and glares at him, as Katie's eyes go wide with worry. B. "Beth, she doesn't have to be with anyone..." Beth turns angrily towards Blackie. Katie continues to look unsettled. C. "Of course she's with you! I mean, who wouldn't want to be!?" Beth turns and scowls at Blackie, Katie looks slightly confused. + 1 to Discipline D. Stays silent, and watches as Katie continues to squirm. - "HELLO!" A voice sounds through the trees. All three of them turn suddenly to look through to where the voice came from, before looking back at one another confused. "We'll continue this later!" growls Beth, "But first let's find out who that is, I don't want us to be stuck here with you alone." Beth looks away from Blackie, and starts walking through the trees towards the voice. Katie glances at Blackie, before quickly looking back down at her feet, and following Beth. Blackie sighs, as he starts after them. + 1 to relationship with Katie - 1 to relationship with Beth - 1 to Honest + 1 to Disciplined + 1 to Funny ________________ C. Tells her to come with him to get the McMuffin. Rosa's eyes, despite being squinty, are still opened wide as they gaze into they eyes of Jake, awaiting the answer to her question, whether or not Jake has brought Rando. This question has completely flown through one ear, and out of the other, as far as Jake is concerned, who's mind only settles on one thing, his McMuffin. But what to do with the ambitious and dead set oriental who stands before him? Who seems so adamant on getting the answer to her question, and seemingly won't let him go until she gets it. Well, Jake has an idea. "Hey look, sorry to cut you off here, but like I said, I just need to go get my McMuffin. I'd love for you to come along!" "Oh! Yes! From the cooperative!" "What? No no! From Chris! You remember Chris right? Chris from China Day- Umm! The uhh Chinese thing... I meant! That day! The day! When you met Chris!" Rosa raises an eyebrow, as she looks at Hale confused. Hale sighs. "Oh just fucking come on." Hale grabs Rosa's hand, and yanks her with him as he starts to run off in the direction of where he last saw Chris, his mouth dripping with saliva as he imagines the succulent taste of that pork sausage patty, lightly seasoned with herbs, with a free range egg and a cheese slice - all in a hot toasted English muffin. + 1 to relationship with Rosa As the two of them bounce along through the snow at a pace, Hale spots a light up above, up through the trees. He stops in his tracks, and Rosa lightly bumps into him, before coming to a stop herself. "Why we stopping?" she asks. "Look!" Hale points upwards, at the light through the trees, "Up there!" "Is that cooperative?" "What? No! That could be the lodge! That could be where Chris is! Come on!" Hale starts his charge again, ragging Rosa along with him, as the two clamber upwards through the snow. Suddenly, the light ahead of them becomes obscured, and before confusion sets in, the two stop again, but this time not out of their own choice. Hale and Rosa both bash face first into a small face of rocks, before hurtling backwards through the air, almost in comical fashion, and hitting the snow coated ground below them. Hale is quite dazed, having hit his head hard against the rock, before a mitten covered hand emerges into his vision. Once his eyes adjust, he sees that it is in fact Rosa, extending a hand for him to get to his feet. Hale takes it, and Rosa smiles as she pulls him back to a standing position. Hale gives a small smile back to her. "Thanks." "It okay Jack!" Hale turns away from Rosa, to study the rock face in front of him, and is taken aback as he realises it is much bigger than he had anticipated. He cranes his neck upwards, to realise it is also quite a tall structure, stretching what he predicts to be atleast 10 feet. He looks to either side of him, and realises there is no way around it, it's going to have to be up and over. Hale looks over at the still smiling Rosa. What does he do to get over the rock face? A. Boosts Rosa up, then takes her hand so she can help him up. + 1 to Charitable B. Asks Rosa to boost him up, then gives her his hand once he's up there to help her up. C. Asks Rosa to boost him up, then tells her to climb up on her own. D. Yells "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" and starts climbing the rock face, forcing Rosa to do the same, until the pair are at the top. - Once up and above the rock face, Hale doesn't even take a second to look back at his worthy opponent with a triumphant expression on his face. Instead, Hale grabs Rosa by the hand yet again, and the two continue upwards, into the light. Into the McMuffin. ______________ A. Side with Nig. Joey looks at Nig, and sees how genuinly angry he is getting. Poor Nig, Joey thinks, just wanting to come up here on a Steed holiday, and have fun getting Nogged with his pals, and along comes Rachel. She already ruined the Lime for him, and now she's trying to ruin this too. Joey had to stop it. "Rachel, look," starts Joey, "just shut up for a second okay? We had no idea you were even invited up here, and so Nig's a little shocked about seeing you, with reason, of course. Don't make this worse on yourself and all of us by pissing him off. We want these next 3 days to be fun." "Yeah! Bitch!" "Nig... don't exacerbate things." Rachel looks at Joey with a scowl filled with venom, and eyes that could very likely burn a hole through his brown forehead. "Umm like I thought you were like my gay bff Joey!" snaps Rachel. "What?" questions Joey, "I'm no one's gay bff Rachel! And I'm certainly not yours!" ":(" replies Rachel. "And if Joey were anybody's gay bff," begins Nig again, "he'd be my gay bff! Isn't that right Joey!" "Please don't make me agree with you Nig..." "Don't worry about it Joey, I know you feel it deep down, we have that connection!" Nig exentuates this by slapping Joey on the pec. Joey is taken aback by this action. - 1 to relationship with Rachel + 1 to relationship with Nig - 1 to Disciplined + 1 to Honest Rachel continues to look at the pair angrily, before suddenly she starts to cry. Joey and Nig both become scared and confused, as Rachel covers her face with her hands. "Shit!" whispers Joey. "Oh fuck!" bellows Nig, "Quick Joey! Do something!" "What!? Why me!?" "Gay people know how to deal with shit like this!" "That's homophobic!" "I'm not homophobic! I have a gay friend!" "Your gay friend is me!" "..." Nig and Joey both continue to look back and forth from one another, to the crying Rachel. Suddenly she lets out a sob, as she screams to the heavens. Nig and Joey start to back away. "NO ONE WANTS ME!!! I AM SO ALONE!!1! I'M HATED EVERYWHERE I GO!!1one! :C!!!" Rachel continues to cry, as Nig watches her in fear. Thoughts start flying through Joey's head, something needs to be done, surely? Joey takes a step towards the crying Rachel, who's head is now back to her hands. What does he do? A. Console her with a nice pat on the back, and a simple "It's alright Rachel..." B. Gives her a hug, and some warm and comforting words. C. Tells her to stop fucking crying and get a grip. - 1 to relationship with Rachel D. Retreats back to Nig, and does nothing. - "HELLO!" Nig and Joey turn around, as Rachel continues to cry, not hearing the voice over the loud sound of her own whimpers. Joey and Nig look at one another confused. "Did you hear that?" asks Joey. "Yeah." replies Nig, "It sounded Scottish." "Did it?" "It did. And you know what that means." "Herman!" "Exactamundo! Come on, bring her along too, let's go find him." Nig zooms off through the trees, as though he is main eventing Fastlane. Trying to keep up, Joey grabs Rachel's hand, and brings her along. The three wade their way through the trees, in hopes of finding Herman. ____________ "This isn't my McMuffin!" roars Hale angrily, "It's not even the lodge!" Hale stares, red faced, ahead of him. Rosa squints her eyes further as she tries to read the text in front of her. "Cabble car..." Rosa squints her eyes further as she tries to say the last word, "... staa-tee-onee?" "Close enough." compliments Hale, causing Rosa to smile. As Hale is about to give a great big sigh, feeling like he may never find his McMuffin, his ears pluck as a noise comes from the trees. Hale twists and looks off in that direction, garnering Rosa's attention as well. "What is wrong?" she asks, as Hale walks ahead of her, towards the trees. "I think I heard... something..." he replies, "Chris?" No answer. Hale moves closer to the tree line. "Chris!? Is that you?" This time the silence stirs. Hale's eyebrows raise, as the darkness in front of him solidifies. He barely has time to react, before it moves at him. ______________ C. Shout through the trees. Herman continues to peer through the trees ahead of him, from where he heard the scream. There's absolutely no way he's moving off of this path, not a chance. And towards a scream no less? He's seen the horror films, he knows how that usually ends up going. He'd make his way off the path, start trudging through the forest that would get progressively darker with every step he took, and by the time he actually found the girl, she'd already be gutted alive. Then, cut to killer vision, as it sneaks up behind Herman, grabs him viciously on the shoulder, and we get a wonderful close up of Herman screaming for his precious little life before we cutaway to someone else hearing the scream. Absolutely not. But then again, he couldn't exactly do nothing. I mean, what if it was someone he knew. What if they were still alive and needed help. Herman wasn't going to run through the trees and attempt to pull off a rescue mission, but he certainly wasn't going to just run off and leave them. He wasn't that much of a pussy. Herman cleared his throat, and then... "...hello..." That was pathetic Herman, come on, give it some oomph. Someone's life could be on the line here. He clears his throat yet again. "HELLO!" His shout echoes through the trees, and dissaparates into silence. Herman stands there, on the path, slowly getting more and more nervous, the longer his shout goes on without a reply. Perhaps this was a bad idea? Maybe he should've not shouted at all. Oh dear! He shouldn't have shouted! Why did he shout! Now whoever created that bloody handprint might know where he is... + 1 to Curious As Herman continues to stare through the trees, glued to his spot with fear and worry, a figure begins to creep up slowly behind him. A hand extends, and finds itself on Herman's shoulder. Herman twists around. CLOSE UP: OF HERMAN SCREAMING AT HIS ATTACKER ___________ PART 2 COMING IN A SEC LIKE DW THEY'RE WATCHING. Edited by Admin, Mar 5 2016, 12:41 AM.
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"JACK!!!" Chris turns around suddenly, forgetting his argument with Dyldo. Forget the cable car mechanics, who on earth was that? And who on earth is Jack-... Suddenly it hits him. "No way..." Chris mutters, as he storms out of the door of the cable car station. The first thing he sees is a worried looking Rosa. "Rosa!? What're you doing here!?" It is after Chris asked this question, that he suddenly notices that Rosa hasn't even noticed him in return. She is transfixed on something else entirely, her face spelling nothing short of fear. Chris himself turns to where she is looking, and that's when he sees it. Hale on his back, and on top of him, biting at his arm, is a wolf. "HALE!!!" Chris screams, as he charges at the wolf that has grounded his friend. Hale looks up, and upon seeing his friend charging towards him, turns panicked quickly. "NO! CHRIS! WAIT!" Chris stops, but his expression of worry doesn't deplete, as he continues to glare at the wolf in front of him. It is at this moment, upon closer inspection, that he notices the wolf isn't biting at Hale's arm at all... It's licking him. "It's not hurting me!" shouts Hale, seeming confused himself, "It's fine! I don't know why but, it's not hurting me! It's just... playing!" At this, everyone else becomes suddenly very bewildered, watching as Hale starts to slowly bring himself out from under the eager and friendly wolf, and get to his feet. "That's awesome!" speaks up Goldie, a smile having appeared on her face, "We have a little wolf friend!" Chris turns back to the scene, and takes a look at the wolf, as it begins snuggling it's head against the knee of the now stood up Hale. Chris himself starts to smile, he likes the idea too. A friendly wolf, following them around. It would at the very least make far better company than Dyldo, he thought. "Holy shit! This is amazing!" says Chris, as he and Goldie move towards the wolf at Hale's side. Goldie stretches out her arm, hoping to pat the wolf on the head, until suddenly it barks at her aggressively. Goldie jumps backwards, frightened. The wolf stands itself between them and Hale, barking viciously at them. Chris and Goldie back up slightly, eyes locked on the wolf in fear. "What the fuck!" shouts Chris, "What is it like your guardian or something?" "I dunno..." mutters Hale, as he looks down at the wolf. He attempts to stroke it, but his expression turns to confusion, and he retracts his arm. He looks at Chris and shrugs, "I don't know what to do..." Chris sighs, "Why is it you who gets the wolf companion!? Of all of us, you're the one who the wolf picks? I bet you wouldn't even give it a bit of your McMuffin!" Hale's mind is suddenly taken off the wolf entirely, as he looks wide eyed at Chris. In the confusion with the wolf, he had forgotten about the McMuffin entirely. "Do you have it!? My McMuffin!?" asks Hale suddenly. "Of course I do." answers Chris, reaching into his bag and taking out Hale's McMuffin. Hale's face contorts into something demonic as he glares at the McMuffin in Chris' hand. Saliva slops from his bottom lip, and splashes the wolf below him, but Hale doesn't care, his mind is only fixed on the McMuffin. Chris throws it to him, and his arm stretches to an absurd length to catch the McMuffin whilst it is still only half way between them. Hale brings the McMuffin to his face, and sniffs it. The smell is so ferociously good, that Hale's eyes roll all the way around in his head in delicious ecstasy. Finally, Hale opens his mouth, and takes a bite of the McMuffin. In the instant euphoria, Hale makes a noise that causes everyone present to jump, including the wolf. With the McMuffin in his mouth, Hale's desire to kill himself goes down by atleast 26%. +1 to relationship between Chris and Hale + 1 to Charitable for Chris "Should we get back to the cable car mechanics?" asks Dyldo, "See if we can get it working-" "Al-fucking-right Dyldo! Fuck! Do you ever stop fucking talking!?" replies Chris. "That's like the first thing I've said..." "Oh fuck off!" Dyldo scrunches up his face. "I think we should try and find out how to work that control panel though Chris." adds Goldie. "Yeah alright." nods Chris, "Let's go. C'mon Hale." Chris, Goldie, and Dyldo all return back inside the cable car station, expecting Hale and Rosa to follow them, but the pair wait outside. Hale continues to feast on his McMuffin, as he looks up, and sees Rosa looking back at him. Her eyes suddenly flit to the McMuffin in Hale's hands. Hale sees her looking, causing her to look away from him and start acting overly innocent. Suddenly, a whimper. Hale looks down, and sees the wolf at his feet, circling him, also looking at the McMuffin. It's eyes are hungry and sad, and it looks tearfully up at Hale, before whimpering again. Hale sighs. What does he do? A. Finish the McMuffin on his own. B. Give some to the Wolf, but not Rosa. + 1 to Charitable C. Give some to Rosa, but not the Wolf. D. Share some with both of them. - After deciding what to do with his McMuffin, Hale starts towards the cable car station door. Rosa follows him, but the wolf instead goes off in the other direction. Hale watches him, wondering what he's doing, before he sees it start to take a piss against a nearby tree. Hale nods, before turning back to continue his path. _____ Herman screams! That's it, he's dead! He should've known! He gave away his position! That's just as bad as exploring the mysterious scream in horror films! You never say 'Hello?' when you hear a strange noise! Never! No character who's ever said that has ever lived! "Woah! Herman! Bottle it!" shouts Nig as he jumps backwards. "Oh! Nig!" sighs Herman with relief, "I thought you were-..." "I were what?" "Nevermind... I just... you creeped me out. You don't creep up on people like that!" "Sorry, just wanted to get your attention..." "Yeah... sorry... it's just, there's some weird shit that's happening on this mountain!" "On this mountain? Fuck that! This mountain's where I came to get away from the weird shit! I'll tell you weird fucking shit Herman! Fucking stupid fucking Kent! That's where all the weird shit is! In fucking Kent! Why you ask!? Why!? Because of those stupid fucking Tory students. Fucking Tories. The bastards. Genuinly just despicable bastards. Yeah, alright, all of you, sat in the South, in your ivory fucking towers, with your silver spoons up your fucking arses, you keep voting this pig fucker Cameron into power. This big sweaty fuck, who, did you know, burnt 100 pounds worth of fucking money in front of an homeless guy. Yeah! That's who we want running our country! Course it is! But that's not where it ends Herman! It isn't! Oh no! Now, these Kent students want to, get this, yes, get this, they want to actually erect a fucking 250 foot statue of Maggie Thatcher. Maggie fucking Thatcher! Out of solid iron! Can you believe that!? Can you believe it! I fucking can't! I can't mate. I just can't wrap my head around it. Yeah nah, fuck hospitals, fuck the fucking working class tax payers, nah, let's put all this fucking money towards making a big fucking statue of the woman that ruined this country! The posh southern twats! Fucking Tory bellends! Despicable putrid fucks! They're ignorant! Fucking ignorant! They have no reason to hate Thatcher, cos it didn't fucking effect them! They didn't get the worst of it! But we did! We fucking did! My Grandad Bill, my Grandad Terry, my uncle Gregg, my Uncle Steve, my dad, they ALL lost their jobs cos of her! You know what that did to my mum, and her side of the family? My poor old grandma! It threw them into poverty it did! It threw them into one of the darkest times of their lives! I'm sure that happened to loads of families too, because of that cold, heartless bitch! And that's not even mentioning the Falklands! How many men did she send off to their deaths because of that fucking pointless bullshit war! But oh yeah! These southern, posh twat Kent students don't give a fuck about that! They don't need to give a fuck! No matter how much depression, misery, and death she caused, oh yeah, get this fucking expensive statue of her up! Well Herman, let me tell you what. If this statue becomes a thing, I swear on my future with Chloe Moretz, that it won't be stood for longer than a week. I am a Northern lad through and through! I am a South Elmsall lad! I come from a mining town, and from a mining family, and I'm fucking proud! I'm a miner at heart, and dead or alive, that ginger, sickly bitch can't take that from me! I will do prison time to take down that statue! I'll die to take down that statue! I will get crushed! I will die a fucking martyr to rid that 250 feet of pure fuck cunt from this planet! And I tell you what, if I do die, well then me, my Grandad Bill, and my Uncle Gregg, will have a fucking party up in Heaven, as we smile down at that rancid tart, and the dreams of all of those Kent students, in Hell!" Nig's face is redder than Lesnar's after Night of Champions. Herman just looks at him, before giving a small smile. "Yeah but this mountain's pretty weird too right?" "Yeah it is a bit." Joey emerges into sight from behind a tree, causing Herman to smile. His smile quickly disapears, as he sees who is following behind Joey, and turns to a frown of confusion. "If you're wondering why Rachel's here," starts Nig, "we have absolutely no idea..." "I was invited by Bebz!" "It's B00Bz!" "Look!" cuts in Herman, "I don't care how she got here, I just need to tell you guys about something! I was at a cave nearby, and I'm telling you, I saw-" "Who the fuck is shouting!?" snaps a voice from behind them, causing them all to turn to see Beth and Katie stood before them, with, trying to get a look over the two girls heads, Blackie behind them. "That was me..." speaks up Herman, "I was just-" "Well then keep it quiet!" barks Beth. Herman suddenly goes silent. Nig looks at Beth offended, and still fired up from his prior rant, looks about to let loose at her. Before he can, Blackie quickly shakes his head at him. Nig at first looks confused, before his trust in Blackie causes him to settle down. The scene falls into silence, before Joey waves at Blackie. "Hey Black-" "Urgh! Enough of the awkward chatter!" moans Beth, "Let's find the lodge already! Katie, come on!" Beth begins storming off away from them, up through the trees, with Katie following after her, reluctantly. The rest of the group begin to look at one another, taken aback by Beth's bossyness. "What the bloody fuck is she doing here?" asks Nig to Blackie. "I don't know! She says B00Bz invited her!" "Yeah..." replies Nig, as he indicates towards Rachel, "She's the same..." "He did invite me!" she retorts. "You can't even say his fucking name right!" "Something's definitely fishy with all this..." adds Joey. "Yeah, it is!" starts Herman, "I was trying to tell you guys, I was in a cave nearby, and-" "ARE YOU COMING!?" screams Beth back at them. Herman suddenly jumps, and the rest of the group's attention turns towards the direction in which Beth and Katie have set off. "Come on, we've got 3 days of this, let's not have her become too unbearable already..." says Blackie. "It might be a bit late for that..." adds Joey, as himself, Nig, Blackie, and Rachel all set off in the wake of Beth, leaving Herman stood in place, with crucial information on the tip of his tongue. Herman watches them walk off, and sighs irritatedly, before running after them. _____________ "I know where it is, I just wanna see if you guys can find it." says Chris with a smile on his face. "Oh yeah! Sure Chris..." replies Goldie, "We all know that you have no clue where the switch is." "Course I do, I just want you guys to prove yourself. I expected it to take this long for Dyldo, but for you Goldie? I'm quite disapointed." Goldie rolls her eyes and smirks as she turns back towards the control panel. She takes one swift look over it, and then just sits down on the table. "Yep, I give up. Fuck it. Dyldo, you're on your own." "Dylan..." Dyldo corrects. "Dyldo." Chris replies in turn. Dyldo scowls at Chris, before turning to the control panel. He looks over at, and starts to get angry with himself. "Well how am I supposed to find it on my own!? We've tried everything! There's nothing left!" The door to the room swings open, and Hale walks inside, with his Asian companion following him. He looks over at the red faced Dyldo in front of him, sweating profusely and gritting his teeth, and looking as though he is mid-constipated shit. "What's up with you?" asks Hale. "Where's the button! How do you turn this thing on!? I want my cheese! I want my supper! I want my reddit! Just please! Turn on!!!" Hale slowly walks over to the control panel, takes one quick look at it, then without taking more than a second, lifts up a small metal latch, unveiling an ignition. Dyldo's eye flicker to it, looking at the ignition as though he has followed through with his shit. Chris starts to laugh, and Goldie gives what is a mix between a sigh and a giggle. "...That was there the whole time..." Dyldo whispers to himself, "...the whole time..." "I knew that." adds Chris. "You did not!" replies Goldie. "I did. Saw it straight away." "Saw it my ass!" "Oh I definitely saw that too." Dyldo's head quickly turns to look at Chris upon him saying this, before he then looks over at Goldie to gage her reaction. Goldie smiles at Chris, as she rips the keys from the hanger behind her, and walks over to the control panel. Dyldo attempts to hide his own reaction to this, but Chris has already spotted it, and smirks at him. Dyldo looks away from Chris, walks over to the opposite wall of the room, and looks out of the window. Goldie puts the key in the ignition, and turns it, before suddenly the whole machine whirs into life. "Whoo!" cheers Goldie, "Now what to press?" Goldie runs her finger over the series of buttons, before flicking a rather large looking switch. A loud crank behind them sounds, and all of them watch as the cable car along the lines starts to move towards them. Goldie gives a big smile, before she leans backwards on the control panel, and gives a giant sigh of relief, happy to finally see the cable car across the way moving towards her. Rosa herself makes her way inside the cable car station, and sits herself down on the table, waiting patiently. Chris turns to look at Hale, and raises an eyebrow. "How the fuck did you figure that out so quick?" he asks. "What?" "The control panel? With the latch? I couldn't have spotted that if I looked at it for the rest of my life." "I don't know, I just... it just was there..." Chris looks suspicious for a brief moment, before letting it slide. "Well, either way. We're finally gonna get up to the fucking lodge! This is gonna be amazing!" says Chris. "I'm hype." replies Hale. "You should be hype..." sounds a new voice from the door, "BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA GET NOGGED!" Nig spins his arm at an alarmingly fast rate, before he lets go, hurtling his carrier bag into the air. The carrier bag smashes into the ceiling, and out falls three shots of sambuca, perfectly into the hands of himself, Hale, and Chris. "CHEERS!" yells Nig, as he downs his shot, prompting Hale and Chris to do the same. Nig whoops again, throwing his shot glass out of the window, and embracing Chris and Hale in a hug. "It's great to see you guys!" proclaims Nig with joy. Chris smiles at Nig, before suddenly, his mind goes to the contents of his backpack, and the Greggs Sausage Roll within it. What does he do? A. Gives the sausage roll to Nig, who is so grateful, he begins to cry as he stuffs his face with it. + 1 to relationship with Nig B. Breaks off half the sausage roll, giving one half to Nig, and keeping the other for himself. Nig is nonetheless grateful. C. Takes out the sausage roll, and eats the entire thing himself. Nig cries again, this time with sad tears. D. Forgets the sausage roll, and doesn't mention it whatsoever. - "You weren't acting like that when you first saw me..." adds Joey from the door, causing Nig to turn and look at him. "What? It wasn't far off..." "You hit me in the face with your bag of alcohol." "BLEK!" shouts Chris, moving past Nig and Joey, out of the door, and towards his friend Blackie. Blackie himself smiles upon seeing Chris, and the two hug. "Hey..." starts Blackie, "before you freak out, I need to warn you." "Warn me about what?" "Beth." "Beth?" "Who's the midget?" snaps Beth, as she walks over to Chris and Blackie. Chris looks at Blackie, a face that puts into words how far his excitement has fallen in the space of 5 seconds. Blackie looks back at him with a face that, itself, has lost hope. This next 3 days is going to prove unfortunately difficult. Herman meanwhile makes his way into the cable car station, where he joins the company of Hale, Nig, and Joey. The three are chatting cheerfully, whereas Herman looks quite unsettled and worried. "Hey." he speaks up. "Hey Herman!" replies Hale, looking excited to see his friend. "Hey Hale," speaks Herman, not sharing the same excitement due to the spooky thoughts flying through his mind, "I've uhh, I need to tell you guys something-" "Is that Rachel!?" blurts Hale, as he looks through the doorway, at Rachel stood outside. When Nig nods, Hale jumps to the floor, a face of pure terror. "What is she doing here!? Did she not have enough fun with us before!?" "B00Bz invited her! Can you believe that!?" answers Nig. "Why!?" "I wish I fucking knew..." Herman is annoyed with the lack of ears available whenever he is wanting to tell them of urgent matters, yet again. He begins to scan the room before him, noticing some of the others. He spots Dyldo, stood by the window, not even paying attention to the newcomers. He sees a rather attractive looking blonde, leaning on the control panel, a satisfied smile on her face as she looks at the oncoming cable car. Over on the table, he notices another girl, this one Asian, and also kind of cute. Plus, she's Asian, which only added to it. It's hard for Asians to not be cute, like, 98% of them were. And this one was definitely in the 98%. Do you hear that Hale? You picky fuck! Both girls seem to notice the people in the room at the same time, and in his peripheral vision, Herman notices that the two begin to look at him. What does Herman do? A. Smile and nod at Goldie. She smiles and nods back confidently, before excitedly looking back towards the cable car, which is now seconds away. B. Smile and nod at Rosa. She is quite taken by surprise, but smiles back at Herman. She goes slightly red and looks at the floor. C. Attempt to smile and nod at both. It comes off as quite awkward, but it gets the job done, and both seem relatively pleased. D. Ignore both of them, and go back to the conversation. - "IT'S HERE!" shouts Goldie. And indeed she was right, the cable car was here. Finally, they were getting closer to the lodge. "All aboard!" shouts Nig, as he moves through everyone, and dives head first, carrier bag still in hand, into the cable car. Goldie follows not far behind, very eager to finally move away from this cable car station where she has spent most of her night. It isn't until the pair get inside, that they stop in their tracks, and stare worriedly at something in the corner. There, sat next to the window at the opposite end of the car, is a figure in a large black cloak. "What the fuck..." utters Goldie, "...is that?" "Chris..." cries Nig quietly. Chris, with Blackie close behind him, slowly make their way into the cable car, where they stand next to Goldie and Nig, and they too stare at the unmoving figure wrapped in the dark black cloak in the corner. "What is it?" asks Nig. "How the fuck would I have any idea Nig!?" barks Chris. "Well I dunno! But it's something..." "Hello?" asks Blackie to the figure, which continues to sit completely still. "Hey!" yells Goldie, "You! Creepy dude!" Still no movement. "We need to do something," says Blackie, as he looks over at Chris with a face that spells worry, but also one of urgency, "Nig, Goldie, cover us." "With what?" asks Goldie, but Blackie and Chris are already moving forward, slowly stepping towards the cloaked figure in the corner. Chris reaches out a hand towards the cloak... "Be careful!" Chris jumps back, "For fucks sake Nig!" "Sorry! I'm jumpy!" Chris glares at Nig, before turning back towards the cloaked figure. Except there's no cloak. Just a face. Chris and Blackie fly backwards into the arms of Goldie and Nig respectively, all four of them startled by the face before them. It isn't until the initial fear finally subsides, as they realise who the face belongs too. "What the fuck are you doing here Shawnie?" asks Blackie. "I didn't want to get left out!" speaks up Shawnie, "I don't care if I didn't get one of B00Bz's invites, I'm not just a bus driver! I'm not!" "Alright... how did you get on the fucking cable car though!?" asks Chris. "You threw up on my bus!" "That doesn't answer the question!" "I'm here now! Let's just accept it and move on!" "But how are you here!?" "My bus fell off a cliff." "That again does not explain it!" "I'm very sad." "Look, Chris," starts Blackie, "I'm not complaining. I'm happy he's here. Who cares how he managed it?" Blackie sits down next to Shawnie, a smile on his face, "It's nice to see you Shawn!" Chris let's the whole thing sink in, before just nodding his head and joining them. With the commotion over, one by one, people start to step into the cable car, looking at Shawnie slightly confused, but with all the new introductions, it's not too farfetched for them to wrap their heads around. Dyldo stops and looks at the cable car, watching as everyone piles in. "Umm, isn't there a weight limit?" "Who cares Dyldo?" yells Chris from the cable car. "Well, what if it-" "Stop being a fucking pussy!" Dyldo sighs, before giving in, and starts towards the cable car. As he steps his foot inside, the whole thing creaks ominously. Dyldo's eyes go wide. "No! Fuck this!" "Too late!" shouts Chris, as he shuts the doors behind Dyldo, "We're off!" Dyldo glares at Chris, before turning and looking over the rest of the car. It is absolutely full to the brim with people, and seemingly, there are no seats left. Dyldo sighs, and leans backwards against the glass, before looking at the ravine below, and moving away from the glass. Dyldo stands awkwardly in the middle, as the cable car jerks into life, and begins to move. "Whoo! Let's go!" bellows Nig. "Yeah!" adds Rachel, causing Nig to scowl. "Don't you add on to what I was saying!" "Yeah!" adds Hale. "Thanks Hale." "Hey, Hale," starts Goldie, "What happened to that wolf?" Hale's expression suddenly goes blank. He twists in his seat, and looks out of the glass, towards the cable car station, where he can see the wolf staring at him saddly from the outside. From all the way in the cable car, he can hear its whimpers. Hale puts his hand on the glass, as the wolf howls. "I told you..." says Chris, "You're the worst one of us it could've picked. Only you could leave a wolf companion behind..." "Where the fuck did Hale get a wolf?" asks Blackie. "I dunno, it just jumped on him from outta nowhere." answers Chris, "Was fucking weird." "Mountain very weird." states Rosa matter of factly. "It sure is." replies Joey, "I should show you guys something I found when we get to the lodge, it's pretty freaky stuff." "Yeah well!" butts in Herman, "I can tell you some freaky stuff right now!" "Is it about the-" "No Nig! It is not about the 250ft Maggie statue!" Nig shrugs and sits back in his seat, letting Herman continue. Before he can however, Beth cuts in. "How long is this gonna take! I'm getting cramped in here!" "I'll open the door for you if you want to leave right now?" asks Chris sarcastically. "What when we're smack bang over a fucking ravine!?" "Yes." "Can I just say what I was gonna say?" asks Herman. "What a funny little man you are Chris." Beth continues. "What an unfunny large man you are Beth." Chris fires back. "BOOM SHAKALAKA!" adds Nig, "I got your back Chris, I'm your hype man!" "Good work Nig." Beth gets to her feet, and glares at Chris. "You're heading along the right tracks for you and your hype man to get thrown into this ravine!" Beth turns to Katie angrily. "Katie! Be my hype man!" "Umm... Whoo! Yeah..." "Atrocious." comments Nig. "DO BETTER KATIE!" barks Beth. "Umm... YES! GO BETH! WHOO!" "That's better!" Nig grunts, "Quick Chris! Say something! Say a zinger! We've got this! We aint getting out hyped!" "Guys!" Herman pipes up, "I have something important to sa-" "SHE'S FAT!" yells Chris. "OOOOOOOOHHH!!! YOU JUST GOT PERMANENTLY ZINGED PERMANENTLY... FOR SOME TIME!!!" howls Nig, as he runs around the carriage taking high fives. "Oh yeah!?" responds Beth, "Well you're SMALL!" Katie is at her feet, "SIIIIICK BURN!!! TRY AND KEEP UP WITH THAT HYPE MAN!!!" Nig snarls at Katie, before reaching his hand into his carrier bag. "This calls for a higher power!" he yells, pulling out a bottle of sambuca, "This calls for NOG!" Chris turns to Nig suddenly, and grabs the sambuca in his hand. "Nig! Maybe not right now! Maybe not this early on in the night!" Beth laughs, "Aww, you can't take the heat?" "The hype's too much for ya?" adds Katie, smiling. "I got this." Blackie whispers to Chris, before standing up and locking eyes with Katie. Then, with his most disapointed sounding voice, he says "Katie, I expected a much higher level of maturity from you tonight. You've really let us all down." Katie's excitement deflates almost instantaneously. She falls back into her seat, almost like a popped balloon, and rests against the seat. Beth looks at Blackie with half a frown, and a half a smile. It's a strange and confusing thing to look at. "You gonna try the same thing with me are you?" retorts Beth. "No." replies Blackie, "Absolutely not. Because I, and quite frankly, no one in this cable car, for a second expects you to be mature. Not one single person in this cable car. Even the ones who've never met you. You've left a lasting stain on us all with your immaturity, to such a great level, that people will judge you and hate you before they even meet you. If you really want to enjoy yourself, and have a good time over these next 3 days, you've got a long way to go to make any friends." Beth stares at Blackie, with a face that isn't anger, nor ridicule, nor annoyance, or sadness. She looks at him quite blankly, as though she is still trying to process his words. Blackie continues to stare into her eyes, ensuring that his words definitely sink in as far as they can. "OOOOOOOOOHHH-" "Nig!" "Sorry." Beth continues to stand and stare at Blackie for a few seconds longer, but then, as if like that, without her expression changing at all, she sits down on the seat. Blackie doesn't dawdle, nor bask in the victory, but just proceeds to sit down himself straight after. The entire car goes eerily silent, with the only noise being the creaking of the cable car moving along the line. "I saw a bloody handprint." blurts out Herman, killing the silence, "Sorry, but I had to say it." And then it happens. Before Herman can even gauge the reactions of anyone, the lights go out, and the whole cable car stops dead in the middle of the way. A chorus of girlish squeals fill the air, all of which come from Joey. "FUCK!" "What the fuck is going on?" "It very dark!" "The whole thing shut down!" "Herman this is your fault!" "What!?" "lol its soooo dark ahaha" Suddenly, the car fills up with the lights from peoples phones, so everyone's unsettled faces are able to be seen. Some far more worried than others, Dyldo looking particularly worried. "What do we do?" he asks, in a fast and shaking tone. "We calm down!" speaks Goldie, "Just calm down, everything'll be alright!" "Alright... alright..." "What if we're here forever!" screams Katie, "I don't wanna die! Please!" "You won't die! Get a grip!" "What if it falls! What if it falls and we all die!?" "Get a hold of yourself!" "I need to get out of here!" Katie is to her feet, stumbling all over the place in the dark. Tears are rolling down her face, as she is breathing fast. "I need to get out! I can't be in here! Oh god! Please! God!" "GET A FUCKING GRIP GIRL!" shouts Goldie. "Katie! Calm down!" says Blackie, now to his feet, "It'll be alright. Everything will be alright." "I sure hope nothing's lurking in the darkness." adds Shawnie. Katie screams, causing Blackie to sigh. Suddenly, she treads on Shawnie's cloak, slipping on it, and sending her careening backwards. She bumps her head on one of the cable car walls, and falls unconcious. "Oh fuck..." "Katie!?" wails Beth, running and crouching by her side, "Katie! Oh god! She's unconcious! She's hit her head!" "Stooooopid." says Rosa, causing Beth to scowl at her, before she notices something next to her head on the wall of the cable car. "A FLARE GUN! LOOK! WE'RE SAVED!" Beth screams, as she grabs the flare gun, and points it out of the window. Before she can fire it however, it has been snatched from her by Goldie. Beth looks at her furiously, "What the fuck are you doing!?" "Well first off, I'm not being a fucking dumbass," retorts Goldie, "by using an emergency flare gun after being trapped for about 30 seconds!" "We have a wounded!" "She slipped and bumped her head! She'll be fine!" "She could have a concussion!" "If her skull is made of paper, yeah!" "Give me the flare gun!" "No! We wait! See if the power comes back on!" "And what if it never comes back on! What then!? We starve to death and die!?" "No! We obviously use the flare then, but I'm just saying give it some time!" "We could shout for help?" adds Nig, "See if B00Bz can hear us? Or Gina? From the other side? And try and get the generator working." "I say we put it to a vote!" states Goldie, "Everyone in the car gets to vote for what they think we should do." "That's stupid!" retorts Beth. "Yeah, you're stupid!" snaps back Goldie. "Come on!" shouts Blackie, trying to get inbetween them, "Let's vote then! We either use the flare gun, we shout for help, or we just sit here and chill, and wait for the power to come back on. What do people think?" What does each individual vote? A. Use the flare. B. Shout for help. C. Wait it out. D. Don't vote. THEY'RE WATCHING. Edited by Admin, Feb 23 2016, 09:49 PM.
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| Chris | Feb 23 2016, 08:17 AM Post #3 |
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A. Uses the knife to calve "Chris waz ere" into the tree. A. Gives the sausage roll to Nig, who is so grateful, he begins to cry as he stuffs his face with it. |
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| Hale | Feb 23 2016, 03:17 PM Post #4 |
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A. Boosts Rosa up, then takes her hand so she can help him up. A. Give some to the Wolf, but not Rosa. |
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| Herman | Feb 23 2016, 03:18 PM Post #5 |
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C. Attempt to smile and nod at both. It comes off as quite awkward, but it gets the job done, and both seem relatively pleased. |
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| Dyldo | Feb 26 2016, 05:00 AM Post #6 |
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B. Tunes up the band, and hits the raven with Sweet Chin Music, causing it to sell like Ziggler as it flops out of the window, and into the abyss below. |
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| Blackie | Feb 27 2016, 12:40 AM Post #7 |
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C. "Of course she's with you! I mean, who wouldn't want to be!?" Beth turns and scowls at Blackie, Katie looks slightly confused. |
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