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Chapter 3; I've found the fag ass lodge, but I wish I fag ass hadn't
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1. You can confer with each other, but you must directly PM me your answer to the major decision (the orange one). Other people should not know what you're choosing to do, or it may influence their decision.
2. The answer to the minor decisions (the yellow ones) should be posted in reply to this chapter below.
3. Don't be a boring cunt and just pick every obvious safe option. I mean... you can do that, but I'd actually be more inclined to find a way to kill you that way.
4. Don't be offended by how you're portrayed. I know most of you won't be, but I felt the need to say this anyway. It's all just fun.
5. Joey will not die first because he is black. He will die first because he is gay.
6. Read everyone's arcs and chapters, not just your own! I'll know if you do this, cos I'll sneak shit into other people's chapters that you wouldn't otherwise know about the story.

Anyway, let's go like.





CHAPTER 3
I'VE FOUND THE FAG ASS LODGE, BUT I WISH I FAG ASS HADN'T




"Well I say we wait." speaks up Goldie, being the first to cast her vote, "Obviously."

Goldie votes to wait.

"Yeah, I agree." replies Blackie, "I think we should wait too."

Blackie votes to wait.

- 1 to relationship between Blackie and Beth

"Of course you would!" barks Beth, "Katie could be dead for all you care! If any of you were good people, you'd vote to shoot that flare, and possibly save a life!"

Beth votes to use flare.

"Yeah I say we wait as well." adds Hale.

Hale votes to wait.

Beth scowls at Hale, as she twists around the cable car, looking for anyone to agree with her.

- 1 to relationship between Hale and Beth

"Come on! Any good people! Please speak up!" she roars.

"I uhh... I think we should fire the flare!" speaks up Dyldo, causing Goldie to narrow her eyes at him, "I mean, we could have a life at risk here..."

Dyldo votes to use flare.

"She's fine!" snaps Goldie, "Don't listen to this over dramatic bitch."

"But, even if she is. We could not be. We're trapped here, with no power. Possibly over the weight limit! I say we fire it! Get help!"

Goldie grimaces, then turns away from Dyldo.

"Alright. If anyone wants to be a pussy like Dyldo, and rid ourselves of our only means of saving us all from a genuine threat, speak up now."

Dyldo looks hurt, but Goldie doesn't seem to care, as she doesn't even look in his direction.

- 1 to relationship between Dyldo and Goldie

"Guys..." starts Nig, "Are we forgetting that there's a third option here? I say we shout for help. It could get us the help we need, and it wouldn't use up our only emergency flare."

"yeah like i agree" replies Rachel.

"Oh fuck that then." responds Nig, "Yeah, I say we wait too."

"yeh me too"

"Oh will you stay in one place!"

"Look, we'll just put the two of you down for shouting for help, okay?" asks Blackie.

A pause, as Nig looks over at Rachel, before finally speaking up "I suppose."

Rachel smiles, but not mockingly. Nig scowls, and looks away from her.

Nig votes to shout for help.

Rachel votes to shout for help.


"Well! I think Katie's vote goes towards using the flare!" shouts Beth.

"You can't vote for Katie!" snaps back Goldie.

"I can when she's unconcious and in dire need to help!"

"Oh nevermind, I forget you've been speaking for Katie her entire life anyway."

Beth grits her teeth at Goldie, who just glares back at her with venom.

"Well, Katie's vote goes to the flare! She's in this car too, so it's happening! Deal with it!"

Katie votes to use flare.

"Yeah, well I vote to wait!" fires back Chris.

Both Beth and Goldie turn to Chris suddenly, and whilst Beth's vicious eyes burn a hole through him, Goldie only smiles at him gratefully.

Chris votes to wait.

- 1 to relationship between Chris and Beth
+ 1 to relationship between Chris and Goldie

"What about you Shawnie?" asks Blackie to his friend, who has so far been quite quiet in the corner.

"I agree."

"With who?"

Shawnie nods, before turning back in his seat, and looking out of the window. Blackie looks confused for a second, before just deciding to roll with it.

"Who else wants to cast their vote?" he asks.

"I want to see sparkle!" shouts Rosa excitedly.

"What?"

"The sparkle of flare!"

"The sparkle of the flare!? Are you serious!?" exclaims Goldie, "You want to get rid of our emergency flare so you can see it sparkle!?"

"Doesn't matter about her reason! That's a vote to the flare!" barks Beth.

Rosa votes to use flare.

Blackie turns to look at Herman, who still hasn't voted. It's 4 votes to both waiting it out and to using the flare. It becomes apparent to everyone in the cable car that Herman is the decider.

"So Herman, what about you? What do you think we should vote?"

"Don't be a selfish fuck like the rest of the assholes in this car!" shouts Beth.

"I'd rather be an asshole than a dumb prick, wouldn't you Herman?" retorts Goldie.

Herman sits there, looking at the pair, as he comes to his decision.

"I say we wait."

Herman votes to wait.

'Wait it out' wins with majority vote.


- 1 to relationship between Herman and Beth
+ 1 to relationship between Herman and Goldie

"YES!" screams Goldie, turning towards Beth, "FUCK YOU BITCH!"

"Fuck you too bitch!" snarls Beth, as she returns to the side of the unconcious Katie. Those who voted to wait are rather ecstatic.

"Thank fuck we all made the right decision." says Chris.

"Wait..." speaks up Joey, "I didn't vote."

The car goes silent. All heads turn towards Joey, who sits there looking eager to vote.

"Who gives a shit?" replies Chris, with all in attendance nodding in agreement.

The phone lights continue to light up the car, as the group all sit in the pitch black silence. Rosa looks a little annoyed, however seems too conserved to say anything. Jake notices this amidst the celebration, and gets her attention.

"Rosa? Are you okay?" he asks.

"We not get to see sparkle?" she asks in return.

What does Jake reply.

A. "Not right now, but we might get to see it on the way back." + 1 to Charitable
B. "No, the sparkle got overruled. We're waiting."
C. "Who gives a shit about the fucking sparkle?"
D. Shrugs and sits back in his seat.

-

Goldie places the flare gun back in it's slot on the wall, but not before she takes a look out of the window over the landscape. She stands there, smiling, as she takes in the view. The beautiful and majestic view of the snowy mountain around them. Perhaps it was worth the cable car temporarily shutting down, just so she could have the opportunity to take it all in.

"This is a nice view."

Goldie turns, to see Chris stood next to her. She gives him a smile, before turning to look back at the landscape.

"Is this where you make some comment that you're not even talking about THAT view." remarks Goldie, as she nods her head in the direction of the window.

How does Chris reply?

A. Smiles, "Ah, you got me." + 1 to relationship with Goldie + 1 to Romantic
B. "Has my flirting really been that predictable all night?"
C. "What? No, I actually am talking about that view. Look at it!"
D. Smiles and shrugs.

-

Goldie and Chris continue to look over the snowy landscape, blown away by its vastness, until suddenly, Goldie's eyebrows narrow, and she squints her eyes in confused fashion. Chris himself, not sure what she's seen, becomes confused.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Is that the lodge?" she replies.

"What? Where?"

"There." she puts her finger on the glass, pointing into the distance. Chris follows her finger, and at first sees nothing but snow and trees. It isn't until he focusses further, that he notices what it is she's pointing at. A building right in the distance. A building that certainly doesn't look like a lodge.

"What the fu-"

The cable car springs back into life, jerking everyone sideways as it continues to move up. As the lights of the actual cable car blast on, everyone is moved into cheers. Even Beth, who seems to be refusing to cheer, looks a little relieved.

"I said we should wait!" cheers Goldie.

"CELEBRATIONARY SHOTS!"

"No Nig!"

The car seems ecstatic, with everyone happy they're not going to freeze to death, trapped in a pitch black cable car, dangling over the top of a giant ravine. Amidst the excitement, Chris walks back over to the window, and takes a look through the glass, to take another look at the building from before. Unfortunately, the reflection from the lights inside the cable car are blocking it from view. Chris sighs, as he turns to look at Goldie, who seems to have had the same idea as him.

"That's not the lodge surely." starts Goldie, "It can't be."

"It didn't look like a lodge to me." replies Chris.

"Maybe we should mention it to B00Bz when we see him."

Chris nods, before the pair take a seat next to one another. Herman is tapping his fingers together, looking rather impatient. It looks as though he is on the verge of speaking, but doesn't know whether he should. Finally, after another couple of seconds, he seems to crack.

"Guys! I feel like in the middle on all the excitement, we forgot what I said..."

"Something about a handprint?" replies Joey.

"A bloody handprint! Like, a handprint, in blood!"

The people in the car become unsettled, with all eyes on Herman. Herman looks quite nervous now with so much attention on him.

"Where'd you see that Herman?" asks Blackie.

"In a cave... nearby. I thought it might have been one of you guys, have any of you hurt your hands?"

The people in the car shake their heads, some actually looking at their hands before they do so. Herman becomes a little freaked out with the reactions.

"Then I don't know whose it was. But I saw it. It was on the wall of a cave. A bloody handprint."

"How big was the handprint?" asks Nig.

"What? I dunno... quite small I guess?"

"Could've been Chris then." adds Hale.

Nig laughs, as do Chris and some of the others. Herman seems quite irritated with the lack of seriousness.

"Guys! I'm being serious!"

"Dude..." starts Goldie, "It's probably just from a hunter who was up here recently. There's plenty of wildlife in these woods. Maybe one of them skinned a deer, got blood on their hands, and then touched the wall of a cave."

"Oh there could be a hunter up here alright." starts Shawnie, "But not one that's interested in hunting deer."

All eyes in the car fall on Shawnie, as he continues talking.

"Half of you in this car didn't even know you'd be spending your time on this mountain with other half when you came here tonight. The invites were random. Unexpected. Who's to say another person didn't get invited along, someone else we all know, but they got picked off before they even met up with any of us. Who's to say that bloody handprint isn't their's? And honestly, who's to say they didn't meet up with anyone in this cable car before they were skinned alive? I wouldn't be surprised if their killer was in this cable car right now. Amongst us. I wouldn't be surprised if this cable car shutting down was their plan. To gauge our reactions. To get to know us all. To help them choose which of us they're going to feast on next. You're right about one thing Goldie, there's a hunter all right. But as far as I'm concerned, we're the deer."

The cable car falls silent, as everyone stares at Shawnie with fear and shocks on their faces. Suddenly, the cable car comes to a stop, and the door flies open.

"We're here!" proclaims Shawnie joyfully, as he gets up and steps out of the cable car.

One by one, slowly, the group follow Shawnie out of the car. Upon Blackie getting out of the car, he looks around him, hoping to find Shawnie to ask him a question about the rather eery monologue he just gave.

But Shawnie isn't there.

Blackie looks confused, as he eyes the cable car station all around him. Realising his friend isn't in here, he walks quickly over to the door, and pushes it open, his feet crunching as he stomps over the snow on the outside. He scans around him wildly, looking for the face of his friend, but he can't see it.

"Shawnie!"

But no answer. Shawnie's nowhere to be seen, and nowhere to be heard. Blackie raises an eyebrow, and gives a bewildered sigh.

"Where the fuck did you go?"

"Blackie!"

A voice behind Blackie sounds, causing him to turn.

"Shawnie?"

But upon Blackie turning around, he realises that it isn't Shawnie.

"B00Bz!"

Upon seeing his friend, Blackie gives an enormous smile, before he and B00Bz embrace.

"It's great to see you man!" says B00Bz.

"Great to see you too, especially after scaling this fucking mountain. Seriously man, this is huge. How the fuck did you get a lodge up here?"

B00Bz's smile falters, and he fumbles slightly as he answers the question, "Oh umm, well, me and umm, me and Gina saved up. Yeah, we saved up."

"Saved up? Doing what?"

"Well, you know, been doing some gambling."

"Gambling?"

"Been hitting the casinos yeah. Got really good at that stuff."

"Oh right, cool. Maybe later we could have a big game of Poker or something."

B00Bz gives a laugh, and a rather fake one at that.

"Yeah! Maybe!"

The laughter dies out, with B00Bz quickly trying to change the subject.

"Oh, if you were wondering, Gina's up at the lodge. I thought I'd come down and meet up with you."

What is Blackie's reply?

A. Sarcastically responds "Oh you read my mind! Thank God we put that to rest!" + 1 to Funny
B. "I think we both know that's not what I was wondering."
C. "Oh, right. Cool."
D. "Oh fucking hell, forgot about Gina."

-

B00Bz's attention suddenly falls on the others as they step out of the cable car station, who all smile in his direction when they see him. The first person over to him out of all of them is Chris however, who gives him a big smile as he asks him.

"How the fuck did you get a lodge?"

B00Bz expression drops, as he looks over at Blackie. He realises he'll likely be answering this question all night.
__________

Hale stands by the cable car, hands on the barricade, looking back over the ravine from where they came from, lost in thought. Nig notices, and walks over to him, trying to get his attention.

"Jake? Everything alright?"

"I feel like going back for the wolf..."

"The wolf?"

"I made friends with this wolf."

Nig looks a little confused, but immediately lets it slide.

"Well, you know, we can go back for it if you want. I don't suppose it'll take too long to go there and back on the cable car."

"ill come!" sounds Rachel from behind them, causing the pair to turn and look at her viciously.

"What the fuck is it with you?" snaps Nig, "Can you stop fucking following me! Do you not have other fucking friends!?"

"no" she replies, "i was hopin u cud be"

"Oh were you?" replies Nig, "Maybe if you didn't take down the fucking Lime, we could be friends!"

What does Hale add to this?

A. "Yeah! You absolute fucking twat! Fuck off!"
B. "You did this to yourself Rachel." + 1 to relationship with Nig
C. "Just calm down a little Nig."
D. Stays silent.

-

"Rachel, are you pestering Nig again?" speaks Joey, walking over to them, "I thought I told you not to piss him off!"

"im liek not doin anyting!"

"She is Joey! Tell her Joey!" says Nig.

"Rachel, just get out of here!"

Rachel looks sad as she storms off, leaving just Nig, Hale, and Joey together. Joey rolls his eyes at the other two.

"What a fucking annoyance right?"

The other two nod, before Joey continues.

"What're you two up to anyway?"

"Oh, Hale was just thinking about going back for his wolf friend. I was gonna join him-"

"Wait what?" retorts Joey, looking perplexed, "His wolf friend?"

"Yeah, I made friends with a wolf."

Joey looks at Hale for a couple of seconds more, before laughing mockingly. Hale and Nig both look rather irritated.

"A wolf friend? What is this? Game of Thrones? Are you a Stark? Jake Stark!?"

"Ahahahahaah!!! JAKE STARK!!! XD!!!" bellows Hale.

"OMFG JAKE STARK!!! MY SIDES!!! MY SIDES ARE GONE!!!" adds Nig.

"I'M SCREAMING!!!"

"MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT!!!"

"Fuck you guys." replies Joey to the display, "What the fuck are you going to do with a wolf friend exactly? You gonna bring them to the lodge for the next 3 days? They gonna be part of the Steed meet up are they?"

"I'm sure everyone would prefer the wolf over you Joey!" replies Hale.

"You're just jealous cos you don't get a wolf!" adds Nig.

"I think you'll find that I don't want a wolf!" retorts Joey.

"Yes you do!"

"Niggas, I don't need to listen to your shit."

And with that Joey walked off, leaving a confused and angry Nig and Hale in his wake.

"Did he just call us niggas?" asks Jake.

"He did." replies Nig.

- 1 to relationship between Hale and Joey
- 1 to relationship between Nig and Joey


"Anyway, fuck him." adds Nig, "If you wanna go back for that wolf, then we'll go back."

"Nah, let's just go to the lodge."

"Jake, don't let Joey-"

"It's nothing to do with Joey. The wolf's probably gone now anyway, and plus, a wolf following me around for 3 days might get annoying. I dunno."

"Well, fair enough."

"Thanks though."

"No problem."
____________

Herman leant on the wall of the cable car station, shuddering in the cold. He was quite irritated with the lack of reaction to his story about the bloody handprint. Perhaps Shawnie's reaction was a little bit too creepy, but he would've rather that than the others thinking it was just a hunter. I mean, maybe it was a hunter...but what if it was something worse? What if Shawnie was right? What if there was something after them up here...

"Hey!"

Herman flinched slightly at the sudden presence, before realising it was just Rosa, Jake's Chinese friend. Herman smiled in her direction, and gave an awkward nod, watching Rosa as she just continued to smile.

"Hey." he returned back in her direction.

"You like psychological games?"

"What?" Herman asked, suddenly on edge, "Psychological games?"

"Yes."

Herman continued to glare at her. What a weird question to ask. Was this a clue? A riddle? Some sort of pre-mortem one liner? Herman backed up slightly.

"I don't know... do you?"

"Yes! Very like Cluedo! It is favourite psychological game!"

Herman's eyebrow raised with such speed and velocity, that if it went any higher, it would've actually scalped him. Cluedo? Like the murder game, where someone gets murdered in a house full of people, and the others have to solve the murder. Was this her plan? Were these her intents tonight? Maybe she was the hunter! Maybe the bloody handprint was due to her! But why would she tell Herman? She wasn't telling him though... she was foreshadowing! She was giving him a clue! Maybe she was one of those killers who wanted people to figure out her murders, like The Riddler... and he was her Batman. Well, Herman would refuse to play along!

"I mean-yeah, y'know-like-what's-are you-how's-what?"

Rosa looked at Herman quite confused as he stood there looking back at her with similar fear and confusion. It suddenly hit Herman that he might be overthinking things. Surely this little Asian girl wasn't going to murder anyone, I mean, she was Chinese, not Japanese. Herman might be judging her too quickly. He'd start again.

"So, you like Cluedo do you?" he asks politely.

"Yes! I like things with murder!"

Yep, fuck this. She's fucking mental. Poor poor Jake, having to cope with her following him around, crushing on him. I mean, to be honest, she was quite cute, and Asian, and she was a really nice lass, and she was- Woah! Hold it! Herman what the fuck are you doing here right now? Don't start doing this buddy! Don't let your Asian fetish get in the way of this mate. Come on now. She's a nutter. She's talking about her love for murder. Or, well, fictional murder. That's not as bad really is it. If anything, everyone's quite the fan of fictional murder every now and again. I mean, it's what spurs on dramas and such. If anything, it's just an interest. It's nice to see someone so passionate about something actually. Interests just make people more interesting- HERMAN! Slow it the fuck down! Come to an halt mate! You need to calm yourself down a bit with these thoughts. Unless you want to continue with them? It's up to you? If you do, these next 3 days could really be your opportunity?

What course of action does Herman decide would be best for the next 3 days?

A. Let his Asian fetish consume him, and pursue romance with Rosa.
B. Maybe try and keep things open, but ultimately take a backseat on any romance just yet.
C. Act entirely disinterested, hoping she'll go back to Hale. - 1 to Romantic
D. Be absolutely vicious towards her, hoping she'll leave him alone as soon as possible.

-

"Hey Herman, over here!" shouts Chris.

Herman and Rosa both begin to walk over to to Chris, who is stood with Blackie, Goldie, and B00Bz.

"So, you know Herman I think?" says Chris, as he introduces B00Bz to Herman.

"I know of Herman yeah." replies B00Bz as he takes Herman's hand in his and shakes it, giving him a big smile.

"And this here," Chris continues, "is Dyldo."

B00Bz smiles again as he takes Dyldo's hand and shakes it, "Finally someone who might be on the recieving end of a worst Steed name than me."

How does Dyldo reply?

A. "Eh, It's not too bad."
B. "I'd have to agree with you there, it's terrible."
C. "Just call me Dylan." - 1 to Funny
D. Just laugh and say nothing.

-

"And this is Rosa-"

"Can we fuck off with the introductions!" screams Beth, with the unconcious Katie still slung over her shoulders, "We need to get Katie some help!"

"What an irritating bitch." remarks Goldie.

"She needs quiet." adds Rosa.

Goldie smiles widely at Rosa, "Yes! She does need quiet!"

Chris laughs, and Rosa smiles back at her. Dyldo however looks quite concerned.

"Maybe we should head up to the lodge though, she could be seriously hurt. She's been unconcious for a while now."

Goldie rolls her eyes, "Oh! Come on everybody! Up to the lodge! We wanna make sure poor little Katie is okay for Dyldo's sake."

Dyldo looks hurt, as Goldie turns around and begins walking up towards the lodge. Chris, Herman and Rosa follow after her, as Blackie and B00Bz look at one another, commenting on the awkward situation with their facial expressions, before they start following too. One by one, every one starts making their way up hill, in the direction of B00Bz's lodge, with Dyldo glumly treading behind Hale and Nig.

Joey meanwhile, is oblivious to everyone setting their path to the lodge, as he admires a nearby tree. He looks at its roots intently. This tree is rooted into the ground, he thinks, it's actually impossible for this tree to jump. What a lucky, wonderful tree. Joey is so lost in the pleasant thoughts about the tree in fact, that it's not until everyone else is almost out of sight, that he actually notices they've gone anywhere.

"Oh shit."

As Joey is about to follow after them, he feels a tight grip on his elbow. Turning around quickly, he comes face to face with an intense faced Rachel, her narrow and serious looking eyes sparking confusion in his mind.

"Do you mind!?" he snaps, causing her to let go of his elbow. Her serious expression remains however.

"why r u being like ur being to me tonite? do i not get to hav fun as well?" she responds.

"What?!"

"u said that u didnt want me to ruin yours and nigs fun, but what about mine?"

"What about it? I'm not stopping you from having fun, I just don't want you ruining ours."

"i wont, why would i?"

"You ruined the Lime for Nig! You scared him off with your hacker threats!"

"who am i gonna hack on a mountain???"

"I don't know! Just stay away from him alright? You stupid bitch!"

Rachel is hurt by the suddeness and sharpness of this insult. Joey just scowls and shakes his head slowly, before turning to walk away. It's only another word from Rachel that stops him.

"joey..."

"What!?"

"ur bags open..."

Joey raises an eyebrow, as he turns to look at Rachel, who is still stood there, looking offended but sincere. He removes the bag from his back quickly, to see that Rachel is right, and the bag in fact is wide open. Joey quickly goes to zip it shut, before he notices something. The missing poster isn't inside.

"wats this?" he hears, causing him to look at Rachel, to see that she has it in her hand, looking at it in puzzled fashion.

"Look, it's nothing, alright. Just give it back."

Joey reaches out for the poster in Rachel's hand, but she holds it further away from him, irritating Joey. He reaches for it again, but she again moves her hand further back.

"GIVE IT RACHEL!"

"wat is it???"

"None of your business! That's what it is!"

"a missing child poster? why wud u have this in ur bag joey?"

"Again, that's not your business! Now give it here!"

Joey reaches out again, this time which much more ferocious speed, in an attempt to snatch the poster from Rachel's hand. In turn, Rachel tries moving it away from him again, but due to Joey's speed, she isn't able to move her arm that far. Joey claws at Rachel's wrist with his nail, spilling blood, and causing her to let go of the poster.

"owww!!!"

But Joey isn't concerned about Rachel's fresh bleeding arm, not now the poster is gliding through the wind, and away from him. Joey sets off after it, cursing with anger, as he tries to snatch it out of the sky above him. If only he could jump to try and reach it better, but there's no way Joey would let himself sink to that level, and become a disgusting spot monkey. Plus, it didn't seem like he needed to jump, the poster was just within grasp. He almost had it. His fingers were almost touching it. All he needed to do was stretch out his arm that extra little bit, and take it-

"OH FUCK!"

The floor below Joey's feet was gone, and Joey felt himself falling. Thinking quickly, he flailed his arms around him, and was able to snatch a root. Suddenly, his body crashed into the side of a cliff edge, and Joey suddenly realised the precarious position he was in. There he was, dangling off the side of a cliff, the floor below him not within sight. The only thing keeping him from falling, was the root that he gripped onto so tightly. The unfortunate thing was that this root didn't seem so sturdy, not with the snapping noises it was beginning to make.

In the moments that Joey thought may be his last, he was finally glad to see Rachel appear, as she slowly walked towards him. Her face was a mixture of confusion and fear.

"Rachel! Help me! Quick! This branch is gonna snap!"

Rachel continue to stare at Joey, but she didn't move. She just stared. Joey continued to struggle, and could feel the root starting to break. He glared at Rachel with wide and pleading eyes.

"RACHEL! HELP! I WILL DIE! HELP!"

At this, Rachel slowly started to move forward, but her expression changed. Joey gave a sigh of relief, as she bent down towards him, extended an arm...

And picked up the missing poster stuck in the snow next to him.

Joey couldn't believe his eyes. As Rachel got back to her feet, still staring at him, Joey felt the root give one final crack, and he felt himself slipping. This was it. She'd killed him.

"YOU FUCKING-"

And with that, he was gone. The root had totally snapped off, and Joey squealed in a black gay manner, as he disapeared into the abyss below. Rachel continued to stare, almost in disbelief at what she had done, before slotting the missing poster into her pocket, and going off to find the others.
___________

And with that, we are a member down. Oh deary dear. How could she!? The villain! The monster! The absolute- Oh who am I kidding. Who gave a shit about Joey? Really? His ethnicity and sexuality spoiled his fate really, let's none of us lie and say we didn't see this coming. If only it could've been slightly more gory. But I'm not the writer of this story, so I can't pick and choose who dies in what ways, although I'd like to.

Yes! You heard it here first! I am not the writer. Oh no! This is not Nig putting little notes into the story for you all to look at and laugh. Absolutely not. Oh no. I myself am a part of the story. I am here, and I have taken form in Nig's writing, to talk to you. Yes you, the reader. Whether it be you Jake, or you Chris, or any of the rest of you keeping track of your characters as this story unfolds. But of course, definitely not you Joey. I'm sure your character falling off the cliff will give you a spectacular excuse to not continue reading this story, as if you needed one.

Now, as I watch your characters, all of them, trudging through the snow, uphill towards the lodge, I begin to wonder. I wonder what it is all of you are thinking. Not just of yourselves, but of your companions. Yes, some of you seem to have taken a shine to some of the others, especially your female companions. But I'd like you to tell me, in this story that you are keeping in touch with so avidly, who is it amongst these ladies that you like the most so far in this story? And in turn, who is it that you like the least?

Please put the following girls in order.

A. Beth
B. Goldie
C. Katie
D. Rachel
E. Rosa


I'm sure your answers, once you give them, will be very interesting. I'm sure they'll help out Nig in the writing of this story, but they will help me out even more. Oh yes, absolutely. But for right now, I'll just sit back, and I'll wait. With how things look to be going, I'm certainly not needed just yet. You lot are all falling off cliffs by yourself, it seems I'm quite unneccesary to be honest. No, right now, I'll just let you guys get to the lodge.

And what a spooky looking lodge it was. Not gonna lie, if I had to rate it on a scale of 1-10, it'd be a 9.5. If you don't know, because lets be honest, we're not all mathmeticians like Chris, that's only 0.5 away from a full 10/10. That is indeed very spooky. A very spooky lodge, on a very spooky mountain. And suddenly, as the group neared the lodge, as though things couldn't get any more spooky, a very spooky door was opened by a very spooky person, with a very spooky face.

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"Well hello everyone! Welcome to Casa de Gina!" bellows Gina.

"And John!"

"And John." she repeats.

"MOVE MOTHER FUCKER!!!" roars Beth, as she flies through the doorway, shoulder blocking Gina out of the way. "Where's a bed! We've got an injured! She needs rest!"

Gina scowls in the direction of Beth, who doesn't even notice, as she hectically scans the lodge for a bed. B00Bz steps in.

"There's one upstairs, the last bedroom along the hallway."

Without so much as a thanks, Beth has ran out of the room, and the her ridiculously loud stomps almost put holes in the wooden staircase as she charges up to the room at the end of the hallway. B00Bz meanwhile helps Gina back to her feet, and puts an arm around her waist, as he smiles at the others.

"So, come on in guys! Make yourselves at home!"

One by one, each member of the group steps inside the lodge, looking relieved as they feel the warmth wash over them. Putting their luggage down, some of the group make their way over to various chairs and seats arranged within the lodge, and throw themselves down, sighing with the relaxation that it brings.

Having been the most cold during his journey, due to his choice of attire, the black and red tanktop, Blackie runs over and sits in the seat closest to the fire. Feeling the heat of the flames tickle his skin, Blackie gives almost an orgasmic sigh. This is what he's used to the, the wonderful warmth in the land down under, not the chilling cold he's been victim to on his way up this mountain. He could almost fall asleep, right here...

"Nice to see you made it."

Blackie's eyes shoot open, and he sees that sat before him, in the chair opposite, is Shawnie. Blackie looks at Shawnie confused, as Shawnie only returns a pleasant smile.

"Where the fuck did you disapear to?" Blackie starts.

"Cold Shawnie doesn't wait." he replies.

"Jesus Christ...so you ran up here by yourself?"

"I didn't run."

"Either way, you went fucking fast. Did you pass by B00Bz?"

"Didn't see B00Bz, I let myself in."

"Oh-wait! What? You let yourself in?"

"Yeah."

"Gina didn't let you in?"

"Gina wasn't here."

"What?"

"She got in about 2 minutes before you lot. I'd say she was collecting some firewood."

"You'd say?"

"Maybe."

A pause, as Blackie sits back in his seat, and begins to study the things Shawnie has been saying. Before he can get too far into his thoughts, the door to the lodge opens, and in walks Rachel. All eyes turn towards her, including the rather judging eyes of Nig. Rachel looks very guilty.

"Where've you been?" interrogates Nig.

"no wherr!" she barks back, going slightly red, "i was just walkin behind u all"

Nig continues to stare at her suspiciously, before suddenly something clicks in his head. He looks around the lodge, scanning all the faces, before his eyes burst open.

"Hang on a second!" he starts, "Are we missing someone?"

At that, the others begin to look around the lodge as well, curiously, as though they too have caught on to the fact that they are missing someone. Rachel goes stiff, her hands shaking with paranoia, as Nig continues to eye her suspiciously. Nig's suspicious eyes lock with the fearful eyes of Rachel, and as he opens his mouth...

"Oh I'm over here!" speaks up Shawnie, gaining everyone's attention, including that of Nig's. Everyone seems to be relatively satisfied, allowing Rachel to sneak away from the door and out of the line of everyone's attention. All except Nig, who turned back to where Rachel last was, looking twice as suspicious.

"Hey Nig!" he hears, turning to see Chris, "We gonna get nogged?"

"Yeah man!" bellows Nig, having entirely forgot his suspicions at the sudden idea of alcohol.

"We already starting?" asks Herman, from his seat at the dining table.

"Fuck yes we are!" says Nig, "We're here now! The party starts! Come on everyone! It's shot time!"

And up everyone got, Herman, Rosa, Blackie, Hale, Goldie, Dyldo, B00Bz, Gina, and even Rachel. The only person who remained sat, was Shawnie, who looked entirely uninterested in the process. All of whom were interested though, stood in a circle, smiling at one another, as they raised their various glasses and bottles in the air in the middle.

"LET'S GET NOGGED!"

The glasses clinked, and the booze started flowing.
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4 HOURS LATER

"NIG THAT'S MY UMBRELLA!"

But it was too late, and Goldie's umbrella is obliterated under the elbow of Nig, as he delivers a devestating elbow drop. Hale and Chris are in tears, and Chris can barely hold his phone steady from laughter as he films Nig. Nig goes for the pin on the umbrella, and Chris jumps down and counts it.

1...

2...

3!!!

NIG WINS BY PINFALL 00:12


Nig gets to his feet and starts celebrating, although due to being very Nogged, almost falls down again, needing assistance from Chris and Hale to help him stay on his feet.

Rosa sits and watches from a table nearby, smiling, as she sips from a carton of orange juice. She seems to genuinly be happy for Nig that he was able to come out on top and get the win in that match. She cheers, but not too loudly, as not to upset anyone.

Herman meanwhile, sat behind her, is retelling impressive stories to Dyldo of his times in the disabled fighting circuits. He recounts how despite not being disabled himself, he snuck in, as to take the opportunity to beat up as many disabled people, legally, as he possibly could. Dyldo seems half impressed, and half confused.

Blackie meanwhile throws things through the air, having B00Bz attempt to catch them in his mouth from the other side of the room. The endeavour is going quite successfully, however when Blackie picks up a broomstick to throw it, B00Bz cowers in fear.

Gina, Rachel, and Shawnie meanwhile have all taken it to the dance floor. Gina does quite typical and reserved dancing, Rachel dances rather slutty, and looks at people every once in a while to see if they are paying attention to her, but neither of them hold a light to the impressive display being brought out by Shawnie. Back flip, after back flip, after back flip. It's definitely incredible.

All in all, it is quite a display, and almost exactly what could be expected from a Steed meet up of this caliber. The only two not present, are that of Beth and Katie. Not keen to check on either of them, the rest have just presumed they've fallen asleep, and want to stay alone in their room. To be honest, nobody present particularly wants them ruining the party anyway.

"NOGGAMANIA'S RUNNIN' WILD!!!" screams Nig, as he picks up a random drink from the table on the side. As he puts it to his lips, Chris comes over to him.

"Nig!" he shouts.

"What?" replies Nig, confused.

"Don't drink that!"

"Why not!?"

"You just found it on the side! You need to stop doing that man!"

"Chris! I was fine on Nog Night, and that was a random drink in a club!" replies Nig, "We're at B00Bz lodge! I'll be fine!"

Nig puts it to his lips and is about to drink...

What does Chris do?

A. Knock it out of his hand.
B. Encourage him not to drink it.
C. Encourage him to drink it.
D. Do nothing.

-

"Try and get atleast one more in there man! Come on!" shouts Blackie, as he throws the shot glass through the air.

B00Bz, who already has a mouth filled with 3 shot glasses, cranes his neck, his mouth opening wide in an attempt to catch the oncoming fourth shot glass. The shot glass clonks into his nose however, which in turn knocks the other three shot glasses out of his mouth, and all 4 bounce off of the wooden floor below him. Blackie laughs, as B00Bz holds his nose in pain, before laughing too.

It is then, mid laughter, that Blackie gets a quick glimpse out of the window of the lodge, and sees something. He sees, walking through the snow, away from the lodge, Shawnie. With a wave of his hand to indicate to B00Bz that he is off to do something, Blackie runs out of the lodge, after his friend.

"Shawnie!" he shouts, but Shawnie just continues to walk, and quickly disapears into the treeline.

Blackie suddenly comes to a halt as he reaches the tree line, as confusion takes hold of him. He watches as Shawnie gets further and further away from him.

What does Blackie do?

A. Follow Shawnie.
B. Shout him again.
C. Go back to the lodge.
D. Do nothing.

-

"It's not as easy as you'd expect you know." says Herman, "Some of them are big. And they don't have the same filter in their brains as me and you, so sometimes, they just keep hammering away, and they don't know when to stop. You have to really prepare when you're going up against one of those guys."

Dyldo nods his head politely, before clearing his throat to politely get Herman's attention.

"One second, I'll be right back, just going to the toilet."

Herman nods, as Dyldo turns from the table and walks off in the direction of the toilet. This lodge visit wasn't everything Dyldo was hoping for. There was no wifi, no one agreed to have any supper, and there was cheese, but none that Dyldo was allowed just yet. It was still fun sure, but it could've been better. Making friends with people proved a lot harder than expected as well.

Due to being lost in thought, Dyldo isn't watching where he's going, and suddenly he feels himself bump into someone else. Upon trying to regain balance, he feels his feet get tangled in someone's elses, and falls backwards to the floor. Upon sitting up, Dyldo sees that this person was the last one he'd have liked it to be.

"Can you watch where you're going!?" barks Goldie, as she pats herself off and gets to her feet.

"Sorry." apologises Dyldo, as he gets to his feet, "Didn't see you there."

"God you're useless..." remarks Goldie.

This hits a nerve with Dyldo, as he just remains still on his spot, looking at Goldie. Just because he didn't join her side on the cable car she's started being like this with him, he thought. How petty. He felt like saying something, but he wasn't sure...

What does Dyldo do?

A. Call Goldie out on her pettyness.
B. Apologise again.
C. Try and laugh it off.
D. Ignore Goldie, and go to the toilet.

-

As Herman sat at the table, waiting for the return of Dyldo so he could finish his story, he suddenly felt a presence behind him. Turning, he quickly realised it was Hale, and the pair gave each other a smile, before batting drinks.

"Can't believe this is actually happening." starts Hale.

"What do you mean?" replies Herman.

"A Steed meet up, like, on this level? I can't understand how it's worked out so well. Everyone who got invited here has come. It's just weird."

"Yeah it is weird. Definitely. Now I think about it... not one person who got invited dropped out did they? Or didn't end up coming?"

"I don't think so. We've got a full house I'm pretty sure. But I wouldn't know about the girls."

"That's very convinient then, that everyone who was supposed to be here, is here. Very very convinient."

"Yeah. It's weirdly convinient."

"It's kind of eerily convinient."

"Yeah yeah, pretty creepily convinient."

"Honestly it's quite scarily convinient."

"I'd go as far to say it's terrifyingly convinient."

"I'd say it's nightmarishly convinient."

"I don't know about that."

"Oh..."

"But it's definitely convinient." finished Hale.

The two sat in brief silence, staring glumly at the wall in front of them, before the pair both turned to each other.

"Hale, do you think something's going on?"

"On this mountain?"

Herman nods.

"I mean," continues Hale, "it's crossed my mind..."

"I've been thinking about it Jake, a lot. The bloody handprint, Shawnie's speech, the cable car breaking down. It's all part of a bigger plan..."

"Who's plan?"

"Hey guys!" shouts B00Bz, calling to Hale and Herman, "You two mind coming over here for a second?"

Herman takes a deep breath as he looks from Hale to B00Bz, a suspicious glint in his eyes. Hale himself looks at B00Bz, who smiles back at them. Herman and Hale both look at each other, and Hale immediately catches on to the idea Herman is trying to propose, and is unsure of whether to take it on board.

The pair nevertheless get to their feet, and slowly shuffle over to B00Bz, who gives them both a smile.

"You guys enjoying yourselves?" he asks.

"Yeah." responds Hale, "We were just talking about how-"

Herman glares at Hale.

"Uhh, we were just saying, yeah. We're enjoying it."

"Alright, great!" responds B00Bz, "Anyway, like I said, just got a quick favour for you guys to do for me, if you wouldn't mi-"

"What is it?" asks Herman sharply.

"Oh, well, I was just wondering if you could grab be something from the shed?"

"From the shed?"

"Yeah, if you wouldn't mind?"

"Takes both of us does it?"

"Well it's quite heavy, it's a pretty big flat screen TV. Figured we could bring it in, get it hooked up, watch something I dunno. Maybe some wrestling?"

"Cool!" adds Hale.

"You wouldn't mind giving us a hand then?" asks Herman.

"I would guys, honestly, but I've got to deal with Gina, she's getting a bit moody at the moment bless her. I know it's cheeky guys, but that's why I thought you guys could get the TV for us if you don't mind? Honestly guys, it'd do me a massive favour."

Herman gulps, as he looks over at Hale, who looks equally unsettled. Neither of the two are ready to turn B00Bz down though.

"Yeah sure, not a problem." says Hale.

"Great! It's the first thing you'll see it as soon as you get in the shed. Alright? Great. Thanks guys."

And with that B00Bz walked off, leaving Herman and Hale stood awkwardly in his wake. The pair look at one another.

"Are we off to get this flat screen then?" asks Hale.

"I suppose we'll have to now." replies Herman with a sigh.

"We'll be alright, we're together."

Hale walks over to the side door of the lodge, pushing it open, and flinching as the harsh wind and snow hit him. He turns quickly to Herman, shuddering.

"Let's go I guess."

Hale steps out into the snow, bunching himself up tightly into his scarf as he does so. Herman gives another sigh, adding onto his impressive record of sighs done in one night, as he follows Hale, out into the chilling cold.

The shed was in sight, but was unfortunately not as close as either of them would have perhaps liked it to be. Hale gave a very audible grunt, as he stomped through the snow towards it.

"Why the fuck is it so fucking far away from the house? It's just ridiculously impractical!"

"Don't get too angry yet, we've got to carry a TV back from there."

"The only thing that could make this worse is stairs! Fucking stupid shed!"

Hale angrily trudged through the snow, holding the scarf close to his face to save it from the cold, with Herman carrying with him the entirely different emotion of fear. This shed was too far away from the lodge for his liking. Would their screams even be heard from it? Herman! You're presuming the worst again! Stop it! You could just be picking up a flat screen. That's what you are doing! You're just picking up a flat screen.

Finally, the pair reached the door of the shed, with Hale angrily kicking it open. Much to the glee of Herman, there it was, right in front of them, the TV.

"Oh thank God!" sighed Herman, "It is just a TV. We're fine."

"Urgh." spat Hale, as he walked over to the TV, "Come on, let's get this over with."

As Herman began to follow Hale over to the TV, he noticed something. Through the window, at the back of the shed, there was movement. But not just any movement, Herman could have sworn...

...he saw a face.

"HALE!"

"I SAW IT!"

"DID YOU!?"

"YES!!!"

"SHIT!!! THAT MEANS IT ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN THEN!!!"

"OH FUCK!!! WHAT DO WE DO!?"

Suddenly, crunching in the snow. Footsteps, making their way around the shed to the door. Herman and Hale both grimace, looking terrified as they glare at one another. They needed to act, and they needed to act fast?

What does Herman do?

A. Run.
B. Hide.
C. Fight.
D. Nothing.

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What does Hale do?

A. Run.
B. Hide.
C. Fight.
D. Nothing.

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THEY'RE WATCHING.
Edited by Admin, Mar 9 2016, 12:55 AM.
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Chris
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A. Smiles, "Ah, you got me."

A. Goldie
B. Katie
C. Rachel
D. Beth
E. Rosa
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Blackie

A. Sarcastically responds "Oh you read my mind! Thank God we put that to rest!"

A. Goldie
B. Katie
C. Rosa
D. Rachel
E. Beth
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A. "Not right now, but we might get to see it on the way back."

B. "You did this to yourself Rachel."

(based on personality)
Goldie
Rosa
Katie
Beth
Rachel
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Herman

C. Act entirely disinterested, hoping she'll go back to Hale.

A. Goldie
B. Katie
C. Beth
D. Rosa
E. Rachel
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Dyldo

C. "Just call me Dylan."

Goldie
Katie
Beth
Rosa
Rachel
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