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Topic Started: Mar 17 2015, 08:40 PM (372 Views)
Heyward
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just cuz feelshp
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Heyward
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Go ahead and ask anything. If it's fucked up or dumb I won't answer.
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Comrade Mario
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would u have dinner with satan
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Mar 27 2015, 05:19 PM
would u have dinner with satan
I wrote a song about this once. I can't find it but I can recite it from memory. Let me see...


How is everyone tonight?
I hope you're feeling quite alright
Water for you all to drink?
From Satan's old and rusty sink
We're sure to keep you all well fed
Should I bring to you some extra bread?
It's stale and cold and maggot-filled
The salad's wilted soup is chilled
Don't you like your meat well done?
The oven's hotter than the sun
Hope you like cooking by convection
Everywhere's the smoking section
That's how we eat where demons dwell
Tonight you're gonna dine in hell
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was the dinner with him fun
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Heyward
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No it was hell.
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Comrade Mario
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why wasnt it fun
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Heyward
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fire mostly

also slow service
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Forgot a few lines.

"Have some pepper we grind it fresh
it's hot enough to burn your flesh"
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wat is favorite food 2 eat
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Flesh of cow
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