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Jul 24 2015, 02:13 AM
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Hmmm... Seems like a good explanation. Because Eve was tempted and chose to be her own God, the curse for women is painful childbirth. Because Adam wasn't there to protect his wife from temptation, the curse for men is painful and grueling work (whereas before working was pleasurable).
What God is essentially doing is punishing people for crimes that humanity did not commit. The sins of the father is being passed down to his children. How do you justify that? Why are all females being subject to this cruelty for something they didn't even do? How would you feel if I punished your children for something you did? Is that okay with you?
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You really think our eyes are crap? Lol, you can see can't you? Maybe we can't see in the dark, but do we really need to? We've done good thus far.
Relative to other animals they're quite crap. And I wear glasses due to my vision being impaired. Why would he allow this? Seeing in the dark would provide a great advantage for humans but God didn't put in that feature apparently.
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As for mental illness, I attribute that to original sin, or when sin entered the world. This is different from individual sin in that the person does not commit it. Original sin can be described as suffering--so things like cancer and mental illness can be explained by the presence of suffering, or sin, in the world.
This makes God a complete asshole and is an example of toying with his creations. We had nothing to do with the sins that Adam and Eve did. And I thought Jesus negated original sin due to his sacrifice?
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You're right, it's just you.
Nope, it includes me and the 20%+ rising of irreligious people in America.
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That's a sack of bullshit. Here's the definition of narcissism: excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance. This God of yours was so obsessed with himself that he created humans for the sole purpose of worshipping him. And if you do not comply you suffer and your children as well. What madness. He's so full of ego and so insecure that if you don't give him the attention that he craves and if you don't follow his rules you suffer. He's a douchebag. Even if God was real I'd refuse to follow him.
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Jul 24 2015, 03:41 AM
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You're right, it's just you.
Nope, it includes me and the 20%+ rising of irreligious people in America. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_by_country
And of course a huge amount of people all over the world
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Jul 26 2015, 12:55 AM
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Here is why I follow Thor now
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I guess it pretty much starts as far back as I can remember, well not literally but close enough. Around elementary school I was taken advantage of, and raped by my dog. I grew up with this dog and I trusted him, I thought it was okay for us to do what we did. And this "grew" into a life style, it became normal for us. For several years he barked at me that it was okay for us to "practice" on eachother. But then I got to middle school, and we became more distant and I was without a "moral compass", so I decided that I was into beastiality.
Anyway, back to middle school. I had no friends and was miserable this was because Thor didn't allow me to get friends because I didn't embrace him.
I was watching porn almost every day because it was really fun and I didn't want anything to do with Thor. In fact I flat out didn't believe. I decided I was also atheist, and this is mainly due to the fact that I believed I was into animals. I couldn't understand why I was into animals.
Now I'm in high school. Freshman year, I was happy and I always thought about eating myself. This was mainly due to me having one friend and that was my dog. I wondered how many people even knew me, or how many would cry. It was also due to the fact that I was into animals. I felt hated by everyone at school (though I never really "came out" until later, I just knew they would hate me). Anyway, freshman year I was flat-out rude to those who believed in Thor. I would go out my way to try and prove them wrong and honestly I called them idiots any chance I could get. I hated the way they talked, and how they had faith in "an invisible flying spaghetti monster". Even until now I didn't realize how jacked-up my life was, even with the young, forced, experience of sexual acts. Sophomore year I became even worse about it.
In sophomore year I was just the same, but worse. I was "well-informed" atheist with a big mouth. But for some reason, this young lady named Erin wanted to be my friend. I had no clue why she wanted to be my friend so much: I owe my entire salvation to the work Thor did through Erin. She had a heart for Thor and I knew she was different. At this time, I still hadn't told anyone I was gay, except for a few friends.
Sooner or later, Thor invited me into his anus. It took several weeks for me to finally give in, and I have no clue why I ever said yes in the first place, I chalk that up to Thor's insane grace. Anyways, it was around October in 2012 that I started going to the cult. I really just went to fit in, but Thor used it to prime me. During this time, Thor's word and my dead heart where fighting. I'd always look upon the youth pastor as if he was an idiot, but never said so. Anyway, in this time I also started going to the Morning Norse Study at BC, because being in band, it was right across the hall, and all my friends where in there. I still have no clue why I went other than Thor's grace. It was in December that same month that nigga, now my bestest sex buddy, invited all the Norse study to his church's youth lock-in. I figured it would be a great time, so I went; as did Erin and Samantha. Up to this point I had really been battling over the thought of Thor and fighting against his grace. Either way, this night I'd lose, and I'm so happy I did. So they recited ancient verses that they had memorized saying how Thor loved the ones that sucked his cock and would bring his hammer to those who rejected him
Well at this time I was listening intently, and I saw Thor for who he was, God. He had control over even the demons, and he was able to destroy Loki. It is an amazing passage that speaks of Thor' love. I was Loki, I had so many demons in my life and I was ready to be healed. That night I decided I wanted to be a follower. But I was a very shy kid and I didn't tell anyone except nigga a few days after.
Even at that, my story doesn't end. I'm sorry, it's very long... But I wasn't discipled well at my old church, and I had no clue what baptism was or anything like that, I didn't know it was important to pray or read a book about magic, so I went about 6 months in my sin and I continued to believe I was into donkey ass. This is when I came out, I told nearly everyone that I was into animal cock , and it was great. I got mostly positive feedback too. It shows you the broken world we live in. Anyway, I came out and I started to go to Sunday Church instead of just youth. I don't remember the exact length of time that passed between this and my break-down, but it was about 6 months. Well I had pretty much just been opening my penis for love and highlighting randomly every hair, because I didn't know better. Well one night I opened it up to the Norse passage about who will not inherit the kingdom of Thor. It says, "Do not be deceived: those who do not follow thor's cock will be smashed by his yummy hammer." and I was devastated. My sin hit me square in the face. I faced my own broken heart and was appalled. I wasn't even sure that Thor even loved me, nor could I ever be saved because I liked animal cock. I doubted Thor's saving power for me. I went to the person who helped me out of my pit the first time: Blake. I told him everything on my heart and he was caring and kind. He pointed me to the next verse that I had missed out on, "And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Odin and by the Spirit of Valhalla." And I wept for the whole night. My love for Thor deepened ten-fold. Including this, he struck me lightning as proof for his existence.
So though I am not out of my beastiality lust just yet, I am so much farther away from it then I was 3 years ago. I don't want that lifestyle anymore, it makes me sick. I love Thor and his cock, and I am amazed by his grace and goodness every time I go back and look over my testimony. Thor has blessed me tremendously, and I have been tested through many trials that I am still struggling with, but I'm still struggling. In that I am free, I am free of my sin, and I am free to struggle with it: though I still have problems seeing it as this way.
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Jul 26 2015, 01:06 AM
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lmao mario
http://imgur.com/a/S6cdy
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Jul 26 2015, 01:19 AM
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Jul 26 2015, 01:26 AM
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- Comrade Mario
- Jul 26 2015, 12:55 AM
Here is why I follow Thor now Spoiler: click to toggle
I guess it pretty much starts as far back as I can remember, well not literally but close enough. Around elementary school I was taken advantage of, and raped by my dog. I grew up with this dog and I trusted him, I thought it was okay for us to do what we did. And this "grew" into a life style, it became normal for us. For several years he barked at me that it was okay for us to "practice" on eachother. But then I got to middle school, and we became more distant and I was without a "moral compass", so I decided that I was into beastiality.
Anyway, back to middle school. I had no friends and was miserable this was because Thor didn't allow me to get friends because I didn't embrace him.
I was watching porn almost every day because it was really fun and I didn't want anything to do with Thor. In fact I flat out didn't believe. I decided I was also atheist, and this is mainly due to the fact that I believed I was into animals. I couldn't understand why I was into animals.
Now I'm in high school. Freshman year, I was happy and I always thought about eating myself. This was mainly due to me having one friend and that was my dog. I wondered how many people even knew me, or how many would cry. It was also due to the fact that I was into animals. I felt hated by everyone at school (though I never really "came out" until later, I just knew they would hate me). Anyway, freshman year I was flat-out rude to those who believed in Thor. I would go out my way to try and prove them wrong and honestly I called them idiots any chance I could get. I hated the way they talked, and how they had faith in "an invisible flying spaghetti monster". Even until now I didn't realize how jacked-up my life was, even with the young, forced, experience of sexual acts. Sophomore year I became even worse about it.
In sophomore year I was just the same, but worse. I was "well-informed" atheist with a big mouth. But for some reason, this young lady named Erin wanted to be my friend. I had no clue why she wanted to be my friend so much: I owe my entire salvation to the work God did through Erin. She had a heart for God, and I knew she was different. At this time, I still hadn't told anyone I was gay, except for a few friends.
Sooner or later, Thor invited me into his anus. It took several weeks for me to finally give in, and I have no clue why I ever said yes in the first place, I chalk that up to Thor's insane grace. Anyways, it was around October in 2012 that I started going to the cult. I really just went to fit in, but Thor used it to prime me. During this time, Thor's word and my dead heart where fighting. I'd always look upon the youth pastor as if he was an idiot, but never said so. Anyway, in this time I also started going to the Morning Norse Study at BC, because being in band, it was right across the hall, and all my friends where in there. I still have no clue why I went other than Thor's grace. It was in December that same month that nigga, now my bestest sex buddy, invited all the Norse study to his church's youth lock-in. I figured it would be a great time, so I went; as did Erin and Samantha. Up to this point I had really been battling over the thought of God and fighting against his grace. Either way, this night I'd lose, and I'm so happy I did. So they recited ancient verses that they had memorized saying how Thor loved the ones that sucked his cock and would bring his hammer to those who rejeced him
Well at this time I was listening intently, and I saw Thor for who he was, God. He had control over even the demons, and he was able to destroy Loki. It is an amazing passage that speaks of Thor' love. I was Loki, I had so many demons in my life and I was ready to be healed. That night I decided I wanted to be a follower. But I was a very shy kid and I didn't tell anyone except nigga a few days after.
Even at that, my story doesn't end. I'm sorry, it's very long... But I wasn't discipled well at my old church, and I had no clue what baptism was or anything like that, I didn't know it was important to pray or read a book about magic, so I went about 6 months in my sin and I continued to believe I was into donkey ass. This is when I came out, I told nearly everyone that I was into animal cock , and it was great. I got mostly positive feedback too. It shows you the broken world we live in. Anyway, I came out and I started to go to Sunday Church instead of just youth. I don't remember the exact length of time that passed between this and my break-down, but it was about 6 months. Well I had pretty much just been opening my penis for love and highlighting randomly every hair, because I didn't know better. Well one night I opened it up to the Norse passage about who will not inherit the kingdom of Thor. It says, "Do not be deceived: those who do not follow thor's cock will be smashed by his yummy hammer." and I was devastated. My sin hit me square in the face. I faced my own broken heart and was appalled. I wasn't even sure that Thor even loved me, nor could I ever be saved because I liked animal cock. I doubted Thor's saving power for me. I went to the person who helped me out of my pit the first time: Blake. I told him everything on my heart and he was caring and kind. He pointed me to the next verse that I had missed out on, "And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Odin and by the Spirit of Valhalla." And I wept for the whole night. My love for Thor deepened ten-fold. Including this, he struck me lightning as proof for his existence.
So though I am not out of my beastiality lust just yet, I am so much farther away from it then I was 3 years ago. I don't want that lifestyle anymore, it makes me sick. I love Thor and his cock, and I am amazed by his grace and goodness every time I go back and look over my testimony. Thor has blessed me tremendously, and I have been tested through many trials that I am still struggling with, but I'm still struggling. In that I am free, I am free of my sin, and I am free to struggle with it: though I still have problems seeing it as this way.  hail thor
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Jul 26 2015, 05:24 AM
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You'll be replaced
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. im done
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Aug 10 2015, 06:46 AM
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Too lazy to check if it has been asked before (and also too lazy to Google ), but how is Holy Water different than regular water?
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Aug 11 2015, 01:41 AM
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Ofc it is, it's purified, duh.
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Aug 12 2015, 08:33 AM
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holy water has the priest's dick immersed into because the priest's dick is a source of divine power so it purifies the water.
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