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Topic Started: May 8 2015, 02:44 PM (243 Views)
LadySylvanas
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I have been a Pastafarian for a while, and Reque is very knowledgeable as well. We want to answer any and all of your questions concerning the flying spaghetti monster and beliefs of Pastafarianism: Who the Flying Spaghetti Monster is, why global warming exists, who Pirates are, what is the nature of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, why the meatballs had to die, and is the recipe accurate, what does the recipe say, etc.

We want you to be comfortable with talking about Pastafarianism. We will not try to argue or assert our beliefs upon you, we will just state them. Anything you want to ask, we will answer without judgement. If we don't hold up to our promises here, I am sorry.
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I'd like to reiterate that this is not a debate. We're here to clarify our beliefs and share them with anyone who cares to read about them. We are not set out to prove or disprove anything.
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My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me cancer anyway.

Your thoughts on this?
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May 8 2015, 02:51 PM
My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me cancer anyway.

Your thoughts on this?


It is written in Ravioli Text that, the Flying Spaghetti Monster had freed your father from his pain. You must trust the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for it is always correct.
Edited by LadySylvanas, May 8 2015, 02:56 PM.
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Every major religion in the world has people that wear goofy fucking hats. How can I take your church seriously if your heads are naked?
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Heyward
May 8 2015, 03:01 PM
Every major religion in the world has people that wear goofy fucking hats. How can I take your church seriously if your heads are naked?
This video can explain it better than either of us can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXski1soj1s
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Fathers, please relinquish me from my sins. I have molested a toddler after I pronounced us married. The prophet, King Jason, said it was alright because it was a bond between a male and female. How do I deal with this?
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Cirno
May 8 2015, 03:02 PM
Heyward
May 8 2015, 03:01 PM
Every major religion in the world has people that wear goofy fucking hats. How can I take your church seriously if your heads are naked?
This video can explain it better than either of us can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXski1soj1s
Why aren't there any noodles in that tub? This seems pretty contradictory.
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May 8 2015, 03:07 PM
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May 8 2015, 03:02 PM
Heyward
May 8 2015, 03:01 PM
Every major religion in the world has people that wear goofy fucking hats. How can I take your church seriously if your heads are naked?
This video can explain it better than either of us can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXski1soj1s
Why aren't there any noodles in that tub? This seems pretty contradictory.

You aren't supposed to notice that. The Flying Spaghetti Monster did not intend for you to notice.
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Fathers, please relinquish me from my sins. I have molested a toddler after I pronounced us married. The prophet, King Jason, said it was alright because it was a bond between a male and female. How do I deal with this?


Was she Pastized?





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