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marill ama, please bring your own peanuts
Topic Started: May 26 2015, 02:57 AM (315 Views)
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hi im marill here is my ama, no outside foods bring your own peanuts, enjoy the show.
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hey what do u think arfe the TOP 5 SEXIEST pokemon and why?? dude
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lets talk about our top 5 sexiest pokemon

5. Durant- I can imagine his little metal body running down my dickhole, if hes that small. If not he can just pinser my dick while im trying to cum.
4. Muk- Muk likes to get down and dirty. his dirty talk would be amazing, and then he fucks you mindlessly. but he might not have a dick and you could get a disease. Worth it imo.
3.Carvanha: I like the fangs of sharks piercing my manhood when I'm about to orgasm, his "Rough Skin" gives me greater pleasure than you can imagine. If he can evolve mid "battle", he might ruin the orgasm by ripping the dick. Which is a minus.
2. Lumineon- ... The way he can lick an asshole is breathtaking

1. is CELEBI!

Celebi is simply the winner in this situation. I can garuntee any of you boys OR girls (Since it is genderless thus the ultimate fuck partner) would cum in an instant just due to its looks. Celebi has those tiny feet and huge jugs. Its hair is very nice and its eyes are captivating and make me really want to fuck it harder. Celebi knows how to use hypnosis to create fucking brianless zombies. Lastly, but certainly not least, Celebi shiny is H O T.

Honorable mentions: Trapinch, Diggersby
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wow. what about top 5 ugly pokemon and why
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why arfent they sexy?
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You'll be replaced

Questions:

Who is the best streamer in ur opinion rn?

Is it true that black people play lucian better?

what is it about diggersby that you LOVE?

do you do it?
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righto , top 5 ugliest.


5. Klefki: ugly, has a big fat nose. Flat chested, has terrible trend sense. Klefki has troubles getting it up.
4. sneasel: anyone who loves this big eared freak deserves to get dicks chopped off. sneasel swears during sex, totally killing my boner. Cuddling is ok.
3. Cherubi: i havent met a cherubi i like. They are all discusting slobs. one time, i was fucking one in the ass. i pulled out and my dick was covered in cheetos.
2. thunderus: WONT LET ME TAKE A RIDE ON HIS CLOUD. besides, i dont want to get electrocuted by my love partner. hes got nice abs, but im 100% sure they are fake.
and the number one is...

CUBONE!
Cubone, where do i start. first off, nothing about his body type is desirable. contrary to popular belief his bone isnt made of penis meat, its just BONE. i thought i was getting 10 feet of hard bone up my ass but he wont even stick it up me! instead, he opts to use his tiny little toothpick cock. his shrimp dick is the worst experience ive ever had fucking a pokemon, and ive fucked cherubi. no jugs, no love. he wont look me in the eyes during love. he just keeps crying about his mommy or some shit. take off the fucking mask AND GIVE ME SEX LIKE I DESERVE.

unhonorable mentions: noctowl, gardevoir
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top 5 pokemon with nice bodys
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whe nis the next tip of the day
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top 5 pokemon that you thought would be good sex partners but weren't
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