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Diary Room
Topic Started: Nov 5 2016, 01:26:23 AM (602 Views)
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This is your Diary Room! Use it to express your thoughts, share your strategy, and generally have a safe place to talk through everything concerning your game. Make sure to say it REALLY LOUD too so everyone at home can hear you.

The spectators will be able to view your posts here and ask you questions, but they do not know your identity. Please make at least one post here a day sharing the events of the day, or else production will yell at you "JEREMY, PLEASE GO TO THE GODDAMN DIARY ROOM OR YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT AMERICA'S FAVORITE PLAYER MONEY".
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We will yell whenever we like, old man! And you better watch out, because if you keep it up you're dead, just like all the others.

Welcome spoopy friends, we are the children of the corn! We have come here to sweep this house clean. Our ultimate goal is to make corn very scary indeed, and that's what we're here to do. But first! We must kill all the adults in this house. Luckily we are with many, and they are not.
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Well it is a numbers game, and I think you have them outnumbered!
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So we have already approached the dolls for a spoopy alliance - and we didn't notice these pms! It seems like we've been threated by this Pamela Anderson person... we will not take this lightly! Although we will engage Marshmallow Puft Boy further.
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Oh, and about ten Johnnies have already committed suicide because of this fucking song. Thanks for that, Fred-hole.
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Here it is.
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Since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves.
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While exploding, our robot uncicorn transformed into a robot panda.

A truely beautiful sight.
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Here is a new one, specially made for Freddy and his gore fetish.
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So we have managed to reel in stay puft man, now known by his new moniker "stay puft boy". This should be interesting.
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Aren't you supposed to have like a million alliances by now? I bet that marshmallow kid is planning to STAB US IN THE BACK! ALL OF US! We are going to die AARGH!
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OH NO WHY
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Because... Because all our Johnnies are committing mass suicide during this corny unicorn song!
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We think we upset stay puft boy. Maybe we should apologize. Also, third place is almost worse than last place...
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1. Dolls
2. Stay Puft Boy
3. Jeniffer
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Jennifer****
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Diary Room Interview #1

Children, please go to the diary room! And answer these questions unless you wanna get smacked.

1) Did you see that HOH room?
2) What are your alliances so far, and what are their names? (provide hashtags)
3) If you could change any houseguest into a kitchen appliance, what would you change them into?
4) Have any targets emerged for eviction as far as you know?
5) Is this your first rodeo?
6) Do you see the merit in throwing competitions this early, or do you want to win them in order to forge relationships?
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Hi Children! I'm Darth VaderHelmet! I have a few questions for you so we can get to know each other better and unlike some cruel people, I won't smack you I'll just force choke youNot actually gonna happen, bc afaik Darth Helmet has zero force powers.

1. I have paid zero attention to this game until this point, so could you give me a brief summary of what's happened and where you think you stand so far?
2. The elephant in the room: Trump won the election. Do you have any plans on moving to Canada? (or if you already live in canada, could I move in with you?)
3. Do you feel like you are being treated unfairly by not getting a vote for each and every child of the corn?
4. Lastly, if you could change any one thing, what would you change?
Edited by Darth Helmet, Nov 10 2016, 12:43:44 AM.
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Nov 9 2016, 11:36:27 PM
Diary Room Interview #1

Children, please go to the diary room! And answer these questions unless you wanna get smacked.

1) Did you see that HOH room?
2) What are your alliances so far, and what are their names? (provide hashtags)
3) If you could change any houseguest into a kitchen appliance, what would you change them into?
4) Have any targets emerged for eviction as far as you know?
5) Is this your first rodeo?
6) Do you see the merit in throwing competitions this early, or do you want to win them in order to forge relationships?
1. What?
2. Stay puft boy + dolls #coolkidsclub Jeniffer Check #undeadchildren
3. We would totally change christine into a meat grinder. And then put Pamela Voorhees in it.
4. Yeah, that Pamela Voorhees bitch.
5. Yes.
6. We'll have to win! Think of the suicidal Johnnies!
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Nov 10 2016, 12:43:31 AM
Hi Children! I'm Darth VaderHelmet! I have a few questions for you so we can get to know each other better and unlike some cruel people, I won't smack you I'll just force choke youNot actually gonna happen, bc afaik Darth Helmet has zero force powers.

1. I have paid zero attention to this game until this point, so could you give me a brief summary of what's happened and where you think you stand so far?
2. The elephant in the room: Trump won the election. Do you have any plans on moving to Canada? (or if you already live in canada, could I move in with you?)
3. Do you feel like you are being treated unfairly by not getting a vote for each and every child of the corn?
4. Lastly, if you could change any one thing, what would you change?
1. We had one HoH challenge, we were third, Hash slining slasher won, and he's now picking out his victim. We're doing pretty okay, we think.
2. We're European ;)
3. Living conditions are very cramped! Luckily we have a very large room, but it's still not large enough... There are thousand of tents outside!
4. We would change positions with this old fucker Jigsaw here, see how he likes it.
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