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Diary Room
Topic Started: Nov 5 2016, 01:26:58 AM (376 Views)
Jigsaw
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This is your Diary Room! Use it to express your thoughts, share your strategy, and generally have a safe place to talk through everything concerning your game. Make sure to say it REALLY LOUD too so everyone at home can hear you.

The spectators will be able to view your posts here and ask you questions, but they do not know your identity. Please make at least one post here a day sharing the events of the day, or else production will yell at you "JEREMY, PLEASE GO TO THE GODDAMN DIARY ROOM OR YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT AMERICA'S FAVORITE PLAYER MONEY".
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Hannibal Lecter
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Hi, uh, millions of followers.

Come ask me questions.

Make sure you get your face very close to mine... I, uh, don't hear well.

@mods, any way I can change the font from white on black to something less soul-crushing? It hurts my eyes and makes me want to eat faces again (I promised myself I wouldn't). Or is that part of the game?
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Hannibal Lecter
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Good news, I see some appetizing faces among my fellow houseguests.

Bad news, I can't load this first HoH game at work (blocked? internet too slow? who knows) so almost certainly won't submit a score.

Good news, it'll all come down to my diplomacy, and nothing screams "likeable" like a metal facemask.
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Dale
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...Was I supposed to bring a title?
What is your favorite kind of lotion?

I feel white would be the least soul crushing of potential colors here.
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Jigsaw
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Who have you made the strongest connections with so far?
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Hannibal Lecter
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IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

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Sorry, I, uh, blacked out for a minute, I missed that, what was the question?
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Jigsaw
Nov 8 2016, 12:05:41 PM
Who have you made the strongest connections with so far?
Who knows, I'm basically just PMing everyone, or responding to PMs I get. Really I started doing that before I realized there was an open thread. Because I'm dumb.

I don't know, Megan Fox I guess? Ms. Voorhees, maybe? No one in particular.

If you're waiting for the hubristically-tempting-fate money shot of "I'm good, I've got X, Y, Z as all solid friends, I'm not going ANYWHERE" you'll have to wait. I never know what's going on.
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Killer Klown
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Do you prefer living with people, animal, or neither?
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Jigsaw
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You're no fun, watching people act like they know what's going on before getting swiftly blindsided is the best part!
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Dale
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...Was I supposed to bring a title?
This isn't my first rodeo
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Patrick Bateman
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Into Murders And Executions, Mostly
Do you like Phil Collins?
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Hannibal Lecter
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Oh shit all of America really is here to pepper me with questions. Imma up my game I guess.
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Hannibal Lecter
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Oh shit all of America really is here to pepper me with questions. Imma up my game I guess.
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Imhotep
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No, I don't think pepper would really improve your flavor
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Mrs. Jensen
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...And To All A Goodnight
Do you know what's going off though?
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Hannibal Lecter
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Oh, America.
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Hannibal Lecter
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My veto choices, in order, are:

Christine,
Stay Puft,
Beetlejuice
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Jigsaw
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Diary Room Interview #1

Hannibal, please go to the diary room! And answer these questions unless you wanna get smacked.

1) Did you see that HOH room?
2) What are your alliances so far, and what are their names? (provide hashtags)
3) If you could change any houseguest into a kitchen appliance, what would you change them into?
4) Have any targets emerged for eviction as far as you know?
5) Is this your first rodeo?
6) Do you see the merit in throwing competitions this early, or do you want to win them in order to forge relationships?
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Hi Hannibal! I'm Darth VaderHelmet! I have a few questions for you so we can get to know each other better and unlike some cruel people, I won't smack you I'll just force choke youNot actually gonna happen, bc afaik Darth Helmet has zero force powers.

1. I have paid zero attention to this game until this point, so could you give me a brief summary of what's happened and where you think you stand so far?
2. The elephant in the room: Trump won the election. Do you have any plans on moving to Canada? (or if you already live in canada, could I move in with you?)
3. Have you ever considered modeling yourself after Darth Vader and getting a mask that covers your entire face? A recent study by Jonathan Emberlene of USC has shown that masks that cover the entire face increase the popularity of the wearer by 16.7%!
4. Lastly, if you could change any one thing, what would you change?
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Hannibal Lecter
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1- I think I'm in... okay? ... shape, I guess? I've been PMing most of the players and am trying to stay cordial. My basic plan is to not be a political try-hard and more or less likeable. I'm ordinarilly not very good at these types of games.
2- Yeah I don't know what to tell you about that. FWIW I'm an american and work for the government, but often overseas. So I guess the question is, which is more important for me-- not working for a trump administration, or not living in a trump administration?
3- Haven't considered it. Maybe if you could take this mask off me real quick I'll go shopping for a new one. Remember to get close to my face when you do that though, I'm hard of hearing.
4- I would give myself teleportation powers. Is that relevant?
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