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Diary Room
Topic Started: Nov 5 2016, 01:27:53 AM (558 Views)
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This is your Diary Room! Use it to express your thoughts, share your strategy, and generally have a safe place to talk through everything concerning your game. Make sure to say it REALLY LOUD too so everyone at home can hear you.

The spectators will be able to view your posts here and ask you questions, but they do not know your identity. Please make at least one post here a day sharing the events of the day, or else production will yell at you "JEREMY, PLEASE GO TO THE GODDAMN DIARY ROOM OR YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT AMERICA'S FAVORITE PLAYER MONEY".
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KAWAZUU IS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM
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But like Julie Chen always says "sorry I've got nothing for you except my daily human sacrifice breakfast. I feast on baby bones and the tears of basic pumpkin spice latte ugg wearing bitches"
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that is really butts

also i cheated and found the youtube link then downloaded the audio and opened it in audacity to find the break in the wavelengths so i didnt have to listen for an hour
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In today's news:

Christine is freaking out over Pam nominating her and I'm secretly wondering why Pam isn't talking to me much. Part of me thinks we are both going up on the block.

Children is sending Jen cryptic messages about overthrowing something. Jen is confused. I am confused. I think children needs to go soon. He's a loose cannon.
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dear diary,

this game fucking sucks as far as strategy goes

nobody is fucking talking strategy and when i bring up strategy it's like "oh yeah!! deff!!!!!! i want to work with you whatever it takes papa!!!!"

so either

1) everyone here fucking sucks at social games and im the only person making any sort of plays

2) i somehow was unanimously decided to be the one everyone stonewalls and im fucked and have no clue why

i just cannot be arsed to care at this point. hopefully shit picks up soon.

sorry for being defeatist. checking into this game is kind of a drag right now.

Pamela was like "I want to nominate Christine" and I was like PLEASE GOD CHRISTINE IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH A SINGLE SEMBLANCE OF STRATEGY IN HER BRAIN AND SHE KEEPS ME SANE DON'T DO THAT (paraphrasing) and Christine was like "then you name the nominees"

i think if i win HoH ill just do something stupid like nominate Jennifer & Oogie for no fucking reason because why not
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k let's inject some life into the game!

first off: pam called christine a cunt. exciting!

second off: i just sent this to pam

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It's a general frustration. I feel like I'm blending into the furniture and I can't really get a single read on what's going on because LOOK AT MY FUCKING PM COUNT:

Sam- 20
Chet- 30
Dolls -57
Hannibal- 36

I literally had more PMs with GODDAMN BRUCE who was 2nd boot and was barely around than all of them and I had MORE PMS WITH GHOSTFACE AND HASH who never really PMed me than both Sam & Chet. It's driving me up a ladder.

So, if you want my opinion, nominate two of those four. I don't give a shit anymore. I have sent them back-to-back PMs trying to get conversation out of them and I get three word responses. It's like screaming at a brick wall.
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Diary Room Interview #3

1) How do you feel about Jennifer after her HOH reign?
2) Do you have long-term plans with anyone so far?
3) What determines who is a target at this point for you personally? What about for the rest of the house?
4) Who would you most like to see go home this week?
5) Rank everyone in the game in terms of how much influence they currently hold in the decision-making of others.
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1) How do you feel about Jennifer after her HOH reign?
- I've always liked jennifer but everyone likes jennifer and that's the problem

2) Do you have long-term plans with anyone so far?
- lol

3) What determines who is a target at this point for you personally? What about for the rest of the house?
- i have no idea because nobody fucking talks

4) Who would you most like to see go home this week?
- me and/or the entire house sans me/pam/christine/jennifer

5) Rank everyone in the game in terms of how much influence they currently hold in the decision-making of others.
- no clue, because lol communicating
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me: *pours out heartfelt PM to Christine about how I like her and want to work together*

Christine:
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wouldn't push her too much. From my confrontation with her, I've learned she's explosive and unpredictable. Jenn said she might go for a more strategic route and not put me in to get someone else out, but I don't buy it.

I'm more worried she'll put 2 other people in, have me as alternate, and then win veto/talk whoever wins vetoing who she wants and then I'm locked in for sure.

Idk. I saw her name and I instantly got a sinking feeling. It's just kind of put me in a funk.
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THANKS CHRISTINE

ARE YOU LITERALLY A FUCKING CAR INSTEAD OF A HUMAN BEING
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Jen to me: "Children have been sending me weird messages in the past half hour about plotting and overthrowing"
Me: "no wtf that's weird"

Me to Christine: "Do you know what Children are planning? jen said blah blah blah blah"
Christine: "no wtf that's weird"

*1 hour later*

Christine: "so I just asked Jennifer if she's heard from Children and she said no and said nobody not even you (mentioned you specifically) have heard from them"
Me: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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i am grasping at straws trying to make this interesting someone throw me a fucking bone
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We very much appreciate it <3
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the dolls is signing everything as "we" instead of "i" and it might be worse than xof's empress post restriction

hannibal doesn't know what a fucking PM is

beetlejuice thinks "7 seconds off!! Damn!" is an acceptable PM when the last thing we talked about was how he was gonna give me a lengthy writeup on his thoughts on people in the game

oogie is ???? I dont even know. not trying anymore apparently bc he started strong

children of the corn is legitimately the creepiest fucking person ive ever played with

chet shows up once every 72 hours to go "ayyyy lmao" and leave

sam has sent me 8 PMs.

pamela is off the deep end and called christine a cunt

someone kill me


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i figured it out

this isn't Big Brother

this is The Pickup Artist

im here with a bunch of neckbeards arent i
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i did it. i squeezed something interesting out of the game

Christine
 

You want to talk long term strategy?

I'm down to talk long term strategy.


Me
 
Okay, let's do it. Vroom vroom.

If it's not that, what is it?

What's the long term strategy?


Christine
 
I don't think that's it, because Jenn and I are supposed to be allied. Now, the last few days, she's been kind of different than before, but I knew she was busy and as HoH was getting a ton of PMs. Now, she had originally talked about if the Children got vetoed, she would put Pam up because of the shit stirring pam had done and pam was still gunning for me. Out of the blue she puts Hannibal up. She's been kind of weird since then, and it just seems like she's forcing conversation. I didn't read anything into it until she completely contradicted what you've been saying. Now I've had a long running theory that the Children are working with pam, and I'm concerned that they got Jenn involved too.

At this point, I don't if I can trust Jenn. Like, everything in me wants to call her out on getting messaged by the children, but I won't so she doesn't get pissed at you. But I can't see any universe in which someone who is supposed to be in an alliance/group/ whatever would just lie about info like that.


Me
 
Okay. I hear you. Why would Jen tell me and not her, though? I'm supposed to be allied with Jen, too, but I thought she was cool with you. If she's really working with Corny why would she tell me "WTF is corny talking about??" and tell you "idk havent heard from him". It's two separate lies that aren't the truth. It makes no sense. It's weird play.

I've had a theory that Pam/Children are working together for awhile too. And I think I forced their hand last round because I got Pam to tell me she'd vote with me before I played the veto because I was kinda spazzing out at her about stuff, and then guilted Children into voting with me after the veto because I had saved them. I think they were both working with Hash.

I love Jenn. She's great. But moreso than what you're talking about -- I'm worried because Jennifer ALWAYS seems to know what's going on and who thinks what. She knew Sam/Hash were really close before nominations were even decided. She has always heard from everybody and knows where their head is at when nobody else does. I'll be like, "I haven't heard from so-and-so in a few days!" and she can tell me what they had for breakfast that morning! It's always made me a little curious because it seems like she's in the best position in the game and everybody loves her and she can basically have her pick of what to do.

I've kind of just ignored it though because, yeah, she is one of the only people actually talking to me regularly. But I totally get your vibe. I'm going to start picking at Children to see if I can expose anything about what's going on. Last round, Pamela said she wanted to vote Children over Hash, then when I pressed her, immediately flipped and changed her mind. It could've been a cover/ruse.

My theory is now that Jen nominated Hannibal so she didn't rock the boat between you and Pamela. She didn't want to be forced to take a side. Children have been talking about "shaking up" and "overthrowing" things since the fucking first HoH. I don't think they are very good at this game and I think they think #BigMoves is just the way to play. But I think it's possible they've offered an olive branch to Pamela. Because after I veto'd Children, they didn't even PM me to say thanks... but they PMed Pamela saying "I won't let Stay Puft down!" and she informed me of that. There's definitely something there, you're not crazy. I don't know how involved Jennifer is in whatever Pam/Corny are doing, but I know she's doing her best to stay truly neutral to wait and pick her moment to take a side.


Christine
 
I think Jenn has promised her allegiance to several people, and that worries me. She could flip on whoever and not face too many repercussions. And it's funny, I get a completely different story from her. Sometimes she knows what's going on, other times she doesn't. I think she's put herself in a position where she could possibly control the game, because I mean, who doesn't like her?

I agree with your theory about why she didn't put Pamela up. I'm wondering how she kept Pam happy with not putting me up,,

Truth be told, I'm feeling like she never really had my back, and just placated me since we talked A LOT (almost 800 msgs) and we clicked really well on a personal level. And she knew this was my first game like this, so I guess I was easy to play. Just kind of sucks finding out she has been as up front with me as I have with her.

I'm loyal as hell to those who are loyal to me, and it always stings when I'm wrong. I guess that's this game though.


Me
 
I dunno -- were you and Pam both not kinda like "eh whatever" for a bit?? You both let her do it and she didn't really face any blowback on it. It's why I finally said "fuck it" when she nominated Corny after I said "Hey uh there's a lot of people who would ACTUALLY VOTE CORNY and I thought you said we would get rid of Hash". She nominated him anyway, so I veto'd her. I'm sure she played it off to Hannibal like she nominated him because there was no way he would go home. She probably made him feel like he was the pawn meant to send Hash home.

She's absolutely got a bunch of deals going on but the problem is there's TOO MUCH DEAD WEIGHT. People like Sam, Hannibal, Chet, Corny, Dolls, and even Oogie don't seem like they'd be particularly aware that they were being lied to or manipulated. I think they would all probably end up throwing their game to Jennifer and handing her the win. And Jennifer is smart enough to realize that people like me, you, and Pam are the roadblocks because we're not moonfaced morons worshipping the ground she's walking on. (not that everyone I listed fits that moniker, but it's not hard to figure out who I'm referencing)

That's the issue. Even if you and I thought and prayed and decided OKAY SHE HAS TO GO BECAUSE WE CAN'T TRUST HER, there's no conceivable scenario where we get to do that without crossing several other names off the list first. Meanwhile, Jennifer can basically decide to flip the switch at any point and everyone will start marching to her tune. Jennifer has a lot of power but I don't know what the hell you or I could do about it. Only workable scenario would be a shocking backdoor but even then I think we need like... 3 more eliminations, maybe even 5 before we could conceivably have a group of people where you and I could produce a majority to stop it. That's why this game is so frustrating. There's sooooo much dead weight laying around that won't play strategically.

jesus, EIGHT HUNDRED messages?

The most I have is 257 with you, 250 with Jen.

And... I am really putting myself out there now. There's a part of me worried that you could now take everything I said and turn it over and then I'd be fucked and you'd earn yourself some good social standing with Jennifer And The Crew. And that's probably true. But in these games I'm here to make it to the end, not to play to give someone else the easy pathway to victory, and I feel like not saying all of this would be doing exactly that for Jennifer.

*DISCLAIMER: all of the above is theoretical and under the pretense that Jennifer is in fact doing all the things you and I think she's doing.
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okay well children just sent this to christine saying they wanted to send it to pam

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Okay so this is dedicated to Pamela.

Dear Pamela, we have set up a thousand little traps with our thousand little hands and our thousand little knives. We hope you fall into these little traps and then itty bitty slowly DIE. Don't worry, you'll won't be alone, you'll have a thousand little eyes watching you. While you're dying we'll roast you over a fire, of course. So you'll be nice and crispy. You'll have a thousand little mouths to feed! So after you've fed a thousand little mouths, we'll throw away your thousand little bones, and take a thousand little shits. Throwing 'em on a pile, Pamela. 'Cause we gon' celebrate. Light it on fire. Big pile of shit. On fire. That's you, Pamela. Oh, and your soul burning in hell with your son Jason of course. Anyway, that shit is on fire. And the house too. Maybe we should've thought about this better. Okay so the house burned down. What now? That's it, Pamela. That's your legacy. You're a big pile of shit that left a bunch of people homeless. Yeah, there's no satisfaction. Because you deserve none, Pamela.
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i didn't even know children was literate
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i leaked the PM to Pam

i am playing so fucking hard here to save Christine and Pam knows it. I made up a b/s argument about how "eliminating Christine eliminates a source of information for us, the unknown inactives are scarier, nominate them instead". We'll see if she buys it.
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I am JUUUUUUUUUUUUUST about ready to tell Jen to veto Christine and let Pam put me up in her place. Pam is off her fucking rocker and if she draws first blood against me, I have righteous reasoning to go hard in the paint to get her eliminated later.
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