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| The Diabolical Shame That Is The Human Centipede; An Opinionated Synopsis by Jennifer Check | |
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 28 2016, 10:53:21 PM Post #1 |
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*ahem* The Human Centipede begins with an IFC Logo strewn across the screen. It flashes before our eyes. The camera opens on a high way, it slowly pans and gives a sort of 80s in the modern day sort of feel. The names of the actors in the film pop out on the screen. They remind us a time when we were actually happy in life, much like the main characters in this fucking movie. The camera curves to the left, revealing a footpath. The camera follows this footpath. On said path there is nothing. Oh wait, A fucking silver car. What? Who the fuck is this Asian dude? No he’s not Asian, what the hell is wrong with me. He looks like an old German Man. He has aviators on and looks like an old man from out in the 80s. He holds a photo and strokes it. It is of 3 dogs in a Dog Centipede. Jesus Mother Loving Henry. That is the weirdest fetish, dude. He gets out of the car as a transport truck pulls up. The driver walks into a set of bushes to take a dump. He shits. The german doctor goes into the bushes and he pulls out a fucking gun? What the hell are you doing man? He aims the gun and the camera changes to a new scene as a gun shot rings out. Edited by Jennifer Check, Nov 28 2016, 11:03:54 PM.
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 29 2016, 10:45:22 PM Post #21 |
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I shall begin the second film shortly. |
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 29 2016, 11:51:50 PM Post #22 |
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A warning flashes on the screen. It tells me that this film will be graphic, violent, and full of weird sex shit. Aw come the fuck on, what the fuck am I about to watch. I’ve heard this one is like 100 times worse in terms of awfulness than the first. God damn it. “For mature audiences only” Bullshit, this should not be viewed by anyone. The IFC logo flashes yet again. A glimmer of hope where there is none that exists. The final scene of the first film is shown in black in white. The back girl dying slowly, slipping into death. The middle girl crying. She is lost. What will she do and where will she go? The black and white signals a flashback, as if we’re now in the future and looking back. I do not believe there will be any extension of this scene from the first film. Some fukt up shit tho bro. The camera pans upwards as in the film. The camera jumps back. We are still in black and white, but watching the film on a monitor. The credits roll in the film. We are watching the first film within the second film holy fuck WHAT IS THIS META SHIT?! The camera pans and it fucking reveals a super odd, creepy looking dude. He is creeping me the fuck out what the fuck what the fuck. He is enjoying this film, he stares intently. He wipes his nose as he sneezes, an almost calculated action, like he’s had practice for some fucking reason. The camera then pulls out through a small window, staring at this man as he slowly turns. His beady eyes bulge out of his head behind a pair of rounded thin glasses. He is balding. He looks … british. He is clearly an attendant in a parking garage, and he is at work. Seems like his job isn’t cumbersome if he can sit and watch filth like this all day long. Hmph. Edited by Jennifer Check, Nov 29 2016, 11:53:15 PM.
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 30 2016, 12:21:00 AM Post #23 |
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The camera now shows from the inside looking out of the parking garage. It is raining. It is a dark and stormy night. God fucking DAMN IT. The camera shows the man again, he is intently staring at the security camera videos. He notices a couple fighting. He is very curious. He looks worried. The couple are swearing very loudly. The man grabs a crow bar and begins to make his way towards where the couple is fighting. When he gets there he still looks super fucking creeptastic. He stares at them and the boy in the couple tells him to fuck off. He looks pissed and serious, but not overly so. They are both creeped out (the couple). He calls the man a midget, now it is too far. The boy continues to utter insults in the man’s face, until… BAM, a gun shot rings out and we see the man pull the trigger to a gun and hits the boy in his foot. The boy falls back, screaming. The girl is srcreaming until she is shot by the man! She continues to scream and cry on the ground. The boy gets the worst punishment yet as the man bashes his skull in with that crowbar. We see the boys face as the crowbar lands its blow, pushing more and more blood to be strewn across this boy’s face. He is dead. The woman begs for her life. The man looks intently at her with the crowbar and slowly makes his way over. She begs. He stands over her. He is violent. He smiles at her as he brings down the crowbar on her head. She is dead too. The man begins the cough and heads for a stairwell. He finishes coughing and heads downstairs, where he gets into a cargo van, black, a bit older and very british looking. He drives to where the bodies are, obviously he knows what he is doing. He rolls over the womans body and picks her pockets. He unravels some duct tape and ties her hands together. Maybe she is still alive. He may be kidnapping her. He opens the back of the van to reveal yet another man bound and gagged in the back. He coughs again and the scene changes to him in his weird office. He is rewinding the first film. He brings out a scrap book with the dvd cover of the human centipede taped to the front. He has pictures from the film with his own notes and cutouts from magazines. He is obsessed with the stars of the film. This is obviously a very special film to him. He fantasizes about this shit. What the fuck. He is fucked. He sees a man on the camera at some parking ticket machines. The man yells into the camera and the creepy dude just watches on the security monitors. The scene ends. |
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 30 2016, 12:53:27 AM Post #24 |
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We now see the woman from the couple (hence forth known as Julie) and a random man in the back of the van. The van is driving down a rainy street into a back alleyish area. It seems to be at a door to a small warehouse. A To Let sign in on the outside of the place. The creep and an old man walk in to the place. The old man is showing it and the creep is interested. He wants a fucking kill chamber thing. What the fuck. He isn’t like a surgeon or anything so how the fuck does her plan to do this? Dear god mods. The place is spacious yet old. It is creepy in feel, but not a bad warehouse by any means. The creep is excited and aroused. He is staring around and lightly laughing. The old man asks if they can get the leased signed in an imposing way. The creep stands tall and stares at the old man evilly. It is intense. Lighting and thunder crack, the scene changes to the old man on the ground, lying dead. The creep seems to want to keep him alive, but I believe he is the killer in this case. There is blood. The creep coughs again and appears to be having a small panic attack. Well he then goes out to his van and brings all of the people in. He has 4 bodies there in total. Hey look that boy is actually alive! So is the girl! That’s super cool. The creep goes to inspect the girl who is out cold still. He cuts off her top, revealing her black bra underneath. He is staring at her tits now. He starts cutting off her pants and under wear. And completes the job. She is starting to wake, but she is fully nude now. The boy is freaking out and another man in the corner is writhing. The phone rings in his pocket. He answers it and it is some pompous sounding man explaining that a certain star (the Asian man) from the first film is unavailable to meet for an audition, which I assume is fake. This is obvious that this creep wants to add the star to his chain. He is made and grabs his crowbar. He goes and bashes someone’s head in in this anger, but his anger is subdued. The next shot shows a shitty apartment and this creep in bed in the dark, a baby crying in the background. The light turns on and an older woman is coming into the room. The shot changes to the creeps faces, which is flush, and sweaty, but he is asleep. The woman wakes him up and his eyes fucking bulge open. He is not wearing a shirt nor pants. Just some tighty whities barely visible under his very large stomach. This is a gross view. The woman comments that he shit himself again. This is a regular occurrence, oh joy. She yells at him to get up and storms out of the room. She doesn’t wanna deal with his literal shit. He sits up and we get a horrid view of his body, putting him in the worst of lighting possible. This is disturbing without being surreal. She seems upset, yet still emotionless. Emotions are for human beings and I don’t believe I am one anymore. I am a soulless husk of what used to be. He stands up after sitting on the corner of his bed and popping on those sexy glasses of his. Yes. Sexy. I said that. He then walks over to his scrap book, which he sits and begins to riffle through. The front inside cover reads “100% medically accurate”. He looks pleased. He is deriving joy out of this. He is stroking the middle girl’s actress’ picture and now touching his lips and now touching himself. He hears the woman, and quickly shows the book under his mattress. She comes in and begins preparing her hair in a mirror. The creep is slowly getting dressed. But doesn’t he have shit pants? What the fuck? Anyways, he has his work sweater on and walks into the living room. There is an older man there that says hello. This man has a large beard and seems like more of an elderly psychologist. The creep inspects a centipede tank. It’s a tank full of centipedes. He fucking lives them and derives every bit of pleasure out of poking and prodding them. The elderly man nods on in seeming approval. The woman walks in and sits down immediately. The creep turns around as the elderly man signals for him to sit upon the couch. The creep does as such. This is right beside the elderly man. He grabs a medical bag and pulls out a few boxes of drugs and is trying to be friendly but he seems to be kinda talking down to the creep. The woman gets upset a bit and is worried for the creep and his mental state. The psychologist makes up some half cocked excuse that it was based on sexual abuse by the boy’s father. Note that the creep is no boy. The woman defends her husband, the father. She blames the creep for her husband being in prison. Jesus Christ this is fucked up. Wait, the psychologist has his hand on the creep’s thigh? What the fuck is this. The psychologist is trying to sound comforting yet stern. This is weird and now the psychologist is leaving after a moment of silence. This is an awkward scene. He tries to shake the creep’s hand but the creep does nothing. The psychologist pats his head and leaves, calling him a good boy. |
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 30 2016, 01:26:38 AM Post #25 |
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The woman and the creep are sitting at a table eating beans and mash now. The woman says that she has decided to kill them both. Loud shitty music plays from the apartment above. She bangs with a broom. Stomps from up stairs ring out and a knock at their own door is heard. A skinhead looking man comes into the apartment. He looks pissed but curious. The music still blares loudly. The woman blames the creep and the skinhead beings to yell in his face to stop bothering him. He is loud and violent. The woman asks for the skinhead to kill them both. He calls her a c***. He starts to flip tables and then he picks up the creep and pins him to the wall. He yells at him, drops him to the ground and kicks up. He spits upon the creep and calls him the r-word. The scene changes to the creep trying to pee. He pees blood. Fucking wonderful, movie. Wonderful. He is now in his office watching the human centipede. He is taking notes of the medical diagrams in the first film, looking where he needs to cut properly. He is going to fuck everything up oh god no. He is being as precise as he can. He is a good artist and renders to drawings wonderfully. The first movies plays on. Everything in this movie is still black and white. The evil man in the first film says “The human Centipede”. The creep looks excited and strokes his scrapbook. He then notices some people on the security cameras. Victims. He prepares his gun and loads it with bullets. He takes off his coat and warms up. The people from the camera are know shown on screen. They are a more upscale looking couple, who also have a baby with them. They are getting into a car. It is a nice car. The creep waits in hiding with his gun. He pops out and points at the car. He shoots POP POP. The car stops. The creep walks to the car. The man crawls out of the passenger door. The woman and baby are wailing. She is scared and protecting her offspring. The scene changes to the creep comforting the child in his arms. He has taken the child, which doesn’t bode well for the mother. He bashed the father’s head in by the way. Yeah wonderful, I know. Jesus fucking Christ. He comforts the child. The child is not comforted. At all. The child is placed in the front seat of the car, and the door is closed, leaving the child trapped. The creep walks away slowly towards the mother who is trying to crawl away. He sets down his crowbar and begins to cough. He stares at her but then gets out an inhaler. He has asthma. Now better, he grabs the crowbar and walks up to the still crawling woman. He is smiling manically. He is slow. He is over her now. He bashes her head once, blood rushes out. The baby can be heard crying in the car. The creep puts the two in the back of the van. The woman is shown to be pregnant. Oh no. Aw no that’s not good foreshadowing. The camera does a close-up of the creep looking pleased and staring into the screen of the human centipede. He looks aroused and licks his finger. He strokes the screen where the human centipede is displayed. He rips some sandpaper from a sheet of sandpaper. WHAT. WHAT. HE IS MASTURBATING WITH SANDPAPER WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING HE IS CLIMAXING WHAT THE FUCK HE CAME AND HIS EYES ARE ROLLING INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. OH MY GOD. During all of that, two drunk girls walk through the parking garage and see the man in the window. They are laughing and they don’t realize what this is. The scene changes to the warehouse. |
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| Jennifer Check | Nov 30 2016, 01:29:02 AM Post #26 |
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Nope. Done for the night. This is about half of the second essay done. |
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| Hannibal Lecter | Nov 30 2016, 04:24:11 PM Post #27 |
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holy crap these are still going? ha, whatever happens, can we all agree that you got the worst of this challenge? |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 2 2016, 12:33:32 AM Post #28 |
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A woman is lying on the floor, seemingly nude, gagged, blindfolded. The camera passes my multiple people, writhing and trying to get free of their restraints on the warehouse floor. Each and every one of them completely nude. Bare-assed. They all cry. There are 8 people so far. One is still pregnant. She is very pregnant, likely later in the third trimester. The old man starts to cough a bit and then has an asthma attack. He uses his inhaler to calm himself. It succeeds. He looks on intently. He then walks out of the warehouse, shutting all lights off as he leaves. He decides to come back in for a moment and shine his flashlight on these people. We see their faces framed by the flashlight, littering the floor. They all continue to cry. The creep’s phone rings, so he must attend to that. He lets it ring completely, then listens to a voicemail. The voicemail is one of the actresses from the first film’s agent calling to say she is excited for the audition. He smiles. One man on the floor spits his duct tape off, and yells at the creep in what can be hailed as the best acting performance of whatever ungodly year this film came out in. “It’s a FILM. It’s just a film!” Thanks, bro. You’re really gonna talk sense into this creep. We are now exterior as the creep gets in his van and drives off from the warehouse. The scene rapidly changes again to a dark room and someone with a knife. The person with a knife is over a body in a bed, and they begin stabbing and stabbing, only for the light to come on and the stabber to be the creep’s mother stabbing his bed. He is not in it, and he had left a bunch of blankets bunched up. She is caught red handed. He is pissed. She doesn’t really give much of a fuck. He doesn’t either actually. He fucking crawls in bed and now she is just standing over him. He goes to sleep. This is dominant as fuck. A devilish voice rings out in the creep’s head, it’s creepy as fuck. The woman then brings the knife to her wrist and slices. Blood pours out and she looks on with some joy in her eyes. She wants to die. Wait, she’s fincing his scrapbook. He is going through it as she bleeds out. What the shit. She is confused and scared. She doesn’t understand what the fuck this shit is. She is disgusted and she now realizes what movie he has been watching all of the time. She is still bleeding out. She rips the scrap book up. And tosses the pages at the man. He is crying. He is broken. That book was everything to him. He clings to the ripped up pages. He hugs them and mourns for them. He then begins to put on a long white shirt. He is sobbing as he does so, until he pulls himself together. He stares on with strong intent. The man exits his room and goes to see his centipedes. He cries at their tank as they crawl evilly. He cries and he cries, and this man is fucked right up. Then the mother comes in and starts to yell at him again. He takes her head and shoves it over the centipede tank. He holds it there until a centipede latches on to her face and she is screaming. He lets her go and she just cries as the centipede comes off of her face. She seems to be in immense pain, but it didn’t seem that bad? I don’t know. Anyways he grabs a crowbar and then he just fuckin bashes her head in. No mercy and he makes sure this job is completely done. Her head is god damned unrecognizable. Blood spatters the carpet. The creep coughs and has an asthma attack. He uses his puffer. He is now fine. He then drags the body to the dining room where he props it up on to the chair opposite from his normal spot. You can literally see directly through her head, it was that bashed in. We get a full facial view of this masterpiece. Fucking gross. Anyways, the creep sits across from her and enjoys a bit of food. The music then begins to blare in the apartment above. It is the skin head again, playing some fucking shit beat. I don’t know who wouldn’t instantly understand that isn’t okay. It is fucking shit. Jesus Christ. Anyways, the creep then gets angry and stands up. He slowly grabs a broom and bangs on the ceiling. This is knowingly enticing the man above. The skin head comes down and immediately into the apartment. He sees the dead woman and freaks out. The creep shoots him in the leg, and then bashes his head in. He does not kill the man, and he may be another victim for the centipede. The creep collects tools and knives and funnels and tubing and duct tape and fucking everything he can. He grabs every material possible. This looks like he is ready to create his masterpiece. |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 2 2016, 12:52:58 AM Post #29 |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 3 2016, 08:06:29 PM Post #30 |
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I'm out for the night, but when I get back...oh baby there's gonna be some more Human Centipede. |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:07:47 PM Post #31 |
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The scene switches back to his office where he’s watching the damn movie again. It’s a scene for when they shit into each other’s mouths. The creep literally cheers this on. Fuck. Off. He sees a couple fucking in the parking lot. Time to investigate! Oh look it’s a kinda fat dude that says the girl’s pussy looks good. The camera pans to the FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST! Holy shit, he’s now fucking her and smoking a cigarette. He comments that he wishes he could fuck the “retarded boy”. Wow. OKAY. Anyways, the Creep shows up and then shoots the driver who is threatening the boy. The psychologist is seriously getting the most FIERCE blow job I’ve ever seen. The girl runs screaming, and she is shot too. The creep finishes off the driver by bashing his head in. The creep slowly moves to the psychologist who I still fine but staying still. The psychologist greets him happily trying to play it off as okay. He is playing psychologist games! The creep sees through this, but still finds this hard to do. He shoots the psychologist once in the stomach. Then again in the head when he is on the ground. He walks away pissed right the hell off. He is off the god damned deep end. As he’s walking away HE WALKS PAST THE FUCKING BABY THAT HE LOCKED IN THE CAR WHO IS STILL ALIVE. Holy shit. He has an asthma attack. He climbs the stairs anyways. He finds the shot prostitute in the stairwell. He chooses not to bash her head in. Then she of course pepper sprays him. He cowers back and she yells for help. Doesn’t work, we are not seeing the creep in the van and you can hear her screams in the back. She is crying. He goes and collects his human centipede film. He cleans it off and carefully puts it away. He gets a call from the talent agency saying the actress is getting into Heathrow airport very soon. We are now back in his van where there are bodies in the back. The fucking actress is in thr front talking about how she’s excited to audition for a Tarantino film. This van is sketchy, why the fuck did you get in? This man is sketchy too! She blabbers on. The man just coughs. She asks if he has seen the human centipede. He sits quietly looking fucking nuts. She blabs on about how she got massages every night on the set of the first one, and how they took showers before filming. She’s a germaphobe. Cool. It’s the middle girl btw. The unlucky one. Kinda. There is a car parked outside of the warehouse. It’s shitty. She thinks it’s Quentin’s car. She’s honestly burying herself. Blinded by excitement. Once they’re into the place, he stabs her. Obviously. She’s out cold, probably a needle. She is covered in blood now though. There are many crying people in the room. They are laid out well. He cuts her clothes off. They all cry. He has crickets. Why? Oh. Feeding centipedes? Yeah he is. Okay cool. He’s feeding centipedes still! He has the people laid out in the order they will be in. He walks by them all menacingly. We follow over his shoulder as he stares at the people and walks the line. He is about to begin. He has a bloodstained long white gown on. Almost like a medical doctor but it’s open. Almost as sexy as Mafiascum’s resident med dude. Whoever that is. The screaming is drowned out by the score of the film. They all cry as the creep lays out his tools. They are crude and dirty. These people are bound to succumb to sepsis fairly quickly. He begins to bash all of their heads in to knock them out. We see every person get brutally hit. The crying slowly becomes quieter. There is now none left. It is quiet and we saw all of that. Haunting. I won’t sleep tonight. The man begins to pull teeth. Oh wait now he’s using a fucking hammer! We see him pop each one of the man’s teeth in. The man is choking on his own blood nand this scene just keeps going and we have to watched every tooth get bashed in then crudely retrieved from the man. The way can do nothing but cry. He is too weak. He gurgles blood and accepts this new reality |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:23:22 PM Post #32 |
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He does this to everyone I think. He heads to the pregnant woman who doesn’t seem to be waking up. She appears fairly dead, but freshly do. He eyes lay open and dead. The creep listens to her belly where he can still hear a heartbeat. He just covers her with a tarp, seemingly sad staring over her. Maybe this is his idea of respect. He finds another girl. This is the actress I believe. He starts drawing around her knee, where some incisions will be. This is to keep the centipede on the ground, not standing. The man begins to cut. Its crude and she cries, blood pours out. She is very awake, probably from adrenaline, but she is too weak to do anything. AH OH GOD HE IS TAKING OUT A TENDON NERVE THING. HE IS GOING TO MAKE HER UNABLE TO WALK LIKE EVER AGAIN. OH GOD WE SEE IT SNAP PLEASE NO. Fuck. We see him do exactly this to every single fucking person. They all have bloody knees. It’s so fucked. He begins dotting the ass of a man. He is marking the flaps the will be made. The creep goes in with a rusty scalpel. He cuts the flap off and blood pours out, the man appears to be in complete shock now. He then dies. The creep cries when this happens. He cries very loudly. A strong sob. He drags the body to the tarp and hides him there too. Instead of cutting the flap, he has another idea. He grabs a staple gun where he literally staples them mouth to ass, the staples going right through the lips. We see this happen to every single person. The centipede is coming together. We can still hear much crying. But it is coming together. We now see the man having an asthma attack as he stares at his creation. We now see a long line of people standing in a human centipede. His chain is long, at least 20 or so people. There is blood everywhere. They are all horribly dirty. But it is complete. The creep dances around the place, and he is elated. He cries tears of joy as he has the centipede walk in circles around him. He takes care of them by brushing some of their hair with his mothers hairbrush. Some of the people trip and you can see a couple staples rip. But they are duct taped too. Duct tape is the best. We have a shot of the dead bodies under the tarp. Then we go to the front of the chain where the actress is located. She gets the top spot! He opens a can of dog food and pours it in a dog food bowl. She looks on and cries, shocked and in pain. She stares in disbelief and she tosses the dog food at him. It smacks against him, but does not harm him. He stands, with his massive belly hanging out in from of her. He walks away slowly. They all cry. He has a funnel attached to a hose flung over his shoulder. He walks back. He is going to shove it down her throat and force feed her. Everyone wriths in agony as the actress has the entirety of the hose brutally shoved down her throat. This is painful to watch. She gives awful looks as he dumps a can of…something down her throat. It’s white, slightly chunky though. She coughs as he slides the tube out of her. She screams loudly. She screams as he listens to a voicemail saying that the Asian actor from the first film is accepting an audition. He is excited. As he stops the phone call, he goes and cuts off the actresses tongue to stop her from screaming. We see it in excruciating detail. She lets the blood drain from her mouth and becomes very weak. She may die from this. The man drops her tongue on the ground. |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:46:11 PM Post #33 |
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Thank fuck this is almost over. He notices that one of the people in the chain is not pooping and he literally squeezes them so they poop. He blares his tongue out, making a large farting sound. Signaling them to take a fucking dump. They all cry and he loudly makings shitting/farting sounds. He yells and screams. He is pissed off at this not pooping. Until… he has an idea. We now see a bottle of injectable laxative in front of the screen. He takes a large syringe of this and preps it with a squirt. He begins poking them with the laxative. Each person gets a healthy dose of shit maker. Lovely! We see him poke everyone with this shit. This is gonna be a mess. Their mouths aren’t fully sealed… He stares in anticipation. He knows it’s coming and indeed it does. We hear stomachs gurgling. The shitfest is upon us. We hear and explosion of shit. It’s happening. The creep is so fucking excited. It is just a mess of farting and shitting in each others mouths. Shit pools out of the asses, some shit spatters against the camera lens. Everyone is getting shat in. Everyone is eating shit and shitting and just absolutely spewing shit. Except the front of course. The shit just keeps exploding, but damn it begins to smell. The creep is now realizing this might have been a touch of a mistake. He throws up from the smell. Everyone in the line cries, but they have finished their shitstorm. The creep wanders around his creation. Everyone is panicking to a new extreme now. The creep hugs the last person in line from behind. He may be humping it. Oh shit the pregnant woman is alive and running across the floor. Blood pools out of her vagina, the baby is coming so soon. She runs out of the building and the fucking man just lets her go. She gets in the other car that was sitting outside of the warehouse. She locks herself in and finds a key. The creep is now desperately banging on the car. She tries to start it but that does absolutely nothing. She begins to have massive contractions until the baby just pops out of her vagina. We see this bloody fucking birth. As this happens she is just revving the key and holy shit it actually turns on the car. The baby slides onto the floor of the car. The woman screams as she stares angrily at the creep who is now bashing the hood of the car. She goes to slam the gas, the baby slides down and onto the gas peddle. Her foot comes down on its head and just absolutely smushes it. The baby has stopped crying. The woman has got away though. The may looks defeated and almost naked. We are now back in the warehouse where a man breaks away from the chain, tearing the staples loose. He looks shocked and spits out blood. We then see the bloody anus of the man he tore away from. It’s gross. Both chains of the centipede crawl around. The creep comes in and gets pissed off. He shoots the one who broke away in the head. He begins to shoot them all. One by one he slowly murders these people. He cries and looks away as he does so. He’s a fucking sick man. They are trying to crawl away somewhere, but he keeps shooting them one by fucking one. He finishes the first chain and heads to the second. This one has reached the lights. She reaches for the lights as best she can. It’s the actress of course. SHE GETS THEM. It is pitch black. He finds the lights and once they are on, the actress throws the centipede tank at him. This does nothing. Not effective. The creep starts to kill them all starting with the back. Here he uses a hacksaw at their throats. He does this one by one. There is now just the actress left. He plays with her hair and tries to be soft. Nice guys always finish last, amirite? He walks in front of her and stares at her. He looks sorry. Sad. He approaches her and touches her hair. She hits him in the stomach and he falls. She grabs the funnel and shoves a centipede into his ass using it. He is freaking out as the centipede bites the shit out of hit anus. The man gets up and then slices her throat. She dies. He is in agony. The killing is complete. He screams loudly, in pain as the centipede obliterates his sphincter. Chomps down in his hole. Munches on his shit. He walks away in agony and he leaves the damn place. We stare at the dead people. It just has this image. We hear the man drive away in a van, but all we see is death. We are now back in the man’s office. He is cleaned up and finishing the first movie. We hear the baby in the car crying as he stares out of the window of his little office. The screen goes black. The baby’s scream is heard in the distance. This sounds continues for the majority of the credits along with a minor score. The baby is his last victim. Surely he will be caught soon, but he will continue living as he does until then. The end. |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:47:27 PM Post #34 |
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The third film I finished earlier today. I will now post my final essay in its entirety. Enjoy. |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:48:05 PM Post #35 |
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The Human Centipede Part 3 The screen pops up with a warning for the graphic violence and sex. I expected nothing less. In fact, I expect that this warning is not severe enough, but my own sanity has been completely whittled away at this point and there is no point in dwelling on the past. This movie is longer than the other 2. That sucks. Fine, I guess. Whatever. The IFC Midnight logo flashes on the screen, distinctly different than the other 2 films. The scene then changes to the second film, the creep leaving his dead creation in the warehouse, the camera staying still on this monstrosity. It goes back to the creep finishing the first film in his work space, looking troubled, this is the final scene of the film. He looks disturbed. The camera pulls back and we are watching the second film in a monitor now. This movie is in full colour. Some over the top looking slightly past middle aged man sits at a desk, watching the film with a large cigar in his mouth. He has a white cowboy hat on. He looks angry. A pudgy, middle aged man pauses the film and looks positively excited. He seeks the cowboy man’s approval for the film, but the cowboy man is not impressed. He thinks it is absolute shit. The pudgy man looks saddened by this. All of a sudden, a blonde woman pops up from under the desk, it is likely she was performing fellatio on the cowboy. She compliments the film and says she liked it. She defends its popularity. The cowboy gets mad and then forcefully grabs her vagina, inserting his fingers in, a squishy noise ringing out. God damn it. Anyways, she looks like she’s in-between being scared and enjoying it. She then exits the room, and the pudgy man looks pleased with himself. The cowboy is now clearly a warden of a prison. I shall call him The Warden. The Warden then begins a tour of the prison with the pudgy man, he looks strict, pissed, stern. He is increasingly frustrated as the prisoners scream on. He yells at a guard sternly, but not angrily. The pudgy man chimes in and says he has a solution for the disorderly prisoners, but does not elaborate. The Warden stops at a cell, and the prisoner talks calmly yet sternly that the Warden will get his comeuppance one day. The Warden then utters his own threat to the prisoner. We hear screams of agony as the Warden walks away, but they are coming from a guard who is on the ground bleeding. Two other guards are attending to him, but the situation looks kinda grim. Going into the next room, the warden finds a fight still taking place, but near its end. A prisoner is on the ground and struggling against a couple of guards. The Warden and the prisoner exchange some words. The Warden then removes his hate and coat, as if he is going to join in on a beating. He indeed does, getting his guards to hold him down. They begin to break the prisoner’s bones; we see the exposed whiteness coming from his arm. They then send the prisoner to medical, showing some restraint in the harm. The prisoner screams in agony and threatens to kill the warden. The Warden begins to maniacally yell as he pulls out a pistol and begins to shot ahead of him and into the ceiling demanding respect from the prisoners. The prisoners cheer him on, arms pumping in the air. The warden lowering to his knees as he yells “Respect!”. The scene changes to the Warden’s office, he seems to be attempting to relax a bit. He places a white cloth over his face, but the secretary seems disgusted by whatever is happening. The pudgy man does too. I am unsure why. Maybe he just jerked off? I don’t know. He is now taking his blood pressure, and with how much he is freaking out about nothing, I imagine he is going to have a heart attack before the end of this movie. He indeed has a very high blood pressure of 160 over 120. This angers him further, and he begins to drink and mumble things. It is now more clear that he has a german accent. I know this because I have just realized that this is the same actor that played the doctor in the first film. That is some meta shit right there. Like, at the start of the movie he was watching the human centipede 2, which contains a man watching the first film, where the same actor that plays the man watching the second film is playing the evil doctor. What the fuck. The pudgy man seems to want to use the human centipede as a way of controlling the prison overcrowding that is taking place, citing that the current system is shit. Oh boy I love political messages in disgusting horror films! The Warden lights up a cigar. He rants on some random shit about the prisoners. I have no idea what he is really saying. It is inane rambling. God I just wanna go watch Westworld or something. Anyways, he compares things to a nursing home here. He yells that the idea is medival torture and hates the idea. The blonde woman comes in again and has a package. He tells her to go away but changes his mind when he sees her ass. Yes seriously. He gets the package and tells her his balls need to be emptied before lunch. The warden tears open his package, and inside is a jar with something seemingly dirty inside. He takes a bite and says it will give him strength. The pudgy man asks what it is and the warden responds “dried clitorises”. The warden then gets a phone call and he does not take the news well. I do not know what the news is but someone is coming. He is freaking right out and eats all of the clitorises. I cannot believe I just wrote that sentence! The pudgy man makes a call and asks what is going on. The man on the other end apologizes and says it won’t happen again, and the warden slowly rises from the floor. There is a bang at the door and it is the secretary is worried about what is happening. She informs him that he has results from a physical exam in from a doctor. The Warden says he is going insane though. And then he yells some guttural scream. The scene changes to the prison medical bay. He is pissed at some bad news, medically speaking. The warden actually gets pissed at the doctor saying he needs to do more tests. The doctor then gives in and tells the warden he is in perfect health, this is obviously out of fear. The warden is almost definitely gonna have a heart attack. The warden travels to a room where a prisoner is strapped to a table. The prisoner yells threats at the warden, who is without his hate, his bald head shining in the moment. It is becoming clear that the warden is about to water board the prisoner. Are you fucking with me? Now the warden is mad that it’s not boiling water. Oh wait, I just realized that the pudgy man is the creep from the second film. Are you actually fucking with me. Are they turning this series into an anthology where the actors will come back multiple times? What the god damned hell. The pudgy man is at least putting on an American accent here. Anyways, the pudgy man continues to convince the Warden. The secretary comes in and says that the governor is coming for a meeting and will be there in 20 minutes. The warden seems upset but not worried at all. The Warden then says he will not go to the execution that night. He then prances around the room with a white cloth, doing vaguely weird shit with it. He is now provided with scalding hot water. He covers the prisoner with a cloth and says “BOILING WATER BOARDING”. They begin the torture and pour the water on the mans faces, he writhes in agony as the water is poured over him. He is drowning and cannot make as much noise as he may want. The others in the room seem shocked and worried at this. The torture stops. The cloth is slowly peeled off of the prisoners face, who is still alive, but his skin has melted off and half clings to his face, while the other is now clinging to the white cloth. It is a bloody, yet recognizable mess. Water spurts from the prisoners mouth. He is alive, he is in pain, but he will be okay. He is scared shitless and will never be the same. A car pulls up to the prison, it is obviously the governor that was mentioned before. The governor travels directly to the warden’s office where he confidently, and cockily walks in and sits down. The pudgy man looks worried, while the warden looks kinda pissed but offers the man a cigar. The governor says he only smokes Cubans and insults the warden’s taste. The warden then talks about America being the best country, and says how Cuban cigars are not patriotic. He even talks about his own german heritage and how that’s further shame on the governor. The warden then apologizes and says he is going crazy from the heat. The governor blames the prison’s statistics. The pudgy man mentions he thinks they are being a bit inefficient, where the warden then says he should fire the pudgy man who is revealed to be the accountant and his name is Butler. The governor says he will return in 2 weeks and expects changes since he is going into an election year. If changes are not made, the warden and butler will be fired. The Warden seems hopeful and pleased and does everything but sucks the governor’s dick. Once the Governor leaves he then screams fuuuuck. Then he just blatantly yells at the governor as he walks away to go fuck himself. He says “Don’t mess with Big Boss”. He continues to rant as Butler and the secretary both try to calm him to no avail. The warden continues to scream until he is out of energy. He cries as he continues a rant, expelling every bit of energy he can. He collapses into his chair and continues rambling. He’s a fucked up person. The prisoners are now outside where the heat is sweltering. The warden comes over the PA system and the prisoners chant against him. The Warden gives some shitty speech again, it seems like that is all he does. This continues for a while. He says he will turn them into sissies before they go back into society. He will changes them for good. He singles out one man and gets him taken away. The prisoners continue to yell different things. We now switch to that prisoner separated out where he threateningly flirts with the warden. The warden holds a blowtorch that he used to light his cigars. The flame is on until the warden wants to speak. He then looks very pissed and tells the guards to turn the prisoner around so he is facing the wall. The prisoner mockingly cries at the warden and then smiles and turns back to accept whatever punishment comes his way. The warden then rips open the prisoner’s pants exposing his bare ass. The warden takes a knife to the ass and begins to stab into the prisoner. He screams in pain. Oh I see, he’s actually cutting the prisoner’s balls out. He cuts them out quickly. Then he plays with the balls in his hand and tells the guards to bring them to the cook. He then wipes the blood on his face, his face now red with ball blood from the prisoner. What a fantastic idea man, ugh. The scene then changes to the warden’s office where he is getting a blowjob from the secretary. The secretary then picks her head up and says she cant do it with the fucking accountant in the room, but the3 warden is basically like “TOO DAMN BAD” and shoves he head pack down. He then slowly comes to completion and we get to watch this fucked up man’s face as he comes over the course of a literal minute. He gutturally yells as he cums in her mouth. She looks grossed out but she also holds the cum in her mouth. She does not want to swallow at all but he yells at her to swallow or else. She does as she is told. She then asks for a candy, which the warden offers her one of the dried clits, but she doesn’t know they are dried clits so she just takes one and comments on their saltiness. Gross. A couple of guards come in with some food on a platter, the food being the prisoner’s balls. They look good, to be honest. Well cooked, courtesy of the chef. He salt and peppers the shit out of them. He then says a small prayer and begins to chow down. He is impressed at the cook and enjoys the taste quite a bit. Butler seems completely grossed out. Things seem pretty calm and normal apart from the fact that he is eating literal balls. The warden is still obviously going nuts though, he’s just fucked up. He then crumples a newspaper on the desk, and looks at the two human centipede films. He is upset at seeing them since he is currently eating. Even though they are a man’s balls and this is literally cannibalism. We are now transported back to the med bay where the water boarded prisoner is pissed off and lying in bed. Everyone in the med bay is there because of this warden, and they are pissed right off. The man who got a broken arms now gets his fingers broken for speaking out against the warden. The next man has a large beard and is strapped to a bed. The castrated man is incapacitated. The doctor talks to the warden about this, but then just orders a mass castration of the prison. The doctor does not seem upset or maddened by this. The warden then goes over the castrated prisoner and taunts him, but the prisoner cannot do anything. The prisoner threatens the warden saying he will rape him with barbed wire. How fun. “Zeig heil motherfucker”. Butler then taunts the Warden a bit, and the warden goes nuts and chokes out the castrated prisoner. He chokes and he chokes all the way until the prisoner has the life escape from his eyes, the heart monitor flat. He seems dead but the doctor tries to save the man with a defibrillator, which doesn’t make sense I think. Aren’t defibs used to correct an irregular heartbeat rather than actually start the heart again? 100% medically accurate indeed. The shock works and the prisoner comes back to life. The warden then just goes back in and kills the prisoner for a second time. Lovely and unnecessary. I expect nothing less from this film. The warden stops just before the prisoner is dead, and leaves him barely clinging to life. The doctor then comments on the human centipede films being really good. We are now in the warden’s office where Butler is doing some work. The warden comes in with an automatic rifle. He is drinking. What a fantastic combination. MURICAH. The scene is quiet and taking place around dusk. The warden drunkenly and randomly rants about the prisoners. This isn’t necessary plot at all and this movie needs to get to the damn plot. Butler tries to talk some sense into the warden. He says that a human centipede made from all of the prisoners is what is needed. The warden is like LOL WTF. He calls it impossible and then butler comes in and says he can get the director to come by and help them actually make this. The warden is like LOL WTF again and then fires butler! Butler is upset and yells back. The warden does some insane creepy shit with his tongue as this happens. There is no chance he is close to sober. He spits. Butler leaves. He leaves a cloth with the secretary. He leaves. The warden rises from his desk and yells after Butler, claiming to be his savior. The secretary just sits awkwardly and kind of scared. The warden is just being fucking nuts as per usual. He yells “I HATE HUMAN BEINGS”. So do I, man. So do I. Especially whoever made this monstrosity of a film. Anyways, he throws up and breaks some glass or some shit. I don’t know. He scarfs down from dried clitoris and then grabs a mega phone and his assault rifle. He is not on the guard tower of the prison and he is drunkenly rambling about some indistinguishable shit in another language. He points the gun out and talks over the PA system. The yard is shown to be completely empty. The sun is setting giving a very distinct and creepy vibe. We now see the Warden in the prison cafeteria which is also completely empty. He has a bottle of booze that he polishes off completely. He then stumbles around, as some prisoners being to stroll into the cafeteria. He looks scared shitless. There are no guards around. He is at the mercy of these men. They have no mercy for this man, nor should they. The men that he hurt are there. The warden cries and begs on his knees. He begs and he begs and asks to be let go. He then offers for them to be let go. He tells them to just go, they can leave and see their loved ones. He cries and begs and cries some more. He is a weak piece of shit. He begins to have a heart attack, which isn’t shocking. They steal his hat. The prisoners then cut a hole in his side, near his kidneys and they start to rape this newly made hole as he yells and screams. The prisoner really fucking enjoys it and goes right to town on him. The other prisoners chant RAPE RAPE RAPE. The prisoner then cums. This is the prisoner that lost his balls. I am having a lot of trouble watching this, but hey I put it on myself. Cool, I’m being scarred for life for this game. COOL. Anyways, the warden wakes up and it turns out that all of that was a dream. I don’t have any solace in knowing that was a dream. He wakes up on the floor of his office to a cigar burning near where his kidneys are on his body. He rolls around and then gets up. He checks to see if he his hurt, but he is fine. He seems odd though. The phone rings, there is someone at the gate. It is Tom Six. Tom Six is the director of all 3 Human Centipede films. Butler has come back as well, he strolls into the office and the Warden points a pistol at him. Butler asks for one more chance and the Warden is willing to listen. Tom Six signs an autograph for the secretary, and she is a gracious host to him. Tom Six seems like a normal enough man, seemingly professional, but the closer you look at him, the sketchier he seems. Tom Six comes into the office and sits across from the Warden and Butler, where Butler talks about all of the different fan variations of the human centipede. South park reference, nice. The doctor then comes in and says the castrated inmate had another heart attack. The doctor then compliments Tom Six and fan girls out a bit. They then offer Tom Six the possibility of doing a real human centipede. Tom Six seems excited and begins to describe that the procedure is actually completely medically accurate. Because we should all totally trust a director of grotesque films in terms of medical accuracy. Anyways, the warden acts weird still, but Tom Six offers actual medical reports to the doctor who looks at them for 30 seconds and seems impressed and expresses that they are medically accurate. He notes a couple issues, but says that it is possible. He notes that eating feces from another is perfectly fine since the bacteria has not had any chance to get on the shit since it is one large digestive tract. Tom Six looks proud. He suggest injections of antibiotics, and vitamins. The warden is absolutely excited for this, and excited that he doesn’t have to castrate people anymore. There is business at hand and this must being immediately! Instead of actually doing surgery and making this permanent, they have decided to just insert a tube and strap the prisoners together to make things simpler. It has the same overall effect, but the men are not actually attached. How fucking wonderful. Super humane, yep. This is totally better. It will only leave a slight scar on anus and mouth. The doctor seems hesitant but he knows he will be fired and he really doesn’t have that much in terms of morals so he’ll totally do it. Tom six is happy with them using the idea, but he wants to actually attend the operations for fun. This is actually happening now! Yay! I’m so excited. And by excited I mean horribly disturbed for life. This movie does benefit from being more absurd from the others, and not as close to reality as the others (which were absurd in themselves). Anyways, the warden wants to show the prisoners the first film and he holds a screening. It is now the screening and the prisoners are in a state of what the actual fuck. We see the first film about halfway through. Some of the men are having an existential crisis from just watching this fucking movie. I don’t blame them. A few people laugh, but most of these men are fucking disgusted. Again, who can blame them. This is actually fucked. Many call for the banning of this film, the warden walks in looking proud though. He has his assault rifle and shoots it in the air. He calls them cockroaches, and tells them he picked it out specifically for them. He then tells them that they will become apart of a prison human centipede. Butler is scared and knows this is a bad idea to tell them. The prisoners seem both shocked and pissed, but they are not revolting yet. I don’t know they fully know what the hell is going to happen here. They finally begin to riot and they came after the warden who runs off with butler along with his gun. Butler barely makes it away. The guards are left to deal with the mess, and it isn’t pretty. Oh wait, the prisoners actually got the gated door open that Butler ran through. Here we go! They are hiding in the warden’s office, as expected. The prisoners are coming and they are close. The secretary is left out of the office and gets knocked out by an inmate. They prisoners begins breaking the door down to the office. The secretary gets her head absolutely bashed in. The Warden breaks a window and escapes through it, while butler attempts to defend himself with the assault rifle. The warden is now hiding in the yard, but swat has arrived to deal with the situation. Butler and the Warden survive. The secretary is unknown in terms of life. God this movie is so awful. Butler takes a swat guard to find the Warden. When they find him on the yard, the Warden complains about being hurt, but honestly he looks fine. He’s just kind of a massive bitch. The man still stumbles around and yells at the world like a god damned idiot. He promises hell on Earth. Oh by the way, the secretary is hurt but alive. The warden is now in the prison and begins using a sedation rifle on the inmates while they are in their cells. The Butler looks pleased. The guards stand at attention. What the fuck is going through their heads? The prisoners are scared shitless. They know what is to come and many are just speechless and scared for what they will experience. Jesus fucking Christ. I need to start going to church again. The warden is drunk and possibly erect at this. He starts chanting “Death and Rape, Rape Rape Rape”. Lovely. He starts to dance around with a bottle of whiskey in hand. He now has a megaphone in a room. I believe the surgeries are about to begin! Oh jolly joy joy. He describes some of the procedure. Most of this is indistinguishable talking. Butler holds up a cue card for the Warden to read off of. Such a wonderful scene. He tells the crew to put the prisoners to sleep for the procedure. The prisoners are all put to sleep, they struggle and fight it, but to no avail. They have multiple surgery teams for this. How is any of these even close to legal? It doesn’t fucking make sense. What the helllll. Also one prisoner has Crohns disease and has constant diarrhea. God damned lovely. He is putting the castrated prisoner on this man. The warden is definitely a nice man. The castrated man begs and begs and begs. The Warden claims to have an erection and claims that his revenge is sweet, but I don’t know what the castrated man even did other than talk back… One prisoner has a stoma, which is a bag where his stomach contents goes. His anus is sewn shut already and the warden orders the prisoner to die. The doctor refuses, so the warden takes out his gun and kills the man himself. He is not viable for the human centipede. He places the gun into the stoma wound and digs it in deep. He pulls the trigger and blood flies everywhere. The warden is disgusted and demands everything to be cleaned. The warden then kills another man, basically for shits. The doctor has blood all over him and is pissed. Butler and the Warden then go to see the secretary, whose name is now Daisy. The warden doesn’t give a fuck, so he decides to just fuck here right then and there. Butler is upset because he loves her, but Butler is a bitch and won’t do anything about it. The Warden is now raping an unconscious Daisy. Her face is right fucked up. Can there be no more rape scenes please…? I just…whatever. Now we’re in the office as they watch over at the medical tents where the centipede is being constructed. The warden is now ranting again on some random shit, I just don’t give a fuck enough to listen to what he says. They honest6ly just keep saying the same shit over and over. “Yay prison human centipede” “Yay fucked up shit” “Yay rape” “Yay female circumcision”. Fuck this god damned movie. The warden just finished off the clitori. Great. Fantastic. I hope they were salty enough, you fucking psycho. Butler sits in the chair of the Warden and the Warden sits across. They mimic the conversation with the governor. They are pretending to have the conversation they hope to be soon having with said governor. It is very self-praising. What dicks. It’s delusional, it’s nuts. I can’t actually tell if it is truly nuts in this universe though. Every employee at this prison is just going on with it, like what the actual fuck. The warden stares at himself in the mirror and begins to kiss himself. Great. The phone rings as a car pulls up to the prison. The warden is excited but when he answers he begins to cry. The man pulling up to the prison is Tom Six who is here to see the surgery being performed. Tom Six expresses that he will be so rich and famous soon enough. They walk up to a prisoner who is eating his own shit in a prison cell. He is literally just eating it on his own free will. The warden then shoots the prisoner and then yells that he doesn’t want anyone to enjoy this punishment! He kills the man for being willing to be apart of the human centipede. Awesome. The surgeries are shown to be somewhat professional, but they totally are just letting the warden and others just be in there, not worrying about bacteria and shit like that. Like, what the fuck. Anyways, it shows the prison doctor stitching some of the prisoners together, one prisoner’s face being drawn close to another’s ass by stitchings connected between their bodies. I’m just numb to this shit now. My soul is essentially gone. Anyways, they watch as a prisoner that is dead is being cut to pieces, his arms lobbed on to a medical tray. Tom Six throws up. He can’t even handle this shit and he made it. Anyways, yet another car pulls up to the prison, it appears to be the governor coming for another visit. The warden is excited, he is proud. Butler is the same. He comes to the warden telling him that the last prisoners have been attached and the monstrosity is ready to be shown. The governor walks into the office. He looks smug yet apprehensive. He takes a seat across from the governor, who lights up a large cigar. Even he hasn’t seen the final creation. The governor questions why they are so pleased with themselves since they are going to be fired! The two men scoff at the governor and give some sort of dumb ass speech. Butler and the Warden look fucking pleased as punch. The governor stands and they begin to leave to go see the final result. It is SHOWTIME. The government questions what the Warden means by “the prisoners are attached”. He seems pissed and confused. Also I’ve passed 5000 words but I’m finishing this fucker. No HALF ASSING. They go outside and the governor asks what the hell this is. They then show a line of men in a human centipede. There are at least 100 men in this line. The governor is calm but asks what this is. The warden gives a half understood speech again, and Butler explains to the governor what this actually is. Butler explains how this is the best deterrent to crime. He describes how this will save money and will be the best prison system possible. The scene changes to us watching one man shit into another’s mouth. They are both struggling. There’s a lot of shit being past currently. Probably a fifth of the men are currently shitting. The governor is shocked, but still doesn’t seem to give a fuck. The governor then notices that his secretary is attached the the centipede as well. I don’t even know why she would deserve something like that, but come on, no one here does. This is a fate worse than death. Sure there will be less crime, but that’s because a large portion of these men are likely going to fucking kill themselves after this traumatic experience. This is right fucked up. The governor is grossed out, but he is still listening. He sees some viability in this. He is calm. He is okay. They finally reach the end of the centipede where Butler cleans the ass of the final man. The warden then makes a loud scream to get their attention. He then states outloud “THE HUMAN CATEPILLAR”. The camera moves outwards to reveal a series of about 10 men. Their arms and legs have been cut off completely. These are the death row inmates. They are also connected face to ass, but since they have no arms or legs they just lay on the ground. They are The human Catepillar. The scene changes to the med bay where a prisoner has been let out of the centipede since he is done his sentence. The governor feels sickened but remains pretty calm. The warden and butler are still super proud of their work. The man in the med bay speaks in Arabic, and he is calm. He seems to be saying he will never commit a crime again and actually shakes the Warden’s hand. He is then let out of the prison. The governor beings to freak out. He is freaking right out saying they’ll be all getting the death penalty for this. The governor then just mumbles to himself as he quickly leaves. The warden now begins freaking out. The Governor is a man with a bit more reality in him. He is disgusted and he leaves, but he is still not reacting overly so. We see him looking scared and grossed out as he drives off from the prison. The warden and butler are still in the sick bay. The warden takes his gun and puts it up to his chin, seemingly about to shoot himself. Instead he aims the gun at Butler and cocks the trigger. But then the doctor walks in instead. I’m sure the warden will kill him. Yep. He shot the doctor. We now see the governor just looking contemplative. Now back to the med bay where the doctor crawls along the floor, bleeding. The warden shoots him in the head, blood strewn across the floor now. The governor back in his car nods, and we then go back to the med bay yet again. Right before the warden murders Butler, the governor walks in. The governor lights a cigar. He looks at Butler and the Warden. “This is exactly what America needs”. Come the fuck on. He tells them not to change a god damned thing. Fucking come on. I mean I know this movie is absurd but come onnnnn. The warden looks impressed. He is calm and he is happy. He says they both deserve credit for this plan. They hug. They embrace. He then shoots butler in the head. The warden wants the attention for himself, of course. He cleans his gun and places it in butler’s hand making it seem like a murder-suicide with butler and the doctor. The warden is now in the guard tower screaming over the prison, staring down at his creation. The monstrosity that is this centipede. It must have actually over 200 people in it. The camera pans up as the Warden screams into the mega phone. The American national anthem blares. The credits begin to roll, the American national anthem becoming louder and louder. The land of the free indeed. God bless America. That’s it. It’s done. Okay. |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:49:54 PM Post #36 |
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| Jennifer Check | Dec 4 2016, 07:56:50 PM Post #37 |
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i need to cleanse myself. i will be in the shower
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