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Snatch Game; Let's ideate on what these people would say
Topic Started: Jul 22 2017, 08:35:13 PM (56 Views)
Boudica
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Judges:

mith
zoraster
Kison
CuddlyCaucasian
Haschel Cedricson's mom
Jessica Lewis, 10th place on Survivor: Millennials vs Gen X
Teresa "T-Bird" Cooper, 5th place on Survivor: Africa

Questions:

1) Hercules said "I can tell my son Hercules Jr. is going to grow up to be just like his dad. Yesterday I saw him win an epic battle with _______."

2) "Bad news, men," Odysseus said. "We don't have enough soldiers to fill the Trojan horse, so we're going to have to replace it with a giant wooden _______."

3) "It's a tough life when everything you touch turns to gold," King Midas lamented. "But at least I'm better off than my cousin. Everything he touches turns to _____."

4) Zeus said "I hate parties hosted at Poseidon's house. Last night he had bubbles coming out of his ____."

5) High school was a rough time for Achilles. In addition to his heel, bullies found his _____ was another weak spot.

6) The Sphinx has been getting unusually lazy recently. Now instead of asking travelers difficult riddles she just makes them do a _____.

Analysis:

As far as the judges go, CC is probably going to have some whacky answers because he's a wacky person, but I think just playing for plurality-type answers here makes sense. I don't think they'll go for ~funny~ answers, so I won't just say penis/anus for everything.

For 1 - I feel like a hydra may be the most common answer? Like, thinking about the things Hercules fought, the hydra is almost certainly the most famous one. Like nobody is going to say the Lion. Cerberus and Hades could both be outside chances, but the hydra fight has got to be top-of-mind for most people.

For 2 - Really have no idea what to put here. Maybe pony or donkey would make sense? Like, it's a smaller horse I guess. Gonna have to sit on this one more.

For 3 - Shit or wood, probably.

For 4 - WELL JULIE I JUST WROTE ANUS. Like that is actually what my first thought is. HVAC, maybe?

For 5 - WELL JULIE I JUST WROTE ANUS. Don't actually have any idea..

For 6 - For some reason I want to say "handstand." That seems like an awful answer, though.
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Francis Bacon
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Sizzle Sizzle
anus
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Boudica
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Boudica
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(super NSFW, obviously)
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Boudica
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Tentative official submissions, subject to change up to deadline:

1) a hydra
2) pony
3) shit
4) HVAC system
5) acne
6) Puzzle
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Boudica
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Those last 3 are balls.
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Boudica
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Updated responses, still subject to change:

1) a hydra
2) pony
3) shit
4) toilet
5) face
6) jig
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Boudica
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LAST MINUTE SUBMISSION CHANGE WEEEEEEEEE:

1) a hydra
2) pony
3) shit
4) toilet
5) Low self-esteem (Note that I want to put "incestuous relationship with his older male cousin" here but nobody be answering that)
6) Puzzle
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Boudica
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Quote:
 
(Note that I want to put "incestuous relationship with his older male cousin" here but nobody be answering that)


Damn 2 people actually said this and it would have been fucking memes.
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Boudica
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I mean I guess I should have guessed Zor there since Zor is remarkably well-read and has probably read the Iliad at least once. Kison I don't know, like, at all, but maybe should have also guessed well-read enough?
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