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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:01:05 PM Post #1 |
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Here is the thread for my FIC. |
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| Herodotus | Aug 25 2017, 06:05:47 PM Post #2 |
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What is the best kind of hat? |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:08:04 PM Post #3 |
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The best kind of hat is the baseball cap. It is the best kind of hat for a variety of reasons. These reasons can be broken down into three categories. The first category is aesthetics. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:10:38 PM Post #4 |
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The second category is utility. The third category is comfort. The baseball cap performs exceptionally well against other hats across all of these categories. It is, truly, without peer. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:13:08 PM Post #5 |
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When discussing hat aesthetics, the baseball cap is the most beautiful. It creates a lovely upper frame to the face without drawing to much attention to itself. This allows it to accentuate a person's handsome features. It also comes in a wide range of styles. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:15:43 PM Post #6 |
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This wide range of styles allows one to show their personality and interests. For example, when I wear my DC United hat, it shows that I am a DC United fan. Similarly, when I see a person wearing a Dartmouth hat, I can start talking to that person about the school. If I just want something that goes well with an outfit, a plain, monochromatic hat can be worn instead. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:18:06 PM Post #7 |
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Compared to the elegant simplicity of the baseball cap, other hats are clunky and unpleasing. The beanie, for instance, makes you look like you're 8 years old. Its array of colors and stupid fan are a distraction. The beret draws the eye with its lack of symmetry and association with the French. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:20:56 PM Post #8 |
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Hats like the boater are too large. The size draws the eye and makes the hat the focal point of the head and face. Beanies fail to create structure. Instead of framing the face, they just look like weird hair. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:23:37 PM Post #9 |
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Some other hats are just absurd. Those really big hats that the guards at the Tower of London wear, for example, look ridiculous. You just cannot take anyone wearing something like that seriously. The hat worn by the Chiquita Banana lady suffers from the same issue. |
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| Herodotus | Aug 25 2017, 06:25:56 PM Post #10 |
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NEW TOPIC ![]() What are the benefits of going on a vacation instead of buying something new? |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:26:21 PM Post #11 |
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As these examples demonstrate, other hats fail to match the aesthetic quality of the baseball cap. I will not bore you, however, with listing every single variety of hat. I feel that I have made my point adequately. There is no need for me to mention the toque, the trucker, the umbrella hat, the sun hat, the slouch, or any other of the variety of hats that exist. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:29:12 PM Post #12 |
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Going on vacation has immense benefits over buying something new. These benefits can be thought of in two ways. These two ways are, however, two sides of the same coin. The first is that most physical items bought depreciates over time. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:32:13 PM Post #13 |
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Calling it. Used the wrong inflection on "depreciate" |
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| Herodotus | Aug 25 2017, 06:32:37 PM Post #14 |
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This is an error. Your challenge has ended. |
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| Boudica | Aug 25 2017, 06:33:27 PM Post #15 |
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Haha yeah I suck. Couldn't even get 30 minutes lol. |
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