| Uber has a new CEO | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 27 2017, 04:49:22 PM (159 Views) | |
| Boudica | Aug 27 2017, 04:49:22 PM Post #1 |
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I no longer work for a self-driving company. RIP the memes (no formal announcement yet, but Mike Isaac says it's Dara Khosrowshahi so that's pretty official). Also at least it isn't Immelt thank fucking god. Immelt would have been the epitome of "mediocre old White dude." Anyways back to FTC speech writing and editing. |
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| Christine Lagarde | Aug 27 2017, 05:04:22 PM Post #2 |
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none of you are getting bailouts
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weg mhitman |
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| Boudica | Aug 27 2017, 05:05:11 PM Post #3 |
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She apparently hasn't been told yet that the board approved Dara. |
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| Boudica | Aug 27 2017, 05:59:29 PM Post #4 |
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Okay so I already have friends on Facebook complaining that we didn't select a woman to be CEO. Like c'mon, Sheryl Sandberg and Susan Wojcicki both said no. Meg Whitman was in consideration and a frontrunner. There are probably other women that the search committee talked to earlier in the process. Like we've been without a CEO for 2 months. Dara has done a pretty good job at Expedia over the past 12 years. Frankly it's a much better outcome than Jeff fucking Immelt. |
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| Boudica | Aug 27 2017, 06:03:16 PM Post #5 |
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Okay fuck I think I'm in love. This guy is really good. |
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| Boudica | Aug 31 2017, 05:22:52 PM Post #6 |
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I want to be Dara when I grow up. |
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| Gustavo Gutierrez | Aug 31 2017, 06:09:00 PM Post #7 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh4oieinAso |
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| Boudica | Aug 31 2017, 06:46:31 PM Post #8 |
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Dude that letter was so fucking weird. |
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| Boudica | Aug 31 2017, 06:46:52 PM Post #9 |
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GREATEST MORAL BATTLE OF OUR GENERATION. Is board members who are making massive amounts of money posturing over who gets to make MORE money. |
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| Gustavo Gutierrez | Aug 31 2017, 07:01:54 PM Post #10 |
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bitterly barren barons of moral turpitude |
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| Boudica | Aug 31 2017, 07:28:53 PM Post #11 |
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Yeah idk I'm still of the opinion that "10 random ops" would make a better board than what we currently have. |
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| Christine Lagarde | Aug 31 2017, 08:24:44 PM Post #12 |
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perhaps the board could be........elected |
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| Boudica | Sep 1 2017, 04:03:30 AM Post #13 |
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That wouldn't necessarily be a good thing. Remember that 1/2 of technical employees at Google disagreed that it was okay to fire someone for emailing out to everyone a manifesto of "women are worse at computers than men." Edited by Boudica, Sep 1 2017, 04:03:40 AM.
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| Christine Lagarde | Sep 1 2017, 06:53:13 AM Post #14 |
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through all things (optional preferential proportional), all things are possible i'm drunk |
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| Boudica | Sep 1 2017, 07:52:00 AM Post #15 |
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Oh hi Drench |
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| Christine Lagarde | Sep 1 2017, 07:55:34 AM Post #16 |
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i don't know who that is but he sounds great |
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| Boudica | Sep 1 2017, 08:17:44 AM Post #17 |
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Nah he's terrible |
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| Christine Lagarde | Sep 1 2017, 08:23:31 AM Post #18 |
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sucks |
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| Boudica | Sep 1 2017, 08:46:05 AM Post #19 |
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Yes I should have used "sucks" for the joak. I am dumb |
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| Christine Lagarde | Sep 1 2017, 05:37:25 PM Post #20 |
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anyway now that i'm sober the solution is obviously to convert uber into an incorporated association and make "don't be a fuckn bigot" the only constitutional aim ezpz |
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| Boudica | Sep 2 2017, 04:58:40 AM Post #21 |
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Alternatively: Hire an HR department. |
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| Christine Lagarde | Sep 2 2017, 07:29:21 AM Post #22 |
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inc asses have hr departments silly |
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| Boudica | Sep 2 2017, 10:30:19 AM Post #23 |
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Valid, but so do private companies |
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| Francis Bacon | Sep 2 2017, 12:38:11 PM Post #24 |
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Sizzle Sizzle
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capitalism should be abolished make sure when u find out who i am u message me asap |
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| Boudica | Sep 2 2017, 01:47:57 PM Post #25 |
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K Also I'm pretty democratic socialist and I'm also a techie and those identities are clashing at times. I mostly believe in using the social safety net to encourage entrepreneurial endeavors because it allows people to not be so pinned to jobs. Also post-work will be a thing and we need to prepare for that |
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