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Topic Started: Mar 25 2016, 07:15:18 AM (184 Views)
Herodotus
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Would you like to carve a bust of me for your library? Get in line!
Alright, this is where you will complete the challenge. I will make a post asking if you are ready. When you reply in the affirmative I will post the first writing prompt. You will have four minutes from the time I post that to post four sentences.
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Isabella
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Vacations are a rare occasion. most people don't get the opportunity to go on vacation. If you can afford to go on a trip to treat yourself, you should take it. Everyone goes shopping and there's nothing special about that
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Vacations are a good way to escape your life for awhile. Shopping is a much shorter escape. Everyone needs a break once in a while. Do yourself a favor and go on vacation.
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Would you like to carve a bust of me for your library? Get in line!
NEW TOPIC: Describe your life if you owned a sports team.
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I don't want to brag, but my life is pretty great. I own this sports team that I'm too rich to remember the name of. Honestly, they aren't the best team, but they're good enough. The point is: free tickets, lots of money, and it gets me all the ladies
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I own a pretty famous football team. It's cool because I get to go to practices and chill with the guys. Sometimes they slap my butt. I'm basically one of the team, but I don't have to do any work
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I get to sit in my own box at the games. I like to bring dates up there. You know, so they can see how important I am. I like to fly them to the game in the team's jet
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I'm thinking about getting a basketball team next. Ladies love basketball. I'm just not sure if I want them to see me next to the players. What if they decide they like those giant, long legged freaks of nature more than me?
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I was considering a baseball team, but I don't think I could stand to watch those games. They're so long! I don't even know what I'd do for the 8 hours it takes for them to hit a 3 pointer. At least the home runs in football are fun to watch and occur regularly
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But honestly I just bought a football team because George Bush has one. And if that idiot can have his own team, I sure as hell deserve one. I like to think that having this team makes me as well known as GW himself. Except people like me better.
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Sometimes I order pizza to my fancy booth during the game. Of course the booth has room service and catering, but I think it's important that people see that I'm just your average joe. It makes me more likeable to my constituents. And who doesn't like pizza?
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I also enjoy long walks on the turf. I like to roll around on the fake grass and look at the clouds. Sometimes they let me hold the ball while the kicker practices. I like to pull a Charlie Brown on him and move the ball away at the last second
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As owner of the team, I get to kick people off. You may notice that there is no one more attractive than me on my team. Every attractive player has been fired. I like to think of it as leveling the playing field
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I'm thinking that after I remember which team it is that I own, I'm gonna get myself a car completely decked out in their logo. Then when ladies ask me about my car, I can smoothly segue into the fact that I own the whole team. That way I don't have to sound like I'm bragging when I bring it up
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I'm also thinking about changing the mascot to myself. I mean, it's my team right? Shouldn't I get all the credit I deserve? I think watching me cheer from the field would be a great confidence booster to the team.
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Not that I would actually be down on the field. They can't expect me to give up my box that easily. There would have to be someone down there in a costume of me. Maybe I could make a morph suit of myself for the kid to wear
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I've also been thinking about changing the team jet. Maybe trading it out for a team blimp! I could even have the blimp shaped like a football. All the other teams would be so jealous!
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Would you like to carve a bust of me for your library? Get in line!
NEW TOPIC: Name a movie that you didn't like that everybody else seems to love. Why didn't you like it, and what could have made the movie better?
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It's ingenious ideas like these that made me the money to buy a team in the first place. Not just anyone can buy a football team. You have to have gumption! And with gumption comes money and great ideas
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I hate the movie juno. The main character is rude and inconsiderate. She treats everyone terribly. I hate listening to her complain which is 90% of her dialogue
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I think the movie would be better if the main character had been nicer. The jokes were also very stupid. It should probably just be entirely rewritten if I'm honest
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Isabella
Mar 25 2016, 08:30:49 AM
I think the movie would be better if the main character had been nicer. The jokes were also very stupid. It should probably just be entirely rewritten if I'm honest
That was only three sentences! As such, your challenge has ended.
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Isabella
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Michael cera is adorable in that movie though. I think he should have had more lines. With the number of well known actors in it, I expected better. Apparently I was misled
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Michael cera is adorable in that movie though. I think he should have had more lines. With the number of well known actors in it, I expected better. Apparently I was misled
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Damn! Haha that was fun :) thank you
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Herodotus
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Would you like to carve a bust of me for your library? Get in line!
Your sports owner prompt is one of my favorites so far.
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Haha thank you :) I had the most fun with that one
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I should probably get extra points for the laughs ;)
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