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Topic Started: Jun 29 2016, 04:10:46 PM (204 Views)
Shen
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Since we forgot to do this earlier, here's all the insults that we promised to show. We wanted to open up the forums for everyone, but they have player info in them. Enjoy being roasted!

Lulu
 
Orianna, your PMs take over an hour to write. That's really bad
Garen, your taste in anime is terrible
Teemo, you abandon us every weekend to go get piss-drunk according to Kindred
Amumu, you whine way too much (and your anime sucks too while I'm at it)
Kindred, if we were on a cliff I'd push you off

also you smell bad


Jinx
 
Gnar, is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Liss, I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Mundo, roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Naut, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Jinx, I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.


Malphite
 
Nocturne is so shady, his momma couldn't see him

Shaco is so tricky that he steals kids cereal

I'm a real big pile of shit to be honest

Jarvan speak so few words you would think his name is Gregor Clegane

Jarvan talks so much about hot guys you'd think it was the gay apocalypse

Nocturne is so fat that he is a moon or something
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Lulu
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Malphite
 
I'm a real big pile of shit to be honest

me irl
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Malphite
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ROCKS! ROCKS! ROCKS! ROCKS!
i am very Creative
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Amumu
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If we were on a cliff I'd push you off

Lol I want to use that in real life from now on XD
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Dr. Mundo
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MUNDO VERY CLEAVER
MUNDO PUSH LOTS OF FRIENDS OFF CLIFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jarvan IV
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It's raining me! Hallelujah it's raining men!
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