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| Portland Timbers | Feb 22 2017, 01:27:42 AM Post #1 |
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Whenever I see someone less clinical than I (and let's face it—who isn't less clinical than I?) My lizard brain Drives me insane And when someone's stats are broken over I simply have to take over I know, I know exactly what they need And even in this case Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry—I'm determined to succeed Follow my lead And yes, indeed We will be... Optimal! We're gonna be optimal! I'll teach you the proper stats To get left and right Little ways to tweak and change I'll show you where positions go How to save the goal! Everything that really counts To be optimal! I'll help us be optimal! We'll hang with the right cohorts We'll be good at sports Know the slang we've got to know So let's start 'Cause we've got an awfully long way to go... Don't be offended by my frank analysis The jargon makes a bigger job of fixing this Now that I've chosen to become a team, a pla- yer and drafter There's nobody wiser Not when it comes to optimal! I know about optimal! And with an assist from me The best team we'll be! Instead of dreary who-you-were... or are... There's nothing that can stop us From becoming optimal-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 22 2017, 02:08:10 AM Post #2 |
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yt 2s r s v o d A a n l k u a K a I thought this was vodka and Kalhua but there's no h. I think I'll order it anyways. |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 22 2017, 02:09:52 PM Post #3 |
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Where is that fucko with my Black Russian How am I supposed to pm sober? |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 22 2017, 02:38:19 PM Post #4 |
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"I am as if like that"? I would say no one cares about hockey but someone picked the Maple Leafs. |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 24 2017, 03:42:07 AM Post #5 |
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yt2srsvodAanlkuaKa Maybe I was overthinking this. Houston said he got code players. So this was probably a soccer guy. |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 24 2017, 08:33:13 PM Post #6 |
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1: How the NAUGHTY WORD did Houston get so high? Colorado and I collaborated our results to rank San Jose, Vancouver and Kansas low so.. it's likely I was 7th otherwise. It makes one nervous. Portland appeared to be making a bad impression on people via not being present so I expected not to be too high but.. with San Jose and Colorado promising higher results I thought 4/5 could be possible. It probably means someone really doesn't like me. 2: Colorado is sworn to me, San Jose has an alliance, I've told Seattle I'd do whatever he commands and he's offered to trade me players if I don't get enough. Everyone else is socially okay in some form. Colorado might be my most important alliance because no one else is working with him. I believe when it becomes clear he's fucked he will be willing to give me his best players to make sure I do well. 3: LA Galaxy because he's not present. The vote order would go Galaxy and Dallas, then I'd want Vancouver to go. Because there isn't a vote and elimination like that I'm not working alliances in terms of having to 'save' people like Colorado because I can't. 4: The Toronto Maple Leafs. 5: Here's how much progress I've made on the Lamar Idol: Zero! I haven't touched it. No one is talking about it.. Galaxy was before he disappeared, I gave what I found to Colorado and he hasn't done anything with it. Supporter Shield isn't me so I'm not much fussed. It'll probably go to whoever keeps winning the puzzle draft. That appears to be someone on the other team. Speaking of the other team, I should PM them. Portland didn't. |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 25 2017, 12:41:22 AM Post #7 |
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Seattle told me to stop drafting people under 70 strength. Counterpoint: There are like three USA people with 70 or higher and I have one of them, 68-69 is not bad. |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 25 2017, 11:29:12 PM Post #8 |
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Seattle congratulated me on getting someone over 70 strength I'm like This guy isn't really that good Maybe on this tribe it'll be enough to get sixth. :/ |
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| Portland Timbers | Feb 25 2017, 11:49:38 PM Post #9 |
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Game design note: I'm a little sad that this game is soccer simulator until pre-merge and then plain survivor afterwards. Sad! I like the teams counting in ties thing, but this could have been taken a step further: Soccer teams could have been like VPL and team strength = voting strength. Then the daily puzzles for players and random soccer guy awards could have continued. Either way I'll miss doing them! |
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| PEC Zwolle | Feb 26 2017, 08:03:20 AM Post #10 |
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Burn VPL |
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