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Topic Started: Dec 7 2016, 12:59 AM (1,370 Views)
Olaf
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Welcome to Survivor: Nexus!

Please make a post in this thread within the first 24 hours confirming you are in the game.

This is your confessional. Your posts here will remain confident, and only the moderators and spectators can view your posts. That means you can rant, ramble, and talk shit if you want. No player will read it until the game is completed!

You can chronicle your game thoughts here. Spectators may post and ask questions. You can either use this thread, or some Survivors like to create individual threads for each "episode" to keep up with their thoughts.

We hope you enjoy your stay. It's good to have you with us... even if it's just for a day. ;)
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Sylvanas
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I was asleep though...
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Baleog
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We just keep hoping it's a good shitpost.
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Cho'Gall
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Dec 8 2016, 10:12 AM
We just keep hoping it's a good shitpost.
YOU RANG?
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D.Va
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Warning: Not a quality shitpost, do not read

Anxiety about social perception is like way worse when it's also on the internet. You can't just avoid people you know in real life, so when they say something you don't like you have to deal with it. On the internet, you can just refuse to open the PM in your inbox if you're worried about it, which is what I've been doing for the past hour. For some unknowable reason, I have decided to spend this hour of my time not sleeping, not playing this game, but watching the finale of season one of the Australian Bachelor. 0/10.
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D.Va
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So the bachelor got far more cringey and depressing than any possible PM in any possible universe. I read it. It was fine.

I still find Azmo amazing (does he get more P tone in spec edgic the more I compliment him?) because with someone like Nova it's like "oh boy gotta respond to those gifs. gotta talk about stuff." or with Diablo it's like "Yes dark lord, your jokes are pretty great but talking to you requires more work than it should" but with Azmo it's just "hey man how's it going". Like, he's got social skills. His PMs aren't just smiley faces or anything, but it doesn't feel like work to put in the same amount of stuff as he puts in.
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D.Va
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I think I'm going to create some sort of episode recaps thread where every boot or challenge or something I post about what the hell I'm doing because this drivel is unreadable.
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D.Va
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Especially when written at 2:53 am
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D.Va
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So we have two guys roleplaying as demons. Arthas mate, that gimmick was already taken. I found it funny when he said he was accepting applications for minions because I said the exact same thing to Diablo yesterday.

This tribe is strange, eh?
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D.Va
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By the way my favourite 0-time Survivor is myself. My least favourite is the incredibly formulaic Rend Blackhand. Now, I know my PMs are formulaic, but his are all just "one line answer. Generic question?" and it doesn't make me care for him at all. I'm at least trying not to do that.

No but Kim Jong Un is my least favourite really.
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So yeah watching this family visit is pretty great. It's like, this guy's incredibly normal looking mother is taking it upon herself to interview these girls. So she says, in acting worse than our school drama performane, "would you like to have a little bit of a chat? Outside?" followed by a dramatic drumbeat. (EDIT: the mother is a goddamn psychologist. how do they find these good looking 30 year old singles with aggressive psychologist parents for fake drama?) (EDIT 2: Also the description on episode 3 season 3 says "for the first time, the bachelorettes decide who to vote out". This fits with my reality TV convergence theory in which given enough time every show becomes big brother)

This post has no relevance but every time you waste a small click on this thread, my ego gets a tiny bit more inflated.

Also it's pretty nice to have this confessional. If I shitposted this much anywhere on any actual internet forum everyone would hate my guts but it's mine so you guys have to just sit and take it.
Edited by D.Va, Dec 8 2016, 11:32 AM.
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