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Marooned: A Shipwreck By Any Other Name Would Suck As Bad; Game Phase One
Topic Started: Apr 14 2017, 08:09:01 PM (294 Views)
John
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ayy what's up chucklefucks? this is the only confessional y'all need to pay attention to as i will be the winner of this game. you heard it here first. crown it bitches.
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John
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frosti is the one ray of sunshine in my game right now. i love him.
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Scot
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I would admit to being jealous of your hair but in reality all hair does is slow you down. Less weight and wind resistance via shaving gives me an edge over my opponents.
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Scot
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Also tell me more about survivor things ?
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John
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i don't need speed to crush my opponents. just this razor sharp intellect is enough to destroy them all.

i'm survivin' that's about as far as i've gotten? i'm hurtin for communication though. i just want to talk more guys like come on. i'm hoping that the one on one thing with frosti might end up as an alliance or working partnership but might be too early for that. i'm just hoping we win here. i'm not sure if i want to deal with tc already. that sounds awful.
i'm not sure if that's what you wanted, but that's what i got! i'll always answer specific questions :)
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Parvati
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Rank your current tribe for threesome capabilities.
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Scot
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why not huntin for idols?!@!
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John
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most likely to threesome:
Eddie
Clarence
Sean
Frosti
Kenny
Neal
Russell
Penner
Jimmy

i'm going to idol hunt, but at a time i've been set to go alone fishing or something.
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John
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i appreciate using threads so much. you know exactly when someone has seen what you said and are answering you if you hang out in the active users list. and it's my favorite thing. there's no question if they're talking to you. you know for sure. best mechanic is best :wub:

just so you guys know, i'm really bothered by Jimmy's non-existence, and Penner's weird snail story. willing to give that a pass, but if people are questioning it, then so am i. i seem to be well liked so far i think? which is funny because i've been half avoiding this board today so the fact people view me as part of the In Crowd is awesome. pro tip: sarcastic one-liners and slight flirtation gets you everywhere in life and Survivor.
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John
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let's make a risky play and see how it works out. dropping Neal an alliance offer. i'm thirsty as fuck and only alliances will quench this parched throat of mine.

i do actually like him, but what i like best is that he's not the universally liked number one name like Eddie and Russell(and me?) are. i'm not saying that he's hurting for allies, but he might not be drowning in offers. i like my partners middling, makes it much easier to be partners and not their meatshield or pawn. and John ain't nobodies pawn. no sirree. i'm the queen(look king only moves one space and basically sucks, why would anyone claim being him? queens are true power on the board) and y'all better watch out.
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John
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score! one ally for John! you're welcome to whomever picked me for their survivor fantasy drinking game this round. i'll earn you so many points.
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