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Mystery Lemon Theater 3000; Send me terrible fanfics, please!
Topic Started: Nov 7 2010, 01:13 AM (348 Views)
Dangus	Nov 7 2010, 01:13 AM Post #1
Doomed from the start Posts: 1,018 Group: Special Member #66 Joined: March 13, 2010	I'm starting a new endeavor on TCOTL. Mystery Lemon Theater. I'll be making fun of a new fanfic every month. As long as you keep sending them in, of course. FANFICS SO FAR: None. Also, if you could contribute anything else, that would be great. People in the seats: - Dangus - Fujiwara no Mokou - Demonlemon And begin sending fanfics... now! Edited by Dangus, Nov 7 2010, 01:08 PM.
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chupacabra	Nov 7 2010, 01:30 AM Post #2
I'm not paranoid, no matter what they're saying about me~ Posts: 2,389 Group: Special Member #25 Joined: May 4, 2009	what are these ''seats''
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Dangus	Nov 7 2010, 01:36 AM Post #3
Doomed from the start Posts: 1,018 Group: Special Member #66 Joined: March 13, 2010	chupacabra Nov 7 2010, 01:30 AM what are these ''seats'' At the bottom of every film they would make fun of, there would be a silhouette of them in theater seats.. (two of them are robots) It's pretty much the most iconic part of the series. Edited by Dangus, Nov 7 2010, 01:40 AM.
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Fishmuffin	Nov 7 2010, 02:05 AM Post #4
yeaaa gurl Posts: 5,189 Group: Hamburger Member #8 Joined: February 13, 2008	I think I'll be in the seats
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Demonlemon	Nov 7 2010, 02:14 AM Post #5
MY CHILDREN COMETH Posts: 8,157 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2008	I would like to be in one of the seats
	Happiness is like wetting yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.


Kakkelin	Nov 7 2010, 02:49 AM Post #6
the fresh new talent tcotl needs Posts: 2,086 Group: Special Member #73 Joined: May 10, 2010	http://pokemonacanthite.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=24 There, I gave you enough material to last you five years
	I know I'm not the first choice for heroics...and y'all've tried to kill me more than once. And, I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. I wonder if Danger Mouse is on.


Datt	Nov 7 2010, 02:50 AM Post #7
potato Posts: 3,926 Group: Admin Member #54 Joined: August 26, 2009	I demand to be in a seat :v
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Solid Snake	Nov 7 2010, 02:09 PM Post #8
Makes Games Posts: 2,166 Group: Moderator Member #27 Joined: May 13, 2009	I'll take a seat please Gimme a sec and I'll find some fan fic for you



Kakkelin	Nov 7 2010, 04:19 PM Post #9
the fresh new talent tcotl needs Posts: 2,086 Group: Special Member #73 Joined: May 10, 2010	http://pokemonacanthite.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=5135 This should be fun
	I know I'm not the first choice for heroics...and y'all've tried to kill me more than once. And, I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. I wonder if Danger Mouse is on.


chupacabra	Nov 7 2010, 07:23 PM Post #10
I'm not paranoid, no matter what they're saying about me~ Posts: 2,389 Group: Special Member #25 Joined: May 4, 2009	I would like a seat too
	^hiimdaisy^


Doc	Nov 8 2010, 11:23 PM Post #11
jizz-cuzzi Posts: 3,700 Group: Skin Admin Member #79 Joined: June 28, 2010	here's a clear PNG image of the stands, in case anyone wants to draw in them with out all that shit around the edges



Dangus	Nov 10 2010, 08:59 PM Post #12
Doomed from the start Posts: 1,018 Group: Special Member #66 Joined: March 13, 2010	The people (all written by me) present the first in an incredible series... The Epically Epic adventures of crazE and friends Here we go... CrazE woke up to the sound of his alarm clock. Dangus: He finds the Burger King offering a delicious burger to him. Looking around, he noticed his usual storage closet/room surrounding him. The usual shelf above his head that he usually bumped and knocked a screaming alarm clock onto his stomach, Demonlemon: The usual knifes he kept on the shelf, usually causing usual trips to the usual hospital. in which he would freak out and send his blanket into the other side of the extremely small room and making his valuables crash on the ground, Fujiwara no Mokou: He lives in a freaking storage room, what are his valuables? 2 bucks? where he would pick them up and put them in his void Dangus: Oh, oka- Huh? as he traveled into the world. But something was different today. Fujiwara no Mokou: He put something in his void. Something wrong happened in the world, Demonlemon: Apple made yet another iPhone? and CrazE was notified somehow. The day was already different before CrazE even knew it. Dangus: He was in fact notified two days before hand. CrazE stretched, getting out of his bed and grabbing a small red pouch. Demonlemon: Is that his void? CrazE reached into the bag and pulled out a manicken of himself. Fujiwara no Mokou: What's a manicken? Dangus: Maybe it means man-chicken. "Hmmm.... random draw.... I'll take it!" CrazE set the manicken in the bed, making it act like he was still asleep. Demonlemon: Unfortunately, the manicken was actually of Wilford Brimley, so it just made it look like Wilford Brimley was asleep. "It's so stupid, Fujiwara no Mokou: Thank you for acnologing that. it's random...." CrazE giggled. He then put on his usual white T-shirt with an E on it, Demonlemon: Very usual... his blue jeans, Demonlemon: Very usual when your wearing a t-shirt... and white tennis shoes. Demonlemon: Very- wait, THAT'S NOT USUAL AT ALL! CrazE poked his manicken, laughing for no reason, then opened the door and walked out. Dangus: He then shut it like he had been arguing with the manicken. Fujiwara no Mokou: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M TOO RANDOM?" CrazE sighed as he watched people bustling here and there, doing all sorts of things. CrazE scratched his eyes, making sure that no one had seen him come out of the storage closet. Demonlemon: Then he realized... The manicken was GONE! Not even the CEO of Tonka Toys knew he made his room out of one of their storage closets. Fujiwara no Mokou: Is this every kids dream? To sleep in a storage closet of a toy truck manufacturer? Dangus: I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be his dream. He probably saw how depressing it was. Instead, they just thought of him as a random brown haired guy just looking for a specific toy. Why else would someone travel to the Tonka Toys headquarters? Fujiwara no Mokou: They didn't think that the same guy, wearing the same clothes, that's at the factory everyday, was suspicious? CrazE locked the storage closet and walked outside, looking around. The sun shone brightly and birds were chirping everywhere. CrazE smiled. Demonlemon: He smiles at everything, doesn't he? The perfect day for randomness. CrazE walked up to a random old lady, staring at her intently. The old lady stared back, feeling awkward under his gaze. Dangus: Or, was it love at first sight? Then, with a boom, she poofed away. Fujiwara no Mokou: This isn't random. He's just practicing his "Dissapearing Old Lady" magic trick. CrazE smiled again, looking at where the old lady used to be. "I still got it!" Dangus: Got what? He then reached into the pouch and pulled the old lady out. Fujiwara no Mokou: That. She seemed extremely shocked, grasping her tiny pink purse in terror. Demonlemon: You would do that after dissapearing from existence. "I-I.... I saw things...... that shouldn't be seen..." she whispered, shakily sitting back down. Dangus: "MANICKENS... EVERYWHERE!" CrazE slightly felt bad, giving her a cookie from his pouch. The lady accepted it, biting into it as CrazE walked away. Fujiwara no Mokou: "HA, THAT COOKIE IS MADE OUT OF CRICKETS, SUCKER!" Suddenly the old lady turned into a body-builder, in which the new body-builder walked away, muscles bulging. Dangus: Funny, right guys?... Right? Life as it should be, CrazE thought. Random. Fujiwara no Mokou: And completely unfunny. Suddenly, the sky became dark, scaring CrazE to the point where he exploded in public. Demonlemon: Literally or Figuatively? I can't tell anymore. People watched in silence, then continuing their duties as they saw CrazE standing in the smoke of the explosion. Dangus: Nobody thought this was strange at all. CrazE looked up to see large, grey clouds. But it wasn't just the clouds that startled him. It was the color, or more lack of. Fujiwara no Mokou: Clouds aren't grey anymore? When did this happen? The clouds looked like they came from a black and white movie. Demonlemon: Which would be much more exciting than this piece of "fine" literature. "Well, that's not right..." CrazE said, closing his eyes. In moments colorful clouds came from the opposite way. The clouds began to rain, but not water; Fujiwara no Mokou: IT'S-A RAININ' MEN! a pie fell in front of CrazE, splattering on the ground. Soon pies were falling everywhere, hitting civilians, hitting birds out of the air, Dangus: Hitting planes straight out of the sky! and even smothering squirrels who were out in the open. Fujiwara no Mokou: ... Where else would a squirrel be? CrazE felt good in the pie-rain, laughing and running around. Then something happened that stopped CrazE immediately. Demonlemon: He felt ashamed of himself. The dark grey clouds moved toward the colorful clouds instantly, and as soon as they made contact, the clouds began to turn grey. The pies stopped falling and the colorful clouds became dim. Dangus: As dim as the person writing this. CrazE looked on in horror as the clouds began to rain- normally. Fujiwara no Mokou: "NO! I JUST WASHED MY CAR!" The world became darker, and the world suddenly seemed.... dull. Demonlemon: The world decided it liked it that way. CrazE grabbed his head and screamed. "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!" Dangus: You're growing up, kid. CrazE exclaimed, running in circles. Finally he stopped, thinking Fujiwara no Mokou: About how great it would be to paint a cookie with icecream sundaes. hard. The randomness seemed to die off when the dullness came around, but this dullness was too purposeful, Demonlemon: How could you tell that? too.... Dangus: ... Good... intent. CrazE thought harder, trying to come up with an explanation. Fujiwara no Mokou: He then realized that explanations were dull, and stopped. The dullness was intentional, so that meant...... Fujiwara no Mokou: He needed to stop being random. Hey CrazE, stop thinking. Demonlemon: He's already not thinking. You're making MY head hurt! Darkside groaned inside his head. Dangus: "Stop telling this story, it's terrible," Darkside shouted. "Darkside, shut up. I'm trying to come up with an explanation!" Fujiwara no Mokou: Please, don't strain your brain trying to figure this out. No, you're causing a rupture in your brain. You should let me do the thinking. "I can think!" No you can't. Dangus: Thank you. "Fine. What have you come up with Mr. Smarty pants?" Demonlemon: I've run all the tests, and... You have brain cancer. The dullness is intentional, CrazE. That only means that Randomness is being sought out and destroyed. CrazE stood where he was, hit with shock. "Who would want to destroy Randomness? Randomness is the birthplace of fun!" Dangus: No, COHERENCY is the birthplace of fun. Well, not a lot of people don't consider your fun, fun. All: Like us. Look, if you want to solve this, you're going to have to go find the source of the dullness. "Well, I can't do it alone." Oh my gosh! If you can't do it alone, go get some friends! You could've thought of that! Dangus: The narrator seems weirdly worried right now. "Oh. Right. Well, I guess I'll travel by explosion." Fujiwara no Mokou: Like Micheal Bay does? I still don't understand how that happens. "Me neither. But it's flippin' awesome, right?" All: No. CrazE steadied himself on the ground, then exploded. Demonlemon: Finally, he's gone! Instantly he took off through the smoke, flying into the distance. "I'll go get my friends!" CrazE exclaimed. Fujiwara no Mokou: Yeah, that would be good, but his only friends are a toothpick and a piece of lint. Dangus: Don't forget the manicken! Fujiwara no Mokou: Right, whatever. See you next time, on MLT3k! By the way, guys, if YOU wanna write your parts, then that's fine. Just give me a PM and we can sort it out.
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Kakkelin	Nov 10 2010, 09:10 PM Post #13
the fresh new talent tcotl needs Posts: 2,086 Group: Special Member #73 Joined: May 10, 2010	This is funny, but I recommend having each character's text be in a different color so I can tell what's going on. Also, I am in this fic as the commander of an army of trolls (TROLLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!) with the sole personality trait of being lanky.
	I know I'm not the first choice for heroics...and y'all've tried to kill me more than once. And, I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. I wonder if Danger Mouse is on.


Demonlemon	Nov 11 2010, 12:51 AM Post #14
MY CHILDREN COMETH Posts: 8,157 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: January 29, 2008	You have captured my posting style well. I am amused
	Happiness is like wetting yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.


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