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I had the coolest farksnarkling dream last night
Topic Started: Jun 13 2012, 07:10 PM (317 Views)
plasmi
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I woke up around 5:30 this morning to my dad saying if I felt sick I didn't have to go to work today. I did what anyone would so; I said I felt sick and fell back asleep.
Then, the dream began. I received an email stating that a large game competition was being held for a new game. To enter, I had to go to Brawl's main menu and press + on my wiimote. Curious, I followed the instructions. I fell asleep on my couch as my consciousness was carried into the game.
At first, I was able to see myself. I appeared semi-digital, with dark blue hair that spiked backwards underneath my techno-looking helmet. My right eye was covered in a see-through scanning device, but my left was naked. On my neck was an extremely dark, yet blue-tinted reaper scarf that flowed regardless of the presence of wind. My clothes were unclear, but I could tell they looked similar to my helmet. Then, I fused with the character and could no longer see myself. Now, it was more like real life. I could move my body and feel pain.
Looking down now, I could see a massive stage below me. It was oval-shaped, with two platforms at the end of each long side of the oval. The middle was completely filled with a dark wall, leaving the two platforms connected by small tracks that lined the sides. I was teleported by the moderators onto the bottom platform. Apparently, I was somewhat late. Already, there were people eating at the restaurant which marked the very end of the oval and having conversations. Tables were scattered throughout the area. Each person I saw had a username above their head and looked very similar to me, while none were exactly the same. The main difference I noticed was that some people were different colors than others. There were many blues like myself, but there were also yellows, reds, and greens. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw two users talking. Their names were "Nazma" and "ShadowRaWx," so I decided to join them, knowing who they were. Both were blue, and we discussed that.
After a while of talking which I don't remember, the head of the game spoke to us through a speaker. He informed everyone that colors were teams and that the tracks that connected the platforms were now hostile. He also said something about a prize, and about a direct hit meaning that you're out. This led to swarms of people sprinting out onto the tracks and fighting each other. Whenever someone got a direct hit, they vanished and regained consciousness in the real world. Nazma, being a complete idiot, rushed out into the battle and was killed. I stayed back, not wanting to get killed yet. The game couldn't be this short and dumb, everyone killing each other on the tracks. Matt stayed back with me.
Out of nowhere, a green user charged me with a sword. I sheltered myself with my arms, seemingly just in time; but the sword passed right through me. The head came back on through the speakers, sarcastically questioning when he said that the platforms were hostile as well. Relief swept over me as I recognized that I was safe here. The war on the tracks eventually stopped, and the only ones who were running out there any more were the new people who had just made accounts. Speaking of which, the number of people on the server was increasing rapidly as more and more people found out about the game.
Then, the head of the game announced the beginning of the first round.
Everyone was teleported to a kind of tower level. All of the colors were together. This part of my dream wasn't vivid at all, in fact I probably mind-skipped it. But I, along with many other people, survived the battle until the time limit ran out, and was taken back to the main stage. By the way, the main stage (oval shaped place) was pretty much a communion room, like the place everyone goes as soon as they log in. I continued to battle and my level and experience in the game grew very high, as days continued to pass in real life (in my dream's real life.) I had to work for three days and didn't have time to play the game, but once the weekend came I logged back on. I had a sudden desire to explore the other platform, so I went along the tracks. A yellow randomly attacked me in the stomach, and I asked, "does this mean... I'm out?" She nodded with some kind of evil laugh, and I woke up in real life. I was pretty bummed, and waited about a week before trying to get on again. I pressed + and was easily able to get onto my account. This confused me. I asked ShadowRaWx, who also happened to be on, and he explained to me that the tracks were no longer hostile as of two days before I was killed. In other words, the yellow girl was just screwing with me. This filled me with a pretty deep hatred, so I went to this new machine that allowed people to enter rounds whenever they wanted. It listed all of the matches that were happening, and I joined one that said "Ongoing." ShadowRaWx followed.
This part was very vivid, and the last part of my dream. We were in a huge park with bright green grass and dirt roads the same color as the ones in Pokemon games. There were benches, and trees, and flowerbeds, all scattered throughout the area. There were hills and streams, also. Overall, the park was humongous.
Blues were fighting reds, yellows, and greens, so I joined them. But then, from the hills, came users that were black. "Shit, it's the blacks!" someone shouted from behind me. Everyone began dispersing in all directions. Both Shadow and I joined the blues in sprinting away, but were completely clueless as to what was happening. We ran around for a long time, when I got the bright idea to jump to an area outside the boundary of the stage, where I couldn't be touched. A small dropoff from a hill was the point of choice. I sprinted and jumped on top of the spot, now untouchable. That's what I thought, at least. The blacks started running up a little hill that was normally off-limits to me. I ran backwards and I could now access the field, also. I ran along the border of the dropoff which extended quite a while, and ShadowRaWx appeared running beside me. The blacks were catching up, so I jumped off the dropoff and regained my footing. For some reason, though, it took forever just to regain my footing after jumping. But I still managed to keep running. I jumped a few more times, and each time it was more difficult to recover from the impact, so much so that Shadow began to catch up with me. We eventually got far ahead of everyone else, though, and came to the front of the park's mansion. We ran to the door, but there was a green at the bottom of the steps. Shadow and I talked to the green for a while, and for some reason no other colors were coming. Above the green's head was "x342" (specifically remember), which was the number of lives he had. Of course, you see, by this point in the game many users had around x034 and x009 lives, some a lot higher than that. But x342 was ridiculously high. I punched the guy 4 times, and his number decreased. Shadow punched him 3, and his number decreased even more. Then, he kicked both of us, and just before we had vanished, blacks and reds and yellows began swarming up the hill to the mansion. Enthusiastically, I said to the green, "We'll give you back those lives if you give us back ours?" He said sure, and ShadowRaWx and I recovered- but both of us now had 5 lives. He had given us some of his. "Haven't you guys heard?" said the green. "There are a ton more colors, now. But they aren't actual people, just programs sent by the moderators to speed the game up. Their capabilities are much different than ours as users, but we can still win."
That was when suddenly, some amazing techno-like battle music started playing. I could still remember it even when I woke up. Matt, the green user, and I all teamed up against the approaching enemies, and we farksnarkleing owned. (By the way, I had a sword this whole time, and Matt used weird shurikan things) We were performing all these awesome moves and blocking attacks with our enemies. Then, I woke up, for real.
The music was still playing in my head. By now, I've forgotten it, as expected. But it was great.

Anyway, yeah. Posting this in the GD so everyone hears of Fuma's accident.
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Masquerade
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ok that was pretty legit
i wish i could dream like that :[
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Tyler
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only the finest
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neat
the other night I had a dream where I was in some sort of office building, except it was also in a somewhat fantasy setting, so I had like, elves and dwarves and stuff for coworkers
anyways my boss was Orcish and my coworkers and I spent the entire dream trying to get this one really bitchy dark elf chick fired
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Fishmuffin
yeaaa gurl
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I had a dream where I drowned someone

in my dream, i am the murderer
its me
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hope rides alone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Super Sexy Stoner Surfer Station
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tl;dr
not here anymore
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JuicyJuice
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Super Sexy Stoner Surfer Station
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I dreamt I was a Dragoon today, and flew around fighting shit

Was legit
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Doomed from the start
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I have only question:

Was it a wet dream?
My OC

Also, my blog
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gay crustacean combat
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I had a dream about some spiders. They were dancing.
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