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The Weekly Slinkie

Yo ladies and Gents, Welcome to the first issue
Please note that all things said are for funny purposes, not to be taken seriously.


Headlines in Slinkie's world:

MASS NO GO TO SLINKIES RP
Unknown plague causes RPers to lose sense

Rpers of TESFU have always enjoyed a good bit of fun. Now, When the editor of The Weekly Slinkie posted an RP, it seemed a plague caused everyone to lose their minds and not come to the RP of teh Year, Prophecy!


SANTA GOES BYE BYE
Santa Knocked out by rogue rocket

Yesterday afternoon, Santa was hit by a Rocket when attempting to escape from the North Pole prison, this psycho man had been sneaking into peoples houses and stealing their presents, Much like in Red Dwarf.
Santas defence is that Satan is a direct anagram of his name, thus Satan told him too.


Cases still on the lookout:

The Bone Cutter:
Last seen in the Non-Elder scrolls Fiction Hiding in the Building Condemned: Bonesaw

Anubis
Last seen in Beasts: Uprising, next door to Condemned: Bonesaw

The Bananaman

Last seen Nowhere, the guy is a bleeding ghost


Thats a wekks news in Slinkies Land
Goodnight to all