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By Azura by Azura by Azura...; Ode to the Adoring Fan
Topic Started: Oct 19 2016, 02:04 PM (54 Views)
Kohlar the Unkilled
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Ode to the Adoring Fan


Often enemies rush past me in their fervor to obliterate my Adoring Fan, and they often succeed. Yet he always returns.

He always returns.

Anywhere I seek glory and adventure, he follows. Even if it means he'll drown or be eaten, skewered by bandits or bludgeoned by ogres. He follows. Even to the depths of Dagon's wastes where he becomes befouled and flayed, flattened and incinerated. I loot the steel dagger from his ruined corpse, yet days later-

There he is.

He provides comic relief during dark times, and always carries a torch to light my way. I protect my Adoring Fan- after all, he worships the ground I walk on, and I am the Champion of the Arena. Yet I wonder if he's more than he seems...

I wonder if perhaps my Adoring Fan is some divine aspect of creation serving as a mortal perspective to an historical moment, accompanying as he does one of time's great heroes. A conduit of otherwise unknowable remembrances. This would explain why he flees and is virtually defenseless: to observe without interference; to remain free of the footnotes of history.

It explains why he always returns.
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Never before have I seen such appreciation for the Adoring Fan. Quite refreshing I must say :D
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Kohlar the Unkilled
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I'm amused at how universally despised he is, not just by the enemies within the game but by the people who play it. So while the above was an attempt at humor, I actually do like the little bugger, and I really do wonder: Did the devs toss him in as a fun prank on the player, or could there be more to it than that? :beermug:
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Adella
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I have seen pictures of the little chap....he seems cute. I would have many uses for him. Pleasure toy, lamp holder, ashtray, feather fan holder and he looks so cuddly, easy to transport once tied up and easy to control. How adorabe indeed!

Yes, I really must get to this Oblivion place at some point, I would love to get my hands on him ;)
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