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The Dire Ziil Al; I wax poetic... or something
Topic Started: Jun 13 2017, 01:53 PM (25 Views)
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This isn't really my thing, but it seemed fun at the time, eh? :)

The Dire Ziil Al

Nobody knew where Al called home,
She just drifted into Winterhold and stayed all alone.
Never spoke much, kinda quiet and shy,
And if you spoke at all you just said "Hi",
to Ziil Al...
The Dire Ziil Al

Some people said she was from the Imperial Scene,
where she'd had a dispute with a Provincial Queen.
With a wave of her hand Al created a spell,
That sent that bitch to a plane in hell,
Ziil Al...
The Dire Ziil Al

Her husband was miffed and the Emperor liked him,
So Al had to leave and ended up here in Skyrim.
The College was good with a lot of knowing,
But Al met Ancano and trouble was growing.
Ziil Al...
The Dire Ziil Al

Ancano used the Eye to try to rule the world,
Using its power to create the spells that he hurled.
None had seen the like in the past,
The whole College thought they'd breathed their last,
Except Al...
The Dire Ziil Al

Using the Staff of Magnus yes Al used it's power,
and sent Ancano packing off to the shower,
Now there are some who speak with the tale to tell,
Say she mentioned having now sent TWO bitches to hell,
Ziil Al...
The Dire Ziil Al

Dire Al
Dire Al,
The Dire Ziil Al

(with a nod to "Big John")






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ROFL neil! Big John even....
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:clap: Big John... love it!
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