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(Skyrim) Student of Winterhold (2); Time to grab those robes and cast some spells!
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Oct 15 2016, 12:28 AM
I feel for ya Glargg, I haven't gotten much done..then again, I haven't gotten much done on any character.
I'm really not complaining. There's some winterizing work around the house, but mostly I've been on a creative binge with my music. Joyful time-wasting, I suppose. :)

Then there's the time I've spent, sitting in front of the TV, watching the appalling slow-motion train wreck of our electoral politics. It's a disaster, but like all disasters, one watches with a kind of horrified fascination, wondering what will happen next.

Perhaps we'll wake up on November 9th, and it will have all been a very strange dream. ;)
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How to build a PC the Sah way ..................giggles

first thing you need is a TOP secret laboratory somewhere in the Himalayas or Himalaya, on top of Sagarmāthā or mount Everest


AT THE SECRET LABORATORY

FRONKONSAH: How do you do? I am Dr. Fronkonsah

MONSTER PC: MMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNmmmmmmmm?!?

FRONKONSAH: It's alive!

IGOR: I think you've done it, master.

FRONKONSAH: Alive! Look at it. I have defeated death!

IGOR: Better not get too close, master. This thing could kill you.

FRONKONSAH: It's trying to talk. it wants us to take off the straps.

IGOR Don't fall for that one.

FRONKONSAH: But don't you see...the brain of a i5 6600K is inside this grotesquehulk -- pleading with us. I've got to untie it.

IGOR careful, master -- you never cantell with these things

FRONKONSAH: All right...stand back!

Fronkonsah carefully walks up to the Monster PC and stands over it. The monster PC is silent

FRONKONSAH: Hello there.

MONSTER PC: MMMMMmmmmmmm.

FRONKONSAH: How's everything?

MONSTER PC: MMMmmmmmmmm.

FRONKONSAH: I'm going to untie you -- can you understand that?

MONSTER PC: MMMmmmm! MMMmmmm!

FRONKONSAH: Yes, I'm going to set you free.

Fronkonsah takes the strap across the Monster's thighs and unties it. Then he unties the strap across its chest... and steps back. ALL EYES ARE ON THE MONSTER PC. TINGLY MUSIC. The Monster PC looks at them all for a moment while he is still lying down. A slightly sly grin comes to his mouth. He rises...slowly, carefully, to a sitting position.

MONSTER PC: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm.

FRONKONSAH: It's alive. It's -- moving! It's -- breathing! It's -- standing! What is your name?

MONSTER PC: (thinking for a moment)... It's.

IGOR Original.

FRONKONSAH: (holding out her hands) Give -- me -- your -- hand!

The Monster PC slowly extends his hands to Fronkonsah. Fronkonsah takes them and leads the Monster into his first steps.

PRODUCTION NUMBER - "ALIVE"... in which Fronkonsah, the Monster PC and Igor do a SONG and DANCE that teaches the Monster PC how to move. Occasionally, an unseen FIFTY-PIECE ORCHESTRA joins in.

The Monster PC tries, in his own special way, to imitate the gentle, "Soft Shoe" examples of Fronkonsah and Igor. But where they "Ping" and "Clink" ... he "PONGS" and "CLONGS.
Edited by Sah, Oct 16 2016, 05:01 AM.
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Sah...you are nuts

In a lovely way :hugs:

For your performance honey :rose:

Edit...I take it then number i5 is alive with no short circuits.
Can't wait to see how it renders you :)

So then....Dr. Frankensah (that kills me)
What extra capabilities will Super Sah have?
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Sah 'grat's on getting thre PC up and humming!

Glargg... Michael is watching all that crap... I get a daily update... I could do without. I'm not sure which will be worse...and well Pretty much don't matter.. the congress and senate will make either's like a living hell.
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Oct 16 2016, 09:13 AM
Sah 'grat's on getting thre PC up and humming!

Glargg... Michael is watching all that crap... I get a daily update... I could do without. I'm not sure which will be worse...and well Pretty much don't matter.. the congress and senate will make either's like a living hell.
Exactly. It's a "lesser evil" election. Choose your poison, hold your nose, drink.

I know people who won't vote. I'll vote, because then I have a right to complain about it later. :D

I'm still complaining about Nixon! :meh:
Edited by glargg, Oct 16 2016, 11:21 PM.
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I'm not quiet old enough to complain about Nixon...I too will prolly vote, just to bitch about it later.
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:poke: as a representative & citizen of Australia .......this one will support whoever wins :cigar: .....but prays to the gods it will be the first woman president :bath: ............so vote for?

VOTE SAH FOR PRESIDENT :bunny: .......................YEA :maam:


spankings will be complementary, conservatory & nonliterary ^o) ......ohhh heck spell check is not working properly :-/ .... uhmmmmmmm

you have to have a spanking like it or not :clap: ......how more controversial can you get :scared:





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Oct 16 2016, 05:33 AM
:lmao:

Sah...you are nuts

In a lovely way :hugs:

For your performance honey :rose:

Edit...I take it then number i5 is alive with no short circuits.
Can't wait to see how it renders you :)

So then....Dr. Frankensah (that kills me)
What extra capabilities will Super Sah have?

AT THE CAVE - NIGHT



The Monster PC enters the cave slightly out of breath and stands the "fainted" Sah on her feet. He shakes her.

MONSTER PC MMmmm.

He shakes her again.

MONSTER PC MMmmm!

Sah slowly opens her eyes. The Monster PC smiles sweetly. Sah smiles sweetly in return -- forgetting for a moment where she is. Then her smile turns to growing horror. She starts to scream, but the Monster PC quickly covers her mouth. After a moment, the Monster PC tries to make a "Shhhh" sound with his finger, but as he releases her mouth to use his"Shhh" finger... her SCREAM is still going on. He covers her mouth again and shakes her.

MONSTER PC MMMmmmm!

He gradually takes his hand from her mouth. She is silent; but her eyes are filled with terror. The Monster PC starts to unbutton his pants.

Sah What..........?

The Monster holds up his hand for her to "Wait a minute."

MONSTER PC MMMmmmm!

He goes on unbuttoning his pants.

Sah What in God's name are you doing?

MONSTER PC Baack!

Sah What?

MONSTER PC (motioning for her to move back) Baack!

She moves back a foot.

MONSTER PC Morrr!

She moves back another foot... fascinated. We cannot see what she sees, but what ever it is...she issuddenly filled with awe.

Sah Oh my goodness!

The Monster PC smiles


The camera turns to a rug in front of a fire place ...........and soft music starts playing

Sah ahhhhhh my MONSTER PC .............ohhhhhh ............YES YES YES



Girls & there MONSTER PC's :$ ................giggles ..................MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm :wub:
Edited by Sah, Oct 17 2016, 06:03 AM.
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Oh darling, how simply wonderful, I am so jelly right now ;) I would love to get my hands on your monster PC's BIG hardware :drool:

Sadly Rick only has a small hardware <pout> and although he means well (with his plans for XB1) it just doesn't satisfy a girl with my appetites and expectations.


PS....you really must let me know how the boy performs darling...I'm all ears...giggle.

Passions....
:wine:
:cigar:
:bunny:
:bat:
:bath:

I think thats in the right order, but I have capricious whims....Chuckles
Edited by Adella, Oct 17 2016, 08:47 AM.
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Oct 16 2016, 11:26 PM
I'm not quiet old enough to complain about Nixon...I too will prolly vote, just to bitch about it later.
That's the spirit. It's our civic duty to complain about it. ;)

I've voted in every election since 1968, including all of the local ones for dog-catcher and school board. I complain a lot! :D

For quite a few years, they've been giving out stickers that say "I voted" at the polling place. We have a big stuffed bear named Bartholomew who sits on the end of our sofa, and he wears a battered old Red Sox cap. His cap is covered with all of our "I voted" stickers. :)
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I like to keep at least one of every sticker or pin I get... stuck on my sticker board, side by side is " I voted" & " I gave Blood"... the Irony is lost on some.
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I am in two minds....

On the one hand DT is highly amusing and cringingly embarrassing like GB....but whereas George Bush was endearingly inept...I actually think DT is dangerous.

Hills on the other hand looks pretty strict :drool:
Like a posh nanny....all tidy and cross
Please...please...please ;)

I watch with amusement.....but wonder whose finger will be poised near the big red button.
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Please, I'm just going to ask...No comments on the current candidates or politics at all. Voting is cool, and a wonderful freedom, as well as a repsonsibility, IMO, but I get screaming hot over what is happening with our government.

Haven is supposed to be stress-free.....

Sorry, getting off my steaming high horse....
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Yeah, politics on a forum is not good unless the site is dedicated to the poliical arena. 'Course, for Rick and some others, American politics is just a curiosity without carrying the same weight as we Americans give them. I've always thought I'd like to spend an election year in the EU because it's actually legal for them to place bets on the outcomes just like a sporting event... :)

Well, anyplace where gambling is legal of course...
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Well of course...curiosity indeed....except that of course...the leader of the most powerful country on Earth can have down stream consequences for...well....everybody on our little rock hmm! So we ALL have a vested interest!

I respect and love Andra and I would not wish to get her all fired up....but imo grown ups should be able to discuss...anything....as long as its not predjudicial or hate filled. There is no need to get upset with any rational discussion.....keeping it rational of course is the tricky bit.

Of course its also possible to say...just don't read what upsets you...simple!

Example...I read the guns and ammo thread...cos guns are interesting...but to me the idea of deliberately and unnecessarily putting a bullet into an animal just for fun is a positively evil act ...and it does upset me....but that's my problem and I would not expect people to stop joyfully talking animal killing in the thread just because I did not like it.

Ya see...We all have to have tolerance in this world if we are to get along....imo
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I used to talk with a nice gal who was Canadian and we had some really good discussions because we are at the opposite end of the political spectrum... but able to maintain a level of decorum most of the time.

Anyway, I remember having a particular discussion regarding the price of pharmaceuticals with her and at some point she let fly with this (or something similar) :



"Damn yanks! You think the US is the center of the universe, and the whole damned world revolves around you and your bloody government!"

What could I do but laugh, eh? :)
Edited by neildarkstar, Oct 18 2016, 10:25 PM.
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Oct 18 2016, 06:26 PM
Please, I'm just going to ask...No comments on the current candidates or politics at all. Voting is cool, and a wonderful freedom, as well as a repsonsibility, IMO, but I get screaming hot over what is happening with our government.

Haven is supposed to be stress-free.....

Sorry, getting off my steaming high horse....
Yes, that's why I danced around the subject without pointing to one side or the other, and I think Areial was doing likewise.

I have friends of all political stripes, and I like to keep my friends. :)
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Oct 18 2016, 06:26 PM
Please, I'm just going to ask...No comments on the current candidates or politics at all. Voting is cool, and a wonderful freedom, as well as a repsonsibility, IMO, but I get screaming hot over what is happening with our government.

Haven is supposed to be stress-free.....

Sorry, getting off my steaming high horse....
Yes, that's why I danced around the subject without pointing to one side or the other, and I think Areial was doing likewise.

I have friends of all political stripes, and I like to keep my friends. :)
yep....that
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I am happy to not talk politics

But even when I do..... no way would I get into a screaming hissy fit over a candidate or policy....in any elections including our own.

Its not like the little guy counts anyways in the scheme of things....I always vote cos like Glargg says...I want to feel the right to complain..ha!

So then......as I was saying........I suppose I had better get this competition underway ;)
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Oct 19 2016, 01:08 AM
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Oct 18 2016, 06:26 PM
Please, I'm just going to ask...No comments on the current candidates or politics at all. Voting is cool, and a wonderful freedom, as well as a repsonsibility, IMO, but I get screaming hot over what is happening with our government.

Haven is supposed to be stress-free.....

Sorry, getting off my steaming high horse....
Yes, that's why I danced around the subject without pointing to one side or the other, and I think Areial was doing likewise.

I have friends of all political stripes, and I like to keep my friends. :)
That's exactly why I don't discuss it. :)
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