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Introduction; Klaatu barada nikto
Topic Started: Jan 8 2006, 02:49 PM (459 Views)
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I will get the ball rolling by giving a brief introduction to myself. I hope others will follow my example and make this board a veritable Candy Land of Hello-treats and me-llamo-pops.

My name is Ian. I am twenty four years old and I wrestle dinosaurs for a living.

Okay, that is not exactly true. I hope to one day make a living off of wrestling dinosaurs, as of now it is merely a hobby, a passion. I initially hoped to capture my heroics on film and sell them amongst the underground cryptozoologic antagonizer movement, but sadly my partner was not properly sheltered from the awesomeness of what he was attempting to film, and he soon died of a combination of influenza and exploded head. I blamed myself for his death and so haven't tried to freeze my Han-like exploits in the cold carbonite of a camera since.

So I continue to pursue my love, and the dinosaurs required for it, with a lackadaisically fanaticism, undismayed by my lack of infamy and riches, as I'm sure it will all come in time.

In my free time I enjoy playing video games and eating Swedish fish.

The candy. Actual fish from Sweden would just be weird.
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