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Topic Started: Mar 11 2006, 10:08 AM (6,776 Views)
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At Sonic’s house. Sonic, hey uhhh Amy. Can you get the door. Amy, I can’t. You get it. Sonic, ughh.. alright. Sonic goes to the door and opens it. Shadow, I’m back and better than ever. Sonic, that’s great. He closes the door but Shadow stops it with his hand. Shadow, no I mean check out what I got on my trip. Sonic, what? What is it? Shadow pulls out a taser. Sonic, OH S***!!!! Shadow, it’s alright, I aint gonna use it on ya. I use em on those damn mice that run around in my home. Sonic, dude…. Did you like go to the south for 8 months or something? Shadow, no why? Sonic, cause you sounded like a crazy redneck right there. Shadow, How the hell did that sound crazy?… and plus you are in the south….Never mind. How’s Amy doing? Sonic, well, she’s the same as last time. Just… you know. I’m not going to use that term. Shadow, oh I see where you are going. Sonic, yeah Amy, Shadow? Hey there. It’s been awhile. Oh crap. Bathroom. Be right back. Sonic, sure. *to Shadow* she’s been running to the bathroom a lot lately. Shadow, that is why the weight of the child inside pushes down on the bladder and it makes her want to use the restroom all the time. It’s not her fault. Sonic, I see. Amy, *from upstairs*…. AHHHH ****!!!! Sonic, oh great. Shadow, mice? Use this on them. Sonic, no not a mouse. Those friggin centipedes. Shadow, oh…. Still you want to use this on them? Sonic, YEAH!!!! COOL!!!!! So….
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They run upstair, Amy, Kill it ,kill it, kill it. Sonic, Take this you bug. *he zaps it to death* Amy, Oh Thank God. Shadow, What have you two been doing for these months? Amy, We have mostly had normal lives. No trouble at all. It has been kinda boring lately. Shadow, What month are you in Amy? Amy, This is my ninth month. Shadow, how many days you got left? Amy, Doctor predicts around another week or so. Shadow, it's getting close Sonic. Sonic, Yeah, I can't wait until it is time for it to come out. Amy, Me either, I can't wait to lose this huge belly. I look like a whale. Sonic, No you don't honey. You look really beautiful. Amy, You are just saying that. Sonic, No honey really. You look great. Amy, Are you sure. Sonic, Yes. Amy, Okay then. You know what. SOnic, What? Amy, It has been a while since we had a good visit over a Tails place. Sonic, Yeah, he see him like all the time but he always on the run. Amy, Let's go see them Sonic. Sonic, Sure. Amy, You don't think they will stare at me will they. SOnic, Tails! No. Tails would never do that, Amy, I just feel so self concious about my wieght and size here. Sonic, Honey it is normal. They will not think twice about it. Amy, Thanks honey. You want to come to Shadow? Shadow, Sure. Haven't seen the fox in a while either. Sonic, Well let's go see them. Amy, Okay. Shadow, Sure. Then........
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They get in the car and drive to Tails’ place. Sonic helps Amy get out of the car and Shadow walks up on the porch before them. He looks across the porch and finds the OFF Spray. Shadow, hmmm… I remember you. Sonic, are you talking to a spray can?? Shadow, uhhh… no. Sonic, hahaha. Shadow, Just knock on the door. Sonic makes a fist and gets ready to knock until Tails opens the door before Sonic touches it. Tails, Hey everyone! It’s been awhOOAAA!!!……uhhhh… wow look at those dark clouds at that side of the sky over there. They both look behind themselves and see no dark clouds. Tails, umm well come on in! They walk in and sit down on the couch. Tails, so… how is everybody. Sonic, I feel fine. Shadow, I feel fine. Amy, I used to feel fine. Tails, well a lot has been happening since you all were gone. Check this out, A TASER!!! Sonic, what… you too? Tails, yeah. The mice. Sonic,…….…* Tails, what? Sonic, oh nothing it’s just that Shadow’s taser is used for the same reason. Cosmo, hey everyooOAAA!!!!!……uhhhh…. are those clouds still outside? They all turn around and don’t see them. Cosmo, well, I guess I was wrong about that. Tails, you know, I have a feeling we’re missing someone. There’s a knock at the door. Tails, huh? Come in. Knuckles, yeah you forgot about me that’s who. Hey everyone! What’s uuUUAAAHHH!!!!!…..uhhh…* Sonic, no there are no dark clouds outside. Knuckles, oh ok. Then check out my new Taser!!! Or what I call, the mouse killer! Sonic, WTF!!! You have got to be kidding me!! Knuckles, what? Sonic, ughh… nevermind. Then…..
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Cosmo, So how are you two doing? Sonic, We are doing good. Amy, I'm okay. Wish I wasn't so big, but only about another week. I have to keep telling myself that. Tails, What! Another week. Sonic, Yep that is how much longer they told us little bro. Tails, Cool. I can't wait tp see it. Sonic, Us either. Amy, Yeah. I know you all are looking at how big I am though. Tails, What? uh.. no we are not. Cosmo, Yeah, what he said. Knuckles, Me neither. Amy, Yeah right. After I have gone to so much trouble to look good and get in shape, look at me now. Sonic, Honey you can't help it. Knuckles, Yeah, it's a part of life. Amy, I know. Cosmo, You want to talk in the kitchen some Amy and let the guys catch up. Amy, Sure. *tries to get up from the couch but can't* ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Help. Knuckles, *is giggling at her* then........
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Everyone looks at knuckles, Knukles: What ? i was funny. Tails: Dont mind that jerk, let me help you, K: Who are you calling a jerk Prower, Tails: I said ( he punches him in the chest ) not to call me Prower, Miles, or Babybreath, Shadow, Sonic, Amy, Cosmo: Babybreath? Sonic: Allright Stop it, what happend to our little promise, Friends for Ever!.
Ok why dont we have plum juice, Gloobox runs in Gloobox: Plumjuice? were. Rayman grabs him, lets go bud, Rayman: Im... sorry for the door, Tails: Man and i just had it fixed, Rayman: Really sorry ill pay for it, and they leve, Sonic: So what happend to it, Tails: Well.... (Flash) Tails: No!! I wond do it cosmo, Cosmo: Your sutch a crybaby, Tails ( Withe Drunken Voice ) Im not gonna, and thats final, We will not stream our sex over a webcam. Cosmo: I knew you dont have the guts, than he grabs the PC nad Slams it against the door, the door breaks and the pc shatters to peaces (Flash)... i dont want to talk about it, Aniway i fixed my Computer too, Sonic: Since when do you have a PC,T: i bought it three months ago... than...........
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shadow comes in hey everybody whats up? S: ow your here to SH: yeah i am and ill shock you all with my Taser besause im drunk.. Tails ow yeah?!! not if ill do it first. and they start to shock each other... T. ouch!!! SH: ouch and so it gose for half and hour.. S: stop i you two... SH and T: ouch that hurts.. C your like baby´s..T: he starded it.. SH: you made my.. T:what ever Sh*tdow..... SH: what did you call me?!!! T: Sh*tdow... SH: your are a fox who takes cox.... T: you eat your ow buggers... SH: you use amys condiiciner on you fur...A: what? T: you play whit barbie dolls.. SH: hey!!!! how did you find that out... ill kill ya.. they jump in to each other and..
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Sonic, whoa whoa whoa!! What’s going on? Tails, Look out! He’s a crazy drunk that’s gonna shock you! Shadow, You can't stop it if I stop you I can, here comes Jess, the garbage man! Sonic, Whoa!! Get me away from that thing!! I’m not one of your mice that lives in your home screwing with you. Shadow, On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me, TWELVE TUNA-TWAT, ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S, TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS, NINE, AND Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo, SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS, SIX UCLAMINGS, FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!, FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN, THREE SEVERED HEADS, TWO BLOODY NUTS, AND A MOTHER ******* SON OF A *****!!!!!!! Sonic, OWWW!! That hurt you ******* *****!!! Tails, Now you know how it feels!!! Shadow then traps Sonic in a corner. Sonic, Oh ****! Shadow, now you aint gots nowhere to run boy! Sonic, holy crap, you are actually what I thought you were after all. A crazy redneck!!! Hey guys a little help here!?!? Tails, *in head* maybe if I set this think at half way charge and hit Shadow with it without letting him see me. He sneaks up on him. Shadow, guess what today is? Today is the day that you’re gonna get f***** you blue biiAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! He falls down and Sonic looks at him squirming around. Sonic, ahhhh he’s still conscious!! Sonic and Tails go next to him and start kicking his side over and over again. Shadow, Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OW!! Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Then….
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Cosmo, Boys what are you doing? Sonic, Shadow was trying to shock me. Tails, Yeah. He tried to hurt Sonic. Cosmo, What! Shadow is landing on the porch. Cosmo, and stay out. We don't want you here if you are going to attack people. *she slams the door* Cosmo, that takes care of him. Tails, When did you learn to do that? Cosmo, I don't like bullies in our house. Tails, Cool. Amy, Help. You guys forgot someone in the kitchen. Cosmo, oh boy. We left Amy in the kitchen with no one to help her out of the chair. Sonic, Coming honey. Amy, Would you guys remember I can't stand with this belly. Sonic, Sorry. *Helps her up* Amy, I'm going to be glad when i can actually move again. Oh boy bathroom. Runs through living room. Tails is about to go in. Amy, out of the way Tails, she pushes him away and runs in. Tails, hey! I was going in there. Amy, Sorry, pregnant girls first. Tails, Sonic! She pushed me out of the bathroom. Sonic, Sorry bud. She has to go often because of the baby. Tails, <_< Yeah, but I could have used a better warning. I nearly peed on myself. Sonic, Just like before. Tails, Stop it. Sonic, Okay, I'm sorry bud. Couldn't help it. Then......
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Tails: No Sorrys you promised me you would never bring up that topic again, Sonic: Ok you can do what ever you like with me, Tails: ina a sinister way: EVERITHING?, Sonic: Oh boy. Tails: Ok ill tel everyone about (wisper, wisper), Sonic: So, i come to visit you after a long time and now this, if you say it ill beat you half to death. Tails: wanna se you try. HEY EVERYONE, WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND WITH HIM IN A BUS, HE SAW A SEXY GIRL, ANG GOT AN ERECTION, IN OTEHR WORDS HIS Log STOOD UP AND. Amy and Cosmo and knuckles laugh, Sonic: Ill... Ill. Ill... Starts to punch tails, T. OW your a psycho, Than he grabs his tails and starts to pull on them, he hits him on the head, tails: Nooo Crys, Please Stop, Sonic: Ill kill you,, Tails fell on the floor, Sonic lets him go and runs away, crying. than......
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He runs in a closet and starts crying. Knuckles, dude… those kind of things happen all the time. Sonic, beat it or I’ll **** you up!! Knuckles, oh… ok. Sonic, that’s what I thought. Knuckles, ughh…fine you whiny ***. He walks away. On the other side of the house where Tails is. Tails, that jerk. I’m gonna slap him the next time I see him. Cosmo, just ignore him when he comes back. Sonic, I am back. Tails, oh great…* Sonic, so fox, I see you still have those Barbie Dolls and those Cabbage Patch Kids. Tails, nuh uh! Sonic, uh huh. I found them in the closet I went in. Tails,……….* Sonic, still child like as usual. Cosmo, Tails? *trying to change subject* Do you want me to bake some cookies? I’m starting up the gas right now. Tails, yeah. Sonic, childish babies love cookies. Tails, rrgghh… shut up. Sonic, I also found out that you record Blue’s Clues on your Adelphia DVR!! HA!! HA!! Tails, SHUT UP YOU ******* **** LICKING ***** HASTING **** ******* WHITE **** MAKING ******** STUPID ******* DUMB ****!!! GO **** **** YOU ******* **** SUCKING **** HOLDING *****!!!!!!!!!!!! Sonic, O.O!!! Cosmo, O.O!!! Knuckles, O.O!!! Amy, O.O!!! Tails, Man!! *pulls out cigarette and lighter*. This should kill the tension. Cosmo, WAIT DON’T LIGHT THE LIGHTER!!! Tails, why? *click* Sonic, Oh ****. 3/4th of the house blows up. Out of the smoke everyone is ok. Tails looks around. Tails, AHH ****!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! Amy, you’re lucky I’m standing at the only portion of the house that hasn’t been blown up. Sonic, holy ****! Shadow, I heard this explosion and…OH MY GOD!!!!! Cosmo, This can’t be good. Knuckles, it isn’t. Tails, oh no. What have I done. He falls to his knees and starts crying. Sonic, uhhh… look… stop the crying please. He doesn’t stop. Sonic, Ok, Ok. We’ll work things out I promise. Just stop the friggin crying. We’ll make things better. I can assure you that. He keeps crying. Sonic, SHUT!!! UP!!! He stops crying. Sonic, sorry. I just can’t take it. Then….
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Tails hits him, and crys, Sonic: Please tails, Sonic has tears in his eyes, i dont want to you to hate me, Tails: You dont care about me, Sonic: What are you saying, shure i care, Tails stops crying, Ill have to move to the ,,juck,, i cant say it, Cosomo: I have a house near the Emerald sea, but i only use it when im on holiday there, we can stay there. Tails kisses Cosmo, I love you, Sonic: Man this day has been one heck of a ride, i have an idea, lets have a nice relaxing one at the sea tomorrow. Knuckles: Yeah, like you would go swimming, hehe Sonic: Shut up, there are lots of people that cant swim, K: Like? Sonic: ................ SHUT UP:, than.........
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They head to the beach, Sonic, oh boy, I see water. Knuckles, *slashes him* Sonic, Ahhhhhh. Knuckles, ha,ha. look at the scaredy cat. Sonic, Shut Up! Tails, Sonic why not just hang out around the house if you hate water. Sonic, Thanks I will. * he goes in* Amy, What's wrong Sonic? Sonic, it's that stupid water. Amy, You still hate it don't you. Sonic, Yeah. And I don't think I will ever get over it. Amy, Even if you don't ever get over it, I will still love you and our kid will to when it's born. Sonic, Thanks Amy. I just wish I didn't freak out when it even touches me. Amy, It's just a reaction that you have with that fear. It is normal. Sonic, I just wish I didn't have it. Amy, It's okay. Just come sit and we can talk. Sonic, Thanks. I feel better now. Meanwhile outside. Tails, *is playing in the water* Yay, this is fun. I love playing in the water, to bad sonic hates the water. It is kind of lonely in the water here. he turn around and sees Cosmo coming towards him in her bathing suit. His eyes get very big. Then.......
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Cosmo, Hi Tails. Tails, uhhhh…. Oh crap!! Cosmo, Oh cool! I didn’t know you brought one of those floating noodles. Tails, I didn’t. Cosmo, O_O. In the house. Sonic, you don’t know how it was like when I was young. We had swimming classes. Amy, keep going. Sonic, well… I sucked big time at that. Then there was a time when I head to a beach, different than this one. Amy, ok. Sonic, and well, it became a real tragedy. Amy, how is that? Sonic, well, *flashback*. Guy1: Haha!! You’re afraid of the water!! Sonic, So. What’s wrong with that? Guy2: You’re a wuss man!! You’re like repelled to the stuff. Sonic, please stop. You…you…*sniff* you’re mean. Guy1 and Guy2: Sonic is afraid of water! Sonic is afraid of water. Sonic walks over to a suitcase. Guy1: I wonder where he is going. Guy2: Probably going to hide inside it so he doesn’t get touched by any water. Hahaha!! Guy1: Yeah! Hahaha!! Sonic pulls out 2 AK-47s. Guy1: Oh ****!! Sonic, Die ****ers!! Sonic starts to shoot them. Guy2: Ahhh!!! Run!!! Sonic, **** you **** ****ers!! Guy1 and Guy2: AHHHH!!! *flashback ends* Amy, WT*!? Sonic, I guess I lost my temper then. Amy, you’re going to be ok. As long as you ignore their taunts then I’m sure they should stop bothering you. She walks over to a suitcase. Amy, now I’m pretty sure that I *opens the suitcase and finds the AK-47s* …I…Omg!! *inside her head* He brought these!? Sonic, something wrong? Amy, oh..no no. Nothing is wrong. *back in her head* He’s going to use these if he gets ticked off again.
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Amy, I better hide these or he may cause trouble. So what are you thinking about Sonic, nothing just sitting here. Amy, well I uhhhh. oh boy bathroom again. *runs through the house.* Sonic, Poor Amy. having to run to the bathroom every couple of hours ours or so. But it is a natural part of this at this stage, she will be having that thing in less than a week ,and my live will change forever. I will be responsible for another life. I just hope I remember all the things from when I raised Tails. *outside* Cosmo, Is that what I think that is? Tails, Yep. Cosmo, Are you getting turned on? Tails, What you are wearing is really turning me on right now. Cosmo, oh really. Tails, Yeah. You are looking real sexy in that. Cosmo, hehe, thanks Tails. Tails, it's all I can do to hold myself from just jumping on you. Cosmo, why not? we are at the beach. I can think of no other place better than on the beach. Tails, Alright I can't take it anymore. *jumps on her* you are mine girl. Cosmo, bring it mister. Then........
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Tails, whoa!! Cosmo, that’s right! Tails, is it? Cosmo, yes! Tails, Whoa! Cosmo, See? Tails, Yeah I know!! Cosmo, yep! Tails, woo!! From inside the house. Sonic, *with binoculars* look at everyone. Tails and Cosmo are playing in the water…doesn’t really look like playing. Looks like something else. And Knuckles…is…making a sign for the beach. I wonder what it says on there. Hmmm…, It says…”Come swim at Emerald Sea unless you’re a cowardly blue hedgehog that can’t.” ….rrgghh…**** you Knuckles. I’m about to walk down there with my AK-47 and bring you hell. Amy, *from bathroom* no you’re not. He’ll stop eventually. Sonic, he better. Unless he wants to know why in the next few minutes he has a bullet hole in his head. Amy, I hid the guns so you wont be able to hurt him. Sonic, *sigh* fine. Huh? Another sign. “Hickory Dickory Dock, Sonic can suck my..HEY!!! Amy, *out of the bathroom* Just go down there and talk to him about..*Sonic walks past her, he opens a door and finds the AK-47s.*…HOW DID YOU….!?!? Sonic, I’ll be right back. Oh, and pretend there’s ketchup on my chest when you see me next time. Amy, Oh my god!!! *down at the beach* Knuckles, heh heh heh. Let’s see how he can handle the embarrassment. Sonic, Hey Knuckles. Knuckles, well you finally decide to show yourself you co…OH ****!!! Sonic, Yeah, and I brought my two pals Bob and Frank! Say hello to this *****! *over on beach* Cosmo, oh my god! Sonic has guns! Tails, yeah, whatever, just keep going. Cosmo, *gasp* he’s going to shoot Knuckles. Tails, no he isn’t, ignore him. *back at where Sonic and Knuckles are* Sonic, ready to have fun? RAAA!!! Knuckles, WT*!? SONIC!!! *BANG* WHOA!! DUDE YOU ALMOST SHOT ME!!! Sonic, that’s good. I wonder if I’ll have a perfect aim this time! *shoots the signs* I guess I spoke too soon. Amy, Sonic!! Don’t shoot him!! Then…
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