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Topic Started: Mar 11 2006, 10:08 AM (6,770 Views)
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Tails runs downstairs, Sonic i.... he sees sonic going away with shadow and boom, Tails: Crap, im sorry, it was her idea... SOOONIC, Sonic turns around and just looks at tails, Sonic: So i was thinking Shadow: Yeah? Sonic: It Was Tommy Oliver or Jamie Oliver?, Shadow: Of Course no wonder the food tasted like ****.. Sonic: I Sayd no swareing Shaodw: Really Sorry. Boom is playing with a toy fish in his buggy.. Shadow: His so cute, So here we are.. Sonic: Its not black? Sh: No i re painted it to white and gold, cool what? Sonic smiles, Shadow, Please help your self i got to kill a Power Ranger and the X-Mas ghost, Sonic: I fought it was Jamie Olover, not tommy oliver. Shadow loads up his shotguns (Click, Click), Hey Son.. Turn on TV.. i have Digital TV, so this means Spanish Porn Channels... He closes the house door

At Tommy Olivers House.... He Rams the door, Tommy: What do you want? Shadow: Revenge for that S*it you made me eat, Tommy: I told you im not Jamie Oliver but nooo, Shadow: Shut up he shoots, Tommy: You Retard, allright... Dynothunder Power... Shadow shoots the Morpher... Shadow: Power Down B*tch Tommy: noooooo Scene from outside the house, Bang, Bang
Shadow walks out coverd in blood, One less power f*cker in the world, Now to get the Ghost, .... At Bill gates house.... Ghost: Bill i am the ghost of x-mas... Bill Gates: Please Register your Windows XP by me.... Shadow runs in.. Die MuterSucker.... Bill Gates: Nooo Windows Milenium... I was drunk i didnt know what was i doing... Please: Shaodw: No not you, He shoots teh X-Mas ghost, The gost: Renember me... as a tradition.. he dies... Shadow: And now my last target 4KIDS ENTERTAIMENT, the place where God lives hehe.... Bill: I still have Apple Comps.. Shadow: Shut Up A*shole.... than
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Sonic, so...is he coming back soon? Tails, I don't know. We'll have to wait and see. There's a knock on the door. Sonic opens it but no one is there. Sonic, what the...? Stupid idiots. TRY IT AGAIN AND YOU'RE DEAD!!! He slams the door. Tails, who was it? Sonic, a bunch of retards. That's who. There's another knock on the door. Sonic, oh really?? He runs right through the door. Guy1, oh ****!!!! Sonic, you knock?? Guy2, no man I didn't. Sonic, you knock!?!? Guy1, come on dude it was just a little joke. Sonic, what kind of ****ing joke was that? Was it funny? WAS IT FUNNY? Guy1&2, ....... Sonic, *pulls out a pistol and shoots up in the air* WAS IT ****ING FUNNY!?!? Guy1&2, no no no no no. Sonic, THEN **** OFF AND DONT LET ME ****ING SEE YOU AGAIN YOU ******* ****!!! The two guys run off. Sonic looks back inside and finds Tails with a shocked look, looks at the gun, looks back at him and says: uhhh...they should use the doorbell next time. Tails, may I ask...WHY DID YOU GO THROUGH MY DOOR!? Sonic, what? I thought I could get outside faster. Tails, *sigh*. Clever aren't you? Why the gun? Sonic, to scare them into not coming here anymore. Tails, you better have the money to fix my friggin door. Sonic, maybe. All of a sudden they find Shadow running down the road. Then......
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Sonic, Shadow, were did you go off to? Shadow, I had to go on that killing spree remember. Sonic, oh yeah. Tails, don't think you can get away with out paying for my door Sonic. SOnic, I'm not Tails. just chill out. Tails, Just don't forget *goes upstairs* Shadow, what is with him? Sonic, He is still upset, that I keep walking in on him. Shadow, figures that the fox would be upset while he is humping his girl. Sonic, Please don't talk like that. Shadow, Why, you did it like them too, but you forgot the condom and now you have a kid and a wife that is not allowed to have sex with you for like a week or two more because of the birth. Sonic, You don't have to rub it in man. Shadow, I think I get it, you don't want Tails having a good time, because you have been held off from your playing around for about a month now. Sonic, What! Don't be rediculous. Shadow, oh course not. hehe. Sonic, Shut-up! Shadow, okay, Sonic the doesn't get any hedgehog. Sonic, Shut-Up. Shadow, okay, it is gone. *the door bell rings* Tails and Cosmo come downstairs. Cosmo, we have guests. Tails, let's see who it is. Sonic, Why do you two never great me like this. Tails, You never ring the bell. You just bust right in everytime. Sonic, oh yeah. Cosmo, Maybe we would if you would actually do that. Shadow, another point Sonic. Sonic, I thought I told you to shut-up. Shadow, man, he is really grouchy now. Tails, I'll get the door. Shadow, okay. He goes over and opens the door. It is cream ,but she is different. She is wearing very tight and revealing clothing and her figure is much different form the little kid she use to be. Cream, Hello guys! Then........
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Sonic, wha...!?!? Tails, 0_0. Cream? Is that you? Shadow, it can't be. Cream, what are you talking about? It's me. Cream. Shadow, what are you wearing!? Cream, well, Im a hore now. Tails, I'm sorry?? Cream, I said I'm a ****ing hore? Can't you ****ing hear a ****ing word I'm ****ing saying? Sonic, uhhhhh watch your mouth. Cream, sonic, eat me you ****ing pig! Tails, hey! Be nice you hore! Look at you, you're...you're in those tight clothes and you can see things. Cream, look at you! You're the one who always has ****in' nonstop sex all the time. Pervert. Tails, O_O. How did you find that out? Shadow, enough of this. I want to know how you changed into this little girl into this active slu.... hore. Cream, it wasn't long ago. People were talking about how weak I was. How they thought I was useless. I walked down a road, looked near a hotel and saw my future. And now, take a peek inside my wallet. They look in and find alot of money. Sonic, how'd you get all of that money...oh wait. Cream, you really want to know? Sonic, not anymore. Cream, heh. You were better off not letting me say the story. Cosmo, so who's at the doo...oh my god! Cream, remember me? Cosmo, vaguely. Cream, it's me. Cream the ****ing rabbit hore. I've become more bad *** than before. Cosmo,.....good for you. Cream, so like, am I allowed in or some ****? You aint gonna treat me like white trash are ya? Tails, well before you come in and sit down, hold on. He walks upstairs, grabs a towel and places it over the couch. Tails, ok, you can sit in the area where the towel is. Cream, you think I have like AIDs on my furry *** or something? Obviously you think I'm some contaminated **** or someth... Sonic, just stop talking and come in already. Cream, heh. You better hope I don't p*ss on that couch. Cosmo, don't you dare. She sits down, puts her one leg on top of her other one, pulls out a cigarret and lights it. Cosmo, you smoke? Cream, you got a problem with that? The smoke alarm goes off. Tails, well, I guess that could cause a problem. Cream, well, get the **** over the noise. I've dealt with alot of noises before. Sonic, ok that's not right. Sonic looks over to Shadow who is staring at Cream. Sonic, Shadow!! Shadow, (out of trance) huh huh? what? What's wrong? Sonic, dude...snap out of it. Shadow, uhhh... I don't know what you're talking about. Cosmo finds Tails staring and slaps him. Tails, ouch. Sorry. Cosmo, just stay turned around. Tails, ok. Cream, you know, that was ****in' stupid to put a ****in' towel over the ****in' couch. So while you're turned around, I might walk up to you and use my stripper shoes to kick you right in your orange ***. Cosmo, leave him alone! I would've done the same thing to have my couch clean...oops...I mean. Cream, ahh who gives a ****. I'm dirty. Doesn't matter. Hey Shadow, remember Maria? Shadow, *sigh* yes. Cream, she's a hore too. Shadow, X_X. Stop please. Cream, I aint stoppin this ****. I'm tellin you the ****in' truth! She's a hore!! Sonic, ok 1) enough with the cussing, 2) go back to what you were before because you were nicer then and you weren't like this. Or 1+2 is going to equal 3) out the door. Tails, which you need to pay for. Sonic, would you stop talking about it? I told you I was going to handle it. Cream, oh boo hoo you're ****ty door broke boo hoo. Get the **** over it you whining dike. Tails, please stop. Cream, if your such a ****ing genious then why can't you use your ****ing brain (Tails gets aggrivated) to build a new ****ing door you lazy fox. Tails, (turns around) SHUT THE **** UP!!! The whole room is silent and everyone is looking at Tails. Tails, man! WT* is your problem? Cosmo, Tails are you... Tails, Cream!! Get the **** out!! You sl*t!! Cream, or else what? Tails, Sonic, Shadow, Cosmo. Step outside please. Cosmo, you're not gonna do her are you??? Tails, and get AIDs? Hell no! Not this *****!! Cream, your annitials are MTP right? Well they actually mean Mellon Tasting P***y or Man touching P***k. Tails, (serious angry look) STEP OUTSIDE PLEASE!! They all walk outside. Sonic, I wonder what's going to happen in *crash* *glass shattering* ...there!?!? What the...? Tails, *from inside* *****!!! *crash* PROSTITUTE!!! *CRASH* MOTHER ******!!! *Crash!!* Cream runs outside on the sidewalk. Cream, fine! **** you!! I'm going to my hotel!!! Where there are all the guys I can get laid with for money!! You poor b*****d!! Tails, well atleast I can afford a rich home like this instead of living in a cheap hotel!! B****!!! He walks back in. Sonic, so... what now? Cream, I don't know. Shadow, so are we ever going to see you again soon? Sonic, ....Shadow...shut up. Cream, yeah maybe. If you want a little visit then you know where to find me. Shadow, *whispers* which hotel? Sonic, Shadow!!! Shadow, what? I'm not going to do her. Sonic sees him turned on. Sonic, uh huh. What do you call that? Cream, don't worry. I'll be back tomorrow. As long as that damn fox doesn't be a ***** again. Cosmo, well. I don't know if he'll enjoy you coming back. Cream, *scoffs* heh. Well, he can just get the... Cosmo, I've about had enough hearing that line today. So just...go to your hotel and I'll see what I can do. Shadow, see you tomorrow. Sonic, Shadow, you suck. Shadow, what? I said see you tomorrow. My god. You have a screwed up mind. Sonic, Well atleast my mind doesn't build an eiffel tower down below. Cosmo, let's just come back in. I'm going to calm down Tails. Sonic, how? Cosmo, well I don't know really. Sonic grabs Shadow's arm and drags him back in while he is looking at Cream. Sonic, pervert. Get inside. Then.....
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Shadow, Why are you pulling me into the house? Sonic, Cause I don't want you getting ideas. Shadow, I don't know what you are talking about. Sonic, Yeah right. I saw you were getting turned on out there. Shadow, What! Sonic, don't lie. I saw you. Shadow, well she's hot. Sonic, just shut up. You have no business looking at her. she is a hore. she only wants sex and that is it. she is not likely to give love or anything. Shadow, why do you need love to have a girl. Sonic, You are just getting sick now. Don't go visitting her or any thing. Shadow, I won't. Sonic, Good. *in the kitchen* Tails, man she is really slutty now. Cosmo, I know, Why would she change from that sweet little girl to that thing. Tails, I know. It doesn't make any sence. She used to be a really good friend. cosmo, Well, at least we agree to get her out of here like that. Tails, Yeah, I don't want her around here acting like that. It is not right. Cosmo, good, I don't want you looking at other people other me anyway. Tails, After hearing her, that brings me to the fact I am glad to have you around here. Cosmo, Thanks Tails. You have made me very happy. *in his mind* oh yeah. nice move. *that night* Shadow is hanging around in the room he is stay in. He sees Tails and Cosmo enter their room. Shadow, oh great. I bet I know what is going to happen in there. And I don't want to stay around to find out if I am right or not. I know I said I was not going out tonight, but I had my finger crossed so see you later Sonic. *jumps out the window.* okay, now I'll head off and find that hotel. *in town* I think this is the place. *goes in* Hey you have a person by the name if Cream staying here. Desk clerk, oh yes. she is up stairs in the last room on the right at the end of the hall. Shadow, thanks. *goes up and knocks on the door. Cream- *opens the door very slightly* Yeah, who is it and what do you want? Shadow, It's me Shadow, and I came to take you up on your offer from earlier. Cream, oh really. Stand over there and stand up strait. Shadow, okay. Cream, *stares at him* hmmmmmm. Ah, you look like you would be really fun. Shadow, I do! Cream, yeah. but you know that I am not cheap though. If you are wanting some actiojn, you have to pay me. Shadow, I know. How much? Cream, one hundred. Shadow, that is here. Cream, alright you have a deal. *opens the door fully* Not come on in and I'll get ready. Then..........
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Shadow lays on the bed while Cream gets ready in the bathroom. Cream, you ready? Shadow, I'm ready as I'll ever be. She walks out in a sparkly stripper suit. Shadow turns on in 1 second. Cream, wow. That fast! Well then, we mustn't wait shall we. Shadow, yeah whatever lets go. Cream, well, shouldn't we.... Shadow, have sex yes lets go!! Cream, you sound eager. Ok then. She gets on the bed and gets on Shadow. Shadow, oh yeah!! Yes!!! YESS!!!! OHHHH!!! UHHH!!! UHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! YES!!!! OHHHH!!!!! DAMN!!! YESS!!!!! Cream, you liking it? Shadow, YEESSSSS!!!!!! OHHHHH!!!! Bed flys half way up into the air and back down. Cream, oh my god!! How did that happen??? Shadow, OHHHH I DONT OHHHH NOOOO!!! OHHHHHH!!!!! WHOA!!!!! Cream, are you ok!?!? You look like you're going to have a seizure!! Shadow, IM FINE!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!! OH MAN!!!!! IM!!! IM!!!! IM!!!!!!..... *on a TV at Tails house* On TV: Boy, I'm coming!!! Mom, you better be. (off TV) Tails, nah. Next channel. I've seen this show a million times. *back at the hotel* Shadow lays there unconscious with those spirals in his eyes. Cream, look at me. I look like a ****ing glob monster. There's a knock on the door. Cream, oh no. She goes to the door and opens it. Guy(thatpaystohavesexwithher), what's with you? You go in a tub of glue or something? Cream, uhhhhh...no. Guy, who's that? Cream, (gets in the way so he can't see Shadow) nobody. Guy, alright. Whatever. See you later. She shuts the door and locks it. Cream, Shadow!! You have to go now!!! If you don't...then I'm screwed. Shadow, it's too late. You already got screwed. Cream, I'm being serious. Shadow, why? Cream, I can't explain. Just go! Shadow, alright alright. See you later. Shadow walks back home looking all drunken. He walks up to Tails door and finds Sonic standing there. Shadow, Sonic. Sonic, (angry) hey Shadow. Where did you go? Shadow, uhhh...no where. Sonic, what's that...crap on your chest? Shadow, (looks at his chest)....glue? Sonic, Shadow. Did you have sex with Cream? Shadow, uhhh...no. Sonic, oh yeah? Then how do you explain these sparkles all over you? Shadow, ****. Ok fine. I did. Sonic, you pervert. I can't believe you did her. Did I tell you not to go visiting her? Shadow, I had my fingers crossed you bi..(Sonic back hand slaps him across the face)...OUCH!! Then...
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Shadow, Hey wait a minute, Why am I listening to you? Sonic, Because I said so. Shadow- **** off Sonic. You can't tell me what to do. I have my own life. If I feel like going and ****ing a hore I can. Its my money and my choice. Why don;t you go mess with Tails for a while? Sonic, Because Tails and Cosmo are using a doctor plan to get him to lower his ammount. This is only their first week so they are doing it everynight. Shadow, Well don't be surprised if I go get some every night. Sonic, I'll call the cops. Shadow, If you do, I'll tell them you let those two do that so much upstair. Sonic, uh, no need to tell them that. Shadow, We have a deal. Sonic, Fine. I have no choice. Shadow, Good, I'll see you later. Sonic, See you later *****. Shadow, See you later ***. At Shadow's house. oh man, I am sad now. I haven't had any action in a long time. I need some good action. I love having that feeling back in my life. I need more of it. How am I going to get more. I know. *calls the hotel* Shadow, Hello, can I get the number for the last room upstairs. Desk clerk, Fine. Cream, who is this? Shadow, It you're favorite black hedgehog from ealier tonight. Cream, Why are you calling me here? Shadow, I want more of you! Cream, what I just gave you some. Shadow, who cares, I want more of you. Cream, hmmmm. You sound like a customer I could start to like some. Shadow, Will you come to my place and do it here? Cream, if you have some money I am willing to come. I would rather do it there anyway. Safer in a home than in a hotel. Shadow, just get over here you hore. I want some now. Cream, just calm down. I'm coming. Don't go nuts. Shadow, Just get here fast before I go nuts for you. Cream, alright be right there. Shadow, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I am going to do it again. Yay! There is a knock at the door. Then..........
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Shadow opens the door, The Pizza boy: Heres the pizza you orderd mr. hedgehog, Shadow: Oh Thanks, here keep the change, ... He heaves....Shadow: Hmm what should i do till than....Cream comes in... DO ME BABY.. Shadow: Thanksgod.... the run to the bed room..... Shadow: OW... Cream: You like that dont you b*tch....

Back at sonics house....
Boom and amy are sleeping and Sonic is watching tv (TV) Hey, its the Super Mario Super Show, Sonic: Nah... (lickl) Now back to Sonic X on Jetix... (WTF? Im a cartoon?) ... Theres a knock on the door.... Sonic: Yes... Police: Sir, do you know a fox by the name Miles Prower.. Sonic: Thats Tails! Cop 1: Can you come with us to the station please Sonic: Whats wrong? Cop 2: Your friend was arrested Sonic: WHAT!!!! DID HE STEAL ANYTHING!!! Cop1: well explane on the station

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Sonic sees tails and cosmo behind bars, Tails: Oh god,... he crawl under the bed.... Cop: Sir you are responsible for him? Sonic: Yes? Cop: Did you know that they stole some stuff at the Supermarket? Sonic looks at tails Cop: A few people say the saw him stealing... Tails turns red....Cosmo looks at sonic.... Sonic: Ill take them home... Cop: If this happens one more time... I have to arrest you too.. Sonic: I understand-- Cop: They stole some a bottle of rum, russian vodka, and a 6 pack of beer.... Tails: I forgot to pay for it...Cop: The Cameras saw you hiding it in your bag.. Sonic looks at tails.... The Jail doors open.. Tails: Sonic? Sonic:......... Lets go!!!! Cosmo: We really forgot..... Sonic: GO!!!

In the car... sonic is just still, he didnt say one word
Tails: Sonic im sorry Sonic ... Tails: I really forgot to pay for it Sonic ... Tails says to cosmo: Man i never seen him like this Sonic: .... Tails has tears in his eyes.. im so sorry sonic. Sonic ..... They arrive at the house: Sonic: OUT!!! Cosmo: Sonic... Sonic: I Sayd OUT!!!! Tails: Dont... Sonic: GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY CAR!!! They go out and sonic drives away....... Sonic: (in head) Stealing!!! I expected anything but not stealing.... The car drives home. Sonic: Ill sleep on the sofa... he turns on tv and lays on the sofa...... (His 9, Alcohol, what dtd he wanted to do with it oh god...) He falls asleep... Than The Next Day.......
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Sonic, I can't believe Tails would do something like that. I better go talk to him now. Amy, now where are you going Sonic? Sonic, I have to go talk to Tails about last night. Amy, Well hurry back I am getting tired of taking care of the baby right now. It is your turn soon. I don't know how much more of this sucking I can take either. Sonic, Alright hunny, I'll hurry back. Amy, thanks. On his way he passes Shadow's house. Sonic, I wonder what he is doing right now. He goes over and looks in the window. Cream, are you ever going to get tired? Shadow, Nope I am going to keep ****ing you until the cows come home. Cream, well, at least you are getting your moneys worth for this action.Shadow, I'm going too take every advantage of it. Cream, Well, keep coming. Shadow, You got it. *gets away from the window.* Sonic, oh man. he is obsessed with her. He is probab;y going to keep doing her until he either runs out of money or she gives it to him for free. I don't want to sit and watch him. I can't stop him if he wants to **** a hore. *he heads to Tails house.* Sonic, alright Tails. It is time for you two to come down here and spill your guts. Tails, oh man. Cosmo, come on Tails. We better get this over with ,or he will be really mad. Tails, Yes SOnic. Sonic, I'm very disappointed in you. stealing beer. What were you thinking. Tails, I don't know. Sonic, Well, if you do something like this again. I am the one who is going to get in trouble. And you don't want that. I have a kid. If that happened. You would be the one who is going to do the baby for until Amy could get me out. So you better not do anything like this ever again. Tails, okay. Then..........
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Sonic: I will still punish you, Tails: You cant do it im not a little kid, Sonic: One word 9 Years, Tails Thats two words Sonic:I know Cosmo:I am at fault here too Sonic: How? Cosmo: I got tails drunk adn he wanted more so you know what happend and.. Sonic: Hoow can you do this i always gave tails one month house arrest when he drunk beer Tails: Yeah and you destroyed my childhood too. Sonic: What? His phone rings ....Sonic: Hello? ... Amy: OH SOONIC, GET HERE, NOW!!! Sonic: Coming honey, Tails: Sonic will you forgive me? Sonic: OK, but ill puniish you anyway, Tails: Can i and Cosmo go and help you in babysitting, Sonic: Why not lets go.....

Shadow is still fucking with cream..
Cream: I cant i just cant Shadow: But i can. Cream: I dont want to be a hore anymore.... A big explosion slams Shadows door open.. ???: We are the oter Dyno Power rangers, youll pay for almost killing Dr. Oliver Shadow: What A headshot and he lives? Conner: Bearly, his half-dead, They Strike the Morphing pose, Dynothunder Power UP (morphing) Shadow: ****, CRAP, Ill show you WAAAAAAAAAA He transforms into hyper shadow, They fight.. (ya, wa, bang,) Shadow: Crap what now?? They form the Z-REX BLASTER Shadow: S*it They fire Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOO (he changes back) Blue ranger: Ill rip your balls off, Shadow: Well i also have a Power... SPD Emergency, He morphs into Shadow Ranger..... Shaodw: SHADOW SABER POWER UP.... Red Ranger: This looks bad, Shadow: Hehe.. (Slash, slash, slash) They all are slashed and bleeding on the floor, Shadow: now get out.... Were were we? Oh yes, Cream hehe... Cream: nooooo... than
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*enter the house* Amy, Get in Sonic. I have to go rest again. I have just lost all energy you to do the baby thing for a while. Sonic, alright fine. Hello my little boy. How are you doing today. You are very cute. You are very *smells the air* eww. In need of a change. Oh wait a minute. This is even better. Oh Tails. Tails, What is it Sonic? Sonic, I have a little job for you and Cosmo. Cosmo, For us? what could you possible have for us to do here? Tails, And by the way, what is that smell? Sonic, You don't remember that smell? Tails, no I don't. What is it? Sonic, That is part of your job. You and Cosmo, get to change Boom here. Tails, WHAT! Cosmo, What! Tails, You can't be serious. Sonic, Oh but I am. You wanted to help so you get to change my son. Cosmo, Sonic that is nasty. Sonic, To bad, you get to do it here you go. *hands him to Tails* Tails, Yuuuuuck. Sonic, Go do it. Tails, oh man. Come on Cosmo. I guess we better go give it a try. Cosmo, oh great. Then........

Cream, Please no. Don't thats enough. Shadow, *sitting on her so she can't go any where* What do you mean enough? I haven't gotten any action in quite a while, and I am making up for lost time you little *****. Cream, Please no more. Shadow, Sorry, but I want more. Cream, NooooooooO! Shadow, Yes! Yes! Yes! I love to **** you. I'm glad you came back to this town. You needed some of me. Cream, please no more. Hey what about of deal. Shadow, *sits up but is still sitting on her* Yeah, I'm listening. Cream, Well if you let me go. I will come by when ever you want and where ever you want for free. If you let me go please. Shadow, Any time! For Free. You got yourself a deal you little *****. *gets off of her* Thank you just no more for today. Shadow, Fine. Get yourelf home you little hore. Cream *runs out of the house* Shadow, I better go see what Sonic is doing now. That will give me a chance to rest some. *he heads over* Then........
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He opens the door but he doesn't find Sonic. Shadow, hmmmm...maybe if I try upstairs. He walks upstairs opens the door and finds Sonic sitting on the toilet. Sonic, SHADOW!?!? Shadow, oh ****! He closes the door. Sonic, *from inside the bathroom* Shadow what the hell are you doing here? Shadow, I don't know, just resting up until I do Cream again. Sonic, ughh...I called you this before. Pervert! Shadow, I don't care if I'm a pervert. I will still **** Cream whenever I please. Sonic, oh really. Shadow, the last thing I heard from her is that she will come to me anytime and do me for free. Sonic, for free? So she is a hore as I thought she was. Shadow, shes more of a slut to me. Sonic, well since you are here, mind seeing if I got any mail? Shadow, uhhh...fine. He goes down to the mailbox and finds a Victorias Secret magazine. Shadow, oh man! He opens it and starts reading it. Shadow, oh god. Here we go again!!! It's about time for more. Sonic,
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Sonic, Shadow what are you doing down there? Shadow, Nothing, here comes your mail. Sonic, ok, just leave it out there and I'll get it in a minute. Shadow, Ok, well, I better be going. Sonic, ok, don't do it to much. Shadow, What do you mean? Sonic, I know you are about to go find her again. You don't have to lie. Shadow, What does it matter to you if I go and **** her again. Sonic, it isn't my business, But if you want to **** a hore. Go right ahead, I see that I can't stop you. Shadow, Ok bye. Sonic, Bye. *in the other room* Cosmo, Oh man, he doesn't smell that great Tails. Tails, I know, and now Sonic is making us change him. Cosmo, This is just gross. Tails, I know. Sonic, I hear ya'll complaining in there. Don't forget I changed your furry little butt Tails so go do it. Tails, Great. Well I think he better try this. Cosmo, Oh man. *Tails takes the diaper off* Tails, aw yuck. Cosmo, Aww that's so nasty. Tails, Yuck. *Boom starts peeing in the air* Cosmo, Tails! Watch out! Tails, Huh? awww nasty. I got some on me. This is just great. Now I smell like pee. Cosmo, ewww. Tails, Just get the thing on him before he goes again. Cosmo, They work at it and finally get it on. Tails, Finally. Cosmo, Ewww, you smell bad now. Tails, I know. I am going to have to scrub really good in the tub to get this smell out. Sonic enters then........
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Finds Cosmo holding Boom watching him with her eyes wide open. Waiting to see what will happen next. Sonic, well, it seems that you two are doing a fine jo...where's Tails? Cosmo, well, he went to go take a bath. Sonic, why? Cosmo, because he got peed on. Sonic, so! I get peed on alot of times and you don't see me complaining. Cosmo, who pees on you? Sonic, everybo.... Cosmo, O_O. Sonic,......just Boom? Cosmo, O_O. Sonic, ah ****. *in the bathroom the tub is already run* Tails reaches for a bar of soap on a ledge and it falls to the ground. He half way bends down to pick up the soap until he stops, goes back up and looks behind him and there is no one there. Tails, whew. Ok. He goes down to pick up the soap looks to the side and sees a poster on the wall. Tails, AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh it's just a poster. *a hand grabs his shoulder* Sonic, Tails!! Tails, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Oh it's just you. Sonic, take your bath quick! Tails, what do you think this is? A ****in military camp? Sonic, just hurry it up!! Tails, fine. You wining sack of ****... Sonic, I'm sorry. Tails, nothing. Sonic, hmmm... Tails, JUST GET OUTTA HERE YOU ****ING CUM DRINKER!! IM TAKING A BATH!! Sonic, you better watch what you say. Tails, why are you still here? Sonic leaves. Tails, god! He's so aggrivating sometimes. Why is that poster on the wall??? Then...
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A few minutes later....
Tails: Ok im finally clean Sonic: Hey you are there for 30 minutes nowTails: Im coming... You blue.... Sonic: Say it and!!... Tails opens the door pushes sonic aside.. Sonic: Hey... why did you push me Tails: Because... he ghose downstairs Sonic: TAILS!!! Cosmo: Stop yelling the little one is sleeping Tails: Yeah you retard, Cosmo/Sonic: What did you say Sonic: Miles Prower i should... Tails: If you say Miles one more time ill... Sonic: Miles,, tails grabs a Chair... Sonic: Dude calm down.. you dont want to do it.. Cosmo: Are you serious Sonic: Ok im sorry please let the cair down and well talk about your angry... Tails throws the chair... Sonic dashes the chair.. it hits cosmo. Cosmo: OW, you furry *******.... Sonic grabs tails and gives him a real spanking on the butt... Tails: Ow, Ow, Ow Sonic: Go to your room.. well its booms room but you know where...Tails: Shut up Sonic: NO!!! YOU SHUT UP!!! YOU OPEN YOUR FURRY MOUTH ONE MORE TIME AND ILL GIVE YOU A BEATING OF YOUR LIFETIME!!! NOW GO TO THAT ROOM!!! He slaps tails.... the whole room is quiet Amy, Cosmo and Tails stare at sonic, Tails. im going... Sonic: What hase gotten into you throwing a chair at me?? Tails well you are so aggrivating sometimes you always tell me what to do.... Sonic: Ok than im sorry, but you stole beer and now go and think about the things you done mainly Stealing and throwing stuff at other people, Amy: Cosmo are you ok ? Cosmo: I think so.... Later....

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Shadow is sleeping, he wakes up... Who am i where am i, what is my meaning.. maria?.. Oh i hate these monday beer moarnings....Hmm who should i go bother next.. sonic.. no! Vector, Espio and Charmy... No!! They are probebly drunk, Ah i know... Later... Hi knukles long time no see.. Knuckles: Yeah i guess (in head) Crap not him i wanted sex with Tikal and Rouge... K: Eh shadow i dont think this is the right time.... Hey theres a Boarding House full of naked teen woman, Shadow: Oh boy! CHAOS CONTROL...... From the House Girl : AAAAA A pervert Shadow: Hey ladies, wanna ****? .... Knuckles glad thats over.. than.........
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