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| Sunshine the fox | Apr 28 2006, 04:15 PM Post #466 |
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Amy, SOnic did you have to be so mean to him. Sonic, Well, if he ever learns some respect maybe I wouldn't have to do that. Cosmo, I know he is a little stubborn like that sometimes, but he just likes that he lives on his own now and doesn't have to listen to what others tell him to do. Amy, That would explain it Sonic. You let him live on his own, and he has his own rules now. Sonic, I guess he would then. Cosmo, So maybe you should apologize Sonic. Sonic, I guess I should then. Tails, *comes downstairs* alright my time up there is done. Sonic, Tails I'm sorry about this. I just wanted you to show me some respect. I didn't mean to blow up that bad. Tails, are you serious? That is all you wanted. For me to show you a little respect. Sonic, Yes. If you would do that, I don't care what you do. Tails, Thanks Sonic. Ok, I will try to be good then. Sonic, Good boy. Your punishment is over you can go home now. Sorry about Boom peeing on you. He thinks that is funny. Tails, Alright, I am over it now Sonic. I'll see you later Sonic. Come on Cosmo. Cosmo, Ok I'm coming. Then....... Shadow, *gets kicked to the side walk outside.* Ouch, wild girls. I like them, but they are to wild for me. I need to go find someone who wants to just go at it. I am really in the mood for a good ****. maybe I should just go see if I can find that hore Cream. She said anytime I wanted and that is a great deal. Now where could I find her. I bet she is in that hotel. I know one thing though, I will hide my identity then surprise her when I am in there. That will be fun. Let's see. *sees a big coat over on a rack.* That's perfect. I can see her, but she can't tell who it is in it. This will be fun. *goes to the hotel and knocks on the door* Cream, Yes, what do you want? Shadow- *in the big coat* Heard you are a hore. I'm looking for some action. Cream, What do you have to offer? Shadow- I have some money and this. *opens the lower part of the coat and shows it to her* Cream, Alright you seem like some fun. You can come in. Then........ |
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| Zero86 | Apr 28 2006, 04:46 PM Post #467 |
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Sonic comes back inside and plays with boom, Tails is walking home and talking to cosmo: Sonic is sutch a creep sometimes, He thinks hes so great and blue Cosmo: Well he just wanted respect, Tails: Yeah i guess... but still, it was i who buyed him the shoes, Cosmo: Really? Tails: YEah and he always calld me My Little Foxy Miless. Or Brat... Cosmo: He Little Foxy.. Tails: So And what about your childhood, Cosmo: Well as a little flower i played with other little flowers. but i started to bloom more early than other so they all laught at me... Than there were the bees that wanted to pollinate me, and i can also do photosynthesis Tails: COOL.. i would like to pollinate you too.. Cosmo: You sayed One time One day, Tails Yeah but look at it, his allready up, Cosmo: Well OK... They run inside than..... Cream and shadow do it... Cream: WOW!! Whats your.. ow... name.. Shadow- Sha... eh ( Quick i need a cool name )... Max Fuckitall.. oww Cream: You do it better than my wannabe sex-boyfriend Shadow.. Shadow: (When she knew).. Hw throws the cape away... Cream: OMG SHADOW.. she grabs the Power Rings of his hands.. Cream: Now you cant **** for ever.. hahaha Shadow: Crap my energy is fading away.. but i like the feeling of it yeah... than |
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| Sunshine the fox | Apr 28 2006, 05:29 PM Post #468 |
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Tails, are you almost ready Cosmo? I am waiting out for you. Cosmo, Okay, I'm almost ready. Just put your condom on. Tails, It's on. Just hurry up. I can't hold myself back forever. Cosmo, I'm sorry, I just have to be ready before I go at it. Tails, ok. Just hurry up. Cosmo, Ok. I'm ready. Tails, good. come get into this bed right now before I explode. Cosmo, Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming. *gets in bed* Tails, *immediatly embraces her* Cosmo, Whoa! Tails, I am ready. Cosmo, Alright. Just not to rough. Tails, Just tell me what is to rough when we get going. Cosmo, Alright. Let's start. Tails, You got it. Cosmo, Oh, oh Tails thanks, More right there is just what I like. Tails, Aren't you glad you blossomed before the other now. You get to be pollinated by the friendly bee. Cosmo, Oh Yes. oh I oh am oh glad oh that oh I oh did ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Tails, You seem to be enjoying this. Cosmo, I always do, even if he are a little young. Who cares. It is great. Tails, Yeah! Wahoo, this is so fun. Cosmo, bring it on wild man. Then................. Shadow's energy is still fading. Cream, Are you almost done. Shadow, No, I will keep ******* you until I am out of energy. You are a great time and I am going to make the most of it. Cream, oh man. Shadow, *his energy runs out and he falls asleep with his heavy body still on top of her* Cream, aww, man. I knocked him out and he passes out while he is still on me. He is to heavy for me to move. So now it looks like I am stuck under him. Maybe this was not such a good idea. I can't move and when he wakes up he probably going to keep me held here and do me again. What have I gotten myself into. *sighs* Then....... |
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| Super Tails | Apr 29 2006, 01:19 AM Post #469 |
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Tails, oh yeah!!! Faster!!!!!! Cosmo, I don’t know if I can!!! Tails, **** FASTER!!! Cosmo, uhhh!! Ohhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Ohhh!!! Oh ****!!! Tails, that’s right!! Cosmo, Tails!! You’re going rough with it again!! Tails, I am!?!? Oh no!! I can’t stop!! Cosmo, WHAT!? Tails, I can’t stop!!! Cosmo, ****!!!! Tails, Ahhh!! But I still like this. Cosmo, Who cares!! Can you atleast try??? Tails, (in head) I can’t believe it’s not butter (out loud) no. Cosmo, WT*!?!? JUST KEEP TRYING. Tails, (in head) man this feels good!! (out loud) Sure!! I’ll UGGHHHH… UGHHHH!!!!!................ try. Cosmo, from the sounds of your enjoyment there, it sounds like you aren't. Tails, uh huh Whatever. Cosmo, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!!! Tails, Yeah I am!! Cosmo, you are going rough again. Tails, so. Cosmo, ohhh.. **** it. Tails, well, that's what I'm doing!!! Then Cream, god! Will you ever get off me!? Shadow is asleep. Cream, you suck!! Shadow is still asleep. Cream, WAKE UP YOU ****!!! Shadow wakes up. Shadow, huh? What’s going on? Cream, you fell asleep on me. Shadow, get over it hore. Cream, ****!!! Shadow, *****!!! Cream, get off me you **** licker! Shadow, Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!. Cream, Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Shadow, rrrgghhh... oh yeah? Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Cream, really? Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed a whole season of "Surface". Shadow, man! You still belong to me hore. Don't forget that. Cream, yeah I know. |
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| Sunshine the fox | Apr 29 2006, 08:56 PM Post #470 |
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Cosmo, Tails you are being to rough. Please stop. Please. Tails, Well, okay. Cosmo, thank you. I do love you but please don't be rough like that again please. Tails, Alright my darling. I won't be that rough ever again. from now on I'll on go as far as you want me to and that is it. Cosmo, Thank you my little fox. Now come here and let's get some sleep. Tails, Yeah, I'm kinda tired now. Let's get some sleep. *they snuggle up and go to sleep.* *over at Sonic's house* Sonic, I finally got the baby to sleep Amy. Amy, Thank God. I love him, but I need some sleep. Sonic, I know. I need some too. Amy, Yeah, but you don't have him sucking on your chest half of the day. Sonic, that is exausting? Amy, Yeah, he has to drink and I have to produce the milk for him to drink. That is tiring. Sonic, I'm sorry. I had no idea. Amy, It's okay. You had no idea. Sonic, man I wish I could have some fun with you. But because of the baby we still have to wait another week before we can go at it. Amy, Just be patient honey. We will get a chance to do it again, at some point. Sonic, I hope so. Because It hurts me some to sit here and think that Tails gets to get some and now Shadow has a hore sex partner to play around with. yeah, I'm the only one not getting any. Then....... Cream, What are you going to do with me? Shadow, I am going to **** you for a few more hours then you are going to come home with me. Cream, What! More hours. I can't go that long. Shadow, That is to bad you hore. It was your choice to take this carrer path, so now you must deal with it. Cream, Aww. Shadow, Now it time to resume the action, and with me on top of you here, you aren't going anywhere my little sex toy. Cream, oh man. Shadow, mmmm. mmmmm. Yeah. mmmmmmm. oh yeah. mmmmm. Cream, uhhhh, ohh uh ohhhh. Shadow, oh I love you, you little ***** You are such a good little hore. You do it so well. Cream, Well it is my job. Shadow, You deserve a promotion. As a matter of fact you are going to get one. You are coming to my house now and are going to do it on a better bed and environment. Cream, oh man. More. Shadow, Yep. More. But to make sure you don't get away, I am going to tie you to my back so hold on. Cream, What! I am not even allowed to walk free now? Shadow, Nope. You belong to me now you little hore. Cream, oh great. *he ties her to his back and head out of the hotel*. then...... |
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| Super Tails | Apr 30 2006, 12:22 AM Post #471 |
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Amy, well the thing is, we live in a world of sex. Everyone we know wants to have sex. Sonic, you were in the Girls Gone Wild commercial??? Amy, I never said such a thing. Sonic, oh ok. Amy, wt* was that all about? Sonic, well I guess I couldn’t hear you too good. Amy, oh alright. Sonic, *gasp* You have Alzheimer's disease? Amy, ……. I.. SAID… OH…ALRIGHT. Sonic, I know. Amy, what? Sonic, I KNOW!!! Amy, I heard you. It’s just that… oh never mind. Sonic, what’s on TV? Amy, well don’t turn it on. There are some commercials that…well make me mad I guess. Sonic, huh? I’m going to turn it on. Amy, Wait no! I have a better solution. Sonic, prank calls? Amy, ……. No. We’re gonna…. Sonic, have a pillow fight? Amy, No! Would you stop interrupting? Amy, I strongly suggest that we tidy up this room a bit. From the way I see things, the place is a little…. Sonic put that pillow down. Sonic, aww crap. Amy, now as I was saying, the place is a little cluttered. So I want to clean up some. Sonic, that’s great. I’ll just take a nap. Amy, no you won’t. Sonic, ughhh…. Fine. Then…. Shadow walks Cream to his house. Cream, you suck! You hear me? You suck! Shadow, keep whining all you want. You’re still mine…hore! Cream, **** YOU!! Shadow, Hahahaha. How will you ever escape out of this? Cream, I can’t! Shadow, exactly! He gets in the house. Shadow, let’s see. The bed is upstairs. Cream, you ****ing sexual pile of ****. Shadow, quiet *****! Shadow walks into the bedroom. Cream, oh great. Here we go. Pervert!!! Shadow, well if you wouldn’t complain then I would tell you that everything is going to be alright. Cream, god what has gotten into you? Shadow, hey it’s your fault. You’re the one who’s a hore. In fact, if you didn’t become such a hore in the first place, then this wouldn’t have happened to you. Now then, have you ever heard of a blindfold? Cream, listen to me. 1. You are a pervert!! 2. You are always ****ing me. And 3. I’ll see you in hell!!! Shadow, if you did see me in hell, then you know what would happen right? Cream, ummm… no I’m not so su… well, obviously. Shadow, enough talk! Let’s get down to business! Then… |
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| Sunshine the fox | Apr 30 2006, 12:42 AM Post #472 |
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Amy, You get to dust all the tables, clean out the funiture then dust under them, Mop the floor. Clean out the fridge. Take out the garbage and then go to the store and get some more food and diapers for Boom. Sonic, My God girl. And what will you be doing during this time. I have to get some sleep and watch the baby some. I am the mother, so I get to watch my child. Sonic, great, I work and you rest. Amy, I'm sorry Sonic, but you made me go through that terrible pain of having our son, so I think you can handle a few chores around the house. Sonic, Great, the guilt trip of child birth. There is no way around that one, I guess I am stuck doing chores then. Amy, Yes, you are. Now get to work, I need some rest. SOnic, See you later honey. Amy, Night sweetie. Sonic, man, the great Sonic the Hedgehog, cleaning house and doing chores, what has my life gone to. Then....... Cream, What are you going to do with me? Shadow, I'm sorry my little sex toy. But I must **** you for a little loner then I will let you loose in your new room that I have made in the basement. You can live in that room. So you never have to leave. You can stay here forever and get ****** my me for the rest of your life. Isn't that great? Cream, Please, I don't want to stay here for the rest of my life. I have other dreams other than being your little sex toy. Shadow, Sorry, but you took this risk when you became a hore. Cream, I sometimes wish now that I didn't. I may get alot of *******, but I need a rest every now and then. I am not a machine. Shadow, Well, you need to get ready for one more ride tonght. Don't worry I will be a little easy tonight. Then I will but you in your room when I am done. Cream, aww, help me. Shadow, Well it's time. *takes her off his back and lays her on the bed and gets on top of her* It's time to get busy Cream. Cream, Ok. Come on if you have to. Let's just get this over with. Shadow, Good. Then........ |
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| Dash_ZERO | Apr 30 2006, 08:25 AM Post #473 |
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((this is becoming really mature guys! It's like an unrated movie^^; I know i have no problem with it but...)) |
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| Zero86 | Apr 30 2006, 11:03 AM Post #474 |
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Sonic: Well lets get the cleaning on the road (he uses super-sonic speed, chaos control) 5 minutes later. Amy: IM BACK That walke was just what i needed.. Hey what are you.. Sonic: Is playing with his weener, Sonic: Crap.. Well i was boared when i cleaned up.. Amy: and how Sonic: Chaos Control? Amy:Crap where is the dirt now? Sonic smiles..... somewere in the big city... Yugi Muto: Man i finally cleaned my room.. (Durt pops out) Yugis granpa: I told you to clean your room or no Duel Monster Duels for one week... Yugi: But.. i.. NOOOO!!! ..... Back at sonics place: Well im shure it landed in the sea or something, he turns on tv.... CNN--- Special report... Dr. Eggman is a comunist now and clames he wants the Soviets to rise again..The SWAT has captured him and he is now going to Alcatraz Prison. in other news this little fox clames he cant stop fucking... Sonic: OMG thats TAILS, (TV) His girlfriend called us... Cosmo: Yes he just wouldnt stop so i shaved his balls and put some hot-sosi over them...Tails: aaa that stings, ****...Cosmo: That was the only way... Sonic Oh man... than Shadow is fucking... what you dont enjoy it... Cream: I want my normal life.. Shadow: Enjoy it damn it.... Cream: No im not a hore now im lesbian... Shadow: What.. NOOOOO. Cream: Yeah and you cant **** a lesbian... ha!! Shadow: Crap shes right ok you can go.. man now who am i gonna ****.. that Kagome from Inuyasha looks nice.. chaos control.. at Kagomes house.. Kag: What do you want from me DEMON, Shadow: Guess Kag: The Jewl of 7 souls.. Shadow: No i wanna have a little fun.. Kagome: Crap INUYASHA HELP ME...Shadow: Hehee After 20 min.. Your weak and gay.. im going Chaos Control.. than....... |
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| Super Tails | Apr 30 2006, 10:21 PM Post #475 |
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Amy, what…the…****!!! Sonic, I don’t even want to bother. What is he? He had sex 200 times. Probably more. Think of the times when he has done this. Count the amount of times he has had sex with Cosmo all the time. Amy, I would say more than 200. Sonic, well I know what he’s thinking. This is better than masturbating!! Amy, holy ****. Sonic, he used to play with himself a lot. And now, he’s hardly doing that. Amy, he has his own sex toy now. Sonic, Cosmo. Amy, yep. Sonic, so…like…what are we going to do about it? Amy, let Cosmo handle it. It seems like she has it all in the bag now. Sonic, hey wait a minute, don’t we know someone else that has sex a lot? Amy, hmmm… At Shadows house. Cream is hiding in his closet. Cream, ****. Please don’t find me. I can’t take it anymore. He’s such a ******* **** head. Shadow, I bet you wish I wasn’t here right now to hear that don’t you? Cream…(eyes wide open, looks at Shadow) Cream, ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shadow, all I need to do is close this closet door… Cream, oh ****!! Shadow, lets go hore!! Cream, ohhh!!! Again!?!?!? Ohhh!!! (in her head) If I only didn’t leave my cell-phone at my room, then I would’ve had this **** eater ****ed! Shadow, did you know I have the power to read minds now? Cream, YOU MOTHER ****ER!!! GO TO HELL!! Shadow, I’m not a mother ****er you ***** hore!!! You’re pushing it!! Cream, I believe you’re the one who’s pushing it. Shadow, hey!! Don’t you correct me!!! Shadow goes at her harder. Cream, if I ever had a blade I’d slit my throat to commit suicide. Shadow, well to make things better, I’d only **** the wound. Cream, you twisted f***!! Then… |
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| Sunshine the fox | Apr 30 2006, 10:36 PM Post #476 |
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Amy, Oh you mean Shadow? Sonic, Yeah, ever since he saw Cream, he has just gone nuts. Amy, I know. It's like he just lost control and had to do her. Sonic, I know. He came by here earlier, and told me she was his little private sex toy and that she was his. Amy, My goodness. That sounds perverted. SOnic, I know, but I can't stop him, he won't listen to me. Amy, Should we be worried about him at all? Sonic, I don't think so. I think he has enough since to not take things to that extreme. Amy, I hope not, I hate to see Cream, if he went to far. Sonic, Well, if anything does happen, it will probably be her fault for taking this carrer path. Amy, Yeah, I wonder what made her ever think to do this. To become a hore, and walk around just doing random people, it is not a really safe job. Who knows what could happen to her. Sonic, I know. It is a quite dangerous carrer choice. *then all of a sudden Cream comes busting into the house closing the door behinder and leaning against the door. Her clothes are all torn and she is all out of breth.* then....... Tails, Cosmo why did you do this to me? Cosmo, You would not quite so I had to treach you a leason. Tails, But pouring this stuff on my balls and then shaving them. That is not funny. Cosmo, Well, I asked you to stop ,because you were being so rough, but you kept going so this is your payback. Tails, Cosmo. I will never hurt you ever again. I promise to listen and respect your wishes for the rest of my life. I will never take advantage of you ever again. Cosmo, You promise. Tails, Yes. I promise. Cosmo, Okay, I forgive you then my cute little fox. Tails, Thanks Cosmo. Now could you take me to the emergency room my balls hurt really bad now. Cosmo, okay, get in the car I'll take you there now. Then........ |
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| Super Tails | Apr 30 2006, 11:07 PM Post #477 |
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Sonic, whoa whoa whoa!! What happened to you? Cream, try and guess. Sonic, Shadow? Cream, yeah! My god. He won’t stop ****ing me! I tried telling him I’m a lesbian but that didn’t work. Sonic, twisted. Cream, that’s what I called him. Sonic, well I’ll make sure you’re sa…aahey!! Cream grabs a shot gun. Cream, what’s black and red…and more red all over? Amy, you’re gonna shoot him?? Sonic, wait a minute, I’m sure there can be another way. Cream, Sonic, I can assure you that there is no other way. Sonic, how do you know that? Cream, do you know that I have tried everything to make him **** off? And did that work? I can tell using this shot gun will work. Sonic, no. You’re not going to shoot him. Cream, ****! There he is. OH MY GOD!! He’s coming to this house. *click click* See you in hell Shadow!! Sonic, wait no!!! Sonic grabs the shotgun from Cream and throws it across the room. Sonic, I’ll take care of this. Cream, are you going to kill him by yourself? Sonic, no I’m not going to kill him. I’m going to talk to him and see if he will… (door breaks open)…you’re ****ed now. Cream, damnit Sonic! *whispers* …hide… Cream hides. Sonic, (to shadow) why did you come in that way? Shadow, I thought I smelled a hore walk here. Cream, *in head* oh great. Now he has the power to track things with his nose? Bull****. Sonic, well she’s not here. Shadow, I thought I heard her too. Sonic, Shadow!! She’s not here. Shadow, you better not be lying to me. Cause if you do, then you won’t like the consequences. Sonic, what!? Shadow, I’ll blow up your home! Sonic, *gulp*. Shadow, last chance Sonic! Tell me where she is. Then…… Tails, ****!!! I still can’t believe you… OWWW ****!!!!! …you did this. ***** ****** this hurts!! Cosmo, want me to add alcohol. Tails, **** NO!!! OMG No!!!! That will burn like hell!!! Cosmo, stop crying or I will have to use it. Tails, (tries to stay calm) ……………………(tears come out his eyes)…… Cosmo, that’s more like it. The car hits a bump and the alcohol jar tips over and all of it pours on his balls. Tails, ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! ****!!! WHY GOD!?!? WHY!?!? Cosmo, stay quiet!! I have another bottle up here. Tails, (a lot of tears comes pouring out his eyes) If you were in my place, you would know exactly how it feels. Cosmo, 1. I’m not a guy, 2. I have no balls. But at least you have the balls to toughen up. Tails, I can’t take the extreme burning!! Cosmo slides out the bottle. Tails, ok ok ok ok ok ok ok! I’ll be quiet. They get to the parking lot. Cosmo, ok Tails, get out of the car. Tails, I don’t know if I can move. Cosmo slides out the bottle more. Tails gets out of the car very fast. They walk in. Cosmo, just sit in the waiting room and I’ll get the papers filled out. Tails goes to the waiting room covering up his balls with his hands. Tails, I’m afraid of what they are going to do to me in the emergency room. Then… |
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| Zero86 | May 1 2006, 10:33 AM Post #478 |
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Shadow runs upstairs Sonic: What stay here.. Cream: OMG hell find me now!! He comes down with boom on his hands, Sonic: You *******!!! Amy: BOOOM OMG NOOO GIVE ME BACK MY BABY... Cream: whats happening there.. Shadow: Ill bring him back when Cream returns Sonic: But shes not here damn it!!! Shadow: I dont care when shell come back ill return the boy Amy: you (beep) son of a (beep) hedgehog, (beep) (beep) (beep) Shadow: I knoe hoe to care for a baby... chaos control Amy: BOOOOOM NOOOOOO Sonic: **** that son of a ***** Cream: This is my fault she comes down Sonic: no its not your fault, you should quit and burn the prostitute papers, Amy: Im calling the cops, Sonic: Ill try to talk with him one more time Cream: OK im going to quit as a prostitute... than... In the waiting room.. Tails: crap my balls Cosmo: Your worse than a two year old.... The man next to tails is chewing bubble-gum and making a big bubble... Tails: Crap.. Sir i hope the bubble dosnt birst (Fllashback) Tails: la, la la.. a gum i make big buuble Sonic: TAILS NOOOO (Pop) Tails: Waaa me sticky Sonic: Great ill have to cut all your fur off.... A few minutes later.. Tails: I naked... Sonic: here put these on (flasback) Cosmo: Oh nooo (pop) man: Dont worry its HUBBA BUBBA GUM Tails: Nooooooooo!!!! another three months of nakedness, Cosmo: Crap.. Doctor: Hy Miles, come in.. what happend to you.... Tails: I told you call me TAILS, and my balls hurt and now the gum problem again Doc: Ok Tails go in, hi cosmo you can go in too... they go in Doc: Tisk, Tisk all the fur has to go than ill look at your balls.... Tails: ****.. than...... |
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| Sunshine the fox | May 1 2006, 04:43 PM Post #479 |
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Cream, This is it. I am through being a hore. From now on, if someone wants to get with me, they are going to have to earn it by gaining my love. Not by giving me money. *throws the papers into the fire.* Amy, Good job Cream. Now what are you going to do? Cream, I am going to return to my mother. She hasn't seen me since I left. She doesn't even know I turned into a hore. Amy, I think you should tell her Cream. Cream, I know, and I will. I hope she will eventually forgive me for doing this. Amy, Don't worry, I'm sure she will eventually forgive you for it. Cream, I hope so. Could you call her and ask her to come here. I don't want to be by myself when I tell her what I did. Amy, Sure. Cream, Oh and don't tell her I am here, let her come and see for herself. Amy, Sure Cream. Cream, Thanks Amy. Amy, *dials the phone* Hello Vanilla. Could you come by the house for a minute, I need to talk to you. Ok thanks. She is on her way Cream. Cream, Thank you. Amy, Now, I am going to call the cops on Shadow. Cream, Let me do it Amy. I want to be the one that busts him. Amy, Sure. Cream, *dials the phone* Yes, I would like to report a case of sexual harasement against a person by the name of Shadow the Hedgehog. He has been taking advantage of me for the past several days and I finally was able to get to a phone could you please go get him? Thank you so much. I feel safer already. *hangs up* He is so busted. Meanwhile Sonic is just getting to the outside of Shadow's house. Then........ Doctor, I'm sorry Tails, but I have to shave all of your fur again to get all this gum out first. Tails, Great. I am going to be naked again. I hated that, I have to wear alot of clothes to make it look like I am not naked, when really I am. Doctor, Now hold still. *shaves him* Tails, great, I am naked again. Cosmo, oh, you looking good to me. I can see them really good like this. Tails, If I wasn't in so much pain, I'd let you see them more closely ,but hold that thought for later please. Cosmo, Ok. I am a patient girl. Doctor, You may have to hold off on the sex for about a day or two to let your balls heal properly Tails. Tails, Awww. No sex. Cosmo, *sighs* Doctor, I'm sorry, but if you don't listen there is a good chance of greater injury and then you may not be able to have kids some day. Tails, 0_0. Really! Doctor, Yes. So please listen to what I have to say. Just keep this wet towel wrapped around your balls for about an hour after every five hour. Ok. Tails, Fine. Doctor, Here put it on now and wear it on your way on home. Tails, But people will see it. Doctor, Just put on these pants over it and no one will see it. Tails, He puts the thing on his balls. WoW! that's cold. Doctor, That means it is working. Tails, Puts on the pants. *and then starts walking away, but because of all the stuff down there, he is walking with his legs spread way out and almost looks like a waddle.* then........ |
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| Super Tails | May 1 2006, 10:17 PM Post #480 |
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Sonic, Shadow!!! You come out here now!! Shadow walks out. Shadow, you have finally arrived. Sonic, alright Shadow! Where is he? Shadow, ahh the child. He is safe for now. Where is the hore? Sonic, she's not a hore anymore. She quit. Shadow, WHAT? Sonic, that's right! She quit her career of being a prostitute. Which was the right thing to do. And now you wont be able to have sex with her anymore. Shadow, (closes his eyes) heh heh heh heh. Was that a way to make me stop? I believe you're mistaken. Whenever I'm around, I choose what to do. Sonic, (up close) suit yourself. Shadow, (opens eyes) HuH!? Sonic hits Shadow in the neck with the side of his hand and knocks him out. Sonic, lights out *****. Ah! There you are Boom! I'm glad you are ok. Shadow, (all hurt) of course....he...is. I told you. Sonic, nobody was talking to you. When he walks outside, he kicks Shadow in his side and walks away. Sonic stops and says: I was going to talk to you for a while but now I have changed my mind. Then.... Tails, this sucks!!! Cosmo, who's complaining? Tails, Why did you do this to me!? Cosmo, it was the only way to get you to stop. Plus I messed with your balls. That one guy with the gum messed with the rest of you. Tails, yeah but that could've been prevented if you didn't... Cosmo slides an alcohol bottle out of her pocket. Tails, ****!!! Ok I'm quiet. Cosmo, that's more like it. Tails, I wonder how long I will be walking like an old lady? Cosmo, probably for weeks. All because you wanted sex. And here is your punishment. Tails, who do you think you are? Nanny McPhee? Cosmo, you're in the real world now. You need to start having some changes. Tails, how long do you think I knew I was in "the real world?" This isn't a dream. This isn't a fantasy. Cosmo, to you it is. Tails, yeah well...still didn't have to shave my balls. Then I wouldn't be like... Cosmo opens her bag and there are 22 more bottles of alcohol in the bag. Tails, AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! He looks at the bag, eyes wide open, quiet as a mouse, and he is shaking like a leaf while Cosmo is whistling while she is walking. Then.... |
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