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Topic Started: Mar 11 2006, 10:08 AM (6,768 Views)
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Sonic is walking down the street and then sees cop cars speed by. Sonic, Oh man, he is in trouble now. Amy called the cops on him after all. Back at Shadow's. Shadow, *still on the groud* Oh man, that really hurt. I guess I shouldn't have taken his kid. *the cops all pull out in front of him.* Shadow, What the. Cop, Freeze mister. You are under arrest. *puts him in cuffs* Shadow, What! What for? Cop, Let's see here: Sexual harassment and kidnapping. That a good enough reason for you buster? Shadow, What! I am being arrest for that! Cop, Yes, and now, take him away boys. Shadow, Wait no! You can't do this to me! I am Shadow the hedgehog. I do not belong in jail. I am a free spirit. I am not a prisoner. *struggling* Let me go! Cop, If you keep struggling, we can add resisting arrest to your charges. Shadow, HELP! *gets thrown in a cop car* Cop, Sorry, pal. But you are going downtown now. You belong to us now. Shadow, I demand to speak with my lawyer about this. Cop, Oh you will. When we get you downtown. For now Shut-up. Shadow, HELP!. then........

Tails, You don't seem to loveme anymore. Cosmo, What! where would you get an idea like that? Tails, From the way you are treating me now. You seem to hate anything I say and everything I do you treaten me now with alcohol on my sore balls. Cosmo, Well, you hurt my feelings really bad Tails, and this is your punishment for that. Tails, I'm sorry Cosmo. I was rough on you. And I promise, when I get better soon. You will see a new me. I will respect you when we have sex. No more rough stuff, unless you want the rough stuff, but other wise, no more. Cosmo, Wow! You have learned your lesson. Tails, Yes, Tails is a new fox today. He has respect for his woman. Cosmo, Thanks Tails, and I now have a new respect for you. Tails, Now help me in the car my balls really hurt and I am having trouble walking still. Cosmo, Oh ok. *helps him into the car* Tails, thank you Cosmo. Now let's get home and you can run me a bath. My balls need to soak for a while. Cosmo, Will do sweet thing. Let's go. Then.....
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Sonic comes home with Boom. Amy, You got him!! Sonic, it wasn't that hard getting passed Shadow. He's a fool to think he is superior to everyone on this planet. Amy, I'm sure the cops got him by now. Sonic, I saw them arrest him. So it's all over. He got himself into that mess. Amy, Haha. Cream, thank god. He's a dumb cracker. Sonic, well now we won't be seeing him for quite a while... I hope. Cream, what should we do to celebrate? Sonic, I don't really think this is something to celebrate about. Cream, I would. I mean god, I wanted that twisted fag dead. Sonic, well you won't be seeing him again so don't worry. Just stay as a non-hore/non-prostitute for now on. Cause I can guarantee you, that if you go back to that, things are going to get worse. Cream, I've learned my lesson already. I hope that jerk goes to jail. Cause if he does, then he'll drop the soap. Then he'll know exactly how it feels!! Sonic, ....uhhhh. Amy, ummm...(changing subject) are you thirsty? I can get you something to drink if you'd like. Cream, no thanks. I'm fine. Then...

Tails, Easy! Easy now! Easy! Cosmo, I got everything under control. Tails, ok. Just go easy. Cosmo, I believe I heard you the first time. Tails, ok I'm sorry. I'll shut up. Cosmo, there we go. Just lay down back here and I'm sure the ride home will be ok. A few minutes later. The car hits alot of bumps on the road. Tails, AHHHH!!! OUCH!!!! OWW!!!!! AHHHHH!!! ****!!!! OUCH!!! ******* ****!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ROAD!? Cosmo, oh the road is under construction that's all. Tails, oh crap!! That sucks!!! He looks to the side and sees an alcohol bottle slipping out from her bag. Tails, Uhhh Cosmo!! Cosmo, what? Tails, ITS SLIPPING OUT OF THE BAG!! Cosmo, what's slipping out of the bag? Tails, THE ALCOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Cosmo, the what? Tails, nevermind. Cosmo, well, we are almost home. Are you happy? Tails, can you do something for me? Cosmo, what? Tails, zipper up your back cause unfortunately ALL OF YOUR BOTTLES ARE SLIPPING OUT OF THE BAG!! AND MY GOD, I'LL BE ****ED!!! Cosmo zippers up the bag. Tails, whew. Thank god you... WAIT THAT WAS THE WRONG POCKET!!! Cosmo, sorry, I have to keep my eyes on the road right now!! Tails, WHAT!? NO!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! They all fall out of the bag and spill on him. Tails, ............................ Cosmo, are you ok? Tails, ......................... Cosmo, TAILS!?!? ARE YOU OK!? Tails, just keep driving. I will be fine if you just concentrate on the road. Cosmo, Ok? Unfortunately, you toughened that out. I thought you were going to scream your *** off. Tails, I am. Cosmo, what? Tails, EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Cosmo, oh man! Can you stop please? You might give me a headache. Then......
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Shadow: i was doing something bad... by playing with the baby?
Cop: no SH: i didnt wanted to sex but i was out off control.... and im sorry and one more thing i wanna become a S.W.A.T. can i? Cop: why not we need a guy like you .. Shadow: sweet.. Cop: so do you have any experience with weapons? SH: hohoho do i ever... Cop: great we will start the training in 5 min... you´ll be whit team Delta... SH: super sweet... ow can i go for a bit i must talk to the sonic guy ...Cop: OK.... so Later that day Shadow is standing in front of Sonic´s house and its raining out side... *knock knock* Sonic: coming.. and opens the door.. and sees shadow in the rain...shadow is looking at sonic... HI SONIC... sonic falls on the ground an says cant be... aaa!!! please dont kill me... Shadow: well sonic the deadhog any last words? and reloads hes shootgun.. sonic is shakeing on the floor.. Shadow starts to laught.. hahahahahahaaha you weat your self... Sonic: ow great you ******* look what you made me do Shadow: hahahahaha you realy thought i was gonna kill you... Sonic: haha very funny.. well come on in... Shadow: ok im sorry but i had to try it..hey i will be a cop isnt that great... and sonic says...

Tails: i have an idea lets go see Sonic Cosmo: why? T: just goo!!!! C: ok ok *sighs* Tails: sonic has a special cream there for my fur.. its called bald-away... it was made specialy for me by some indian called Hair-Feather... so....
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No!! Are you crazy?!! Yull probebly kill someone!! Shadow: Oh yeah (click, click) and youll be the first one Sonic: Wha Woa Woa Easy there... Eh.. Shads.. Pal.. Please Shadow: Dontworry you coward, i must attend training see yoo later.. *Sonic Closes the door* Sonic: Man Ultimate Life form my *** *knock, knock* Sonic: Shadow? *opens the door* Tails is dressed in Kenvelo Jeans, Nike T-Shirt and a Coca Cola Cap... Cosmo: May we come in Tails: Cold so Cold.. blasted rain Sonic (eyes open wide).. Eah.. come... in?.... He closes the door, Tails: Sonic do you have bold-away? Sonic: I told you not to make bubbles with gum!! Cosmo: It wasnt tails, some guy in the hospital... Sonic: I saw it on CNN, Tails: I couldnt stop, Sonic: Well you stoped now.. the stuff should be in the bathroom.. Tails: Thanks *he runs upstairs* Sonic: This will fix him but ... OMG.. Tails!!! He runs upstairs.. *tails all coverd in hair* Sonic: You didnt use too mutch stuff did you Tails: No? Sonic: AMY!! I need the SPECIAL Pair Amy: Here... (Snip, Snip, Snip, Snip) A few hours later (Snip) there its al done, good as new.... Tails: Thanks Bro, What would i ever do... Sonic: Yeah.. i know.. They go downstairs Tails: Where are the Girls? Sonic: a note... *Dear Sonic and tails we went shoping, boom is with us, be back ... later* Sonic: So what now?! Tails: NHL 2006? *they turn on the PlayStation 2* Sonic: Your on!! Tails: Bring it fool!!... After 10 games... Sonic: I cant beleve it!! (That brat beat me.. ME!!!) Tails: Bo-ya im the best ha, whos ya daddy Sonic: Shut up!! *Cosmo and amy return*. Amy: so whats up?than..
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Sonic, Tails beat me in the game. Amy, thats cool. now here you get to hold Boom for a while SOnic. Sonic, Okay. *takes Boom* Amy, Now I have to go get supper ready. Sonic, okay. Cosmo, oh and Tails. I got the bubble bath you wanted for your bath tonight. SOnic, Bath? Tails, It's not what you think Sonic. I have to soak my balls in the water for a while, thought I would at least make it fun. Sonic, oh ok. Tails, okay Sonic. I need to get home and let them soak some. Sonic, okay, I understand. Tails, okay Cosmo. drive me home please. Cosmo, Sure thing Tails. Sonic, Bye. Tails, Bye. Cosmo, Bye. Amy, where are they going Sonic? Sonic, Tails has to go home and soak his balls for a while. Amy, I don't think I should have asked. Boom, *is asleep in his arms* Amy, that little guy really likes his daddy. Sonic, Yes he does. Amy, I am so glad he came into our lives Sonic. Sonic, Me too. I can't wait until I can play with him when he is older. Amy, That sounds like fun. Sonic, Yeah, I am going to love being a dad a whole lot. At Tails house. Tails, *is pouring in the bubbles* This looks like fun. Cosmo, I hope it helps. Tails, I'm sure it will. *gets in* Whoa! that is cooooooooold. Cosmo, that is good. They will get a good soaking. Tails, this does make them feel a little better. Cosmo, See, I told you this would help. Your fur is all back and your balls should be better in a day or so. You will be back to normal in now time. Tails, Thank you Cosmo. You know, even though, we can't have sex, it doesn't mean we can still get a little tongue action. Cosmo, Hey, I never thought of that. Tails, come, get naked and hop in, we can get some tongue and soak for a while, and then go get some sleep. Cosmo, okay. Tails, well what are you waiting for strip down and hop in. Cosmo, okay. *takes her clothes off* Tails, *his tongue is sticking in and out like a snake* Cosmo, *Gets in* Tails, now come over here and open that mouth. Then.......
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They start to make out with alot of noise filling the room. Tails, mmmmmm.... Cosmo, mmmmmmm...... you enjoying this? Tails, yes I am. Give me more! Cosmo, should've known. Tails, mmmmmm.... Cosmo, mmmmmm..... (1 Hour later) Cosmo, mmmmmmm.... oh my how long have we been in this tub? Tails, uhhh... *looks at clock*... an hour. Cosmo, an hour? I think it's about time we get out of the tub and get some sleep. Tails, good idea. I was about to fall asleep. They walk to bed. Cosmo, hey Tails? Tails, yeah Cosmo? Cosmo, you wonder if there's someone out there? Out in space. Tails, yeah. That's god. Goodnight. Cosmo, goodnight. They lay there for awhile. Cosmo looks around in the room and finds a shadowy figure near the closet. Cosmo, AHHHHHHH!!!!! Tails, what? Tails turns on the light and it is the burger king man walking up to Cosmo giving her a burger. Tails, get the **** out!!!! The BK Man looks down in shame and leaves the room. Tails, I'm getting tired of that idiot walking in everynight and....leaving a burger NEAR THE LAMP WHEN I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY, WHICH HE JUST DID RIGHT NOW!!! I'M NOT HUNGRY YOU ****!!! He goes to the window, opens it and throws the burger out the window. Homelessguy, *grabs the burger* WOO HOO!!!! He runs off. Tails,..... you're welcome?? He closes the window. Cosmo, let's get back to sleep. Tails, right on it. He turns off the light and they are quiet again. Then.....
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Tails falls asleep and Cosmo is just sitting there away. Cosmo, Hmmmm. I am just thinking about stuff, nothing in particular. I wonder if Tails is going to be alright. He got into alot of pain today. I am sorry about that. I just wish he wasn't so rough sometimes.
Tails starts tlaking in his sleep. Tails, oh Cosmo. Oh COsmo come here. I want you so bad. You are my baby, I want you so bad. I love you so much. Cosmo, oh great. Now he is dreaming about sex. He can't do it for real, so he is going to dream about doing me instead. I guess what they say is right, all these guys think about is sex. Tails, Oh Cosmo. I love you so much. I will never let anything hurt you ever. Cosmo, aww. that is so sweet. He is being nice in the dream. If this is a sign of what is to come, I bet I will really enjoy him when he is better. I can't wait if it is true. Meanwhile at Sonic's house. Sonic, Alright. I have changed Boom Amy. You want me to put him to bed now? Amy, Yeah, put him to bed and come downstairs. Sonic, ok. Goes into Boom's room and puts him in the crip. Boom, Gaaa. Sonic, What is it son? You not sleepy yet. What if your dad tells you a little story to help get you to sleep. Boom, *he smiles* Sonic, alright then, how about a few years when Tails was about five and he first went to school. This is before he was declared a genius and didn't have to go anymore. Well, when we got to school that first day. *flashback* Tails, Sonic, where is this place? Sonic, This is school Tails. This is where you will spend your day learning stuff. Tails, Won't you be staying with me Sonic? Sonic, No Tails. You have to stay here. And be a good boy. I have to go out for the day. Tails, *grabs Sonic's leg.* Nooooooooo! *starts crying* Don't ;eave me here. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sonic, Tails! Tails! Stop that. You are a big boy now. You don't cry anymore. On;y babies do that. You are not a baby. Tails, Yes, I am. I want to go home with you. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sonic, Oh Tails. Then......
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Sonic, listen, if you can cooperate correctly today, I'll get you...Ice Cream! Tails, *stops crying* Ice...Cream....?!? Sonic, yeah. Tails, YAY!!! Ok. Sonic, have fun. Tails, bye bye! Sonic, since that is taken care ooooOH MY GOD!!!!!!!! He looks to the right and finds the Ice Cream store on fire. Sonic, that doesn't look good. Tails, *loudly from inside* boy, I can't wait to have that ice cream today. Sonic, how am I going to explain this to him? The ice cream store blows up. Sonic, oh man. Wait a second. Wasn't there a Dairy Queen over the... WHAT!?!? He finds the Dairy Queen in a demolition. Sonic, you've got to be joking!!! The Dairy Queen blows up.(flashback ends) Sonic, man. That's when I quit giving bribes. Boom, *yawn*. Sonic, you finally getting tired there? Sonic looks out the windows and finds Braums on fire. Sonic, this is getting weirder by the minute. Amy, Sonic, did you see the... Sonic, yes I saw already. Amy, ok, goodnight. Sonic, night. He looks out the window and watches braums burn down. Sonic, well, where to go now? Burger King Man, *walks in* Wanna go to Burger King? Sonic, no. The restaurant is ok, but I was talking about ice cream. BK Man, aww man. *he walks out* Sonic, well goodnight Boom. Sleep tight. He puts him in the crib and leaves the room. He walks in the bedroom. Amy, I can't sleep. Sonic, wanna turn on the TV? Amy, well...I guess. Ok. Sonic turns on the TV. Television (commercial): Mac: Hello, I'm a Mac. PC: And I'm a P.... Mac: PC? PC!?!? WT(bleep) PC!! WAKE UP MAN!! PC: sorry, had to restart there. Mac: oh. PC: Hello, I'm a PC. Mac: We're already passed that part. PC: do they know the part where I tell them that I slept with you? Mac: shhhhh.... shut the (bleep) up man! (Channel Changes) Guy: Geico. 15 minutes could save you a bunch of money on car.... (geico walks by with his face all screwed up, and his body with cuts everywhere) Geico: KILL ME!!!!! (Channel Changes) TV: BILL NYE THE (bleep)ED UP GUY!! Bill Nye the (bleep)ed up guy!! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)!!! Bill Nye the (bleep)ed up guy!! Bill: Science (bleep)s!!! (turns off TV) Sonic, nothing good is on. Amy, ok. Thanks for trying. Goodnight. Sonic, goodnight. Then.....
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*in the morning* Boom, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sonic, I think Boom is up. Amy let's go see about him. Amy, *doesn't wake up*. Sonic, Amy. Time to get up. Amy, *still doesn't wake up* Sonic, She is sleeping like a log. Boom- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sonic, I guess I have to go see about him. *enter Booms room* Boom, Waaaaaaaaaaa! Sonic, *picks him up* There, there, your okay now Boom. You are alright. Daddy is here. Boom, *sniff* Sonic, Now what is wrong little guy. Boom, *reaches his arms out at him* Sonic, Yeah, what is it? Boom, *bites Sonic's nipple* Sonic, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Boom, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sonic, Man that hurt. Apparently, it seems like you are hungry. But what are we going to do? Your mother is not awake yet to feed you. Boom- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Sonic, oh man. this is not good. I need to make him stop crying somehow, but how. He needs to get feed, but without his mother's milk. I don't know of another way, I can feed my son. Oh there has to be some way I can feed him. Sonic, *is running around the house* Boom, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sonic, oh, I'm trying Boom. there was to be something around here that I can use. There has to be something in this house that I am not thinking of. Boom, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sonic, oh, and that is not helping. Hearing my son cry just makes my situation harder. Think Sonic, there has to be something that I can do to help my son. Then.....


At Tails House. Cosmo, *in the morning* I think I will go and cook something special for Tails. After all the mean things I did to him yesterday. I think I can at least fill his stomach with his favorite breakfast. That should make him happy. Cosmo, *enters the kitchen* Okay, now what was it he likes again. Ah yes. Pancakes. I will just put these in the toaster oven for about five to ten minutes and then I will make him some toast then get him some juice. This ought to cheer my Tails up. Puts the pancakes in the toaster. okay, I will check on that in a minute, now for the toast. This one is really easy, just put bread in the toaster. *does it* that was simple. Now for the juice, just pour this into this glass here and yeah, nice juice for my love. Let's see ah, the toast is perfect. I'll set this over here on the table and some butter if he wants. Now just one more thing, the main coarse the pancakes. Yes, oh I am good, they are jsut perfect too. *puts them on the table.* Perfect. Tails is sure to love this. Well, everything is ready. Now just have to wait for the smell to attract him downstairs to it. I hope he likes it. Then......
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Amy, forget it. You woke me up by walking the crying infant around the house. Sonic, oh. Sorry about that. Amy, forget it. Let me see him. I'll take care of this. She walks upstairs. Sonic, now I think it's time for a little coffee to help me wake up. Sonic glances at 5 light bulbs set in a row and they start popping. Sonic, WHOA!!!! The last one pops and the glass flies past Sonic's head and misses. Sonic, oh my god! That was close. What was with that?? He hears a creaking noise and the cabinet droor starts opening slowly. Sonic, holy....crap.... Sonic walks to the door and closes it. Sonic, ok, everything is fine. He hears a creak on the floor behind him and he turns around really fast. Sonic, .......this is so weird. The cabinet droor opens up all the way and all the plates fall out of the droor. Sonic, WHOA!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Sonic tries going up in front of the plates to make them stop falling but he wonders if he is going to get cut. Sonic, I'm not liking this. The whole kitchen is silent. Sonic is looking around everywhere waiting to see what happens next. Sonic, huh? It's so quiet in here......... what next? The phone rings. Sonic, AHHH!! Oh. It's just the phone. He picks it up. Sonic, hello? ???, listen to me!! You must get out of that house now. You're in serious trouble. The phone hangs up. Sonic, what? WHAT!?! HELLO???? HELLO!?!?!? He puts the phone down. Sonic, is this some kind of joke. The smoke detector goes off. Sonic, WHA!?!? He walks in the living room and finds the couch on fire. Sonic, AHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOD!! He grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire. Sonic, oh my god..... oh my god..... oh my god. Wt*. The phone rings again. Sonic looks at it very strangely. He walks up to it slowly and answers it. Sonic,.......hello? ???, You must now face death my friend. The phone hangs up. Sonic, WHAT!?!? NO!!! YOU LIAR!! WHAT IS GOING ON!?! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!!! The phone rings. Sonic picks it up without answering. ???, it is true. The phone hangs up. Sonic, ok. why would you waste a call like that? He looks on the wall and finds a dinner plate sized tarantula. Sonic, ****!!!!! Oh ****!!!! What the hell is that!?!? He walks out the room. Oh man. Amy, Sonic!!!! *running down stairs* There's blood everywhere on the floor up stairs. Sonic, what is going on. Amy, Sonic I have something to tell you. Sonic, what? Amy, you're on scare tactics. Sonic, awww man!! No freakin way!! You scared the hell out of me. Thank god. This was really freakin me out. But I didn't know it was that TV show. Amy, well sorry to say but this really isn't scare tactics. I was trying to make you feel better. Sonic,......thanks. Then.....

Cosmo, he should be downstairs by now to have his breakfast. She walks by the stairs to see if he is up by the stairs yet. Cosmo, well I'm pretty sure the smell of the food well reach up to that room in no time. She turns around and finds Tails on a chair with his plate cleared. Cosmo, O_O Huh!? Tails, good morning Cosmo. Cosmo, good....morning? Tails, I'm pretty sure we're going to have a pleasant day today aren't we? Cosmo, I guess. Tails, can I have more? This was pretty good. Cosmo, sure. Seconds are coming up! A few minutes later she walks out with a plate filled with breakfast. Cosmo, enjoy. She turns around for one second and hears "Done!". Cosmo turns back around and finds the plate empty. Cosmo, O_O!! Don't scare me like that. Where's the plate. Tails, Cosmo. This is the plate. Cosmo, It can't be, it had 5 Pancakes, 2 Eggs, 2 Slices of toast, 3 Eggo's. 12 Eggo Minis... She looks on the ground and finds the eggo minis running around on the floor. Tails, yummmy!! Cosmo, wait don't.... *tails eats them* ....oh my. Tails, they taste a little funny. But that's fine by me! The phone rings. Tails, I'll get it. He picks up the phone. Tails, hello? Sonic, *over phone with alot of crashing noises and screaming* TAILS!!! HELP!!! Tails, goodmorning Sonic. Having a wonderful day today? Sonic, NO!! ALOT OF WEIRD THINGS ARE HAPPENING OVER HERE. Tails, that's nice. Sonic, WHAT!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NICE!?!? THIS SUCKS!! Tails, you have a nice day Sonic. Sonic, WAIT NO!! DON'T GO!!! PLEASE!!!! Tails hangs up. Cosmo, who was that? Tails, I don't know. Then....
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Amy, Sonic there ius something I want to tell you. Sonic, What? Amy, I was lying. You are on scare tactics. Sonic, What! Amy, Yep. look over there and there. those are cameras. Camera guy, yep, we got you Sonic. Sonic, Amy! Why did you do this to me. I nearly wet myself a minute ago. Amy, That's what I was going for. I gave this request a long time ago and they finally came to do it. I couldn't resist. Sonic, Amy. Why me? Amy, Because I love you. And you always torment the ones you love. Sonic, then you must love me alot to scare me that bad. Amy, yep I do. Sonic, Thank you Amy. Amy, hey Sonic, only three more days until I can return to the hospital and then you know. Sonic, I can't wait. Amy, in the meantime, let's go out for a while and roam the town. We have nothing to do today, so why not? Sonic, okay, sure. Just let's get Boom ready and then we can head off. Amy, yeah. Let's go get him ready. Sonic, yeah, can't forget our little guy now can we. Amy, nope. he has to come everywhere with us. Sonic, Well, let's go get him. Amy, ok. *they go upstairs* Amy, Come on Boom. we are going on a little drive. Boom- *reaches for Amy* Amy, yes, you are coming too. *picks him up* Boom, Ga. Amy, Yes, you are my cute little boy. Boom- *smiles* Amy, Come on let's go meet dad in the car. *they walk down stairs* Amy, Sonic! I have Boom. Are you ready yet? Sonic, I'm coming, I'm coming. Don't rush me. I have my own pace. *runs over to her* Now I am ready. Amy, man, you and your humor. Sonic, What? Amy, Nothing just bring the car around. Sonic, okay. *brings the car around* Amy, *puts Boom in his little baby seat in the back and gets up front* Everyone ready. Sonic, yep. Let's go. Then......

Tails, *puts his silverware down after downing a whole other helping of pancakes* Man, I am stuffed. my belly hasn't been this full in a very long time. I think I will just sit on the couch and hang around for the day after a big meal like that. Cosmo, It's your day Tails. You can do whatever you want. I will sit here with you all day long and we can hang around doing what ever you want. Tails, Cool. *sit on the couch* Now I will sit here and watch tv for a while then I may do some other stuff. Cosmo, What ever you want Tails. You can do today. Tails, Thanks. Could you bring me a soda? Cosmo, Sure. Tails, Now let's see what is on tv. Hey it's sonic. He is on scaretactics. Oh I got to see this. Sonic, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Tails, *laughing* Oh that's hilarious. That ought to teach him to scare me like that. Sonic, GET AWAY!!! Tails, oh man. This is good. You get him Amy. You scare him good. Cosmo, What is so funny Tails. Tails, Amy just got Sonic really good on scaretactics. It was hillarious. I can't believe Amy was able to plan that so good. Cosmo, Really. That sounds really funny. I bet he was scared out of his mind. Tails, He was. He nearly wet himself at one part he was so scared. Cosmo, *laughing* oh my. that is funny. Tails, I know. Hey can I have my soda now. Cosmo, Sure. Tails, *drinks it all really fast* Cosmo, You certainly were thirsty. Tails, big breakfast will do that to you. Oh and could you *he accidentally farts really loudly* Then........
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Sonic, well look at that! Here's the neighborhood. Amy, it's changed. Sonic, Amy... it always changes. Now over here you can see some ganster kind of people. Watch this. Sonic starts to drive faster, pulls out a gun and starts shooting them and then drives off. Amy, WHAT THE... DID YOU JUST DO A DRIVE BY SHOOTING!?!? Sonic, who cares. They're still alive. Amy, they're not getting up. They're not even moving. Sonic, *starts to sweat* uhhh...well that's your vision. Not mine. Amy, Sonic!! You killed them!! Sonic, well they were going to kill me. The guys on the road get back up, open up their shirts, show their bullet proof vests, and they start giving Sonic the finger. Sonic drives around the corner to not see them anymore. Amy, so what's next? Sonic, this Sheets Gas Station. I'll be right back. Sonic puts on a black mask, clicks his gun and runs in. Amy, I wonder where he's going to... omg what's he doing? He runs out with cash. Sonic, ok! Let's go!!! He drives onto the road really fast. Sonic looks in his rearview mirror and finds cops chasing after him. Sonic, haha. Try me. He pulls out a grenade and throws it onto the road. It blows up knocking all the cars off the road. The police officers get out of the car trying to shoot at the tires but they have no luck in doing so. Sonic, whew that was close. Ok what's next? Amy, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!? Sonic, and over here at the Bank is where we will make our next sto....uhhh... *sonic falls asleep* Amy, SONIC WAKE UP!! YOU'RE STILL DRIVING!! They run into a wall. Amy, oh my god! She looks over to Boom and finds him ok. Amy, oh thank god he's ok. She goes up to the front seat and starts shaking Sonic. Amy, Sonic!! Wake up!! Sonic, huh... huh? What? Where am I? Amy, you just shot at these black guys, robbed a gas station, you were about to rob a bank but you fell asleep and crashed into a wall. Sonic, what are you talking about? I never did any of those things. Amy, yeah you did! You just did that 5 minutes ago!! Sonic, no I didn't! I was by the car with you getting ready to go and that's all I remember. Amy, wait a second. Somethings wrong. Then......

Cosmo, oh ****!! Oh my god!! Tails, oh come on! It's not that bad. Cosmo, **** that smells like ****!!!! Aww man!! Sick!! She runs out of the house coughing. Tails, for god's sake Cosmo, it was just an accident. I never ment to do that on purpose. Now, I'm going to try your new candle you bought at Target. This should help t... Cosmo, if you even try lighting that, you'd kill yourself. Tails, what? Cosmo, *walks back in* just give me those....awwwww man!!!! That's smells awful!! She runs back outside. Cosmo, open a window or something!! Or find one of those gas masks that are downstairs. Tails, oh man! I can't move. Too full. Cosmo, ****!! Tails, just wait out there for a few minutes. 5 hours later. Cosmo, that was a few minutes? That was hours and the house still smells. Tails, hmmm I wonder....why. I'm ready for dinner! Cosmo, well ok what would you like? Tails, Meatloaf, Corn on the cob, beans,.... Cosmo, I'm sorry? Tails, Corn on the cob? Cosmo, no after that. Tails, meatloaf. Cosmo, no after! After corn on the cob. Tails, Beans? Cosmo, you aren't getting any. Tails, what? Why? Cosmo, if you thought it over carefully, you'd know the reason why. Tails, then can I have mashed potatoes with gravy? Cosmo, sure. Tails, and can I get some pizza with ice cream on it? Cosmo, you sure can, that will be... what??? Tails, Ice Cream on Pizza. Ever tried that? Cosmo, uhhhh...no. And I never would. Why? Did....you...try it? Tails, oh yeah. That stuff is good! I also like eating nectarines with ketchup on them. Cosmo, WHY!?! Tails, cause it tastes good! Cosmo, no it doesn't!! That wouldn't taste good at all!! Then....
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Amy, *pulls of a little thing off his head* Sonic, What is that Amy? Amy, It looks like someone was controlling you Sonic. This looks like a mind control device. Sonic, A mind control device! Amy, Yeah. Sonic, But who in the world would want to make me look bad? Amy, Just think about that for a minute, and I'm sure you will think of something. Sonic, hmmm. Let me see. Could it be Tails? Amy, No I don't think Tails would go this far Sonic. Sonic, Well, What about Knuckles? Amy, Do you honestly think Knuckles would be smart enough to do something like this. Sonic, Yeah you are right, he is to hard headed to pull this off. Amy, Who else? Sonic, uhhh, Eggman? Amy, that might be you never know about Eggman, but isn't there someone else you should consider in this? Sonic, There is? Who is that Amy? I thought I thought of everyone. Amy, *goes over and picks up Boom out of his seat and holds him close* There is another person that really hates you to death and would do anything to make you look bad. Sonic, Who is that? Amy, Are you really that dumb Sonic? Sonic, I guess I am at the moment, because I cannot think of a soul. Amy, What about Shadow!!!! Sonic, Oh crap. I forgot about Shadow. This almost does sound like his handy work. Making me run around town doing bad deads and then getting me in trouble and then nearly kill my family in a car accident. What does Shadow have against me now? I did nothing to him now. Amy, Uh, maybe you should jsut ask him yourself. Sonic, And how am I suppose to do that Amy? Amy, He is right there behind you Sonic. Then.........

Tails, Well, even if you are not going to eat the pizza could you still order it for me? Cosmo, I guess so. That just sounds so gross though, but I'll get it if you want. Tails, Thanks Cosmo. Cosmo, *on the phone* uh yes, can I get one medium ice cream pizza? Yes, that is what I said Ice cream pizza. I know it is weird, it is what he likes and I want to get it for him. Ok. Thank you. *hangs up* Tails, Man. You think they never heard of that before. Cosmo, I'm sure they haven't. Tails, Well, whatever. Just get to getting me that supper cosmo. Cosmo, Ok, but There is one thing though. Tails, Yes? Cosmo, I am not making as much for supper as I did for breakfast. Tails, Why not? That was so good I could hardly move for a while. Cosmo, That is my point. I don't want you like that. I am going to have to have you to be able to move later on in the day. Tails, Be able to move later in the day? What do you mean by that? Cosmo, You know what Im talking about Tails. Tails, You mean. You are giving the offer this time! Cosmo, Yep. Later on ,about a few hours after eating, I want you so bad. Tails, This is a change for you. Usully I am the one that has to make the offer to have sex. What got into you Cosmo? Cosmo, I just heard some stuff that was so sweet and it just turned me on to so bad. Tails, Well, it is hard not to get turned on by such a sexy looking guy like me. I am sure it is just my manliness getting to you. Yep, Tails oh boy you are one sexy thing. The ladies can't keep their hands off of you. Cosmo, You sound happy for some reason. Tails, Oh no reason. Just sitting here waiting for the food and watching tv. Cosmo, I'll go check on the food you jsut relax. Tails, Will do Cosmo. Cosmo, Oh and try not to fart again. Tails, I won't Cosmo. No more fart bombs, when you are around. Cosmo, Good. I'll be back shortly. Tails, Ok. Then.......
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Sonic grabs him.. Sonic: Die you *** licking mother(beep), Shadow and sonic start to fight, shadow: Whats your problem, cant i go shopping without you getting in my way Sonic: You planted this on me, Shadow: Why would i do that, id rather smoke a 100 percent nick-free cigarette than to do that. Sonic: .... You didnt do this and ... man ... im.. im sorry... Shadow: OK, now let me go!!! Sonic: Crap who wants me to look bad ....(to ???s lair) ???: Hahaha Ill destroy sonic and his reputation hahaha ???2: Im coming... ???: Crap (back to sonic! Sonic: Hmmm... Suddenly a cop bucks him... Cop: You are uunder arrest Sonic, Shadow, Amy: WHAT?!! Sonic: But mr Police-man sir, someone was controlling me!! Cop: I heard that one before.. yeah right Sonic is put in the cop car. and the car drives away.. Sonic... Heeeeeee.... eeeee... eeeeeee.. eeeeee.. eeee ...ee... lp!! Shadow: I knew he would end up in the slammer one day Amy: Shut up, someone was really controling him, Im going to the station.... At the station... Sonic: Let me out, Amy, Shadow, anyone heeelp Cop: You robbed the OMV Gas station, also Slovnaft and the Shell GasStation, the ING bank, Aegon, and oh yeah Credit Suess banks, shoot 7 people, Drove to the History Clock tower wall.... Sonic: I cant renember... Cop: and thats the half of it... i say you are pretty fucked up, Cream: Ill be the judge of that Sonic: Cream? you? are a cop?, Cream: Yeaht the best way to protect myself from shads is this... ok, hmmm... sorry sonic but unless you dont have proof you are fucked up.. Sonic: Oh great... than....

Ring.. Tails: Im coming... Man i can..t stand.. up... he poens the door.. THE Pizza Boy.. Im from Pizza-Hut the emm.. ice-cream? pizza you orderd is here, please sign here.... no not Tails i need your full name Tails: Oh yeah right i forgot... Miles...Prower.. PH Guy: Thank you for ordering at PIZZA-HUT he leves, Tails opens the box... Huh? Cigarettes?? Cosmo: Hehe those ... are for... em... my friend?... Tails: Oh ok, i fought those are yours... hehe silly what? Cosmo: Yeah silly... he.. he she grabs them and runs upstairs..... CSMO IN ROOM: tHAT WAS CLOSE.... than suddenly......
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Cop, someone is following us. Cream, what? She looks in the rearview mirror. Cream, it's that damn shadow. I'll take care of this. *Gun: "Click Click"* She rolls down the window and aims the gun at Shadow. Shadow, Cream?? You're a police officer? Cream, why don't you **** off. Shadow, I'm only here to get Sonic out of there. Cream, you're making a big mistake by doing that you know. She fires the gun at Shadow but misses. Shadow, you'll never be able to hit me with any of those. Cream, Yeah you're right..... Now!!! Shadow, huh? Grease shoots out from the back of the car. Shadow, WHAT!?!? Shadow slips and falls on the concrete. Shadow, DID GREASE JUST SHOOT OUT FROM THE BACK OF THAT POLICE CAR!?!? Cream, hahaha! She gets back in the car. Cream, he won't be following us anymore. Sonic, *in head* man, that could've been my only way to get free. Shadow, *whispers* Sonic!! Sonic, *finds Shadow behind Creams seat; whispers* Shadow?? But...how'd you...back there...grease...macaroni? Shadow, come on. Let's go. Sonic, I can't. I'm handcuffed. Shadow, doesn't mean you can't walk. Sonic, but they're watching me. Shadow, oh forget it. Amy is going to meat you at the station anyways. So it doesn't matter. *in the front seat* Cream, Sonic are you talking to yourself? Sonic, uhhh... yeah. I do that usually. Cream, ....uh huh. Wow.

Tails walks in. Tails, whoa whoa whoa. What are you doing? Cosmo,.... uhhh. Nothing. She Takes a cigarette out of her mouth. Tails, were you smoking that? Cosmo, I....don't know. Tails, You don't know. Ok then. Why was there a bunch of cigarettes instead of my ice cream pizza? Cosmo, because a drug dealer works at Pizza hut. Tails, ooooo....k? So who's the friend you're giving it to? Cosmo, ummmm....I...uhhhhh.... Tails, so you're using them? Cosmo, aww crap. Tails, alright. Have fun. He closes the door. Cosmo, Huh? That was easy. Tails walks back downstairs but then pauses, thinks, and walks back upstairs. Tails, HEY!! WAIT A SECOND!!! Cosmo, uh oh. Tails, What about my Pizza??? Cosmo, oh. *phew* I'll uhhh.... Tails, make me one? Cosmo, no....well...I might as well order you one again. Tails, thanks Cosmo. Cosmo, you're welcome. Tails walks out. She looks down the hallway to make sure he is gone. She steps back inside, lights a cigarette and takes a puff. Cosmo, mmmm that's the stuff. Then.....
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