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Topic Started: Mar 11 2006, 10:08 AM (6,766 Views)
Sunshine the fox
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At the station. Cream, Get out Sonic. Sonic, Cream. you are making a big mistake. I didn't do it. Cream, I'm sorry Sonic, but unless you can show me some proof, you are going to jail. Sonic, No, I didn't do anything. Cream, Get OUT!!! Sonic, *gets out* Cream, now move it. We are going inside now. Sonic, you know Amy will probably be here in just a sec to bust me out. Cream, maybe, but unless she has proof of innocence for you, you are staying here. Sonic, I'm sure she will have something. Cream, for your sake, you better hope she does, because form what you did, you are going to go to jail for quite a while.Sonic, Don't worry she will get me out. *later* Amy, Where is he! I want Sonic released now! Cop, Please ma'am. Calm down and we get you a meeting with his booking officer and you can talk for a bit. Amy, Well, Hurry it up! Cop, Yes Ma'am. Amy, I can't believe this, someone frames Sonic for crimes and then he gets arrested for them. Cream, *enters with sonic behind her in cuffs* Amy, SONIC!!!! Cream, Hold up Amy. You can't get close to him. You have to stay there and talk to him right here. He is not allowed to touch you at all. Amy, Well, how do I get him out of here ? Cream, That is a simple thing. Just present me some evidence proving that Sonic is not guilty and he will be released right away. Amy, But I do have some evidence to get him out of jail. Cream, You do! Well show it to me and let me see. Amy, Here. *shows her the divice that was on Sonic* Check this out. Cream, Let me see that. Amy, *gives it to her* Cream, Hmmmmm. Yep. This is a mind control device and yep here is some blue hair stuck to it. That is definately Sonic's fur on it. Okay, This is plenty of proof. Sonic can go free for now. Sonic, Oh thanks God. Cream, *undoes his cuffs* Now stay out of trouble Sonic. Sonic, I will. Amy, Oh Sonic come here. Sonic, *runs over and gives her a big kiss.* Come on let's get back home before anything else happens to us. Amy, Right. Then.....

Tails's Pizza arrives finally. Guy, Here is you pizza sir. Tails, thank you so much. *opens it* Oh yeah. Finally. My ice cream pizza. I can't wait to dig into this. *starts eating it* Oh yeah. Now that is good. I have been wanting this all afternoon. Yum. Yum. Cosmo, *enters and her eyes are kinda blood shot and wide open* Hello Tails, enjoying you pizza? Tails, Yeah. Why do eyes look like that. Cosmo, oh uh. I got to close to a light. And it hurt my eyes a little. Tails, oh ok. Cosmo, *breathes a sigh of relief* Is your pizza good? Tails, I said yeah. You forget Cosmo. Cosmo, No, I was just checking. Tails, okay. I'll be done in a minute. Let me digest for about an hour and I will accept that offer you made a little while ago. Cosmo, Oh that offer. I remember that. Sure, when you finish your pizza and have had a chance to sit for a bit, we can go upstairs and do that. Tails, oh boy. Just give me some time to eat this though. I am still starving. Cosmo, Ok. Just take your time Tails. There is no rush. I can wait. I am a patient girl. It can wait a while. Tails, Good. Then.......
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Sonic, what are we going to do about the car? It's kind of wrecked. Amy, I know. That's why we are going to wait for the bus. Sonic, the bus? Why the bus? They have to drop people off at different places and they take forever to get you home and stuff. Can we take something like a Taxi? Amy, fine. Let's wait for a taxi. They wait for 5 hours standing for a taxi. Sonic, uggghhhh....wanna grab something to eat? Amy, sure. Where would you like to go. Sonic, I don't know. I was going to leave that up to you. Amy, Subway? Sonic, sure let's go. They walk into subway and they find all the seats taken. Sonic, aww man. Amy, well maybe we can eat outside if all the seats are taken. Sonic, yeah but look at the line where you make your order. The line is really long. Amy, So. We could.... Sonic, no thanks. Let's go somewhere else. Amy, *sigh* ok then. They walk out. Amy, uhh...where else should we go to? Sonic, how about.... Amy, how about we just walk home and get something to eat there. Sonic, yeah but there are two problems. 1. I'm really hungry. 2. Tell me how far our house is from here. Amy, well. Ok. Sonic, oh I can't take it. I'll go back into subway. I'll take the risk of going in that large line. That line has got to end sooner or later. They walk back. Sonic, man the line is too big, but the smell of those meatball sandwiches are good. I'm going in the line. Amy, I'll just be outside. Sonic, ok. Amy, have fun in the line. Sonic, you call this fun? This sucks. Then....

Tails, oh man!! All this pizza!! He starts eating the pizza. Cosmo, wow. You must be insane to eat all that pizza. You probably won't be able to finish it all. Tails, oh yeah? Watch me. Cosmo, sure. I'll be watching you. Just don't watch me. *pulls out a cigarette* Just focus on the pizza. Tails, yummy!!! Cosmo, that's right. She lights the cigarette and starts taking puffs. Tails, *sniff* *sniff* Do I smell smoke? Cosmo, *turns around* It's coming from the pizza. The smoke detector in the house goes off. Cosmo, oh for god's sake. She pulls out a pistol and shoots the smoke detector. Cosmo, my god!! That thing is so annoying. *puts cigarette in her mouth and takes a big puff*..mmmm... that should relieve the stress. Tails, Haha! 5 More slices left!!! I can do this!! I know I can. Cosmo, I'm going to go back upstairs. Tails, ok. Cosmo walks back upstairs and pulls out more cigarettes to smoke. Cosmo, whoa.... this is incredibly awesome. *back downstairs* Tails, mmmmmm...mmmmmmm!! That was good! I don't know why people think that kind of food looks nasty. Wow I don't even think I'm full yet!! Then......
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*after waiting for nearly an hour* Sonic, Finally, I can place my order. I am starving. Guy, WHat you want? Sonic, Give me two meatball subs. Guy, ok, just a sec. Sonic, *five minutes later* Man this is taking forever. Guy, Here are your sandwiches sir. Sonic, Finally. Thank you. Amy I got the sandwiches finally. Amy, you mean it. I have been sitting here watching cars drive by. Boom had a little snack. And we are bored out of our minds. Sonic, Well, not anymore. Here is your meatball we can eat it and then head home. Amy, Thank God. That took forever. Sonic, Well you saw the line. It is no wonder it didn't take longer. Amy, I guess you are right. I am hungry and have food now, so who cares. Sonic, yeah. *is eating his meatball sub* It good Amy? Amy, Yeah. I really like these things. Sonic, Me too. Amy, *finishes her sub* Now you ready to finally head home? Sonic, Yeah, but I think I can get us home alot faster than a bus or taxi. You forget. I am Sonic the hedgehog. The fastest thing alive. I can get us home in like a few seconds. Amy, I guess we can go home that way. Sonic, ok. Just strap Boom to your back. Amy, ok. *straps him to her back* Sonic, Now hold on to my back and I'll get us right home. Amy, ok. *grabs on to his back and he runs them home. Amy, Finally I am so happy to finally get back to the house. Sonic, Yeah. After all that madness. I am so happy to be home back to my normal life, with my wife and son. Amy, Yeah. And that is jsut the way I like it. Sonic, Me to. Boom, *smiles* Then......

Tails, *is about to get up* Well, I may still have a bit of room left, but I better jsut sit and let this food go down. I am going to get incredibly fat if I don't stop eating. I will sit here and for an hour and then head up and check on Cosmo and see if she is ready. *upstairs* Cosmo, *takes a puff* Ohhh yeah. This stuff is great. Just as long as Tails does not catch on that I am smoking this stuff, I am fine. If he finds out about this, he may try to do what I have been doing to him about sex. That would be horrible. That is why I am going to give him what he wants when he gets what he wants he just gets so happy and doesn't care about anything. So I will just keep this up and he will be none the wiser. *takes a puff* Yeah. no worries here for me. *downstairs* Tails, *burp* Yeah. That stuff tasted good. It feels like it has gone down enough. I will just go get myself a drink of water wash this stuff down and then I think I will head upstairs. *goes into the kitchen and drinks like two bottles of water* Tails, yeah. That is good. Okay. Now that my massive hunger has been met and I have quenched my thirst. I will now head up stairs and see if Cosmo is ready. I hope she is. Then......
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Sonic opens the door, Amy: WTF?!!! Sonic: ****!!! *the house is really messed up, everything is broke, stuff is on the floor* Amy: Quick check if something is missing, ill call cream Sonic: OK he rusn around the house and checks stuff, Amy: Cream? this is me, come here quick, someone broke into our house... yes ok thanks, Sonic: OK, All our money is gone, your jewls, my Trading card collection and.... Amy: And?!! Sonic: The 100 tickets you were going to enter in the Lottery, and well 3/4 of all our stuff is broken Amy: Who could do this Sonic: I dont know, The police arrives, Sonic tells them whats missing, Cream: Hmm.. a clear case of robbery, ill look for clues Sonic: Thanks than........

Tailses phone rings.. Tails: mhm, yeah.. ok be right over..... Cosmo: Crap where is he? oh well.. *puff* mmmmm so good, -- 20 minutes later -- Tails: Im back... i was at the doctor, he said my balls are ok, and i can do it again, he walks inhe sees cosmo sleeping with a lighted cigarette in her hand, he grabs it and disposes of it, Tails: Man she could set the house on fire!! Ill talk to her in the morning.... in the night... Cosmo *sniff, sniff* i smell smoke, she opens her eyes, Tails is surrounded by flames Tails: Help me cosmo Cosmo: I cant im a plant i hate fire Tails Darn!! the flames draw closer to tails the whole house is on fire, Cosmo: What have i done Tails: AAAAAAAAAA!!! *She wakes up* AAAAAAAA!! huh? its morning? Tails is not here? she walks downstairs, *The Fire-Alarm is brand new, tails is making brekfest* Tails: Good morning .. COSMO!! Cosmo: oh yeah good morning to you too..?! Tails: I changed the Alarm and made brekfest.. but first lets talk, *he throws a pack of cigarettes to cosmo, she grabs them* Cosmo: Oh this? Tails: Yeah that.. than..
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Cream is looking around upstairs. Cream, hmmmmmmmm.... if I can only ...hmmm? What's this? *Back downstairs* Sonic, if I knew who did this, then I'd find them and beat their *** straight to the ground. Amy, don't get violent now. Sonic, I'm serious. When I find the guy who did this, he's gonna get payback. Amy, *sigh* sure. If you even find him. Sonic, we will. I know that. Amy, whatever. Sonic, *walks outside; really angry* YOU HEAR ME YOU ****ERS!!! I'LL ******* BEAT YOU DOWN TO ******* CHINA TOWN YOU ******* **** HEADS!!! **** YOU!!!!! *****!!!! YOU STAY THE **** AWAY FROM US YOU STUPID **** EATING ****!!! Amy, that's a good idea. Give profanity out the door to all the neighboors. Sonic, they stole our things. THEY STOLE THE THINGS THAT DID NOT BELONG TO THEM!!! Cream, Sonic. Amy. You may need to look at this. Then.....

Tails, you know what you need to do with those right? Cosmo,....smoke them? Tails, no. Absolutely not. You pitch 'em. Cosmo, why? Tails, because they aren't good for you. Cosmo, you let me smoke them yesterday. It's like you didn't even notice me smoking them. Tails, because I was focusing on what I wanted to eat. I was really starved. But now I can focus on your problems. You need to quit smoking. Cosmo, you can't make me. It relieves my stress. Tails, yeah. A different way. It's not healthy. I advise you to quit before things get worse. Cosmo, heh. Worse? What do you mean worse? You blew up the house when you tried to light a cigarette remember? Tails, .......yes and I have learned from my mistakes. But if you keep smoking, you might accidently blow up the house too. Cosmo, ok fine. I'll quit. Tails, say it like you mean it. Cosmo, alright... I'll quit the smoking.
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sonic: what the ****?!? its a ransom note from eggman!
note: You have the winning ticket, so i stole it. if you want it back, you must give me half of the winnings! hahaha!
sonic:****!

a month later...
amy:thats the last of our winnings. at least we refurnished the house.

meanwhile...
cosmo goes to a quit-smoking class for a month.
cosmo: i think ive finally gotten over smoking.
tails: thank you!
they kiss.
tails:ive benn thinking.
cosmo:what is it?
tails: please... will you marry me?(no bashing me!!! :angry: )
cosmo: yes!
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Ghost says, "Shaddup!"
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Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Death Egg Mark 5... thousand... Treachery is afoot, or rather floating in space...

Eggman can be seen with Snively, who happens to be there for some reason.

Eggman: I have finally done it!

Snively: Why am I here?

Eggman: I dunno. Anywho, as I was saying, I have done it! I have created the ultimate lifeform!

Snively: Shadow?

Eggman: Nah, already been done. I have created an even more powerful ultimate lifeform! Behold!

Eggman opens a set of shutters, revealing a window. As the two look out the window, they see none other than Unicron from Transformers: The Movie.

Snively: <pointing toward Eggman, and the robot respectively, trying to figure out how to respond> Ohhhbeekaybee...

Unicron: I AM UNICRON! I HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE FOR A PURPOSE!

Eggman: Huh? No, you didn't summon us, we built you... You know, out of spare parts, from all the other destroyed Death Eggs... That's why you're so big.

Unicron: I SUMMONED YOU HERE FOR THE PURPOSE... OF BUILDING ME!!!

Eggman: How could you summon us here if you weren't built yet?

Unicron: I... I HAVE ESP... YOU SEE A MOUTH? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

Eggman: Whatever. Snively! Behold, our new Death Egg! UniEgg!!!!

Unicron: AHH... NO!

Unicron flies off toward the general direction of Cybertron. Back on Earth...

Teacher: And that, kids, is how Eggman created Unicron and nearly wiped out all the Autobots and Decepticons.

Narrator: I wouldn't wanna be the writers right about now...
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meanwhile, Cyclone is in his garage tuning his streetracing cars
Cyclone: God, the tournement is today! I need to get the Minsubishi Eclipse ready!
Dre will get his now! I just hope the accelerator is ready!

Cyclone's Eclipse is black with chrome tires, exaust, grill, all that dumb stuff.

*an hour later*

*engines are reving and Cyclone makes his way into the starting line*

"GO!"...
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meanwhile, Boom is about to say his first word... or so it SEEMS...

Sonic: come on, say dad!
Amy: nuh-unh! say momma!
Boom just sits there like a lump.
*awkward silence*
Boom: fff... ffff...
Sonic: Amy! listen!
Amy: I know! *is shaking in excitement*
Boom: F---!
*sonic and amy's eyes bug out, they stare at boom, then fall on the floor in shock*
Sonic: i thought he'd say that when he was 59...
Amy: well, f---!
Boom: F---! F---F---F---!
Sonic: now look. you encouraged him. we cuss too much and thats the punishment God sent us.
Amy: shut up your face! its not like i'm the only guilty party here!
Sonic: Good Lord, I need a drink...
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