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If I could rearrange the alphabet...
Topic Started: Sep 7 2017, 09:59 PM (179 Views)
Captain Kelly Knightbridge
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"Pass."

Kelly muttered glumly as she watched a bar wench pass by. The woman had been passing around the tavern several times, and Kelly was not surprised at all to see how the patrons were NOT harassing the lass. She barely had a form--no bosom to speak off and a flat ass. To make matters worse, whenever the lass smiled, half her teeth were rotting. Sure, she had a great personality, but no one would want to fuck a personality.

It was early morning in Waterdeep, and Kelly had managed to able down from her room at the inn, to the tavern, to find herself a good breakfast. Well, technically, it wasn't her room, but no man in their right mind would turn out a girl like her. Breeches hugging her shapely hips tight, a shirt was always unbuttoned one button too far--not to mention her voracious appetite for fleshly pleasures. Yes, no one would turn down Kelly Knightbridge.

At the moment, the girl was disappointed. She had heard of the stories of Waterdeep--she thought it would be more exciting than this. She had even headed down to the slummiest parts of the city--but it was all so boring.

The highborns can't be better than this... Kelly groaned, planting her face down on the table.

The tavern doors swung open and Kelly propped up her head on her chin once again, hopeful. This time the tavern patron was a sleek young man--young, lithe, darkly handsome with chiseled features.

"Oooh. Smash." Kelly purred, staring at the young man as he entered into the tavern. With sharp eyes, Kelly leaned back in her chair, adjusting her shirt and crossing her legs. It didn't take long for the young man's eyes to settle on Kelly. Far be it from her to cast down her eyes and flutter her lashes like a young maiden on the cusp of womanhood. No, Kelly stared back at the man, her blue eyes devouring him from afar.

As the young man approached Kelly, Kelly's line of sight went past the young man, to a bigger, more brutish-looking humanoid with muscles bulging underneath his shirt, seated at the bar. There must've been some firbolg or orcish blood in that one. Whatever he was, he looked like he could snap Kelly in half.

Kelly grinned. Standing up, Kelly swept past the younger man, whispering, "Pass," as she did so. She made a beeline for the other one, quickly slid herself onto his lap and wrapped her arms around him.

"If I could arrange the alphabet... I'd bang you up in my room. " Kelly grinned stupidly as she gave the man a wink.
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Khorgol Ul-gorgosh
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You could be, she said. Why would he want to be? he thought.

"You're right...I could blow off some steam," he replied before finishing his drink, "but I can think of better ways to do it."

This one was pretty, but pretty just isn't enough. There was no drive, no purpose. Not at all like...

He forced the thought away. Drinking and remembering are a bad combination. Sentimental idiot.

Khorgol set his drink down. "Good luck finding yourself a lay," said Khorgol as he eyed her up and down again, "probably don't need it though."

His body tensed, as if ready to get up and leave.
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Captain Kelly Knightbridge
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Kelly gritted her teeth behind her grin. 'No' often meant try a little harder. She'd find the sweet spot. The best game was the hardest to get. Besides, what was he going to do? Hit her? Hard, she hoped, as she watched him finish his drink. It irked her that he seemed capable of thinking about anything else--WHILE SHE WAS THERE. What was he, a eunuch? She was determined to find out--and she had nothing better to do.

" Like what better ways?" Kelly grinned as she got off the stool, as if waiting for him to lead the way.

" So what exactly is it? Recent heartbreak? Batting for the other team? " Kelly pressed casually, wondering what he'd do when she had irritated him enough. There were several ways he could shut her up, but for some reason, this one wasn't making it easy.
Edited by Captain Kelly Knightbridge, Sep 9 2017, 09:55 AM.
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Khorgol Ul-gorgosh
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She just didn't know when to quit. Khorgol pinched the bridge of his nose while squinting.

"Better ways like...drinking...in peace," he replied shakily. Shit, that didn't sound believable at all, he thought. "And none of damn your business."

He stood up and made his way out the door. On his way out, he spotted a young drunk who seemed to be completely fixated upon this 'Kelly.'

Pulling the man up, he positioned him between the himself and the wench. "Here, this one seems far more interested in you. Enjoy."

The drunk gave the pirate a big, toothy grin. His expensive looking clothes contrasted with his disheveled hair, showing that he had clearly seen better times before practically settling on this inn.

With a casual shove, he pushed the poor fool unto Kelly, hoping this would be the end of it.
Edited by Khorgol Ul-gorgosh, Sep 10 2017, 02:25 AM.
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Icarus DeVir
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[edit, wrong account]
Edited by Icarus DeVir, Sep 10 2017, 11:25 AM.
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Captain Kelly Knightbridge
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" I'm gonna say recent heart break, the way you're shoving me off. Tsk-tsk. Been there, mate, been there." Kelly said, patting the orc sympathetically. He seemed to have enough, as he stood up and left. For a second, Kelly's fingers twinged and ached to pull off her swords. How dare he? But the feeling was gone as soon as the half-orc turned around. Kelly raised an eyebrow and let out a low whistle.

What a fine piece of ass. Kelly grinned as she quickly followed him out. Suddenly, the half-orc swiftly grabbed a young drunk, offering him to Kelly, like a shield between them. The man offered Kelly a stupid, love-sick grin. Before she could say no, Khorgol shoved the man onto her.

"Hey!" Kelly exclaimed as the drunk shoved his weight on Kelly. Gritting her teeth, Kelly felt around for his money bag.

"Whoops, ew. " Kelly scrunched her face as she realized she felt something else entirely. Pushing the drunk off her, quick as a fox, Kelly slipped past the man and bounded out, following the half-orc.

The big green man wasn't very hard to spot in the crowd--most of the people gave him a wide berth. As soon as Kelly spotted him, Kelly started charging towards him, hoping to knock him down the ground.
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Khorgol Ul-gorgosh
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"This aint about some heartbreak, now run along little girl," said Khorgol in a dismissive tone.

After he had shoved the drunk unto her, he quickly pushed the doors open. That was suffocating, he thought.

The city streets more crowded now. Midday had set in and most of the working folk were out for lunch. Clutching his stomache, Khorgol began to feel a pang of hunger himself.

His hunger distracted him from noticing that people were actively moving away from him. Looking up at the signs along the street, he saw a few restaurants with elf sounding names and squelched slightly.

Just as he was about to round the corner, something had crashed into him. He had caught cats sneaking up on him with his instincts. What could possibly be so lithe?

Before he could consider possible answers, his face was planted firmly into the ground.

A sizeable crowd was wathching.
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Captain Kelly Knightbridge
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Whoops. Kelly thought, looking over the half-orc who had decided to become better acquainted with the stone pavement. She didn't know her own strength too often, valuing speed over brute force. She shrugged it off--figuring things out wasn't her strong point anyway.

Quickly, she flipped the half-orc over and sat on his stomach, grinning madly. It was hard to tell, whether it was blood lust or plain lust on her face.

Slice his throat. Watch the blood gurgle out. Watch him cough and sputter as it all spills. Kelly could already smell the strong scent of orc blood. She was keenly aware of her wickedly serrated dagger strapped to her calf, and she could remember its feel on her hand as it jaggedly slashed flesh.

Naaaah.

"Let's blow off some steam. " Kelly said as she raised her fist and threw a solid jab at Khorgol's face.
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Khorgol Ul-gorgosh
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THIS GIRL IS INSANE.

Coming to his senses, he saw Kelly pull her arm back to punch him across the face. Naturally, he did what any self respecting half-orc would do: He met her fist with a solid headbutt, hoping to break her fist with his skull.

Not knowing whether it was effective or not, he also attempted to throw her off by pulling her closer to him and using her own instinctive need to maintain balance against her.

Resisting his instinct to embrace the warrior's madness, Khorgol roared out, "GET OFF ME YOU MAD WOMAN!"

Regardless of whether she was thrown off, he twisted his body to deliver a heavy body blow in the form of an elbow maneuver he learned watching Frost Giants spar.

"Blown off enough steam yet?" said Khorgol in an impatient tone. "Fucking. Sod. Off."
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Captain Kelly Knightbridge
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Him meeting her fist with his skull was unexpected, and Kelly gritted her teeth. She hadn't expected him to actually think while fighting. Ah well, this was what half-orcs did best. Aside from the other thing she wanted.

"GET OFF ME YOU MAD WOMAN" Khorgol roared as he pulled her close. Kelly grinned.

"Oh, believe me, I am getting off you. " Kelly purred in his ear--although her mirth was cut off quickly by a quick blow from Khorgol, effectively knocking the wind out of her, making her back off a couple of feet. Kelly gasped for air as she struggled to recover. She held up her hand, backing off, coughing for a few seconds before straightening up and cracking her neck from side to side.

"Oh, boy, if you could bang as hard as you hit. " Kelly grinned as she started charging right back up. This time, though, she didn't tackle. Instead, a few feet away from Khorgol, Kelly suddenly made herself skid low, before planting her hands on the ground and heaving the rest of her body up to deliver a kick to his jaw from below.
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Khorgol Ul-gorgosh
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She's TOUGH. Khorgol had knocked down an auroch with a body blow similar to that.

He smiled despite himself.

Seeing her charge at him again, he thought, Not gonna get me with that again.

Bracing his core, Khorgol intended to break her momentum by simply shoving her down as she approached him. He was twice her weight, she had no chance, he thought.

Suddenly, with the grace of a cat, the pirate slid down. Khorgol knew what was gonna happen and he knew he wouldn't be able to stop it.

"Oh shi-!" His sentiments were cut short as her foot landed a solid blow against his jaw. He felt a tooth go loose.

Slightly dazed, he spat out a respectable amount of blood and spread his arms wide, attempting to grab her by the hips.

Spotting a nearby dumpster, he grinned.
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