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Corruptify a Wish
Topic Started: Feb 9 2011, 03:47 PM (830 Views)
Evil Director
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Its simple. Take someones wish and mess it up ^_^ I'll start off.

I wish for.........One Million Dollars
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Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem
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I grant you One Millions Dollars worth of manure.


I wish for a tonne of chocolate.
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Draza
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Granted you get the ton of chocalate but you eat so much of it that you become sick and have to spend a week in a hospital.

I wish for x-ray vision.
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Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem
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Granted but these are traditional X-rays and being unable to see anything except stone and bone you slowly spiral out of control in a vicious cycle of depression as all the worlds beauty is denied to you.

I wish for eternal happiness... :D
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Olmeira

I grant you eternal happiness...for your best friend so that he/she is always happy and you are always miserable by comparison.

I wish for...a hug.
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New Enterprise
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You get a hug from this woman

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who then eats your brain.

I wish for a summer job.
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Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem
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I grant you a Summer Job but you have to peel at least TWO MILLION POTATOES or you do not get paid for it!

I wish for a time machine.
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Raxion
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I grant you a time machine, you go in it, you go back in time 50 years back and realise it can't go forward in time.

I wish to have eternal youth.
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New Enterprise
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You get eternal youth. You are regressed back to a prepubescent child and puberty will never come.

I wish I had a personal chef.
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Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem
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I grant you your personal chef but his past job was a personal chef for a cannibal. On the bright side you have someone who knows how to saute optic nerves. :D

I wish for immortality.
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Sammy

I grant you immortality but you have to live it trough in a small dungeon fillled with rats, blood, rotten pizza and bad opera singers.

I wish for a hot smokin Girlfriend :P
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Raxion
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You get a hot smoking girlfriend, but she's literally hot and smoking. she burnt herself from head to toe in a cooking accident and lost all her hair, also she has horrible looking skin.

I wish I owned a tank.
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Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem
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I grant you a FISH tank (You didn't specify which type of tank) :lol:

I wish I had a fish.
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The Mindwalker
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A fish who died in a freak car accident. Involving Leroy Jenkins.
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HIM Emperor Emeritus Durk II
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Simply Irresistible
I wish I had a better job.
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