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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 9 2011, 03:47 PM (830 Views) | |
| Evil Director | Feb 9 2011, 03:47 PM Post #1 |
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Its simple. Take someones wish and mess it up ^_^ I'll start off. I wish for.........One Million Dollars |
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| Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem | Feb 9 2011, 03:55 PM Post #2 |
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I grant you One Millions Dollars worth of manure. I wish for a tonne of chocolate. |
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| Draza | Feb 9 2011, 06:46 PM Post #3 |
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Granted you get the ton of chocalate but you eat so much of it that you become sick and have to spend a week in a hospital. I wish for x-ray vision. |
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| Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem | Feb 9 2011, 07:20 PM Post #4 |
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Granted but these are traditional X-rays and being unable to see anything except stone and bone you slowly spiral out of control in a vicious cycle of depression as all the worlds beauty is denied to you. I wish for eternal happiness... :D |
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| Olmeira | Feb 11 2011, 04:13 AM Post #5 |
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I grant you eternal happiness...for your best friend so that he/she is always happy and you are always miserable by comparison. I wish for...a hug. |
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| New Enterprise | Feb 11 2011, 12:10 PM Post #6 |
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You get a hug from this woman Posted Image who then eats your brain. I wish for a summer job. |
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| Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem | Feb 11 2011, 04:28 PM Post #7 |
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I grant you a Summer Job but you have to peel at least TWO MILLION POTATOES or you do not get paid for it! I wish for a time machine. |
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| Raxion | Feb 16 2011, 08:07 AM Post #8 |
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I grant you a time machine, you go in it, you go back in time 50 years back and realise it can't go forward in time. I wish to have eternal youth. |
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| New Enterprise | Feb 16 2011, 01:40 PM Post #9 |
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You get eternal youth. You are regressed back to a prepubescent child and puberty will never come. I wish I had a personal chef. |
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| Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem | Feb 16 2011, 05:51 PM Post #10 |
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I grant you your personal chef but his past job was a personal chef for a cannibal. On the bright side you have someone who knows how to saute optic nerves. :D I wish for immortality. |
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| Sammy | Feb 19 2011, 12:30 PM Post #11 |
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I grant you immortality but you have to live it trough in a small dungeon fillled with rats, blood, rotten pizza and bad opera singers. I wish for a hot smokin Girlfriend :P |
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| Raxion | Feb 19 2011, 01:35 PM Post #12 |
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You get a hot smoking girlfriend, but she's literally hot and smoking. she burnt herself from head to toe in a cooking accident and lost all her hair, also she has horrible looking skin. I wish I owned a tank. |
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| Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem | Feb 19 2011, 01:42 PM Post #13 |
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I grant you a FISH tank (You didn't specify which type of tank) :lol: I wish I had a fish. |
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| The Mindwalker | Feb 26 2011, 01:10 AM Post #14 |
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A fish who died in a freak car accident. Involving Leroy Jenkins. |
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| HIM Emperor Emeritus Durk II | Mar 9 2011, 03:50 AM Post #15 |
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Simply Irresistible
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I wish I had a better job. |
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