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Corruptify a Wish
Topic Started: Feb 9 2011, 03:47 PM (831 Views)
Britannia

Granted! You are now a columbian drug barron, that is about to be raided by the feds in 2hours, enjoy.



I wish for super human ability :D
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Raxion
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You get a superhuman ability. one that kills anybody that you even start to like the least bit.

I wish I could be in a video game.
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Britannia

Granted! Signs Raxion up to runescape.



I wish for a reply to my comment B)
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Raxion
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You get a reply to your comment. it says "You are fat and lonely. go to hell". It ruins your social life and you cry. (lol sign up for runescape!)

I wish for a time machine.
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Britannia

Granted! Gives a my little pony watch






I wish for a Redbull
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Rt. Hon. Rinamir Mortem
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I grant you your redbull but that is the only thing you can drink from now on. Prepare yourself to experience extreme caffeine levels.

I wish for a plant.
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Britannia

Granted! hands over a P O T A T O

WWWWwwwwwwooooooooo
Cafffffffffeeeeeeeeeiiiinnnneeeee


I wish for a bacon bap
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Arthur vi Konis
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holy shit.

btw:
Granted, but it molds over in your hand.


I wish I was GOD
...at video games.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but atheists won't play with you because they don't believe in you and religious people won't play with you because they see your title as blasphemy. The only people who are tolerant of you are the most hardcore buddhists, and they won't play anything violent.

I wish my ankle was less breaking - prone.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Granted, Your hands are more breaking-prone.

I wish Steam would download stuff faster.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but it corrupts files.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Arthur vi Konis
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We just totally switched threads.

AND YOUR WORRIED ABOUT COOKIES?!

Granted, but its moldy and gross.

I wish they would make a Starship Troopers movie that was true to the book.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted. But it's lost forever after catching on fire and being cut to pieces.

I wish I had a rocket ship.
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Thistlestorm29

Granted, but it crashlands upon you returning to earth after your first voyage, making it useless and you seriously injured.

I wish that I had been born without Allergies and Allergy-Induced Asthma.
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Soe

Granted, instead of being born with them, you develop them at around a week of age.

I wish that I knew and would remembered what to wish for.
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