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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Apr 30 2011, 06:09 PM (929 Views)
Highpriestoftwig
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So this is a rather simple forumgame:
1) Look at wish above you, and grant it, but you have to corrupt it in some horrible way.
2) Make your own wish.
I shall begin.

I wish my internet worked well.
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British Nation States

Your internet works well, but your computer/laptop breaks.

I wish I could get a new laptop.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted. You could have, but your chance passed and now you can't.

I wish that my cat was purple.
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Arthur vi Konis
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You get a purple cat, but then it turns yellow.
I wish I would get a million dollars.
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Highpriestoftwig
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You get a million dollars worth of angry, starving yellow cats that you have to feed for the rest of their lives.

I wish I was the most intelligent person in the world.
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Arthur vi Konis
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You become the most intelligent man on earth, but then your head explodes because it cant hold so much knowledge.

I wish I could catch my cat. It keeps running away T_T
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted. Your cat no longer has legs.

I wish that my brother would just shut up and do his homework.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Your brother goes and works on his homework. but he gets an F-- on it and blames you.

I wish I hadn't gotten a shitty Acer computer.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, you got a shitty apple computer.

I wish more people would post on this forum.
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Arthur vi Konis
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(Dude I want an apple computer xD)
More people post on the forum. but theyre all trolls and just spam cock balls and whores all the time.

I wish people would join my new power-bloc...


How about you Twigger?
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, I join your power bloc, but I eventually start a schismatic group of Twiggan fanatics that eventually overpower and conquer your half of the power bloc.

I wish that I could memorize the meanings of my tarot cards.
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His Lordship Cure Doce
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Granted but then you are hit in the head and suffer complete amnesia for the last year and a half.

I wish I could live forever
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but you're turned into a statue.

I wish I could fly.
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His Lordship Cure Doce
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Granted but you are sucked into an Airplane's turbine and I don't think we need more detail than that.

I wish I ruled the world
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but the world is Mars and you die from massive depressurization.

I wish that I didn't have to restart my computer to get my internet working.
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