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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Apr 30 2011, 06:09 PM (933 Views)
Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, they're fascist.

I wish China wasn't fascist anymore.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Actually thats pretty true.

Granted, but then they become a shitty democracy that won't sell stuff to the USA and the economy gets broked.

I wish I was Delegate ...not enough endorsements damnit...
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but you don't have administrative powers.

Wait...

I wish I had another head sticking off of my shoulder.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Granted, but you are bitten by a zombie and the head turns zombie and you dont. the head then kills you.

I wish for a million-fifillion-gigillion... dollars.*

(*Points if you know where that reference comes from)
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but it falls directly on top of you and you die.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Granted, but after you wish it you forget about TIL and NS... Forever.


I wish I was a better writer.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but your hands fall off and everyone laughs at you.

I wish that I could tear myself away from the computer long enough to eat.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Granted, but it doesn't fill you up. in fact, it makes you even more hungrier and you don't have any food left. you starve to death.

I wish I knew why the hell people are Nazi's.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but then you turn into a nazi (through exposure to nuclear waste)

I wish I had a pet zombie with laservision and no teeth.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Granted, but he blasts you in the head with laservision and kills you.

I wish for a Ferrari La Tigra
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, but there's a tiger locked in the passenger seat.

I wish my flash drive could store more than 4 gigabytes of memory.
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Arthur vi Konis
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Granted, but it only works for Macintosh computers.

I wish I wasn't getting an F in English.
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Highpriestoftwig
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Granted, you're getting a "D" in english and an "F" in every other class.

Edit: I wish I had made a wish in my original post.
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His Lordship Cure Doce
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You did but it was dumb

I wish that the Hapsburgs had never been deposed.
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Emperor Bad
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granted their bloodline ended the day after it started.

I wish i was a sheriff.
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