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Army of Darkness (1992)
Topic Started: Feb 8 2017, 03:37 PM (7 Views)
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Humping? Like that rescue dog did to that little girl at the Rite Aid?
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In this sequel to the Evil Dead films, a discount-store employee ("Name's Ash. Housewares.") is time-warped to a medieval castle beset by monstrous forces. Initially mistaken for an enemy, he is soon revealed as the prophecised savior who can quest for the Necronomicon, a book which can dispel the evil. Unfortunately, he screws up the magic words while collecting the tome, and releases an army of skeletons, led by his own Deadite counterpart. What follows is a thrilling, yet tongue-in-cheek battle between Ash's 20th Century tactics and the minions of darkness.


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You’d be proud of me because Carl just mansplained to me how to work a lock box
- I smiled, said, "thank you", and didn’t pull out the vocal chords he used to insult me!
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Showering! It's my third of the day; I like to stay extra-fresh in case emergency sex pops up!
Favorite of the series. Absolutely loved it, and totally hilarious. Also Ash at his best by far
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Look, I'm sorry everybody wants to have sex with me. Newsflash, I'm hot!
Everybody wants to get with this: women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.
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