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Never-Ending Story
Topic Started: Feb 6 2008, 09:20 PM (406 Views)
seraphrevan
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noises the man

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Once, in a world far away there lived a small angry man who ate babies for a living. Then he got a disgusting infection which caused his extremities to become deformed and quite enveloped with a rather awkward and cumbersome layer of filth. He didn't know what to do. Anyways, he was going to buy the new iPod, because he liked the fact that Cindy Jones had one. So he bought a car instead of the buttered toast that he saw in the bargain barrel at the local Apple store. SUDDENLY 3 red rings that were concentric and round, appeared and spoke to the whales and disappeared. The whales said to the man,

"There is three words here using incorrect grammar, can you find the ancient dictionary at the bottom of the bucket which is located near the Galapagos which just happens to be across the word, under the burning forest that is not to be entered, or else you will suffer from painful wounds caused by the various guard animals which will eat you."

After hearing what noises the man)
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made while masturbating,
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the whales said,

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"Quit masturbating man
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you've gotta quest
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to do!" So
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with that, the
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man packed his
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various cooking supplies
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and tampons into
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his new McLaren
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but then walked
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to the Galapagos
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because gas prices
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were more than
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