Never-Ending Story

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Never-Ending Story
Topic Started: Feb 6 2008, 09:20 PM (404 Views)
Dneezy	Feb 8 2008, 04:42 PM Post #76
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	he could afford. (Page Update: Once, in a world far away there lived a small angry man who ate babies for a living. Then he got a disgusting infection which caused his extremities to become deformed and quite enveloped with a rather awkward and cumbersome layer of filth. He didn't know what to do. Anyways, he was going to buy the new iPod, because he liked the fact that Cindy Jones had one. So he bought a car instead of the buttered toast that he saw in the bargain barrel at the local Apple store. SUDDENLY 3 red rings that were concentric and round, appeared and spoke to the whales and disappeared. The whales said to the man, "There is three words here using incorrect grammar, can you find the ancient dictionary at the bottom of the bucket which is located near the Galapagos which just happens to be across the word, under the burning forest that is not to be entered, or else you will suffer from painful wounds caused by the various guard animals which will eat you." After hearing what noises the man made while masturbating, the whales said, "Quit masturbating man you've gotta quest to do!" So with that, the man packed his various cooking supplies and tampons into his new McLaren but then walked to the Galapagos because gas prices were more than he could afford.)



seraphrevan	Feb 8 2008, 04:45 PM Post #77
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	While traipsing through



Dneezy	Feb 8 2008, 04:46 PM Post #78
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	Guns-R-Us, looking for



seraphrevan	Feb 8 2008, 04:49 PM Post #79
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	some waffle-fries,



Dneezy	Feb 8 2008, 04:57 PM Post #80
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	when he remembered



End Of The World	Feb 8 2008, 06:43 PM Post #81
Acceptable Posts: 30 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: February 6, 2008	how to blink



Dneezy	Feb 8 2008, 11:16 PM Post #82
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	but then forgot



stormbreaker	Feb 9 2008, 06:02 PM Post #83
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	about cock-fondling



End Of The World	Feb 9 2008, 06:03 PM Post #84
Acceptable Posts: 30 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: February 6, 2008	so he licked



stormbreaker	Feb 9 2008, 06:06 PM Post #85
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	mah bawls in



seraphrevan	Feb 9 2008, 06:06 PM Post #86
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	an orderly fashion



stormbreaker	Feb 9 2008, 06:07 PM Post #87
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	so as to



seraphrevan	Feb 11 2008, 06:38 AM Post #88
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	facilitate the education



stormbreaker	Feb 11 2008, 05:23 PM Post #89
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	of narwhals with



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