King Of The Hill

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King Of The Hill
Topic Started: Feb 9 2008, 08:55 PM (215 Views)
lumpunzik	Feb 9 2008, 08:55 PM Post #1
Acceptable Posts: 46 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 9, 2008	Game! All you do is (CREATIVELY) steal the hill from the last person who posted. Those of you from MAD studios: It's kind of like steal the cookie, only differently applied. I currently stand on the hill, acting a fool.



seraphrevan	Feb 9 2008, 08:59 PM Post #2
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	I discreetly chuck a squirrel at the back of your knees, causing you to tumble down the hill. (Nice game; pinned)



End Of The World	Feb 9 2008, 09:26 PM Post #3
Acceptable Posts: 30 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: February 6, 2008	i kick you in the back of the head and watch you fly off. MY HILL!



stormbreaker	Feb 9 2008, 11:44 PM Post #4
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	End Of The World Feb 9 2008, 08:26 PM i kick you in the back of the head and watch you fly off. MY HILL! You run away squealing like you always do. I take the hill. I reinforce my hill with a 10 foot high wall. (Let's start off with simple defenses, work up to larger and more complex posts!)



Dneezy	Feb 10 2008, 12:56 AM Post #5
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	I eat the mortar from the bricks (I'm assuming it was a brick wall) so it tumbles down. I place 2 sentries back to back in the rubble that remains from the wall. My hill slut.



seraphrevan	Feb 10 2008, 09:23 AM Post #6
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	Seeing as how I'm asian, and by default that makes me a ninja, I drop down BETWEEN your sentries and smack their heads together. I then politely ask you to leave the hill, and win the 2d6 charisma roll. I hire a handful of foreign laborers armed with potato-slingers for $1.50 a day to defend my hill. I go eat some chips in the middle of the hill.



End Of The World	Feb 10 2008, 09:33 AM Post #7
Acceptable Posts: 30 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: February 6, 2008	I Throw Tacoes at the "foreigners" cough mexicans cough And bites your head and throws you off cuz u taste like ass (NO ONE ASK HOW I KNOW THAT). Mine Again.



stormbreaker	Feb 10 2008, 10:31 AM Post #8
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	End Of The World Feb 10 2008, 08:33 AM (NO ONE ASK HOW I KNOW THAT). How do you know that? Seeing as you forgot defenses, I simply retake the hill by tackling you. I now reinforce my hill. Barbed wire is placed around the perimeter, along with a vomit-inducing-stomach-acid-solidifying-mortared brick wall, this time 15 feet high. I build a bunker at the top of the hill, where I reside, covered by three sentries outside (not Mexican or Asian), and several potato-slingers inside.



seraphrevan	Feb 10 2008, 10:41 AM Post #9
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	I walk through the open gate. When your guards ask me if I'm supposed to be there, I simply say "Yes." I kidnap you and hold you for ransom. Your parents pay and I send you express delivery back to them. I dig up the hill and move it to Chad, the country. The warring people are my defenses.



stormbreaker	Feb 10 2008, 10:45 AM Post #10
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	seraphrevan Feb 10 2008, 09:41 AM I walk through the open gate. When your guards ask me if I'm supposed to be there, I simply say "Yes." I kidnap you and hold you for ransom. Your parents pay and I send you express delivery back to them. I dig up the hill and move it to Chad, the country. The warring people are my defenses. I didn't have an open gate... or stupid guards. I go to Char (You typo'ed. You meant the star, Char.) And retrieve the hill. I place it back where it was. Then decided to move it underwater. The hill itself insulates the oxygen I need, and protects me from the pressure that is SURE TO KILL anything that comes down here.



lumpunzik	Feb 10 2008, 12:12 PM Post #11
Acceptable Posts: 46 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 9, 2008	lumpunzik uses Global Warming! Critical hit! The oceans have evaporated! ITEM: MASTER BALL lumpunzik threw MASTER BALL! lumpunzik caught Stormbreaker! Would you like to give a nickname to the Stormbreaker you caught? >YES NO MUDKIP_ MUDKIP was stored in BOX 1. I stand in the tall grass of the hill, waiting day and night to challenge any passers-by.



Dneezy	Feb 10 2008, 12:45 PM Post #12
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	I guess I should have been more clear on what I meant by Sentry. I didn't mean the guard, I meant the auto-firing turrets on TF2. Anyways, since Mudkip is like 2 feet tall I just crush his tiny little head with my boot. I place landmines all 1 foot under the surface of the hill, and place a cardboard-cut-out of me on top of the hill to give the illusion of me standing there.



seraphrevan	Feb 10 2008, 01:10 PM Post #13
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	Lmao, lumpy. That was incredible. Dneezy, how does that take the hill from lumpy?



Dneezy	Feb 10 2008, 01:11 PM Post #14
Fairly Decent Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: February 6, 2008	seraphrevan Feb 10 2008, 01:10 PM Lmao, lumpy. That was incredible. Dneezy, how does that take the hill from lumpy? I killed his Mudkip? Oh wait....shit.



pinklazzur	Feb 10 2008, 03:34 PM Post #15
Acceptable Posts: 21 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: February 7, 2008	I become the new president of the united states, and nuke the hell out of your puny hill... after a long nuclear winter where everything dies, i climb to the top of the hill -in regards to defenses, i have Optimus Prime guarding it for me, as well as a mariachi band of monkeys to entertain me while i sit on my throne. pwned...



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