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King Of The Hill
Topic Started: Feb 9 2008, 08:55 PM (217 Views)
seraphrevan
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I defeat you in the next election and your defenses now belong to me. I build a new hill next to mine and place a "Free Hill!" sign on it to distract people.
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lumpunzik
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I edit Seraphrevan's sign to say:

Free Hill!

Over there ----->

Pointing at his hill. Massive riots ensue, his government is thrown into anarchy, and I reclaim the hill.

I place the hill in a giant indestructible carbon dome with only one entrance, guarded from the inside by autoturrets (the ones from portal) in a large concave semicircle formation.
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I sneak in disguised as a turret (I AM a spy after all), and start a conversation about how much better Heroes is that Lost. The turrets get into a heated debate, so I can place sappers* on all of them. (Sorry for the TF2 Lingo)

I clam the hill as mine, and then cover the grass with anti-friction material, so that no person or thing can stand or walk on it. Then I cover it with slime just for effect.

*Sapper; One of the 4 weapons you have as a spy in Team Fortress Two. A sapper can be placed on electrical buildings made by Engineers. When a sapper is placed, the spy keeps his disguise, and the sapper deactivates the machine and slowly destroys it.
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seraphrevan
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I eat my way through the material and slime and claim the hill.

I bury the hill under another hill of slightly smaller proportions.
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Mac
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I just walked to the top of the hill when everyone was sleeping...
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pinklazzur
Feb 10 2008, 02:34 PM
I become the new president of the united states, and nuke the hell out of your puny hill...
after a long nuclear winter where everything dies, i climb to the top of the hill

-in regards to defenses, i have Optimus Prime guarding it for me, as well as a mariachi band of monkeys to entertain me while i sit on my throne.

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pwned...

Exactly what I meant by save the big stuff for the end.

And nice job hosting an image.. :s
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stormbreaker
Feb 10 2008, 09:19 PM
pinklazzur
Feb 10 2008, 02:34 PM
I become the new president of the united states, and nuke the hell out of your puny hill...
after a long nuclear winter where everything dies, i climb to the top of the hill

-in regards to defenses, i have Optimus Prime guarding it for me, as well as a mariachi band of monkeys to entertain me while i sit on my throne.

Posted Image

pwned...

Exactly what I meant by save the big stuff for the end.

And nice job hosting an image.. :s

grrr it was working earlier...
i sneak up behind mac, seeing as there is no defenses, and kill him in a splinter cell fashion...the hill is now mine.... :ph43r:
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seraphrevan
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Uhh.... seeing as how YOU didn't raise any defenses, I shove you down the hill and take your lunch money.

I use the lunch money to buy stilts, which I use to raise the hill 20 feet above the ground.
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i invent anti gravity boots that enable me to jump to the top. I push u off the hill to your demise, while i make a 70ft tall 10 foot wide titanium wall with barbed wire wire on the top and turrets with self guided missiles...mauhaha
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Mac
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I take everyone out at the top of the hill with a Barret .50cal Sniper rifle from a safe distance...HEAD SHOTx5
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seraphrevan
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You didn't actually claim the hill, so I put the hill in my pocket and walk into a Rick Astley concert.

No one dares to go in there.
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i put on a pair of super heavy duty earmuffs and go in after you. I pick pocket u and take the hill and run. I then descend to the whopper layer in hiding where no one can find me.
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seraphrevan
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Nothing can resist a RickRoll. Your attempt fails. I still have the hill.

Besides, his awesome dancing would've gotten you.
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seraphrevan
Feb 11 2008, 09:18 AM
Nothing can resist a RickRoll. Your attempt fails. I still have the hill.

Besides, his awesome dancing would've gotten you.

Rule number *invents a number*: you cannot deny a taking of your hill, for there is no way to win KTOH.

The hill lands upon me by default, I take it and hide it somewhere mystical for you children to find.
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stormbreaker
Feb 11 2008, 06:03 PM
seraphrevan
Feb 11 2008, 09:18 AM
Nothing can resist a RickRoll. Your attempt fails. I still have the hill.

Besides, his awesome dancing would've gotten you.

Rule number *invents a number*: you cannot deny a taking of your hill, for there is no way to win KTOH.

The hill lands upon me by default, I take it and hide it somewhere mystical for you children to find.

I find the Hill embedded deep in my hard drive and launch the hill into space so no one can claim the hill anymore.
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