King Of The Hill

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King Of The Hill
Topic Started: Feb 9 2008, 08:55 PM (216 Views)
stormbreaker	Feb 12 2008, 09:19 PM Post #31
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	I pretend like that's actually true and go back to my normal life. I buy Super Mario Galaxy, and whilst playing, come across none other than THE HILL! I pull it out of the video game and reclaim it as my own. Now to reinforce it. I place my AP Lit homework strategically around the hill. None dare near it, for it is impossible to complete without procrastination (why do you think I'm here?). The only way to reclaim the hill is to come to my house (in real life) and do my homework in the next thirty seconds. Go.



lumpunzik	Feb 14 2008, 07:41 PM Post #32
Acceptable Posts: 46 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 9, 2008	Instead of doing it myself, I throw a few iPods and Macbook Airs on top of the hill. Almost immediately a few (unnamed... heh heh) Apple-loving geniuses from our AP Lit class annihilate the homework with their intelligence and utter skill at literary analysis. After claiming their free Macs, they leave and I reclaim the hill. This time, I place the hill in a spot in cyberspace. Not just any spot, however. The link to the hill automatically redirects you to a site that registers your IP and blocks you from accessing the hill. Ever.



seraphrevan	Feb 14 2008, 07:52 PM Post #33
The Big Bird Posts: 192 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: February 6, 2008	DAMN YOU LUMPY!



lumpunzik	Feb 14 2008, 08:06 PM Post #34
Acceptable Posts: 46 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 9, 2008	I couldn't resist.



stormbreaker	Feb 14 2008, 08:33 PM Post #35
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	seraphrevan Feb 14 2008, 06:52 PM DAMN YOU LUMPY! I knew it was gonna be a RickRoll. I had to click anyway. Nice move with the Mac-lover, by the way. I used the awesome VideoDownloader tool for my Firefox browser to download the hill and save it to my desktop. After printing it out, I stand atop and reclaim it once more. I know get TSC, who gladly pleasures himself all over the hill. Disgusted, I abandon the hill. Whoever wants that pile of sh*t can have it.



lumpunzik	Feb 14 2008, 10:35 PM Post #36
Acceptable Posts: 46 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: February 9, 2008	I create a new hill with central heating and extra cupholders. I stand defending it Rambo-style with an M60 machine gun.



Mac	Feb 15 2008, 06:03 PM Post #37
Acceptable Posts: 14 Group: Members Member #7 Joined: February 7, 2008	I am watching from a distance through the scope of my .50cal sniper rifle. Safely watching people attempt to take that silly hill away from each other.



stormbreaker	Feb 16 2008, 12:07 AM Post #38
Regular Posts: 169 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: February 9, 2008	Mac Feb 15 2008, 05:03 PM I am watching from a distance through the scope of my .50cal sniper rifle. Safely watching people attempt to take that silly hill away from each other. Seeing as you don't bother sniping lumpunzik, I sneak up behind you and dispatch your sorry self, take your sniper and blow lumpunzik to bits. I then type the most disturbing thing I possibly could on the internet involving my parents gruesome death, leading any and everyone who reads this to doubt my sanity. Good, cause I just fucking lost it. Don't take my hill, bitch.



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