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Topic Started: Oct 20 2016, 03:16 AM (261 Views)
Kero
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Making robots
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*/COUNTER-BOUNTY\*

*This would be shot in exactly the same way as Icarus's bounty, except Icarus is replaced with Kero*

Howdy y'all!

I juss' wanna letch'all know that I'm real happy 'bout this here bounty, fynally I get an excuse't start killin' off all them naughty folk.

But! I juss' wanted t'letch'all know how y'can make twyce as much cash!
Real easy. All y'gotta do is come face me in an ol' fashion showdown. Juss' lyke back 'ome, insteada tryin' ta surpryse me. *He laughs* Ha, I mean, hehe, it don't rellah mattah *He laughs again, unable to hold it in as though he is telling the punchline of a crazy funny joke* Yer gon' die either way b'fore ya know what hitcha, but at leas' this way yer gonna go down with some honah, y'know?

But! I muss' insist that fer this t'be valid y'gotta come up an' ask real nyce first, yeah? Plus, standard duel rules. Revolvers only, no armor'r them fancy HL shields. No 'nades'r tricks up yer sleeve. If y'kill me, which ya won't, I'll have th' cash on me.

Hey y'know what? I'll be real nyce, if ya last fyve minutes without losin' yer face, I'll even give ya half the original deal. Now /that's/ a bargain!

Ryght, y'all take care now

*The transmission ends with Icarus's logo, except it's on fire*

(( Also, I must say that if you do decide to try and kill Kero, please /please/ give me consent if you lose. It's absolutely against Kero's character to spare attackers, and it puts me in a really awkward position when someone refuses consent.

If you do attack me without giving consent beforehand, I will not consent either and the bounty will not be able to be claimed ))
Edited by Kero, Oct 20 2016, 03:24 AM.
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Kero
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(( Side note, why can't I make the title in all caps? ))
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williamcll
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ugh, this is gonna be like that one with Mors and Andre!
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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Icarus: Actually gonna listen to this fuck? I'm offering 50,000 just to humiliate him. and a further 1,025,000 from all the other bounties that are on his ass. Who actually likes this fuck other than the people's dicks he sucks? Fuck this bounty and fuck him. He has the ego and the balls to post this? then you know why to kill him.

Once more, happy hunting.

Icarus.
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Sircarius (Gold Donator)
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Kero
Oct 20 2016, 03:16 AM
Hey y'know what? I'll be real nyce, if ya last fyve minutes without losin' yer face, I'll even give ya half the original deal. Now /that's/ a bargain!
(( That is 50 turns of dueling. If you are still dueling, you both are probally doing something else than the good old western standoff. ))
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Kero
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Sircarius
Oct 20 2016, 01:51 PM
Kero
Oct 20 2016, 03:16 AM
Hey y'know what? I'll be real nyce, if ya last fyve minutes without losin' yer face, I'll even give ya half the original deal. Now /that's/ a bargain!
(( That is 50 turns of dueling. If you are still dueling, you both are probally doing something else than the good old western standoff. ))
(( I void nothing ))
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Sev: "Icarus is like the most innocent person here!"
*AI* "Very funny."
Sev: "Yep. I need a moonshot cannon. Time to claim the bounty on Kero."
*AI* "So /THAT'S/ why you got that licence!"
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Icarus Flareshield
Oct 20 2016, 04:15 AM
Icarus: Actually gonna listen to this fuck? I'm offering 50,000 just to humiliate him. and a further 1,025,000 from all the other bounties that are on his ass. Who actually likes this fuck other than the people's dicks he sucks? Fuck this bounty and fuck him. He has the ego and the balls to post this? then you know why to kill him.

Once more, happy hunting.

Icarus.
((WHOO! GO ICARUS! PREACH IT SON!))
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williamcll
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Dovapig375
Nov 27 2016, 12:59 PM
Icarus Flareshield
Oct 20 2016, 04:15 AM
Icarus: Actually gonna listen to this fuck? I'm offering 50,000 just to humiliate him. and a further 1,025,000 from all the other bounties that are on his ass. Who actually likes this fuck other than the people's dicks he sucks? Fuck this bounty and fuck him. He has the ego and the balls to post this? then you know why to kill him.

Once more, happy hunting.

Icarus.
((WHOO! GO ICARUS! PREACH IT SON!))
((you are very late to the party))
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Smokey (Staff)
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Dovapig375
Nov 27 2016, 12:59 PM
Icarus Flareshield
Oct 20 2016, 04:15 AM
Icarus: Actually gonna listen to this fuck? I'm offering 50,000 just to humiliate him. and a further 1,025,000 from all the other bounties that are on his ass. Who actually likes this fuck other than the people's dicks he sucks? Fuck this bounty and fuck him. He has the ego and the balls to post this? then you know why to kill him.

Once more, happy hunting.

Icarus.
((WHOO! GO ICARUS! PREACH IT SON!))
((Are you familiar with the concept of necrobumping?))
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Fuk U wan?
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williamcll
Oct 20 2016, 03:28 AM
ugh, this is gonna be like that one with Mors and Andre!
(( Don't even start with that, man ))
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Kero
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(( I have no complaints about this ))
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