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A Clock; Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Topic Started: Jan 14 2017, 06:46 AM (310 Views)
Cookies (Community Organiser)
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-The poster is anonymous.

Two-hundred and fifty pixels to whoever destroys and beams up the remains of this wretched, ticking clock in the hospital.

May it drive no other men insane any longer.


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williamcll
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Why dood? It's only a clock
Edited by williamcll, Jan 14 2017, 06:57 AM.
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Hecan Maverick (Silver Donator)
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It's ticked its last tock. . .
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tehbrandon1
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*somewhere across the Galaxy, Gamma could be heard slamming his face onto his desk repeatedly*
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*A message would be heard from somewhere in deep space.*

Friends! Family! Fellow Clocks! I know the death of our brave prince Tickus Tockus has brought a great time of grief upon the entire Sundial system. But fear not! We will see the perpetrators of this heinous crime brought to justice! So now, I'll call upon all of my subjects, from the biggest Grandfather clock to the smallest Wristwatch, we must act! To make the galaxy safe for timepieces once again. My son died helping those in need tell time, and we shall avenge his death! HUZZAH!!!

*some may hear strange rumors from spacers about a fleet of clock-shaped vessels slowly moving torwards the Vethus system.*


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Edited by Cojiro, Jan 17 2017, 12:41 AM.
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williamcll
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tehbrandon1
Jan 14 2017, 06:58 AM
*somewhere across the Galaxy, Gamma could be heard slamming his face onto his desk repeatedly*
*splish splush splish splush*
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TsarDev
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*A rather battered clock that seemed to be smashed and shot into pieces would beam up to the bounty poster.*

*What shortly followed was a pre-recorded hologram of the hunter.*

"We've claimed the bounty and the clock has had it's last tock...." *He bursted out laughing.* "I'm sorry, I can't take this seriously. Anyway, my partner and I smashed the clock for yah. We'll wait for the pixels."
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Feb 5 2017, 06:41 AM
*A rather battered clock that seemed to be smashed and shot into pieces would beam up to the bounty poster.*

*What shortly followed was a pre-recorded hologram of the hunter.*

"We've claimed the bounty and the clock has had it's last tock...." *He bursted out laughing.* "I'm sorry, I can't take this seriously. Anyway, my partner and I smashed the clock for yah. We'll wait for the pixels."
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((M8, this bounty was claimed half a month ago ;) ))
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Irisama
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((Totally didn't just attempt to buy another clock, because I love you all. :D))
Edited by Irisama, Feb 5 2017, 07:02 AM.
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TsarDev
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Feb 5 2017, 06:57 AM
TsarDev
Feb 5 2017, 06:41 AM
*A rather battered clock that seemed to be smashed and shot into pieces would beam up to the bounty poster.*

*What shortly followed was a pre-recorded hologram of the hunter.*

"We've claimed the bounty and the clock has had it's last tock...." *He bursted out laughing.* "I'm sorry, I can't take this seriously. Anyway, my partner and I smashed the clock for yah. We'll wait for the pixels."
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((M8, this bounty was claimed half a month ago ;) ))
((....Assume that Rube didn't see it being claimed and killed another clock that was in the hospital.))
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((Inb4 I make Cojette press charges and file a 10 trillion pixel bounty for the clock killer.))
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TsarDev
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((*is not against there being a bounty on Rube.*))
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Feb 5 2017, 06:41 AM
*A rather battered clock that seemed to be smashed and shot into pieces would beam up to the bounty poster.*

*What shortly followed was a pre-recorded hologram of the hunter.*

"We've claimed the bounty and the clock has had it's last tock...." *He bursted out laughing.* "I'm sorry, I can't take this seriously. Anyway, my partner and I smashed the clock for yah. We'll wait for the pixels."
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"Holy shit. You actually did it? You absolute madmen! Hahahaha!"

"Payment's sent, wow. Well deserved."

*And so, 250 pixels are added to their accounts.*

(( Didn't actually see anyone -claim- the bounty, so. ))
Edited by Cookies, Feb 5 2017, 09:03 PM.
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