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[CLAIMED] Teach 'em a lesson: Lara "Sonny" Pines(?)
Topic Started: Jan 31 2017, 08:07 PM (613 Views)
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"Howdy, filthy poor people! Want some money?

I don't know y'all gringos, but ye know me! It's yer favrite businessman, Trifort Dean Cole, of Cole Fuels Industries! I once almost died on yer shit planet, and I was nice enough to let ye be, but boy oh boy have ye dun fucked up this time:

My daughter Nichole, my precious cutie-pie, came to yer shitty place and someone shot her in the back cause she said a buncha mean things. P'shaw!

Doooon't fret, I'm a generous man! Ask my twenty-somethin' past wives! My sweet sweet child told me they gave her a name, somethin' like what, Lara Pines? But someone also called this coward "Sonny".
Names aside, it's a red wench with a circular brand! What kinda rich father would I be if I didn't use my money to settle the score rightly, eh?

To this end, I'm offerin' a base 750.000p to anyone who kills this proper basterd. Don't get greedy now: this is a one time thing. Teach the bitch a lesson!

Now, who solves what with just killin' her once, right? Welp, It'll sure keep me entertained! So, here's another condition: record the whole thing and send it to me! I don't give a rat's ass about material proof, just put on a show, and dependin' on that ye might get some extra $$$$! Imma tell my secretary to improvise some specifics after this message cause I ain't got time for that shit.

PONY UP!"

TARGET: "Sonny", or "Lara Pines", or "red novakid with circular brand and a crossbow"
CONDITION: Record the event, Kill the target
BASE PAY: 750.000p
BONUSES:
Person suffers - +250.000p
Person dies more than 1 hour after suffering, so that they remember it after cloning - +400.000p
Person dies in spectacular way (explosion, acrobatic ninja kill, any way you wanna put on a show!) - +55.000p
Hurt someone close to them, like a relative or a friend - +91.000p
Bounty is claimed by a woman - -25% of total pixels (cause fuck you go back washing yer dishes)

EXPIRATION: Once bounty is claimed once OR in 2 months

WARNING: All bonus conditions must be caught on camera too and sent to me, I don't care how hard it is!
Edited by reverse, Jan 31 2017, 09:16 PM.
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(( Honestly, I really like how this is set up. Like just its layout. Don't have a character that would do this though))
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Well, thats a lot i have learnt from sonny from just this one bounty.
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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*After the incident yesterday*

Sev... then fucking this? Sonny yes better get yer shit together, I have to deal with myself and this fucking EE bounty. so yer on yer own... I'll assist if need be but after yesterday you need to shape up to earn my trust again...

Godspeed all...
Edited by Icarus Flareshield, Feb 1 2017, 10:53 AM.
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*Sev reads the bounty.*
"Are. You. Serious?... Posted just after I punched her so hard she felt jet lag... Welp, at least the Frontier is interesting again!"
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Sircarius (Gold Donator)
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*Sircs private reaction in his mind*

"Disgusting. A man who doesn't even attempt to avenge his child personally, using meaningless currencies to achieve his petty revenge and he is even getting off on torturing the vulnerable and on child homicide... I might be sorry for you Cole for having a father like this.. You never acted as a spoiled Emo B-- Restrain my mouth.. Even when I talk in my own thoughts.. I will apologise if I hurt your sister, "Nichole", by "accident"..
A free lesson in humbleness from yours truly.. Sounds good enough. "


-Attack on sight. Nichole Cole.-
Edited by Sircarius, Feb 1 2017, 08:11 PM.
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Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator)
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*A drone feed video of sonny getting fuck/ass-raped and legs cut by Sev, with icarus Isora and agatha in the background. afterwards shows her shell being repaired and her suffering even more. this is sent to Trifort anonymously*

We want our money.

We have the nova kid. Pay up and we hand her over, do whatever the fuck you want with her.

[Cannot be hacked, an encrypted message]
Edited by Icarus Flareshield, Feb 4 2017, 01:17 AM.
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Feb 4 2017, 01:16 AM
*A drone feed video of sonny getting fuck/ass-raped and legs cut by Sev, with icarus Isora and agatha in the background. afterwards shows her shell being repaired and her suffering even more. this is sent to Trifort anonymously*

We want our money.

We have the nova kid. Pay up and we hand her over, do whatever the fuck you want with her.

[Cannot be hacked, an encrypted message]
((I know this is might be fake but would it still be against the rules?))
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Feb 4 2017, 01:47 AM
Icarus Flareshield
Feb 4 2017, 01:16 AM
*A drone feed video of sonny getting fuck/ass-raped and legs cut by Sev, with icarus Isora and agatha in the background. afterwards shows her shell being repaired and her suffering even more. this is sent to Trifort anonymously*

We want our money.

We have the nova kid. Pay up and we hand her over, do whatever the fuck you want with her.

[Cannot be hacked, an encrypted message]
((I know this is might be fake but would it still be against the rules?))
{{ That's why he's contacting the secretary beforehand. }}
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Feb 4 2017, 01:56 AM
williamcll
Feb 4 2017, 01:47 AM

Quoting limited to 2 levels deep*A drone feed video of sonny getting fuck/ass-raped and legs cut by Sev, with icarus Isora and agatha in the background. afterwards shows her shell being repaired and her suffering even more. this is sent to Trifort anonymously*

We want our money.

We have the nova kid. Pay up and we hand her over, do whatever the fuck you want with her.

[Cannot be hacked, an encrypted message]
{{ That's why he's contacting the secretary beforehand. }}
((I meant server rules))
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((I sincerely hope you two didn't actually sexually assault her character.))
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Feb 4 2017, 02:17 AM
((I sincerely hope you two didn't actually sexually assault her character.))
(( Same, I think you've crossed a fine line when you do that to someone. ))
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Icarus Flareshield
Feb 4 2017, 01:16 AM
*A drone feed video of sonny getting fuck/ass-raped and legs cut by Sev, with icarus Isora and agatha in the background. afterwards shows her shell being repaired and her suffering even more. this is sent to Trifort anonymously*

We want our money.

We have the nova kid. Pay up and we hand her over, do whatever the fuck you want with her.

[Cannot be hacked, an encrypted message]
*Secretary, Mercenary and Underpaid Jack-of-all-Trades Jinkouin replies to this

The boss does not want to dirty his hands nor ours. It was the whole point, hence the high pay. Send confirmation of death and you shall receive your reward. Also send account information for the transaction and please refrain from sending this anonymously, or the boss won't be able to tell wether you are a male or a female to apply his... malus.

From the video here, I can see the person suffered and will remember. If you send a confirmation video where the person gets killed, you will receive 1.400.000 pixels. The boss is willing to add an additional 25.000 pixels for the leg-cutting counting as "slightly spectacular but not quite there yet". His words.
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