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| [CLAIMED] Teach 'em a lesson: Lara "Sonny" Pines(?) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 31 2017, 08:07 PM (615 Views) | |
| reverse | Jan 31 2017, 08:07 PM Post #1 |
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"Howdy, filthy poor people! Want some money? I don't know y'all gringos, but ye know me! It's yer favrite businessman, Trifort Dean Cole, of Cole Fuels Industries! I once almost died on yer shit planet, and I was nice enough to let ye be, but boy oh boy have ye dun fucked up this time: My daughter Nichole, my precious cutie-pie, came to yer shitty place and someone shot her in the back cause she said a buncha mean things. P'shaw! Doooon't fret, I'm a generous man! Ask my twenty-somethin' past wives! My sweet sweet child told me they gave her a name, somethin' like what, Lara Pines? But someone also called this coward "Sonny". Names aside, it's a red wench with a circular brand! What kinda rich father would I be if I didn't use my money to settle the score rightly, eh? To this end, I'm offerin' a base 750.000p to anyone who kills this proper basterd. Don't get greedy now: this is a one time thing. Teach the bitch a lesson! Now, who solves what with just killin' her once, right? Welp, It'll sure keep me entertained! So, here's another condition: record the whole thing and send it to me! I don't give a rat's ass about material proof, just put on a show, and dependin' on that ye might get some extra $$$$! Imma tell my secretary to improvise some specifics after this message cause I ain't got time for that shit. PONY UP!" TARGET: "Sonny", or "Lara Pines", or "red novakid with circular brand and a crossbow" CONDITION: Record the event, Kill the target BASE PAY: 750.000p BONUSES: Person suffers - +250.000p Person dies more than 1 hour after suffering, so that they remember it after cloning - +400.000p Person dies in spectacular way (explosion, acrobatic ninja kill, any way you wanna put on a show!) - +55.000p Hurt someone close to them, like a relative or a friend - +91.000p Bounty is claimed by a woman - -25% of total pixels (cause fuck you go back washing yer dishes) EXPIRATION: Once bounty is claimed once OR in 2 months WARNING: All bonus conditions must be caught on camera too and sent to me, I don't care how hard it is! Edited by reverse, Jan 31 2017, 09:16 PM.
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| Deleted User | Feb 4 2017, 02:53 AM Post #16 |
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*Sev doesn't have Sonny on his ship, so he leaves the decision on what to do with her up to Icarus. He doesn't care much about what happens to the red Novakid.* << Also, Jesus fuck, Domino/Brandon, calm down. >> |
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| reverse | Feb 5 2017, 03:36 AM Post #17 |
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((so? what happens?)) |
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| Icarus Flareshield (Gold Donator) | Feb 5 2017, 08:34 AM Post #18 |
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Roses are red violets are blue, I want to die and so do you!
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* A video is sent of sonny in the middle of the room; she was punched multiple times and then a knife stabbed in her hand, the person leaves loud agonising screams begin to play on the speakers on the wall After a few hours it is seen that sonny has cut one of the magcuffs, she is repeatedly stunned by a turret until she bests it by falling over, Icarus arrives and a short scuffle happens sonny rolls around like a log avoiding bullets until she is finally stopped, Icarus fills her with holes the finally shoots her in the head her head basically exploding, this was an AA-12* I'm a man. My name is John pierce and I would like that money sent to this account *He sends the account details of a throwaway account. Although they wouldn't know that* |
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| reverse | Feb 6 2017, 07:09 AM Post #19 |
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*1.400.000p are sent to that account from Cole Fuels Subsidiary Trading Account @ Aegis Financial* "This bounty's been claimed! Proof was as satisfactory as fun! Hope ye all learned two good lessons here: One: Business with us is always convenient! Visit our website! Two: Don't fucking touch my family." |
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